Battute Black Humor

When monsters sprouted from suddenly appearing towers all over the world, the world leaders created an organization of skilled warriors to tackle this problem. The warriors compromised of awakened humans; people who had gotten skills similar to those in a video game. Unfortunately, not everyone was willing to join this attack force, so the world leaders implemented a lottery-system to fill out the ranks. A few years later, Evelyn’s twin sister was chosen via lottery to become a discoverer, but their biased parents forced Evelyn to go in her sister's stead, putting her in the line of danger. The only salvation was that her finance was also sent on the same mission. The mission was to conquer a new Boss floor, and they were to fight against a monster of unpresented might. What she hadn’t expected was that her fiancé would betray her, because of a plot he concocted together with her sister. The monster annihilated their whole team before they were finally able to defeat it, but her fiancé had no thoughts of letting her leave the tower. Stabbing her in the back, he leered over her as he explained their plan while she slowly bled to death. With the last of her life force, dead set on getting her revenge on the man she had promised her life with, she heals the boss monster in hopes that it will kill him. As she slowly closes her eyes, the world going dark around her, a notification from the system pops up. “ New class: Black healer Congratulations! You have completed the hidden legendary quest, healing an S-ranked monster on its last breath by sacrificing yourself. Your immensely caring heart should be an inspiration to all healers, both human and monsters! Not caring for the wounded’s different race and even sacrificing the last of your own life, you have been given a new chance at life. ” Waking up, she is now back three years before the battle took place. Her new life starts now!

Space is vast, unfathomable—an ocean of shadows where humanity has advanced without understanding what lurks in its depths. Twenty-two years ago, a planet appeared out of nowhere. It was on no star map. It had no orbit, no light, no signs of life. Yet, it pulsed. Now, the ship Astraea-7 is on its way to meet it. The mission is clear. The crew knows why they are there. All except one. Haruto never asked to be part of this exploration. But his presence is no coincidence. He is the key—though he does not know it yet. As the ship crosses the planet’s threshold, signals distort, communication breaks, and the silence is filled with something else. Then, it happens. For the first time in human history, the abyss answers. And in the depths of the shadow, a voice whispers: “Welcome home.” Thus begins Haruto’s journey of self-discovery, where he will uncover the echoes of a forgotten past and the shadow of a future he has yet to understand.

In the rugged lowlands of the planet Akagi, young orphan Aldrich dreams of rising above his humble beginnings by passing the brutal Combatant Trial, his only ticket to the highlands, where purpose and a different life awaits him. On the eve of his trial, while rummaging through his late father's belongings, Aldrich discovers a strange black orb that mysteriously embeds itself into his body, leaving him unconscious. Shaking off the incident, Aldrich proceeds with the trial, but soon realizes the orb has changed him, enhancing his abilities but also unlocking visions, fragments of memories, and a deep, strange power. As he navigates the trials and consequences of this newfound force, Aldrich begins to suspect that his father's death wasn't the accident it seemed. Now, with secrets buried in blood and shadows, Aldrich must uncover the truth about his father, the orb, and a destiny far greater and more dangerous than he ever imagined

After being forced to fulfill 21 wishes across 21 different worlds, I thought I had finally earned my freedom. I was ready to die in peace… But then, I was brought back to life. One final wish. A tragedy. A virtue beyond understanding. This… is the beginning of the Black Wish!

Un pasado marcado con sangre y un destino incierto, Alex un mercenario de una de las peores bandas es mandado a otro mundo luego de sufrir un accidente, en aquel mundo descubrirá cosas extraordinarias y vivirá grandes aventuras con el Black Ring el tesoro del universo. Aunque no esta solo, ya que su pasado lo perseguirá para pasarle factura de lo que alguna vez le hizo a muchas personas.

She never thought they'd meet again after these years. She moved from her home to this place and he's here --- not for work but for her. Should she just go away from him forever? Or follow her heart and risk making the same mistake she made years ago? Find out in the book.

In a world where ancient gods and shadowy powers influence humanity’s fate, Kosei’s quiet life is shattered when sinister forces begin to surface. Saidy Pandrit, a ruthless warlord from India, is only the first of many dark players seeking to unleash chaos upon the world. Guided by John I Tzimiske—a mortal granted extraordinary strength by celestial beings—Kosei must navigate a deadly web of conspiracies, demonic threats, and divine intrigues. As more enemies emerge from the shadows, each wielding their own terrible power, Kosei is drawn deeper into an epic struggle between light and darkness, where the survival of humanity depends on uncovering the secrets of the Angels and stopping the coming apocalypse. Black Genesis is a high-stakes tale of destiny, power, and sacrifice at the crossroads of myth and reality.

Between two worlds lies a hidden gate—one that connects Earth to a parallel realm twisted by chaos. Roddur Roy, a seemingly ordinary boy from Earth, stumbles into the other world through a teleportation gate. But this realm is no fantasy. Here, animals mutate into deadly monsters overnight, and survival depends on the blade of a Hunter. Backed by a secretive organization from Earth, elite Hunters risk everything to eliminate these creatures and protect the fragile balance between dimensions. As Roddur is pulled deeper into this war-torn world, he must uncover the truth behind the monstrous transformations, the Gate itself, and his own connection to both realms. A battle is coming. And Roddur may be the only one who can hunt the darkness before it hunts us all. Action. Fantasy. Sci-Fi. Welcome to the world of Black Hunter.

Brought to the Station, Keith is offered freedom for experimentation. He accepted it. Now he has a war to fight. Mysteries to uncover and pain to withstand. His Present life, is even worst in the Past.

In the bustling streets of Korea, Linda, a beautiful black girl, grew up under the care of her godfather, a successful businessman who turned out to be her biological father's associate. Despite being surrounded by love, Linda's uniqueness made her a target for bullying in school. Tears became her constant companion until the day her father revealed a secret: she was special. But as she turned 17, Linda began to question her identity and the circumstances that brought her to Korea. Meanwhile, Adam Williams, the charming but reckless son of Star's CEO, lived a life of luxury and indulgence. As the company's heir, he was groomed for greatness, but Williams had other plans – parties, clubs, and fleeting romances. With enemies lurking in the shadows, Williams' carefree existence seemed destined for a crash. But what happens when two worlds collide? Can a spoilt playboy like Williams learn to love deeply, and can an ordinary girl like Linda protect him from his demons? Will fate bring them together, or will their differences tear them apart? Dive into this captivating tale of love, identity, and redemption as we explore the entwined lives of Linda and Williams.

Elias Throne is a mortuary assistant who has seen death from every angle—until death begins to look back. When a body stored in drawer 39 whispers his name, he uncovers a mysterious black book that lists deaths yet to happen… and his is written next. Step into a psychological thriller drenched in gothic horror, mystery, and the slow unraveling of reality. In a city of silence, sometimes the dead are the only ones speaking the truth.

Demi mengikuti turnamen renang tingkat kabupaten di California, sepuluh peserta tim putra terpilih di Kabupaten Sonoma (total setelah penyaringan terdapat 27 peserta tim putra dan 21 peserta tim putri) memutuskan untuk mengadakan latihan mandiri selama beberapa hari di sebuah vila di ujung kota Healdsburg dengan didampingi oleh satu asisten coach dan satu dokter. Daerah vila itu sepi dan dikelilingi hutan yang cukup luas. Mereka akan latihan di sana selama beberapa hari, berlatih di sana secara mandiri, lalu pulang dan mengikuti latihan resmi bersama teman-teman mereka yang lain sebelum akhirnya berangkat untuk mengikuti turnamen nasional California. Mereka tidak tahu bahwa kejadian yang tragis akan terjadi secara beruntun selama mereka latihan di vila itu. Satu demi satu dari mereka mati. Dengan cara yang berbeda. Dengan cara yang mengerikan. Jadi, siapakah pelakunya? Salah satu dari mereka? Atau ada sesuatu...yang tak terlihat?

Let's follow a different Regulus Arcturus Black (RAB) in another version of the Marauder era and Voldemort's first rise to power. From multiple perspectives. In J. K. Rowling's original series, RAB sacrifices himself to bring about Voldemort's downfall, and does everything as an heir to the House of Black would do without caring about himself. This time his order of priorities is different, himself first, his family second, and everyone else third if he has time for anything else.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS] Set in the city of New York, The story begins with Liam and Jenna O'Brien, abandoned by their father, soon later the death of their mother leaving the two siblings in the difficult world. Liam being the father figure wants nothing more than to make sure his kid sis get through school and have a good life, but all that changed when Jenna is wanted for killing three of her classmates, why she did it wasn't much of the question... it was how she did. Now becoming a target of both ghouls and G.I agents [Ghoul Investigators] Both siblings are thrust into a world of pain and rejection, hunted in the city as 'New York's Most Wanted' A young female ghoul, Riley Leah, comes to their recuse giving them a choice of hiding forever or dying. Will they survive the hunt? Or is a sibling bond stronger than any other thing? Well, you will just have to find out. DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own The Pictures Used, Credits To The Owner.

In an alternate version of our world, Essence—a metaphysical energy flowing through all living things—shapes the very fabric of reality. There are three primary types: the Essence of the Spirit, the Essence of the Soul, and the Essence of Nature. This power fuels the eternal battle against Lingering Souls—humans who refuse to pass on to the “Other Side,” instead bringing chaos and death to the living. To combat these threats, the Neavu Ritualist Society was formed—an order of individuals skilled in Rituals, Sigils, and the manipulation of Essence. Thrust into this strange and dangerous world, a boy named June takes up the path of a Ritualist in hopes of fulfilling his dead friend’s final wish. Souls, demons, spirits—twisting through a world where reality bends beneath Rituals and ancient powers. What awaits in the shadows? And what kind of place… is this? (I don't know shit about the U.S so spare me please. I'm inspired by Jujutsu kaisen, Monogatari and Rezero, so expect a lot of elements from various series (: )

They kill without sound. They live without names. They follow orders... until they don't. In a hidden world beneath politics, wealth, and power lies a deadly order known as the Council of Elders—a syndicate that commands a global network of assassins to shape the world from the shadows. For decades, their control has gone unchallenged. Until now. Ten elite assassins, once the Council’s most loyal executioners, have vanished. Each with a past soaked in blood—and a reason to betray the system that created them. Branded traitors, they form an unholy alliance and disappear into the underworld. The world fears them. The government hunts them. The Council wants them erased. The public only knows them by one name: The BlackList. As the group uncovers secrets buried deep within the assassin hierarchy, alliances are tested, old enemies resurface, and betrayal strikes from within. What begins as survival soon turns into war—one fought not with armies, but with silence, precision, and fear. But in a world where every ally could be a weapon, and every truth could get you killed... In a world where death is business, and trust is a liability, can the world’s most wanted killers become its only hope?

It appeared without warning, like spear god had thrown from the heavens. The structure pierced the sky and stretched on for infinity, and with it came miracles. But just as always, it was too good to be true and with those miracles came terrible curses. Will he be able to stay sane during his traversal up this terrible structure? Or will he fall into the abyss and drown in it?

life core is everything for demons but what will happen when the demon’s king betrays his own people and give some life cores to human’s king

Emerging from captivity, Zane's bid for freedom is met with immediate and violent resistance within the walls of a secret research facility. As he fights his way through relentless guards, a chilling and monstrous entity begins to stir, making his escape a desperate race against both human and inhuman threats.

Genre: Dark Fantasy / Supernatural Thriller Tone: Gothic, Introspective, Violent, Mysterious Setting: A fractured world where the mystical and mortal coexist in a fragile truce, post-cataclysm. Centuries ago, a celestial event known as “The Rift” opened a gateway between the mortal realm and the Veil—a dimension of raw magic and forgotten horrors. In its wake, humans mutated, evolved, and interbred with supernatural creatures. In a crumbling world where ancient pacts once kept order between vampires, werewolves, witches, revenants, and other mystical beings, those fragile lines are shattering. The Age of Balance is gone. Now, a deeper darkness stirs beneath the surface—a forgotten power long buried is clawing its way back into reality. The story follows Aeron Vale, a revenant with fragmented memories; Elara Nyxis, the last scion of a powerful witch bloodline with ties to a realm of dream and prophecy; and Riven, a half-werewolf, half-something-else hybrid whose true nature is barely restrained. Together, they become entangled in a rising war between factions: The Crimson Conclave (they are a collection of ancient vampire lineages that once formed the ruling elite during the last age of balance). The Pale Synod’s Ember Paladins (holy warriors hunting down the corrupted). The Eclipsed Moon Order (a cult-like faction dedicated to lunar mysticism). The Hollowed, whose godlike patron seeks rebirth. The Faeblood Courts, eerie, ancient, and politically manipulative. Themes & Twists: Memory vs. Identity: Can you trust who you are if your memories are lies? Cycle of Betrayal: History repeats—unless someone chooses to break the loop. Moral Ambiguity: No faction is purely good or evil; survival has twisted all of them. Reality vs. Illusion: Faeblood magic distorts time and memory—what the reader believes is real may not be.

Our universe is not unique. It exists alongside infinite others—worlds where time flows backward, where monsters walk freely, where death wears many faces. Between them lies a web of fate. This is the story of a boy who got caught in that web. He had no family, no name worth remembering. Just a porter in a dusty railway station, living unnoticed. His only wish was to live a little better before dying a little quieter. But life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you deserve. And sometimes, what you deserve is far worse than anything you could ever imagine. One night, in that cold and crumbling corner of the world, someone found him, who declared the boy has lost his memory. Thus began his descent into the heart of multiversal chaos. The watchers of fate—the ones we call gods—do not cheer for heroes or mourn the fallen. They simply watch, judge, and wait. And sometimes… they choose. This boy was chosen—to suffer like the damned or rise like a legend. As time goes, more and more chaos feel upon him. Declared a prophet by a forgotten god made of blue mist, the boy was dragged into a world beyond comprehension.The god offered no wisdom, only pain. No salvation, only orders. Each divine command felt like a curse etched into his soul. With a war brewing against the Cloud of Nihility, a group mass-producing forbidden power to rule all existence, the boy is sent to gather allies from countless realms—elves, dragons, ancient machines, and more. Each world brings new horrors. Each divine command brings more suffering. Through multiverse, he finds companions and enemies alike—but trust is a currency he cannot afford, not when the god who chose him is watching from above… smiling. Will he be able to defy his fate? Will he be able to retrive his memory? What waits for him in the multiverses—each more twisted, more dangerous than the last? Will he be able to defy the god who made him a weapon?

Oliver’s life was going nowhere fast—until a strange encounter with a speeding black car pulled him into a world he never knew existed. What started as an ordinary day quickly turns into a battle between forces beyond human understanding. Suddenly gifted with strange powers and surrounded by people hiding dangerous secrets, Oliver is thrown into a hidden war against terrifying supernatural threats. But nothing is as it seems, and the deeper he goes, the more twisted and thrilling the truth becomes. In a world where devils walk among men and power comes at a price, Oliver must navigate mystery, danger, and temptation—while uncovering the reason he was chosen for this new life. ⟨Please support the story by adding it to your collection and generously awarding it with power stones and golden tickets⟩