Minecraft Joke

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

Seif Amer was just an actor who lived for the spotlight — reckless, wild, and craving fame. But when a tragic accident thrusts him into the very movie he was supposed to film, everything changes. Now trapped in a world where every scene is a deadly trap, every line is scripted, and the stakes are life or death, Seif must fight not only to survive — but to find his true purpose behind the lies written for him. Is this some cruel joke? Or is there a hidden truth buried deep inside the story that could set him free? The script says he’s a pawn. But Seif? He’s ready to rewrite the ending.

Reyhan Alther died at the age of 20 and was reincarnated… as the wind. Formless and directionless, he drifted through a new world filled with wonder and cruelty. But from that breeze, everything began. With a mysterious power called the Divine Spirit System, Reyhan slowly rose—guiding spirits, gathering followers, and changing the course of the world. From a lonely gust, he became a figure known as Father… even to the gods. A battle of fate awaits. But before that, there's still time for the wind to whisper… and maybe crack a small joke or two.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

Viana, who had returned to the village, discovered that her grandfather, who had passed away 8 years ago, possessed a secret door leading to another world. The appearance of a cat named Whisper, the truth behind her grandfather's death, and the fact that the grandmother she had never seen was a queen. Viana: My grandmother is a queen? That's crazy, you must be joking!

After losing a dare at her freshman party, Sayu is forced to do the unthinkable—ask out Hayato Arisaka, the most gorgeous, untouchable, heartthrob on campus. It was supposed to be a joke. A moment of public humiliation. Except… he said 'Yes'!

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

She killed on stage… and the curtains never closed. Lilith never wanted the spotlight. But when a blade found its way into her hand during the academy’s grandest theater performance, and blood painted the stage red, the world saw her for what she truly was. Or… what they forced her to become. Now transported into a realm that feels more like a cruel joke than a second chance, Lilith finds herself under the watchful eyes of a cold knight commander and a golden emperor with secrets far darker than their crowns. In this twisted fantasy where survival is a performance and everyone wears a mask, Lilith must decide: Will she play the role of a pawn? Or write her own bloody script?

Jeff, who died while doing his usual daily routine, found himself transmigrated into another world one that was twice the size of Earth. At first, he thought life would be the same. Peaceful. Boring, even. Just another world with different skies and landscapes. But he was wrong. On one fateful night, while he lay in his small room, a sudden ding echoed through the air. It was sharp, clear, and unnatural like something out of a sci-fi film. And then… something appeared before his eyes. [Luck Spin System has finally bind] [Congratulation you have gotten a skill: Godly Programming] With this luck finally his dream can finally come true which is making games, seeing that their was no minecraft in this world he decided to recreate it. Then his journey began starting as a programmer, he quickly rose to dominate the digital field, racing field, swimming field, shooting field, combat field, robotics field, hacking field, academic field, business field, gaming field, drone piloting field, artificial intelligence field, engineering field, virtual reality field, and even the military simulation field What would Jeff do with all these, skill and titles read to find out of course. ... Thank you for reading, and I hope you’ll continue to support me on my journey as an author. ******************************************** DISCLAIMER ******************************************** This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications (such as ChatGPT, Minecraft, or other well-known services), or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, or infringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration.

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Travel to the begining of Karto's story where evil lurks in the shadows with white gleaming eyes, where love and tragedy show themselves. Original Ideas or references are from Minecraft universe

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Synopsis: In a city trying to solve a housing crisis in the most questionable way possible, a new government policy offers subsidized apartments to young "couples"—with one bizarre catch: they must live together for at least three months. Noa Aizawa and Ren Kurosawa? They signed up as a joke. Not dating. Not even close. But somehow, they get approved... and now they’re sharing a one-bedroom apartment with one queen-sized bed, a stack of awkward rules, and absolutely no plan for how to survive the chaos.

He was ruthless and aloof in her point of view, but she was having steamy nights with him under the influence of alcohol. She decided she was going to take a stand, but it led to another alcoholic moment that she decided to refuse and asked for a divorce, he thought she was joking because he was handsome and had an outstanding career. Suddenly their world began to fall apart. Will their love bring them together as one true love or will life get the best of them? ©Hopesophine

In the village of Pheseoghana, Atlas Kennedy lives a simple life. The son of the village mayor, wanting to do virtually nothing, he doesn't work, doesn't mine, and doesn't worry about his future. That is, until the Huang Family blows through his village in a Raid, destroying the Village Golem, enslaving the villagers, and forcing Atlas to work as a butler in the newly erected Mansion overlooking the village. Taking place in the "Minecraft" Universe, can a Nitwit Villager and a Vindicator Illager find common ground within the war between Villagers and Illagers? [Updates Every Friday at 3:00 pm PST!]

In the vast and pixelated world of Minecraft, there exists a deity unlike any other—a god devoid of emotion, whose heart remains tranquil and unmoved by the dualities of existence. This emotionless god stands as a stoic figure, indifferent to the forces of hate or love, pain or pleasure, war or peace. Their sole purpose is the relentless pursuit of strength, a singular focus that defines their existence. This being's essence is not swayed by the chaos or harmony that unfolds around them; instead, they are driven by an unwavering commitment to the mastery of power. Their presence is both awe-inspiring and enigmatic, a testament to the notion that true strength can exist in the absence of emotional ties. In a world where a single Immortal resides, this god serves as a reminder of the vast spectrum of existence, where strength can emerge from the depths of emotionless tranquility. THIS WORK IS NOT OWNED BY MOJANG. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Complete Title: "The Supreme Divine Hero of Total Destruction, Infinite Love, Unstoppable Justice and Countless Powers in a World of Limitless Magic, with Interdimensional Harem, Impossible Achievements and Destiny Breaking the Laws of Reality!!!" Searching for revenge after being humiliated by those around him... But, is this novel really about Haruto Tanaka? Are those whom he judges as scum, what he thinks? Made by CoolWriterLOL (FYI: This is a VERY serious novel, I am NOT doing it for the joke.)

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

This is seriously just a joke I swear to God this is a joke dear Federal Agents I do not condone anything inside of this joke thingy

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

Everyone is born with a Beast Space — a personal realm where magical creatures are nurtured. The bigger the space, the more beasts you can store… and the stronger you can become. For most, it’s the first step toward power and wealth. But for Rin, a boy raised in the slums with barely enough to eat, his Beast Space awakening is a cruel joke: F-Rank, the smallest possible — only enough room for a weak, wounded rat. No lightning wolves. No flame lions. Just a street rat.

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Shikha spent 10 years for Hitesh, but what did Shikha get in all these years? Her love and dedication was a joke to hitesh .for him,she was merely a bet,that he had with his friends.but now shikha wants to end everything she had for hitesh.will she able to do that?will she find her true love?and had her revange?

Han Yue Ling, a peerless beauty with a great personality, but she carries a lot of secrets. She loved a man for 10 years, but on the day of her wedding, fate decided to play a cruel joke on her and take the man away. Three years later, she decides to move away. She stumbles upon Lu Tian, the ruthless and cold CEO of Lu Corps. Thinking it was just an accident, she stumbles upon him again and again. Before she knew it, the man is already living with her! Is this an unexpected second chance at love? Will she be able to love again? ------------------ [Note to readers: Please be courteous towards other readers. If you don't like this novel, feel free to move on to the next one. Thank you, author.]

Within the boundaries of The Empire, powerful presences lurk behind each and every corner. After finding a mysterious mask Oscar is suddenly thrust into the deep, treacherous undercurrents of the world. Tricks to attack, Jokes to deceive. In the end, everything is in the hands of fools. ------ Cover is AI ------

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

—————— PLOT —————— Kenji Mizaki, a Minecraft YouTuber with over 10million subscribers who does mostly modded let's play one day dies from getting hit by a truck and gets reincarnated in the world of Minecraft. But it's not a vanilla Minecraft world, as it turns out it's heavily modded with mods that turns this world into a RPG world, with RPG systems, stats, skills and abilities. And it seems this world has intelligent mobs. And not just villagers but other species too. ——— GIVE IT A READ ——— If you like Minecraft, Isekai and/or RGPs then you should definitely give this novel a read.

Jack the Ripper. Age: 35. A man cloaked in mystery—the infamous killer who once haunted the streets of London... "I'm telling you, that's me! You've arrested the wrong guy!" …had his identity stolen. But proving he was the real Ripper should’ve been simple. Just kill someone, right? That’s when a carriage came barreling down the street at full speed and struck a man who looked far too 'normal' to be a serial killer. "Yep. That 'handsome' man was me." "I should’ve died… but instead, I was reincarnated as—" Hah... This has to be a joke, right?