Silly Sally Jokes

Cara paling kejam untuk menghancurkan musuh adalah membuat mereka jatuh cinta. “Sally, kau wangi.” Kapten Leon Winston—monster kasar yang bersembunyi di balik kulit seorang bangsawan yang anggun dan berwibawa. Ia bukanlah pria terhormat, melainkan bajingan menyedihkan yang hanya bergairah pada bau darah dari ruang penyiksaan para pelayan. Namun, begitu namanya meluncur dari bibir seorang mata-mata tentara revolusioner disertai jeritan, ia berubah menjadi anjing liar yang haus akan pemiliknya. “Aku menahan diri karena kau anak baik… Tapi, aku tak perlu menahannya lagi. Terima kasih, Sally.” Ketika Leon Winston menanggalkan topeng kebangsawanannya… “Tidak, Grace.” Grace menatapnya. Apakah ia bertemu atau menciptakan monster itu saat masih muda? Pada akhirnya, demi melindungi tentara revolusioner, ia menerima kesepakatan menjijikkan dengan musuh. “Memohonlah.” “Sial… lebih keras.” Setiap kali ia memohon dengan hina demi menyelamatkan nyawanya… …Dia bersumpah dalam hatinya. Suatu hari, aku akan membuatmu lebih menderita. Jadi, memohonlah. Yang akan kau dapatkan hanyalah penyesalan.

Luo Qing Chen is a wandering spirit that died thirty thousand years ago, roaming the Chaos Space In order to not turn into dust, she is bound by an ice cold system to travel through time and space to complete missions. Girls that pretend to be weak? Slap them without explaining. A silly cannon fodder? Helping them amass treasures. Meeting a real male god? All of them will pamper. System: Dear masters, what do I do if my host even dares bully the heavens? Waiting for an answer, it’s urgent! A certain male god: Change systems. System: ヽ〔?Д?〕丿

"Whispers Beneath the Snow" A romance-comedy that feels like a warm blanket on a snowy day. When quiet mornings meet chaotic hearts, Rei and Sera find themselves caught between awkward glances, teasing banter, and the kind of moments that make your heart flutter. It's the story of two teens fumbling through first love—soft, silly, and just the right kind of messy. Perfect for anyone who believes that the best confessions are whispered beneath falling snow.

In a world where humanity sleeps to let Earth heal, one boy chooses to stay awake — and steal their memories. Ten thousand years ago, the Earth was broken by technology. To save it, humans chose a radical solution: global stasis. No motion. No thought. No memory. Just sleep — until nature could recover. But one boy refused to be forgotten. Mocked for his ideas and dismissed by society, he discovers a way to bottle memories — and hatches a plan to awaken as the only person who remembers the past. While the world sleeps, he’ll find their minds, take their truths, and build a future ruled by his voice alone. Now, millennia later, a teenage girl wakes up into chaos. Tribes have formed, unity has shattered, and those she loves are being torn apart. When she and her friends cross paths with the mysterious stranger who promises to fix everything, they agree to help — unaware they’re walking into the very dream he’s trying to control. But the real danger isn’t forgetting the past. It’s trusting the wrong person with the power to remember.

Haruto is a regular, run of the mill high schooler in a small coastal town. But when an alien crash lands into his life, his ordinary days are turned upside down! Pix, a clumsy visitor from outer space, is navigating Earth customs as well as his own path in life. Together, they face every problem, from overdue homework to space flu! Despite all the chaos, though, Haruto doesn't mind- - After all, when you've got somebody from outer space living under your roof, how could it get any weirder? Alien Boy! is a romcom slice of life story, full of colorful characters, silly space hijinks, and of course, romance!

They Do The Job. Just Don't Ask How. The C-Team isn’t your average group of heroes. Handpicked by an enigmatic force known as The Watchers—an ancient organization who oversee the multiverse. The C-Team are a squad of high-potential yet young misfits, sent on dangerous missions to protect the balance of the multiverse. They’re chaotic, talented, and they just about get the job done. And leading them? Haru Tadashima. Witty, introverted, and clearly out of his depth — their captain, for reasons even he doesn’t understand. But he’s their Captain, and they’re his Team — and together, they’ll save the multiverse, one step at a time. Because beneath the bickering, the jokes, and the interdimensional madness... something older is stirring. Something tied to Haru in ways even he doesn’t understand. Because behind every hero’s journey… Lies a destiny waiting to come true. New Chapter Every Tuesday & Friday at 1pm UK Time!

Jesse is a ridiculous boy. He has always dreamt of being an artist. Since childhood, he has painted on silos, made art projects out of spare parts, and attempted to portray the image of his mother perfectly, even long after she's gone. The Mange is a story about this silly boy named Jesse who searches for his Mother Art, and for a reason to stay alive.

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ... This novel will also be added on Royalroad.com https://www.royalroad.com/profile/755228

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Gorgeous, sexy and down-to-earth. That was how the students at Delta High described the new girl; Sally Hall. However, behind her gummy smile and bright personality she held onto a deadly secret. Keres is a psychotic ex mercenary who is out to seek revenge on Diego Enterprise. She and Sally get entangled in series of shocking events. But are they really in existence?

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

imagine a world where you get sucked into a game that you created for your dying child and you realize that this game that you created has taken a life of its own and now it's up to you to sort it out but what's the catch you can't move you must slowly absorb the world of your game into yourself to make sure that things stay correct as the darkness silly corrupts the world around you you must expand your influence to purify it to what it was meant to be

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

A road trip with friends should’ve been simple—some music, some bad jokes, maybe a minor existential crisis along the way. What Sebastian didn’t expect was for one ridiculous conversation to spiral into reality-warping chaos. Now, he and his three best friends have crash-landed in a world that makes no sense, where magic is real, monsters roam, and—oh yeah—three of them are now dudettes. Regardless, this band of misfits will carve their way through this world by any means necessary, uncover the reason behind their arrival there, and perhaps stake their claim in a realm that was never theirs to begin with. However, as they reach the end of their journey, one question looms. Will they be able to reverse the unholy transformation that befell three of them? A bigger question yet—will they even want to? [!] The gender bender tag is only for the mc's friends. The protagonist won't be turned into a girl [!] [!] The yandere side of the girls will be unraveled slowly as the story goes. [!]

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

"Some stories are just stories. Others are doorways." In a quiet village beneath the stars, seven kids hear a tale-of a forbidden cave hidden deep in the forest. A place whispered about in bedtime stories. A place no one who enters ever returns from. What begins as a dare turns into destiny as John, Jake, Sally, King, Finn, Aurora, and Harry step into a realm untouched by time-a world of wonder, danger and secrets waiting to awaken.

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

in a world similar to feudal japan a fisher man is on an adventure with a female samurai to free the river from the greedy bandit king and put an end to his corrupt city it is a silly hobby to pass time and is only being done because I couldn't stop thinking of it I honestly enjoyed this a bit more than I though I would so some tips would be nice if you have any

by: 내츄럴향기 『Pressing this button will transport you into the world of the genre I write. (You can leave once the story is finished. But if it’s not completed, who knows.)』 A silly post that appeared on my social media timeline. The problem was that anything seemed interesting during exam period. I quickly pressed ‘Share’ and called my friends to chat, then I must have fallen asleep… I should have fallen into a deep slumber just like that. “Chirp.” What? “Cheep!” What?! Where am I?

The powerful leader Freya ended the 10-year zombie apocalypse by leading her team to kill the Zombie King. Just as she was about to become the president, she slipped on a banana peel and died. She woke up in the 1970s, inside the body of a pretty but foolish village girl who used dirty tricks to force a soldier into marriage. The original girl was drugged by a love rival and almost lost her purity? Freya fights back tooth for tooth, eye for eye. Her husband is now disabled? It’s okay. She has a magical spring and medical skills. Her family was thrown into a labor camp because of the silly girl's actions? No worries. She’ll make a great contribution and rescue them herself.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

Kanade is summoned (isekai) with a group of heroes to fight in a war against Demons. But what is his surprise once he finds out he isn’t exactly a hero… It’s a story of the adventures these people have in a different world. Some were summoned against their will, while others seek for a new chance in life. New encounters, lifelong allies and plenty of danger awaits. An Isekai story with heavy influence in modern culture, and many references to games, animes, etc. It tries to approach deeper themes of the human mentality, but simply wastes too much time with a silly humor.

Tina Smith, a survivor of sexual assault, struggles with the lingering trauma that led to the breakdown of a past relationship. Now, as a new romantic interest enters her life, she is forced to confront the question: will her past continue to cast a shadow over her future? While Tina faces this emotional crossroads, her friend Cherry is dealing with her own personal challenges. Meanwhile, Tina’s sister, Sally, wrestles with societal expectations surrounding same-sex relationships. Caught between being true to herself and conforming to norms, Sally must decide whether to embrace her identity or continue pursuing relationships that leave her unfulfilled. #lgbtq #romance #fiction #urban #teen

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Martin, a 30-year-old corporate manager’s life was flatter than an ironing board. His sarcastic corporate dad jokes light up the office, but not his poor, old soul. One day, a former coworker and mentee of his told him to try out a new game that nobody had heard of. With nothing in his calendar other than visiting his old man in a retirement home, Martin decided, why not? He logged into the game and was immediately shooed away and called an old man. Fortunately, a god saw his PowerPoint-induced trauma and unshakable deadline discipline and gave him a magic IDE, one that he could use to copy, create, and edit magic spells on his own. Follow Martin’s journey as he abused his IDE to create magical tools, golems, and magical versions of modern weapons. Alongside bringing Kaizen and KPI to the medieval fantasy world.

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.