Humorous Thoughts To Ponder

Ever wondered what a love poem sounds like after a long day at the office? This collection offers a unique blend of heartfelt emotion and everyday reality, capturing the highs and lows of life in a series of unforgettable poems. Get ready for a rollercoaster of feelings, from the tender to the turbulent.

As a child, Adam Graves was cursed with the ability to read people's minds and forced to live in isolation for several years. Now, he makes an effort to reintegrate into society in the town of Stone Valley however, things aren't that easy when you know people's true intentions. One day, Adam discovers an anomaly— A girl whose mind he cannot read! Just who is this girl? Why can't I read her mind? In his search for answers he discovers the Occult research club—A place filled with people who were cursed just like him. He joins them to explore the mysteries of Stone Valley and figure out a way to break his curse.... That said, his main objective still remains unchanged—This girl whose mind he cannot read; What goes on in there? What secrets is she hiding? and what other faces does she have apart from the one she shows the world. Join us for a story full of Strategies, Deception, Betrayals and so much more where the stakes are high and intelligence even higher. Hold on to your seats and enjoy the ride! Author's Note: —This is a work of Fiction. any relation to events or people living or dead is purely coincidental —This is my first work! feedback and tips for improvement are greatly appreciated. Thanks

At the beginning of creation a single word was spoken, and from it came all. The impact of a single word grows into a thought that shapes creation. As such, I will share my random thoughts here. Don’t expect anything and expect everything.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

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what can we bring ourselves to, just to fulfill our nonsense

A 16 years old boy named Leon, Wanted to become the best. he tries his hardest to improve his abilities to the limits. but since in the real world, becoming best at everything is impossible, he fails miserably. he loses all his hope and finally he tries to suicide, but the most beautiful girl in his class, who is also an actress, saves him. instead of being indebted to her, leon makes an another plan of committing suicide, and finally dies. or so he thought, but he gets transferred into another world of sword and magic, along with.... her?? What a lovely story, isn't it? No! He awakens in a breathtakingly strange world of magic and swords, a world that should offer a fresh start. But his elation quickly fades. He discovers his arrival is a catastrophic Glitch in the system, This world views him and Sarah as abhorrent intruders, marked for death. Only after reaching there, the leon come to know that his system is bugged. They found themself in a jungle which is surrounded by monsters. The same night they come to know that they have come to a world where all the humans want to kill them, leaving behind those humans who have come from their world like them. Stranded in a perilous jungle teeming with monstrous creatures, Leon and Sarah find themselves hunted by the very humans who inhabit this fantastical realm. With no cheat codes or divine guidance, they must navigate this treacherous world, forge alliances with wary strangers, and evade the relentless pursuit of those who desire Sarah's beauty and covet their existence. Facing unimaginable danger and the constant threat of betrayal, Leon must confront his past demons, learn to adapt to this alien world, and ultimately protect Sarah from the lustful eyes and deadly intentions of those who would see them perish. Will his journey lead to redemption, or will this new world become his final, inescapable prison? One last thing before you go~Can I ask you a favor? I need your help! If you like this book, could you please share your experience and write an honest review.It will be just one minute for you (I will be happy even with one sentence!), but a GREAT help for me and definitely good Karma I read every single review and jump around with joy like a little kid every time my readers comment on my books and give me their honest feedback!

**Feathers of Thought** is a short story that focuses on a dark and haunting tale of a scientist, Annabelle Cluck, who, after an experiment goes awry, wakes up in the body of a chicken. Struggling to reconcile her human mind with her new, instinct-driven body, Annabelle becomes trapped in a world of confusion and despair. She attempts to communicate with the humans on the farm, hoping to find a way back to her former life. Her only hope lies in a young woman who seems to recognize something different in her. But when the woman brings a mysterious device, intending to help her, it becomes clear that the machine is not a cure, but a means of destruction. In the end, Annabelle realizes the grim truth: she was never meant to return to her human form. The story explores themes of identity, isolation, and the tragic loss of self in a world where even hope can be manipulated.

Can Maya and Leo make it out?

-In the Dark Ages of humanity, when Heaven and Hell first appeared, the world was completely in ruins. The angels and devils fought relentlessly over control 3 keys to unlock the truth behind a realm called False Reality. As the war progressed with humanity in the crossfire, legends appeared from across the world to defend humanity, they were known as the 12 Gods. They were the first ones to use the powers of divinity also known as Ascent. With the war won and the realms disappeared to their respective realities, it wasn't long until the world had to begin a new one. Peace proceeded across the world and every story that had been created continued to become reality... that was until his history was born. Reawakening from the mysterious feeling of death, Kiryuu Amuka finds himself in a new world and body. He was reincarnated as the main character of the story he created, Xion Trinity, the adopted son of a baker family located in Blackband, a city south of the capital of the Luminous Country Capital City called Chanda. In the Electric Age Eon, technology has grown to use steam power and other technology such as machinery, canons, transportation, canons, airships, and ships, as well as, positions, Arcadius Keys, Apollo Artifacts, laws and authorities, curses, and more. With the mystery comes more questions to ask about the world he truly created. Follow Xion as he finds himself entangled with the Lost Souls, lower gods, and Paradoxs, both physically, metaphysically, and transcendently - as he slowly awakens and develops newfound powers he was given by the Transcenders. The Sovereign of Dawn spoke of the mysterious nature of the future worlds. As stories continue in an endless stream of lies and misfortunes, they also talk about magnificence and truth. The Seraphims spoke of a man who would eventually open the False reality, a man with potential that would be unrivaled by all who approached him. This is the Story and Legend of "Judgement." Or how the gods and Patriarchs call him "The False God."

Time from time I am getting ideas of :it would be nice story: I decided put thoughts into practice thanks AI and generate short stories based on mine passing thoughts.

(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.

(The main story has ended!! A 1v1, sweet and clean romance novel) Shen Chuwei suddenly travels back to ancient times to become a neglected concubine of the Crown Prince. She thought it was the beginning of a leisurely life of eating and drinking, but unexpectedly, she ends up being deeply pampered by the aloof Crown Prince. Lady Xu: "Shen Fengyi, you'd better know your place. Tonight is my turn to serve His Highness." Shen Chuwei says: "The Crown Prince is yours, I promise I'm just here to freeload." That night, Shen Chuwei was kept in the Crown Prince's room~ Lady Chang: "The Crown Princess is mine. You can't even dream of sharing her." Shen Chuwei replies: "I'm not interested." Later on, not only does Shen Chuwei become the Crown Princess, but she also gives birth to a pair of twins. The Emperor and Empress are in a scramble to pamper them, guaranteeing a smooth ride to victory. * All the women in the East Palace vie to become the Crown Princess through their cunning and devious methods, yet all of these are clearly seen by Xiao Jinyan, who has the ability to read minds, causing him to avoid them. That is, until he sees a small 'salted fish', sweet-talking and soft-bodied, just to his liking, "You will serve me tonight." As a freeloading 'salted fish', she trembles in fear: "Your Highness, I'm still too young."

when you're down and dry, and you just need the right words to cheer you up , and make your day, just check this out.. A LITTLE COMFORT CAN HELP..

This adventure write up is based on display of different characters possessed by some friends who went on an adventure which appeard to be fun amidst the naive display of major characters such as; Ade, Wale, Victor and Seun, which others; Sayo, Khadijah. And Temi learnt from and applied the lessons learnt accordingly to avoid a sour experience the earlier mentioned characters suffered. Ade was the focus in the first episode, his character was showcasing his hyper inquisitive nature which turned on him while trying to catch a glimpse of the landscape of a valley from the top which appears to be his standing point exposed him to sustaining severe injury in the cause of the adventure, his luck was put to test, maybe he might just be lucky. Episode two had an interesting display of some mannerism, some stubborn act which dealt Wale a great lesson who clearly aired his points by holding on to an adorable but dangerous sea creature, thank goodness for the intervention of his friends who came running, rescuing him from his stubborness. No matter how fascinated and Interested you are in terrestrial creatures do not mess with an eel. The third episode was an interesting but absurd display of nimbleness which had Victor the main character learnt a great deal supported by his second in command, Seun sure had some real life experiences and stories to tell his children down to his great grand children about bee hives. If you know what a bee hives is, do not poke it, thing can go real ugly for you and everyone around.

Fumihiro Aoyama was living a blissful life with the love of his life, Ema. They even promised to marry each other after their graduation. However, the tranquility of their lives shatters when betrayal strikes, leaving Fumihiro entangled in a web of dark emotions. As new characters emerge with their own painful pasts, the story weaves a tapestry of love, forgiveness, and rebirth. Navigating the challenges of everyday life, Fumihiro must overcome the pain of betrayal and rediscover the light within. Passions entwine, secrets surface, and Fumihiro's heart is torn between the past and the present. "I Thought I Could Be Happy" is an exhilarating journey through the intricate fabric of human relationships, where pain transforms into hope, and rebirth takes unexpected forms. Will Fumihiro rise from the ashes of his pain, or will the weight of betrayal prove too much to bear? Or will he get his revenge?

“If you like my work, I also hope you come to appreciate yourselves.”

Charlotte loses everything and goes on the run after her entire species is attacked in the soo called holy wars. Finally she finds stability in a small town near the border under the guise of Avery. With the hero's party believing that they have brought the demons to extinction. They decide to settle down in a quite town now that their mission has been fulfilled, which just so happens to be the same one where Charlotte is hiding. Can Charlotte now known as "Avery" hide her secret.?? Will she chose to take revenge for her species?? Can she finally find peace in her life after experiencing the horrors of war??

The Soulwheels govern the essence of every existence, with each wheel representing a step toward unlocking one's true potential. As the number of wheels grows, so does a person's power—each step closer to greatness, each step harder than the last. Those who master the Wheels of their existence and comprehend the runes that program the universe are said to control not just their fate, but the very fabric of existence itself, ascending to divinity as a Runeweaver. ..... Kael, having never realized the absurdity of his cheat-like ability, watched his classmates struggle to comprehend even the most basic Rune. Meanwhile, he glanced at the intricate patterns of the Rune Circle he had created effortlessly. Their teacher, a Grandmaster Runeweaver, stared at him in utter disbelief. “Holy—! You’re done comprehending the Rune Structure?!” the man exclaimed, his voice filled with shock. “But it’s barely been an hour!” The others froze, their eyes darting between Kael and the glowing Rune Circle in front of him. Their expressions ranged from astonishment to sheer terror. 'Monster', everyone thought in their hearts. Looking at the faces of disbelief in front of him, Kael thought helplessly, 'It didn’t even take a second.'

The Sovereign of the Heart A sovereign born from love He forged the world with broken hands He crafted life from threads of dreams, For in his heart, there bloomed a seed The Seed of Love shaped from Obsession and greed And in his soul, a shadow grew— A yearning deep, unknown, and true. For all the life he’d once bestowed, He felt the weight of love erode, And in the quiet, darkened hours, He longed for death’s cold, Love He sought the stillness, to exist in the dark And found peace in death's embrace. For love, he gave the world its breath, Yet For love, he also brought it death The sovereign of the Heart A sovereign lost, forever. A cycle repeats forever. (I don’t own the cover. Pls try this out it’s more than just brain rot I hope maybe not lol.)

I am completely immersed in stillness. I'm hesitant to tell them how I really feel. Every time I consider that I might be to blame for who I am, my thoughts try to murder me. Despite my best efforts, I am always the one who suffers the most while dealing with them. I could only get temporary relief from my pain by committing violence against myself. This book is entirely made up of my own, detailed, uncensored unique quotes. I wish I knew how to end this suffering, but I do not.

Life has a way of testing us, like going to fight for your heart even when you knew from the beginning you would lose? Why do we do this? To love what does not love us. To chase what pushes us. To treasure what made us feel worthless. What does it feel like to be so desperate for love?