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Prince Xyrus of Feron and Princess Valencia of Pherr are forced into a marriage to unite their warring kingdoms. Xyrus, a stoic and duty-bound heir, sees the union as a necessary sacrifice, while Valencia, a fiery and rebellious princess, views it as a prison. From a loveless wedding to clashing in the palace, their animosity is undeniable. But as they navigate court politics and an assassination attempt, their hatred begins to crack. Valencia discovers Xyrus’s hidden passion for music, and Xyrus admires her fierce loyalty to her people. Just as they start to fall for each other, a betrayal threatens to tear them apart. I am uploading this book to royal road as well.

Migrant worker Yang Yu was betrayed by his girlfriend, leaving him with a massive debt. To repay it, he was forced to work at a high-end club, enduring all kinds of humiliation. However, by a twist of fate, he unlocked the "Yin Yang Nine Mysterious Scripture," gaining extraordinary divine abilities. After transforming into a divine healer and bodyguard, Yang Yu embarks on a journey of revenge—determined to make a powerful female CEO fall for him!

In the midst of swirling possibilities, a question lingered in the air like an unspoken promise: "If you were given the chance to reset the beginning, what path would you tread?" Option One: To revel in the simple joys of life, finding solace in the embrace of solitude, for the paper-thin figure is the epitome of true love. Option Two: To journey into the realm of cultivation, seeking the secrets of immortality, striving to become a legendary sword immortal. Option Three: To immerse oneself in the world of martial arts, carving out a path as an unparalleled grandmaster, destined to reign supreme over all sects. Option Four: To traverse the realms of fantasy, experiencing rebirth as a formidable entity, ascending once more to the pinnacle as a divine sovereign. Option Five: To venture into the dark realms, mastering the arts of sorcery as the esteemed leader of the demonic sect. Option Six: To ascend the throne and rule over all, commanding an empire in the realm of fantasy, for in the divine dynasty, the desire to reign as emperor burns brightest. Amidst this array of choices, Chu Yuan declared with unwavering determination, "I crave the throne. I shall be emperor." Yet, the system interjected, its digital voice tinged with skepticism, "Is it not preferable to live a simple life as a recluse?" "Is it not preferable to be emperor?" Chu Yuan retorted, his resolve unyielding. Silence greeted his response, an acknowledgment of his unwavering determination. "Congratulations, host, on selecting Option Six: to reign over all, in the divine dynasty of the supreme emperor." [Divine Destiny Selection System is launching...]

``` "Marido, eu não quero mais, estou me sentindo péssima..." "Amor, seja boazinha, termine de tomar este remédio." O homem bonito abraça a mulher em seus braços, acariciando-a ternamente enquanto lhe dá o remédio. Qiao Mianmian se depara com Mo Yesi, o mais estimado herdeiro de toda a Cidade de Yuncheng, e acaba dormindo com ele por uma noite. Depois que ele oferece benefícios em troca do casamento deles, a recém-nomeada Sra. Mo de repente tem o poder de ter tudo o que sempre desejou. "Marido, eu dei um tapa na Rainha do Cinema Cheng Feifei hoje, fui muito longe?" "Amor, sua mão está doendo? Deixa eu fazer uma massagem para você." "Marido, eu estourei seu cartão de crédito, você está bravo?" "Amor, você ficou feliz com a sua compra? Me avise quando precisar de mais." "Marido, estou cansada hoje, não quero me mexer..." ```

"Gatte, ich will nicht mehr, ich fühle mich schrecklich..." "Baby, sei brav und trink die Medizin aus." Der gut aussehende Mann nimmt die Frau in die Arme und streichelt sie zärtlich, während er ihr die Medizin einflößt. Qiao Mianmian stößt auf Mo Yesi, den angesehensten Spross der Stadt Yuncheng, und schläft eine Nacht bei ihm. Nachdem er ihr als Gegenleistung für die Heirat Vorteile angeboten hat, hat die neu ernannte Frau Mo plötzlich die Macht, alles zu haben, was sie sich jemals gewünscht hat. "Gatte, ich habe heute die Filmkönigin Cheng Feifei geohrfeigt, war ich zu viel?" "Baby, tut deine Hand weh? Lass mich sie für dich massieren." "Gatte, ich habe deine Kreditkarte ausgereizt, bist du sauer?" "Baby, bist du mit deinem Einkauf zufrieden? Sag mir Bescheid, wenn du mehr brauchst." "Gatte, ich bin heute müde, ich will mich nicht bewegen..."

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

20 years ago the industrial revolution began, and everything changed. The world became flooded by new machines and weapons. Dreadnaughts the abominations of the sea, airships the rulers of the skies... But behind the scenes a much more mysterious power awakened. Veronica Navarro a 21 years old university student woke up in this strange new world. There are many questions around her, what is this place, how did she get here, and why is a knife sticking out of her chest?! She quickly learns the truth of this world and falls into a struggle between forces she never thought possible. Follow along Veronica as she uncovers mysteries about a world filled with Gods, Angels, Machinery, Divination, Corruption and Ascension!

"If the world stands in my way, if people threaten me or those who are dear to me, then I shall become the true darkness, the fear in their hearts that haunts them forever!" Lee Gaon was a professional gamer until one day she was framed as a cheater by a big gaming company and betrayed by those she held dear. Now she is known as Death Eater, a powerful dark entity in the game system world, slicing her enemies in half if they dare mess with her. Her path is now filled with blood and adventure as she desperately tries to find all who were dragged with her into this world—those who destroyed her life. She has only one goal now... "Revenge!" Content Warning: This work contains scenes of gore, violence, and strong language. Reader discretion is advised.

(OMEGAVERSE/ HIRSTORICAL BL ) ********* In a mystical forest where cherry blossoms bloom under the light of the moon, Meng Yu, a quiet and lonely omega, lives hidden away from a world that would never understand him. His heart is burdened with secrets he cannot escape—secrets tied to his true nature, one he’s afraid to face. Fate, however, has other plans. Lu Shen, a demon cloaked in darkness and fire, enters Meng Yu’s life under mysterious circumstances. The two are drawn to one another by an undeniable force, one that binds them in ways neither can comprehend. Their connection is forbidden, rooted in an ancient curse that has separated light and darkness for eons. As their paths intertwine, Meng Yu and Lu Shen must confront their destinies, both of which are marked by a profound sacrifice. In the face of an impossible love, they find solace in stolen moments beneath the cherry blossoms, even though they know their love cannot survive the forces that seek to keep them apart. Will they defy the heavens themselves for a chance at love, or will they be torn apart by the very forces that created them? Only time will tell as they dance beneath the cherry blossoms for one last time, under the watchful gaze of the Moon. ********** Additional Tags : Historical Fantasy, Forbidden Love, Reincarnation, Alpha/Omega Dynamics, Light vs Darkness, Tragic Romance, Mythical Forests, Sacrifice, Fate and Destiny, Conflict of Morality, Emotional Anguish, Redemption Arc, fast-burn Romance, Loyalty and Friendship, Divine Intervention, Ancient China Setting, Mystical Beings, Political Intrigue, Unspoken Desires, Star-Crossed Lovers

A nervous young man, disguised as a girl, moves into a women-only apartment, only to discover it’s secretly a haven for futanari. Navigating bizarre conditions, hidden identities, and unexpected relationships, he embarks on a journey of acceptance, humor, and self-discovery.

Damon, born into the lowest social class, dreams of escaping the fringes of the city by passing the Symbiote Compatibility Test. Only by bonding with a symbiote can he wield the magical "Ka" energy—a power that could elevate him to knighthood in the Empire and grant him a life of adventure. However, the results of the test come back with a resounding no.

The Crazy Dancer's (She's Too Perfect)" is an enchanting tale that revolves around an extraordinary young dancer named (Maxine ). However, beneath her seemingly flawless façade lies a secret that renders her perfection unattainable. As the story unfolds, we delve into the intricate world of dance, exploring the sacrifices, determination, and relentless pursuit of excellence that define (Maxine). With each pirouette, she unlocks a magical realm where dreams come to life, but also faces the relentless pressures of living up to impossible expectations. But as (Maxine) embarks on her journey to prove her worth, she discovers that being too perfect comes with a heavy price. Struggling to balance personal desires and societal standards, she finds solace in the company of an unexpected ally – a fellow dancer who sees her beyond the façade. As they navigate the intimately woven world of dance, they must confront their deepest fears, embrace vulnerability, and redefine what it truly means to be perfect. 'The Crazy Dancer's is a riveting exploration of ambition, societal, and the quest for self-acceptance in the face of unattainable ideals. It weaves a captivating tapestry of emotions, showcasing the power of resilience, friendship, and the transformative nature of dance. Join (Maxine) on her enchanting journey as she discovers that true beauty lies not in flawlessness, but in embracing imperfections and finding the courage to dance to her own beat.

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Ji Hoon is a handsome young man with a towering height, a stern face with a sharp jawline, but often adorned with an ignorant smile that makes him look humorous and relaxed. His eyes are sharp, but they never look scary - instead, they exude confidence. His appearance is neat and well-groomed, reflecting his family's upper-class status. At school, Ji Hoon is known to be popular, humorous, and often makes the atmosphere lively with his jokes or sometimes annoying behavior. However, underneath his laid-back demeanor, he has a caring side that is rarely seen by others. Soo Jin is a simple girl with an ordinary appearance, even inconspicuous. Her hair is long but often looks frizzy, as if it's rarely taken care of properly. Her face is actually sweet, but is often hidden behind a hesitant and nervous expression. Her body is slightly thin, reflecting her life of struggle. Soo Jin is not the type of girl who easily attracts attention, but behind her simplicity, she is someone who has a strong heart and a great sense of responsibility, especially towards her family.

In a world where the mafia doesn't just rule the streets but controls governments and economies, survival for the powerless is a daily battle. Elena Marlowe is a penniless waitress living in the city's forgotten district. Her life changes in an instant when she unwittingly saves the life of Lorenzo “Ren” Valenti, the enigmatic and ruthless leader of the global mafia syndicate, known as "The Shadow Court." Ren is infamous for his cold heart and unflinching cruelty. Feared by his enemies and worshipped by his allies, he is a man who wields unimaginable power but trusts no one. When Elena saves him from an assassination attempt, Ren becomes both intrigued and suspicious. Why would a nobody risk her life for his?

Shifting Steel Knighthood was considered to be a relatively powerful Knighthood until they were besieged by more than ten knighthoods that had different and complementary techniques. They fought to the death to save their nation, nonetheless, they were outnumbered and unprepared. A 12-year-old, hot-headed, and tantrum-throwing boy was burdened with the mission to save his family and his nation as a whole by gathering bits of ancient items stolen by the invaders and returning them to an ancient ruin where they belonged. Failure to do so will doom everyone in his nation. Sadly, he might be a never-seeing genius but the world is filled with danger that he alone can't explore it.  Coupled with his genius intellect, outstanding battle talent and a talking Portable Tower that serves as a guide, he built his knight squire and embarked on a journey with resolve, dead or alive, to save his people. ****** This world of Knights has a code of living which serves to weaken them and also empower them.

The Nightingale. The beauty and the taboo existing together. Unattainable and unacceptable. An existence only to be admired from afar. A hero of legends but a also a girl of tragedy. Shining like a star in the sky, all alone, forever… -But that’s too sad isn’t it? * Our MC, an ordinary middle aged man, is an author that wrote books and after pouring 2 years of hard work in a book, his hardwork finally bore fruit as his book got the second prize in the regional awards. A fruit that he couldn't eat. Why? Because he along with hard work, he also poured his piss somewhere he shouldn't and died. Exactly how? Read the prologue, and you will find out~ But of course, that's only the start, as the next time he woke up... He was in another world. Follow the guy as he turns from a middle aged author to a Young Master in a magical world. *** Hey guys author here… It’s my first novel, but I will try to make this good. Good luck me. Vote this book with power stones, it really helps with your support. Before giving up please read Prologue and 1st 10 chapters. Also I have set up prologue to be a bit funny and ridiculous, so, don't mind next chapter won't be like that. My discord server link: https://discord.gg/8dvVYW8QUn P.S.: I don't own the cover art, whoever does can take credit for it.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

Amelia Ashford thought she could endure anything: her father’s erratic gambling, London’s withering stares, and the suffocating weight of propriety. But when scandal strikes at dawn, leaving her father dead and her family drowning in debt, Amelia faces a far more dangerous adversary. William Thornton, a man as ruthless as he is relentless, claims her sister Charlotte’s dowry as payment, and he will stop at nothing to secure it. With her family’s future hanging by a thread, Amelia must forge an uneasy alliance with Sebastian Sinclair, a viscount notorious for avoiding responsibility and courting scandal. Their paths collide in a tempest of whispered threats, midnight encounters, and the undeniable spark that crackles between them. But as secrets unravel and old wounds resurface, Amelia and Sebastian must decide whether their growing affection is a dangerous distraction—or the key to untangling the web of lies threatening to destroy them both. In a society where reputation is everything, can love survive the weight of betrayal?

An elite mercenary takes on a peculiar corporate mission. In a high-tech stateless walled privately run polis where discrimination and authoritarianism meets.. freedom? High-stakes action meets sardonic humor in a gripping cyberpunk thriller.

This is the story following different point of view for many Characters through out history before the reality Shamble cause by 'Him'. Prequel to the Final Book --- Events in this books are unrelated to the real world besides quotes.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

"And so here we are again, did you learn anything? Was this the dance you were looking for, No? Let us continue then, the day when we walk to the pier is yet to come. That grand symphony of loss and pain is just a lighthouse, you know when you walk it rises, so get up the story is yet to fall after all no one wishes to be alone in the end. Don't worry; I'll be your dance partner this time and encourage you forward every step of the way. So, as actors, burn till nothing is left, and listen with your heart to my audience. May we go off with dry tears so our finale can be broken with our own hands!"

Have you ever heard the story “The Woman with a Ribbon Around her Neck”? No? Well, aren't you in for a treat. I am a monster; from a long line of monsters. At first, I hated it, I wanted to be nothing more than a normal human... and for a few hundred years I blended in just fine with the rest of you. Mommy issues and all. But with a mother like Pandora, what can you expect? What? You've heard of Pandora? That's cute, she is nothing like how the storied have painted her. But this isn't her story, just her mess to clean up. But I digress. I grew. I learned that I could be so much more than I ever thought possible. If I was going to embrace being a monster, I would go all out. Me and my men will make sure that the humans don't need to worry about the things that go bump in the night. What Pandora released onto the world, I would take out. Feel free to leave all that messy business to us. Rated 18 plus (language, violence, blood, gore, and smut) Slow burn Paranormal Modern-day Reverse Harem Other Novels: Rebirth in the Apocalypse: Third Time's a Charm --- Completed Fight, Flight, Or Freeze: The Healer's Story ---Completed Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse Novel--- Ongoing Star's Ships--- Completed Part Of Your World--- Completed As Silent As A Mouse--- Completed Discord: Sakura#6289 Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/CapanRmy Instagram: @devil_besideyou666

Alex, the Unseen Blade, wasn't supposed to steal the spotlight. In the grand tapestry of fate, he was merely a supporting color, a whisper in the shadows against the hero's blazing sun. Gifted with powers that defied logic and shrouded in an aura of enigma, Alex could bend time, dance with death, and erase himself from existence. Yet, he yearned for a life on the sidelines, a quiet escape from the chaos destined for the "chosen ones." But fate, it seemed, had a cruel sense of humor. When an ancient prophecy awakens a slumbering evil, the hero falls short, his light sputtering in the face of darkness. Thrust into the unwilling limelight, Alex must choose: embrace his extraordinary abilities and forge his own path, or watch the world crumble under the weight of a prophecy he never asked for. https://discord.gg/KGDCdNnW

Following the 3rd lyric book release of "Happily Ever After" released in 2022, Dancing Alone in The Dark" is a part of a 2 Part ACT series, with Deluxe Versions, & the official follow up and overall 4th lyric book project by, Darius Clayton. Set To Release June 21st, of 2024. & Available November 4th On Webnovel. (First Updated: Bio On November 13th 2023.) (Last Updated: Bio On November 3rd 2024.)

LIN XIAOLU QUOTES## Why can't you love me for who i am—-If I say I love you more than anything and that i fell in love with you the first time we met or rather i have been in love with you ever since would you still consider my feelings—- #LU CHEN'S QUOTES; I can't love someone who has already been tainted at a young age… I'm sorry.. Find out what happens i. This exciting book of love, betrayal, heartbreak and evil plotting. Will Lin Xiaolu and Lu Chen ever find a happy ending in the future or the one sided love won't be reciprocated.

"I, Thandie Lohan vow to focus all my energy on building my career and the day I fall in love again will be the day the sun dances". I was done with men and their empty promises, the old fairy-tale romance Thandie was gone and that is how I met him, a simple desire, the curiosity to know how the warmth of his body felt pressed against mine. It was supposed to be a passing phase, an experiment and he was supposed to be a companion that came with very little expectations, a temporary plaything... Let me tell you a story of how the sun danced...

The story of Annatar a bastard born on dragonstone during the dance of the dragons.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.