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Zhao Yu came to the deserted planet to build a base, create an underground city and hide in it. Worried about the threat from the unknown civilization, Zhao Yu dug out a small half of the planet and built star destroyer cannons capable of destroying the planet, as well as tens of thousands of fully intelligent mechanical dogs in various forms. The defensive robotic dog, the Gate God, would disguise itself as a small mountain and fortify around the base. Detection and gathering robot dog - Tsotan, would disguise as a rolling stone and wander around the planet to collect useful resources. Combat robot dog - Nezha, would disguise as a crater, scattered around the base, ready to be able to attack the enemies that may come. Around the base, they were ready to attack the enemies that might come. On this day, his gathering robot dog - Tsotan, dragged back a spaceship. It captured three alien creatures, claiming to be from Earth. Zhao Yu was confused. "Didn't I travel to the deep space of the universe? How come I'm on the back of the moon and being treated as an alien by humans?"

You want Thor's hammer? No problem, we'll give you what you want! You want Thanos' Infinity Stones? No problem, we'll give you what you want! As long as you have enough dream coins, any wish can come true!

Kazuro, a boy who has just gotten into high school, meets up with his childhood friend, Teiko, in a chance encounter. Years have passed by, and the two have changed both physically and mentally. Will they reconnect and re-establish the pure friendship they had all those years ago, in a world with corrupted minds?

Do you really know the people around you? Do you really know who they are? How they became the person that they are? A laboratory known to make researches about the different types of personalities decide to launch their very last project. Between hundreds of applicants, five of them are chosen. Together, they will create bounds, become friends and even more. But... Do you know what is going on in people's mind? Note: Please, notice that this story has been written when I was 18 years old. The writing barely fits my actual own. (I did correct it obviously, hope that it's not too bad!) Thanks to whoever will read! Have a good day.

Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)

Every Cultivation transmigrator would begin their journey with ignorance. Ye Chen, who was originally from Earth, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Fantasy world after crashing with Truck-Kun. Of course, like every Protagonist, he had a gold finger with a female seductive spirit in an ancient ring. But he also had many mysteries hidden beneath him, as he discovered on his great adventure. This was our protagonist's first journey: every attractive female fell over him with simply his sight, but there was another person. This pig-featured man was maliciously reincarnated into this fantasy world with the appearance of a third-rate villain, and he snatched all of the heroines as our protagonist flirted with other females. This story will be the epic clash between the Transmigrator and Reincarnator....... Tags- #Netori #Dark

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

It pays to look like the undead, when the paranoid emperor holds all first born nobles hostage in the Royal Academy. Particularly when the promiscuous crown prince treats the place as his own personal harem. That's why the infamous royal recluse, Lord Patric Siccus, doesn't mind that he looks like a dehydrated goblin, or that his eyes bulge out when he's too excited, and how his mouth fills up the rest of his face when he tries to smile. He went there for the library, after all. ___________________ !!! DISCLAIMER !!! This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright 2024 Gem Vecino All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

This is the story of a degenerate asshole who enjoys NTR hentai gets transported to another world as a demonic entity. He has been tasked with bringing the destruction of the world. He, on the other hand, would like to play more backhand and make the world destroy itself. ‘Like a true devil.’

She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the pitting of hundreds of thousands of people. She had led the Great Qin Iron Cavalry and fought against the six kingdoms to win the world. She had seen the world divided into three parts and the mountains and rivers shattered. She had also heard the curling sound of the zither in Longzhong. She had been drunk in the Chaste Guan Dynasty, and how was the ancient female emperor? She was freshly dressed, also had a feather fan and silk scarf. She has been a farmer and a teacher. But no one knows, such a person, live for two thousand years.

When Earth’s population is suddenly thrust into a chaotic fantasy world, survival becomes a daunting challenge. While many scramble to secure alliances or fend off monsters, Adam awakens a unique power—the NPC System. This system allows him to create and manage NPCs skilled in crafting, combat, trade, and more, forming a growing kingdom of loyal subordinates. Adam quickly rises as a force to reckon with, using his NPCs not only for protection but also to dominate trade channels and gather resources efficiently. As rival players and monstrous invaders target him, Adam’s kingdom becomes the foundation of a new power. He must fend off challenges from monstrous invasions, native factions, and rival transmigrators, all while aiming to build a lasting legacy in a world teetering on the edge of chaos.

The protagonist, Tang Lu, transmigrates into an old-school rich-family romance novel as a maid in the luxurious Bo family. Unlike the typical tragic fate of minor characters in such stories, Tang Lu embraces her new life with positivity and hard work. Her cheerful perspective allows her to enjoy her job and witness the dramatic lives of the wealthy without getting personally involved. The plot emphasizes storytelling over romance, keeping the tone light and fun.

In a world where myth and mysticism have surged, the balance shifts. A century ago, Qi and Aura's return empowered animals and plants. Their hatred destroyed human civilization. Facing extinction, humans embraced professions: warriors, mages, knights, meat shields, assassins, pastors. Nations adopted unique roles rooted in culture. China had Taoists and swordsmen; the Norse drew from Thor and Odin. Humanity fought back, establishing small camps. Mysterious dungeons spawned elves, dwarves, orcs, ogres, demons, vampires. Clearing dungeons became crucial, but mysteries remained, with only five years since their emergence. Our protagonist, from Earth, transmigrated to Blue Star. Seeing the tragic situation of humans in this world, he was frightened as he didn't have anything. But as a transmigration gift, he gets a devil fruit: Krono Krono no Mi: Eternity. He began a journey of self-improvement. His goal: claim the realm's throne and make it his kingdom. Mysteries unfolded, challenges intensified. The timid protagonist had to evolve into a formidable leader to create his kingdom in this enigmatic land.

In a world where humanity is thrust into a magical realm teeming with fantastical creatures, every person is granted a piece of land to cultivate and a random ability ranging from F to SSS rank. Most humans struggle with their newfound powers and responsibilities, but Adam, an unassuming American, faces a unique twist of fate. Due to a delay in his transmigration, the system "forgot" him, gifting him all the leftover abilities that others didn’t choose. Armed with over 15 S, SS, and SSS abilities—some locked behind mysterious conditions—Adam also finds himself equipped with seemingly trivial low-ranked powers that turn out to be the perfect tools for agriculture, taming beasts, and attracting capable allies. As Adam builds a thriving settlement, conquers monster-infested lands, and forges alliances with powerful NPCs, he uncovers secrets of the system and his true potential. But as his power grows, so does the danger, with enemies—both human and otherworldly—threatening his rise as the *Lord of People.*

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

A female S-class hunter suddenly came to the association coordinator's room, Mr. Raymond only glanced at her and continued reading the important documents in front of him. feeling ignored, the hunter snapped at the association coordinator's desk, of course it was still fairly quiet by hunter standards. “What is it hunter Aveline?” “You know me, coordinator? If you know me, why are you ignoring me? I'm an S-class hunter, coordinator!” snapped Aveline. “Of course I know you hunter Aveline, but didn't you make an appointment first? I'm busy, so get out of here” “Please just this once, coordinator, you're the only one I can trust.” for the first time Aveline lowered her famously high self-esteem. “So what is hunter Aveline?” “It might be hard to believe, coordinator” Aveline was hesitant if the decision she made was the right one. Because according to her memories Raymond was a good person, when the world was nearing its end. “Just say it, I don't have much time” Raymond waited for Aveline's answer, hoping that something serious had happened. “I'm a returner!” “Yeah? What the hell Aveline do you think the world is a novel? Get out, I don't have time to talk about things like that” “Wait a minute, I really am a returner, coordinator” “Yes, yes there are many hunters who do that here too, talking about being a returner but it turns out it's just a joke” “But I'm right, coordinator...” “No, get out of my room hunter Aveline.” “But...” “I'm busy” “Alright, I'll come next time.” “Please don't come again.”

Billions of human beings have descended on the Endless Continent to become the masters of castles and participate in a fair and just race for the hegemony of all races. At the beginning of the arrival, each castle lord will randomly get an initial troop building. Recruit troops, plunder resources, build a dynasty, and compete for domination of all races! Lin Yi was surprised to find out. What he randomly found was a unique troop building——【Angel Reincarnation Pool】! Angels can be born! "Haha, mine is a high-level corps building that can summon forest elves!" "Mine is a top-level troop building, which can summon the dark dragon, and the ultimate potential can reach the holy rank!!" "I can summon golden Beamon..." Looking at the news of these self-bragging, Lin Yi couldn't help falling into contemplation. His angel, holy creature, unique soldier! The weakest two-winged angel, the complete body is also a demigod. The most powerful 18-winged archangel, and a god-level terrifying creature.. (Chapters will have average of 1000 words and after chapter 60 it goes to 3000) (The novel is not mine )

An ordinary thing for an ordinary family

Minho was just an ordinary office worker, but one day he died in a accident. He took his last breath, he wished he could live a more exciting life. To his surprise, he woke up in the world of his favorite novel, but not as the protagonist. Instead, he was the young villain, feared by all. (Warning:Rpa, obsessive/possessive, Yandare, abuse, kidnapping

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

In the vast Kingdom of Dunan there are 5 regions with For decades kingdom Zhang Lian is suffering from drought. It hasn't rained, the corpse are dying, the people who are deprived of water are slowly dying. What more, The King and Queen of Zhang Lian have 6 children and all of them Princes. They've always wished for a Princess but never got one. One day a Witch from Shinan arrives and does a ritual for the Royal Family. She says that she will cast a spell on the Queen so that the queen bares the most sought after princess, her arrival will also bring the rain down, however the girl will be not normal looking. When the baby girl arrives , her skin tone is brown, her eyes are big bright blue and it is nothing like anyone has ever imagine. Princess ling lang fakes her amnesia till one day she is summoned back to the palace by general xue yi. she notices all the changes, internal strife that happened while she was away and most importantly her father the emperor has new concubines, new sons, and new daughters.

Due to her ugliness, Shen Ting was abandoned by her parents from a young age, enduring endless ridicule and scorn. Others called her a freak, a toad, a monster. She had helped many people, yet they never once thanked her—only disgust and insults were ever directed her way. Is being ugly truly a crime? When Shen Ting was pushed down the stairs by her only friend, she heard her say, “The only reason I befriended you was because you’re uglier than me. You make me look less hideous in comparison.” Only then did she realize that ugliness was indeed a sin—a sin she could never escape. Before she died, she prayed: if there were another life, she wouldn’t wish for wealth or health, only to be beautiful—just to be beautiful! God heard her plea, and so Shen Ting returned to her fifteen-year-old self, gifted with a system, a system called "Venus 001." The ugly girl underwent a stunning transformation, completing missions, conquering handsome men, earning points, and step by step ascending to the pinnacle of life.