Battute Black Humor

A man who was push of the cliff by his lover was later reincarnated as a cat with an evolution system

The Black Wind (Kuroi Kaze) In the war-torn Sengoku era, a 16-year-old boy named Kuroi sets out on a perilous journey to master the way of the sword. Driven by a deep yearning to rise above his humble beginnings, he traverses a world ravaged by conflict, where honor and survival are often at odds. Along the way, Kuroi encounters warriors, wanderers, and rogues, each shaping his path in unexpected ways. As he struggles to find his place in a chaotic world, Kuroi discovers that the road to greatness is not just paved with skill and strength but with choices that test the very core of his humanity.

Demi mengikuti turnamen renang tingkat kabupaten di California, sepuluh peserta tim putra terpilih di Kabupaten Sonoma (total setelah penyaringan terdapat 27 peserta tim putra dan 21 peserta tim putri) memutuskan untuk mengadakan latihan mandiri selama beberapa hari di sebuah vila di ujung kota Healdsburg dengan didampingi oleh satu asisten coach dan satu dokter. Daerah vila itu sepi dan dikelilingi hutan yang cukup luas. Mereka akan latihan di sana selama beberapa waktu, berlatih di sana secara mandiri, lalu pulang dan mengikuti latihan resmi bersama teman-teman mereka yang lain sebelum akhirnya berangkat untuk mengikuti turnamen nasional California. Mereka tidak tahu bahwa kejadian yang tragis akan terjadi secara beruntun selama mereka latihan secara mandiri di sana. Satu per satu dari mereka mati mengenaskan dengan cara yang berbeda-beda. Jadi, siapakah pelakunya?

Kazukai gets killed while defending his friend, how typical. BUT he gets 3 wishes with reincarnation and what does he do? Messes up the timeline? Makes it better? You'll have to find out. Inspired by "Nah I'd Adapt"

I am being followed by a monster, putting everyone's lives in danger everywhere I go. A rogue in hiding. I don't want to be killed so I live every day on the run. When will this nightmare end?

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

In summer break of 2024, an eighteen-year-old Lucas Steele chases a ball into the woods near his hometown of Forks, Washington, but then he stumbles upon something unimaginable—a swirling vortex of energy that changes him forever. Struck by its strange power, Lucas gains fragmented visions of a future engulfed in chaos: monstrous creatures spilling from rifts in the sky, cities reduced to rubble, and humanity fighting for survival.

The life of an ordinary man, Salih Yalçınkaya, will change forever with the antique phone he buys

In the treacherous waters of the Caribbean, Jacob "Black Jack," a cunning and ambitious pirate captain, rises to power through a combination of ruthless strategy and dark necromantic abilities. As captain of The Abyss, Jacob sets out to establish a powerful pirate haven on the secluded island of Dead Man's Bay. Facing challenges from both the supernatural and the living, he must navigate treacherous alliances, fend off native tribes, and outmaneuver rival pirates while building his empire. With a growing crew and a deepening mastery of the dark arts, Black Jack's journey is one of power, control, and the pursuit of ultimate dominion over the Caribbean.

This is the story following different point of view for many Characters through out history before the reality Shamble cause by 'Him'. Prequel to the Final Book --- Events in this books are unrelated to the real world besides quotes.

Black Knight di Kerajaan Tornesia adalah organisasi yang sangat rahasia, terdiri dari para ahli taktik, mata-mata, dan pejuang bayangan. Mereka bergerak tanpa suara, mempengaruhi politik, dan bahkan kadang-kadang mengubah jalannya peperangan tanpa pernah terdeteksi. Dikenal hanya oleh sedikit elit kerajaan, Black Knight diyakini memiliki kekuatan untuk menjatuhkan siapapun yang menganggu kedamaian negara. Jexxy sebagai pemimpin Black knight adalah orang yang sangat kompeten dalam melindungi kerajaan, bergerak tampa emosi, dan memberantas segala permasalahan di Tornesia

life core is everything for demons but what will happen when the demon’s king betrays his own people and give some life cores to human’s king

"Mr. Black" is a dark and thrilling journey through the shadowy side of SOKIS. With a crime at the David Shopping Center, a young group of friends, led by Jake Mitchell, becomes entangled in a dangerous situation. When they try to sneak into a school to steal exam papers, they unexpectedly run into a bloodthirsty man with a knife, setting off a chain of events that will change their lives forever. As they struggle to escape, the line between friend and foe becomes blurred, and the sinister figure known as Mr. Black threatens to destroy everything they’ve ever known.

Alex is your average eighteen-year-old guy. He enjoys hanging out with his friends, playing games and in general, having fun, but he has a secret. Every night he is hunted down by a mysterious shadowy figure with a long silver rifle. Will he survive his encounters with this hunter? And what is the identity of the man wielding the long silver rifle?

In the era where humanity has fought through imperialism and has reached the chaotic periods of glory, is the tale of a sixteen-year old, overcoming the times of trouble and advancing himself, trying to reach the pinnacle of what he could in the lands of Light, overcoming difficulties and hurdles. ... Volume1: Twilight — Completed. Volume2: Bright Night — Completed. Volume3: Wanderer — Coming Soon!

ON HIATUS [Currently editing] WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS Set in the city of New York, The story begins with Liam and Jenna O'Brien, abandoned by their father, soon later the death of their mother leaving the two siblings in the difficult world. Liam being the father figure wants nothing more than to make sure his kid sis get through school and have a good life, but all that changed when Jenna is wanted for killing three of her classmates, why she did it wasn't much of the question... it was how she did. Now becoming a target of both ghouls and G.I agents [Ghoul Investigators] Both siblings are thrust into a world of pain and rejection, hunted in the city as 'New York's Most Wanted' A young female ghoul, Riley Leah, comes to their recuse giving them a choice of hiding forever or dying. Will they survive the hunt? Or is a sibling bond stronger than any other thing? Well, you will just have to find out. DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own The Pictures Used, Credits To The Owner.

April 27, 2190. Exactly 120 years ago, humanity fell into a catastrophe that nearly wiped out civilization from planet Earth. Thousands of mysterious portals appeared across the world, unleashing millions of creatures never before seen on Earth. From hordes of orcs flooding the streets of New York to dragons rampaging in Beijing, humanity was cornered and forced to live underground. For over a century, humans adapted in this condition and began harnessing energy from the portals for their use. Following our protagonist—Angga, a hunter and a healer who explores portals and slays monsters for a living. We will also witness humanity's struggle to reclaim their home—surface.

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In a world shrouded in darkness, where underground societies and powerful elites reign supreme, the lines between good and evil are blurred. Born into this unforgiving realm, Williams, the son of a deceased Mafia boss, is forced to navigate a life of constant struggle and danger. As he tries to survive and carve out his own path, he's ultimately drawn into the very world he sought to escape. But in a cruel twist of fate, his bravery is met with tragedy, and Williams meets a shocking end. But not every end marks a true conclusion. For Williams, survival of a near-death calamity sparked a rebirth, transforming him into a new person endowed with extraordinary abilities that defy the natural order. Driven by a desire to forge a different path, Williams seeks to build upon his family's legacy by creating a hidden society capable of shaping the world according to his will. His quest for power and knowledge leads him to unravel the secrets of the universe, but he soon discovers that this world is home to mysteries that transcend human logic. As Williams rises through the ranks, he encounters individuals with abilities similar to his own, some possessing extraordinary systems that blur the lines between reality and the unknown. Join me on this gripping journey as we delve into the intricate world of Williams' creation, where the boundaries between power, secrets, and survival are constantly tested. Will Williams achieve his dreams, or will the secrets of this world prove to be his undoing?

(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.

Aziel, forced to participate in a deep slumber every 5 days, not knowing the purpose. He believes his heart has been locked away to 'protect' it, though it might be the opposite. He hopes to find a savior with the 'key' to free his heart from its cage.

A world in which weakness is a sin,how can Ezekiel survive in this world? When you hear the scream of a raven,when black snow falls, everything alive dies.

This novel is about a brother who tries to heal the soul of his brother who was badly injured He becomes a villain and kills countless people to collect his soul And finally he sacrifices his own soul to save his brother But the system is not happy with this [The system is unhappy with your work] [You will be taken back 20 years] [Make up for your mistakes in this new life]

Franklin an anime and manga lover who felt the world didn't have much expectations for him was wondering about what to do to make life much interesting for himself after his University graduation but unexpected encountered a bizarre phenomenon which stuck him and made him reincarnated in different world where Monsters, Phantoms, Gods and Demons can destroy a world with the flip of there hand. Franklin a newbie in world must learn to adjust and fight for himself and love ones and he must keep fighting for survival until he's at a the peak of strength.

Life got in the way and I no longer care to even remotely write this story anymore. I would delete it if I could.