Trucker Toothpick

[Ding! You have successfully summoned Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin to be your slave, he is awaiting orders!] [Ding! Random draw: Toothpick (FF- Tier) Use it to pick at your teeth!] [Ding! Random draw: Dragon c*ck (A Tier) Tug it once to fire a dragon beam from the tip!] Bruce has been reincarnated and has obtained a very powerful summoning system, except that he has very bad luck. Follow Bruce's adventures as he tries to navigate through the world with his bad luck. story will be 50% random bullshit so dont expect a good story/good writing. this is just for fun, some brainrot to refresh your mind enjoy

Reach your hand to mine so we could walk the long way. “huff…stingy man” she said with anger. “Hi Shorty…wanna be mine” he said giggling. Su Ling past life was simple, she was un explorer and adventure lover, she traveled the world to resolve his mystery, she die by running car to reincarnation as the trucker young miss at the merchandise Su family, under the same past name “Su Ling”, all the thing were alright until she discovered that she’s been born in novel she love the most, not as heroine but side character that gonna die in the male lead hands “Prince Rong Lee Xie” as sacrifice to his lover “Princess Lui Min Yaya”. Follow Su Ling comical romance adventure to find away to save her life and change her fate. :) Author: Please support me ; this novel is my first ever thing to write, so please comment and share your thoughts with me ; I will be happy; thanks for your support . • Sorry guys for the grammar faults. • English is my third language. • The book picture is not mine; I get it from the web.

1979, a convoy of trucks headed East runs into trouble with an infamous cop. He chases them far and wide, murdering three of them. Pussycat, a kid who'd grown up on the streets -- Pitbull, a Vietnam war veteran -- and Dreamer, a talented writer with a wild imagination -- fight to protect their friends in the convoy. It's not until they hit Chicago will things really get testy.

it follows our mc Vandy as he discovers his psychic power to create and manipulate toothpicks

In the year 3039, We have achieved incredible technological advancements. We've solved interstellar travel, we've made contact with other intelligent life, and colonized different star systems! Sure, you could be a badass bounty hunter, or a righteous hero of the resistance, but why risk your life like that? There's lots of money to be had in moving around food provisions and minerals.

"The world ended and everyone else got cool skills, and all I got was...a toothpick!???" Follow the story of our protagonist; Sam, who will attempt to conquer the apocalypse with nothing but his willpower, some good food and of course, his trusty toothpick. Author's Note: This isn't a comedy, it's more of a Action-Adventure, Wish-fulfillment, Fantasy novel. If you like Apocalypse Monster Hunter type stories based in modern times--- Then you might like this.

【Awesome Face-Slapping Story】 The humble farmer hero saves the damsel and obtains the Divine Artifact, masters Divine Skills, and becomes adept at healing. From then on, he dominates city life.

Some Idiot Dies Via Classic Trucker Shenanigans And Gets His Ass Transported To Some Fucked Cyber Punk Future

Just a trucker delivering a roller-coaster

Title: "Truck Legacy: Headbutt Hero" In a world where the infamous Truck-kun, the harbinger of isekai adventures, collides with unsuspecting individuals, a peculiar twist of fate occurs. This time, the cosmic force responsible for countless dimensional transfers takes on a new form – Trucker, a humanoid entity with an extraordinary ability to switch between dimensions at random. As Trucker navigates this newfound existence, the repercussions of its past collisions come to light. Those who were hit by Truck-kun in their previous lives remember the vehicular encounters, and many harbor a deep-seated desire for revenge. The narrative unfolds as Trucker confronts vengeful adversaries, forges unexpected alliances, and grapples with the consequences of its past actions. Set against the backdrop of a world resembling our own, Trucker's journey becomes a cosmic rollercoaster, with each dimension offering a unique challenge and revealing the intricacies of the interconnected isekai tapestry. From headbutting showdowns to heartwarming encounters, "Truck Legacy: Headbutt Hero" is a tale of redemption, cosmic consequences, and the enduring legacy of Truck-kun. Will Trucker break free from the isekai cycle, or is its fate forever entwined with the vehicular legacy that precedes it? Embark on a journey filled with humor, action, and unexpected twists in this one-of-a-kind web novel.

I returned to the computer to type in Twitter. Me: Wait. I could be anyone. I could be a trucker living in a village with a sexless life. Probably scratching my balls in the basement and I tend to lure hot men in my dungeon. Heath: The story is quite interesting and thanks for telling me I am hot. Yes you maybe. But you are not. You are quite beautiful. I frowned at the screen. What I thought...He was an egoistical asshole. I maybe beautiful. I am not in self-care, so, I don't really know if I am beautiful. But...how the hell does he know what I look like? Me: How do you know what I look like? I don't have my pictures posted in Twitter. My profile is a photo of the rain and snow in Leavenworth. So, there is no way, he could say my appearance. Probably he guessed it. ________________________________________ It all started with a Twitter feed but as time goes, spending a wild night and experiencing the best orgasm, Callista Embrey finds herself in a rollercoaster ride. With feelings, mysteries, sex, past, involved, she fulfills her legacy - more like revenge. Secrets get unfold and she finds herself and her past involved with her one sided love - Heath 'O-Maker' James. Six people. Three love stories. Two companies. A billionaire - CEO. A Personal Assistant. Feelings. Past. One mission and Twitter Feed. How will these end, when one is headstrong and the other can't convey how he feels?

Born to a shrine priestess mother with the power of a Tenko Kitsune, and a demonic father who happened to be the son of Leviathan, Rengoku was born into a world that was unfortunately unable to welcome him with open arms. His parents were killed by rebellious devils, and with her last bit of power, his mother managed to hide them both until they were sure not to be found. A trucker who was a werewolf, saw them and adopted the boy as the mother died with a smile, knowing her son would be safe, and burned her own body to make it seem like the rebels finished the job. Years later the boy is 16 and in highschool and training to be an exorcist, but an evil has been manifesting, and desires blood.

As mana once again began streaming into earth otherworldly beings began to intrude. Humans quickly understood that modern weapons were toothpicks in the face of the intruders and rather turned to help from a emerging group know as awakened. Follow Connor Murphy as he attempts to survive in the apocalyptical world. I do not own this image, if you are the author and want me to take it down send me message or leave a comment stating so.

The world has been through a lot. Monsters from another world raged hard on our planet, killing half of the population. It looked liked humanity was finally down for the count, with no hope of survival. But not yet. We weren't done yet. Because just like those translated Asian light novels, cultivation came in for a win. It started in Japan, where an elderly man was sitting in his home, about to be obliterated by an incoming horde of monsters. He prayed to be delivered and then BAM! He received a powerful qi right as the monsters arrived to take him out. Using his newfound power, he said the words that would go down in history: "Time to die, mother truckers!" The Uprise of Humanity had begun! People across the world fought side by side to eradicate the monsters that once plagued their lands. The great battle was known as the 300 Years War (France and England ain't got nothing on that!) But now, the monsters are all gone and humans could relax. Speeders and Strongmen were no longer needed to keep the world safe. Now, Chefs, Writers, and Strippers-wait, no, forget that last one-could rise up and take the world by storm. The Age of Tranquility had taken over. And then there's Minhoe Sunwoo (to clarify, I'm not writing her name the Asian way; Sunwoo is her surname, Min is her given name). Minhoe was born into a family of talented Musicians and Chefs, but she refuses to follow in their footsteps. She believes she was born to be a Speeder and that her legs will outshine all others. The time has come for Minhoe Sunwoo to rise! P.S: I have no idea what I'm doing. P.P.S: I'm gonna keep doing it anyway.

Meet Baldet, your not so average Earthling, thrust into the fantastical realm of Eldora. Now, Baldet wasn't exactly given superhero powers by the goddess who summoned him. It's like she ordered a pizza and forgot to ask for extra cheese, like the universe handed him a "Build Your Own Hero" kit and said, "Good luck!" a cosmic oversight. So, here's our hero, fighting monsters with nothing but his determination and a trusty toothpick. After years of battling creatures that could make a dragon blush, Baldet decides he's earned a break. Retirement plan? Gambling and visits to establishments of, let's say, "unique charm" (whore houses). Picture Baldet at a poker table, trying to bluff a minotaur. Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for the minotaur. And just when Baldet thinks he's living the high stakes dream, cue the goddess. Not a knock on the door, mind you, but a celestial entrance right in the middle of brothel. The goddess, with a raised divine eyebrow, wonders why Baldet isn't out there being the hero Eldora ordered from Amazon Prime. Baldet, ever the quick thinker, contemplates if his subscription to "Monster Slayer Deluxe" got canceled. Now, Baldet, in the midst of his existential crisis, questions the goddess's grand plan. "Why save a world that treats me like a side quest NPC?" he wonders. It's a cosmic therapy session, folks. But wait, there's more. The goddess, unamused by Baldet's reluctance, decides to kick him out of Eldora. It's like getting evicted from your favorite pub but on a cosmic scale. And here's the kicker; Baldet thinks he's going back to Earth, the comfort zone of coffee shops and Wi-Fi. Plot twist! Instead of his comfy couch, Baldet finds himself in a realm scarier than Monday mornings, a place even more dangerous than Eldora. Talk about cosmic irony. I promise you it's a hidden gem, so just check it out. If not right now then be sure to save it to your library, I guarantee you will enjoy it. PS; Check out my other updating books below.

In a future where Rifts unleash monsters upon the world, humanity’s survival depends on awakeners—individuals born with the ability to fight back. Eren Vale, broke and powerless, wasn’t supposed to be one of them. But after losing his best friend to a Rift, Eren awakens a mysterious System that offers him immense power at a cost: the Abyssal Devourer. --- Eren: "Wait, wait, wait. Let’s make one thing clear—I didn’t ask for this System. It forced itself on me. And it’s the most annoying thing in my life, second only to this author." A/N: "Annoying? I gave you the power to literally eat your enemies and grow stronger!" Eren: "Yeah, and you also gave me a System that roasts me 24/7, made me an F-Rank, and sent me to fight goblins with a glorified butter knife. What’s next? Fighting a dragon with a toothpick?" A/N: "Character growth, Eren. You’ll thank me later." --- Armed with Devour, a skill that allows him to consume enemies and evolve, Eren ventures into deadly dungeons to grow stronger. But power draws attention: the Association mistrusts him, hunters mock him, and a cult whispers of Zarketh, a Sovereign Beast capable of ending the world. With betrayals, assassins, and a snarky System, Eren must fight to uncover the truth behind the Rifts and his own abilities—before Zarketh descends. --- Eren: "Truth? You mean the fact that you don’t even know why the System chose me? Admit it—you’re winging this." A/N: "That’s rich coming from the guy who forgot to buy health potions before fighting the Goblin Chief." Eren: "Because you made me poor!" Editor: "Shut up, you both. Let him finish the synopsis." --- Packed with action, humor, and unexpected twists, God of Humans is a thrilling ride where power comes at a cost and survival means rewriting destiny. Will Eren rise to become humanity’s protector, or will the System consume him first? Eren: "Finally. Though if you have questions, just comment , and I’ll personally set the record straight." A/N: "Or you could ask me—" Editor: "I said shut up!" A/N: "I post 2 times weekly, Sunday and Wednesd-" Editor: "Shut upp!!"

Good night mommy, harry said. Can you please turn off the light Yeah sure lovely. Sweet dreams. She replied. But... Yes mom You keep in mind what i have told you. Ok mom! I have already told you. I am done with all. I'll not wake up. Good my son, she replied Oh shit! I forget to pee... i should control it till tomorrow morning,he thought. And the pressure over me, this 2 o clock night. Should i go to washroom or not? Mum has forbidden me not stand up from bed till dawn. But i can't sleep (annoyed) Lets make a try..Good night harry" he said to himself. He stood up with a fear in his eyes' heart beating so fast. I can't control anymore. He went to washroom and after he had come he realized nothing had happened. But why his mother made him not wake up in night,he His pupil fully dilated in dark..he sat, and thought, "i think its something under my be while covering himself with blanket and shivering in cold night. Now i am feeling relaxed, he thought with the closed eyes laying on bed. Whisper... His pupil fully dilated in dark..he sat, and thought, "i think its something under my bed." His cold body suddenly got warm, he inverted his body while sitting on bed. Anyone's here, he murmured. (No reply) He waited for a couple of second and immediately laid down. Again something with clear words whispering in his ears, this time he can very hear them. "My sweetie pie" He inverted abruptly while laying, who's there? There was nothing but a toothpick holder under bed. He made a try to pick it up and caught it. It was an old fashion holder mostly found in a theme resturants. He cleaned it up with the corner of his blanket then suddenly his eyes constricted with the brightened flash... something very big appeared and he got fainted. .......... "How's you now boy" He opened his eyes slowly and found himself in a general ward of hospital where people were walking all around. Where is my mother, he asked to the doctor She is on the counter paying your dues. Don't worry she'll be here in a minute' he replied. And went. He stood up and went to the counter. My babe, why didn't you rest there. Her mother replied. Your remainings, miss polly cash holder said. Thanks and mother and son went home. Why did you pick up harry? She asked. Mum... Mum i felt someone said me my sweetie pie, so i.... he replied. I said not to wake up till dawn. But it was urgent.. he countered Anyways. Now take some rest, she said. But mommy... What my son But what's the matter. I want to know. Everytime i asked, you change the topic. He said. Make a space for me Yeah sure. Mommy She sat by his side and said, you are of 12 now. Yeah mommy... And you have many questions in your mind, she said Exactly mum. Remember you havn't replied to my one more important question. I know, she said. That toothpick.. he cut in between yesterday night... she said yes now let me continue first That holder has a very strong connection to your father's identity. He belonged to a zombie family. You mean he was a zombie? He said No he was not but one of his four brothers got married to a zombie girl which made whole family a zombie family... But what happened to my dad? He also became a zombie. No he didn't, she replied Then? He sacrified himself for his family. You grandfather had a resturant from where this holder is derived from. Oh ok... next, he replied. This holder has something a soul of your father while fighting fir his family that's why i didn't throw it away because i knew it when you grew up, i might have nothing to answer your question but this... Ok but what will we do with it? He replied. Keep it under your bed so you will have his company and soul. Ok mom.....