Adventures In Turtle Sitting

MOUNTAIN SITTING IMMORTAL (MSI) A conduit of the great Dao happened to enter the grotto heaven called Earth. No one had been able to take ownership of this conduit for many years until Marvin came into contact with it.  Marvin met the requirement to use the conduit. This allowed him to begin his journey towards immortality.  The journey begins from transcending the first mortal coil at Body Forging to transcending the second at Energy Gathering, passing through the subsequent mortal coils, and hopefully to becoming a true immortal with eternal life. But the conduit is far more useful than helping a dying business tycoon gain another lease at life. It is also a conduit of great power.  This power and many more will be his as long as he continues to sit on his mountain and grows the mountain into a colossus. The mountain will bring him to greater heights and greater power.  This is the story of the Mountain Sitting Immortal. DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/Ku2gqaHz

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Astral is a man who is heavy into history. This leads him to find out something new about himself that he never knew. He gains a special set of powers and is able to explore history for longer. He then is able to explore what else the galaxy has to offer while continually going forward in time. Going so far forward that time itself goes in a circle. Keeping his friends safe from the hands of time. He becomes a warrior on a universal scale and leads him and a company of people vs the rest of the universe. Shattering his mind. Will we see Astral repair himself or will he be forever shattered?

Hood, a young dragon, has been discovered by the one she trusts. Now she must set out into the capital of Selethon, hiding her identity so she won't be hunted

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

Livik was a 14 year old orphaned boy who was hated and despised by everyone in his kingdom for reasons he never knew. One day, some bandits played an act to get rid of him, and unfortunately or fortunately, he was killed that day. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a timeless calm realm where he met the goddess of reincarnation who reincarnated him in another world where he was reborn as the third prince of the kingdom of Bullard. But unknown to him, being reincarnated into this world wasn't out of sheer luck. The goddess of reincarnation, Elena had plans to use him in her long plotted game. As luck would have it, he was also reborn as the God of Dreams—a deity who's responsibility was to protect people's dreams at all costs even when it meant fighting nightmare monsters and sleep paralysis demons sent by the old hag— a powerful witch who was sealed away in the realm of the forgotten dreams. He met Miriamelody, a fox girl who was a guardian of the Dreamland, then later met Athena and Sharia. These three ladies became his servants and the only people he cared about in this world. Now read this story to find out why exactly the God of Reincarnation reincarnated Livik and how he'd react when he finds out he's been on her game his entire life. Note: Story might contain sexual scenes and demon-human intimacy. Add it to your collection. I promise, it's interesting.

Eloise will take you back to the scandalous Belle Epoque. Eloise lives a sheltered life. She's completely innocent and ignorant of the facts of life, until she spies on her mother and the priest. Eloise then embarks in a quest where she will explore her pleasure through multiple perversions, looking for the perfect orgasm.

Un alpinista en busca de ayuda encuentra una peculiar aldea, gore fanatismo y una comunidad extraña son algunas de las cosas que le aguardan a nuestro protagonista.

The Hasu Mountains are believed to hold many tales, the most notable being Paradise Shrine, led by a divine being known as Douma who's said to bring peace and eternity. However, a sudden climatic catastrophe changes all that with the arrival of a surreal visitor, creating numerous doubts about Douma's sincerity among many individuals. With humanity's efforts being futile against these oncoming disasters, Douma may be the only hope, for the showdown between other worlds will determine the fate of the future. I don't own Douma and some of the characters, they belong to Gotouge Koyoharu. AngelSubzero is also on Wattpad and Quotev. Published: November 11 2023

A collection of short stories featuring everyone's favorite bound and gagged busty redhead Elise!

In the bustling city of Shinjuku, a high school student Aki Yukito finds himself seated next to the popular "gal" of the class, Futaba Hinata. With her flashy fashion sense, Hinata quickly becomes the attention among their classmates. Despite Hinata's harboring a hatred on Yukito, Yukito always discovers a different side of Hinata. "Good morning, Futaba-san" "Please don't ever talk to me again"

A man that known nothing but pain and loss gets a second chance at life he will do anything to keep the ones dear to him safe be it goblins, Undead, or the demon lord all Shall face his Wrath. Nikolai and his companions will travel around the continent going in to dungeons, slaying Beasts, solving political affairs, and most importantly stealing hearts will our silent brooding hero survive the onslaught of enemies and his companions company will he survive marriage

Follow Sia as she explores the world around her.

Edward lost his twin sister at the age of 12 and was the cause of the destruction of his country. Now he must carry this burden forever, while hunting down the man that orchestrated it all. Will Edward get his revenge and clear his name? Join him on this journey in order to find out.

It is a story about an young adventurer named Kael Draven. He was born magic less but with his parents and friends' support he raises to the challenges in front of him. This story takes place in an another world, Zeruthia. It is a fantasy world that includes human, elves, beasts, monsters, demons and spirits. As the story progress, Kael travel around the world, make new friends, encounter new and powerful enemies and discover new places.

Melanie seems weak. Her life in the barracks is a mess. War breaks out in the country and as destiny would have it, she is the one left to stop it. Read more of her journey and adventures. From her breakdown from Pete's disappearance to her discovery of who is behind the orchestration of war.

A simple but long story about two separated siblings, one sibling is help captive while the other finds a way to get her back. Join Kubo on his journey to save Kishi! https://discord.gg/zZduvEWuzs

back when Orfan was a Young man he was a adventurer, after some traumatic events he left his life of freedom for good... or so he thought but he was dragged back out by 15 year old girl from a village he saved 50 years ago.

The first of many adventures of a young man living in DavyJones. A small town in Illinois where mysterious things happen all the time. experience paranormal, supernatural, and horrific events in this series of stories

Duel Monsters, a card game that existed since ancient times. Throughout history, this game has evolved and grown in excitement, and danger. Evolving from stone tablets, to cards, to holograms, to virtual reality, to physical holograms. Now we've reached new heights, Summoning the monsters themselves. Monsters, now with the ability to come to our world physically, and interact with it, the game of duel monsters has reached a new high. Now watch as we follow our young antihero as he traverse both our world, and the next.

There was a turtle here, A Devine Turtle has appeared * It's not my Original Novel Its a Translated altered version of a Chinese Novel. *

Ordinary high school student Yuta Sakamoto's life changes when the famous actress Rina Akiyama, known as Kira Nakamura, transfers to his class. While his classmates are unaware of her celebrity status, Yuta recognizes her and navigates their budding friendship, filled with playful banter and comedic moments. As Rina grapples with her dual identity and the pressures of fame, she finds support from her best friend Emi and begins to explore a genuine connection with Yuta. Amid jealousy from their classmates and the challenges of teenage life, their bond deepens, culminating in a heartfelt decision about love and authenticity.

If you like an adventurous story packed with action and mysteries, in a world full of strange and supernatural creature called Imperial Spirits. A world filled with intrigue and exciting adventures, where Imperial Spirit Masters and Spirit Warriors coexist and fight to be the best! Well, that's enough for now... Anyways, it will be a great adventure ahead with you guys! let's board on this pirate ship and forget the rest... Discord link: https://discord.gg/eVR2J4W7

V. is lost, both mentally and physically, they remember everything about their life except how they got here. Where even is here? A hospital, a hospital in the middle of who knows where, doing who knows what.

Kenji Takahara, a 17-year-old professional procrastinator and avid gamer, had one mission that fateful evening: finish a dungeon raid on his phone before bedtime. What he didn’t plan on was getting "critically hit" by a speeding truck. When Kenji wakes up, he finds himself in a glowing white room face-to-face with the Creator of All Things... who seems more like a forgetful office worker than an almighty deity. God: “Kenji! You’ve been selected for the ultimate adventure!” Kenji: “…Adventure? You mean, like DLC or…?” God: “No, no, no. I’m sending you to another world to save it from unspeakable evil!” Kenji: “...Do I get cheat codes?” God: “We’ll see.” With a snap of divine fingers, Kenji is yeeted into his new reality… only to materialize in the Demon Lord’s throne room. Oops. No hero welcome, no starter weapons, and definitely no tutorial. Just him, a glitchy system window, and a room full of very confused—and very angry—demons. Now Kenji must navigate a world that feels more like a broken beta test than a grand adventure. With a mix of gamer wit, dumb luck, and the occasional divine intervention (read: God's half-hearted apologies), Kenji is determined to survive, level up, and figure out what exactly he’s supposed to be saving. Step one: Not die in the first five minutes. Step two: Maybe take over the Demon Castle? Hey, a guy can dream.

After a brutal death of which he doesn't remember a thing, a guy gets reincarnated as a bat in a cave. Tag along as he uncovers the mysteries of this new world and tries to come to terms with his past.