International Women'S Day Jokes

Lan Mu, seorang anak laki-laki berusia 14 tahun. Seorang yatim piatu yang tidak bisa berkultivasi, dan hanya tinggal bersama paman nya yang merupakan tukang perbaikan jam. Siapakah yang akan menyangka bahwa seorang anak muda seperti dia akan dipilih sebagai seorang dunamist sosok Legendary Being yang berasal dari alam semesta lain yang mengejar tiruan jahat nya dalam perjalanan yang menyakitkan. Bagaimana perjalanan nya? “Iwae (Bersorak lah)! Menjelajahi ruang waktu, menguasai masa lalu dan masa depan, penguasa puncak kita. Namanya adalah UltraBeing Noa!”

In 1972, a groundbreaking discovery by Herbert Boyer and Stanley Cohen in genetic engineering, where they created the first transgenic organisms by inserting a resistance gene into an E. coli plasmid, sparked both immense scientific excitement and public backlash. While many hailed it as a monumental step forward, others protested, fearing humanity was "playing God." Amidst this controversy, Jeremy Karlson, a renowned paleontologist, recognized the profound potential of Boyer and Cohen's work. He saw it as a means to achieve something unprecedented: bringing dinosaurs back to life. Jeremy, accompanied by his wealthy step-brother Jake, who offered to fully fund the ambitious project, met with Boyer and Cohen. Jeremy revealed that during an expedition in Alaska, his team had discovered a perfectly preserved, 17,000-year-old juvenile dire wolf with intact organs, from which they successfully extracted degraded DNA. He believed that with Boyer and Cohen's expertise in transgenic technology, they could use this DNA, and by extension, potentially dinosaur DNA, to resurrect extinct creatures. Initially hesitant and skeptical of the audacious proposition, Boyer and Cohen were eventually swayed by Jeremy's unwavering confidence and the sheer magnitude of the idea. With Jake's financial backing and Jeremy's bold vision, they agreed to collaborate. The project, estimated to take four to five years, aimed to apply the nascent field of genetic engineering to the realm of paleontology, promising to reshape the world in an unimaginable way. As they left, Jeremy mused that when their success became public, the world would be irrevocably divided.

When seventeen-year-old Lucien Haruto Maris — a socially awkward but brilliant prodigy with a mind built for strategy, games, psychology, and war theory — dies in an accident, he opens his eyes in a place far removed from anything he's ever known. He's no longer in his own frail body... but in the muscular, wounded shell of a dying man sprawled in a muddy trench surrounded by the scent of steel and blood. The world around him is medieval — swords, castles, horses, dirt roads, and politics steeped in steel. But something is very wrong. Here, women rule everything. Kings are Queens. Generals are Matriarchs. Knights ride in plate armor with long hair braided in the colors of their house. Men? They are property. Spoils of war. Breeders. Pets. Playthings. Rarely educated, often silenced. Their worth lies between their legs, not between their ears. Worse still: the body Lucien now occupies belongs to a rebel, a once-prized consort of a Duchess who betrayed the crown and paid the price. He should be dead. Instead, Lucien wakes up with a second chance — and in a world stacked entirely against him. Armed with only his genius, his virgin awkwardness,combat experience of his new body and a deep knowledge of human behavior, Lucien must navigate a world where a smile from the wrong woman can be lethal... and a clever lie can buy him power. He'll play the fool, whisper poison in powerful ears, seduce with strategy instead of strength, and build a following of dangerous women who believe they control him. They don’t. They’re playing checkers. Lucien is playing goddamn 5D chess.

Good Looks: More handsome than gods. OP Skill: Perfect Copy. PP Size: Massive. Wealth: Abundant. Mission: Defeat the Demon Queen. Henry was your normal, handsome high school student; he never got in fights or trouble as he was too busy focusing on girls. Unfortunately, his life was cut short when he got in trouble with Mafias, who ended his life. Henry was given a second chance at life in a new world by a goddess–the goddess of lust under one condition, defeating the Demon Queen. In the new world, magic wasn't a myth as all humans had Mana flowing in them and different power systems, but something was different in this world: the females were stronger than the males, and 90% of the world's population were females. In this world of swords and magic ruled by females, Henry was determined to reach the top alongside all the beauties he could gather but that was easier said than done as he had to fight his way to the top, but no female could defeat his lust system. Additional tags: Smut - Weak to strong - Magic - Action - Beasts - Monster girls - Elves - Demon girls - dragon girls - No NTR - No Yuri - Handsome male lead. A/N English isn't my first language, so use the paragraph comment in case you spot any grammatical errors. Also, lots of lemon, I haven't written all of it, but I know there's going to be a lot. 200 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. 300 power stones for 2 bonus chapters. 400 power stones for 3 bonus chapters. Check out my other book: Lust system: Monster Girl Harem

A new law has been passed as part of the nation's measures to address the low birthrate. Rude women become livestock. Rebellious women become livestock. Women who commit crimes become livestock. In a world where common sense has been distorted, this is the story of women whose human rights have been erased.

They always say that snowflakes are beautiful and they are magical as well, but never once did Heath ever thought of believing and proving that practically and not only theoretically......... @alishawalker2022

Ezra’s life ended with a mobster’s bullet, forty grand clutched in his sweaty palms on a gritty Earth dock. But death was just the beginning. His soul transmigrated into a baby boy in a steamy, matriarchal world, he’s now eighteen and navigating a society where voluptuous women wield superhuman powers and men are mere playthings, weakened by radiation and the deadly Fade a condition sparking violent madness. With his sharp wit and rebellious streak, Ezra refuses to be another docile male. —— Author Note: For some, this novel might start slow, but hang in there, it gets good, I promise.

Cameron Lilith Edwards aka Camie has always been the girl whispered about in the shadowed hallways of Legacy International Academy. To her classmates, she is the descendant of an ancient Aswang bloodline, a practitioner of forbidden magic, and the source of ominous curses that haunt the town. For Camie, these are nothing but cruel and vicious rumors-ones that have poisoned her family's name for generations. Determined to clear her family's reputation and prove the skeptics wrong, Camie forms the 'Misteryo at Hiwaga -a Horror Mystery Club,' a ragtag group of brave souls dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the school's seven hidden mysteries. But not all secrets are meant to be unraveled, and Camie's journey takes a chilling turn when she stumbles upon an ancient curse tying her destiny to the silver-haired stranger who once saved her life. Together, they must navigate a maze of supernatural peril, fight back against malevolent forces, and untangle the threads of love and fate. As Camie edges closer to the truth, she discovers that some mysteries may be better left buried-and that redemption often comes at a harrowing cost. **This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and events are fictitious, unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead or actual events is purely coincidental. All Rights Reserved. No part of this story may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, without the prior permission of the authors. Plagiarism is a crime.** Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish, a blend of Tagalog and English.

I’m Akane Kirisaki—18, broke, and pretending to be 22 so I can work at Shizuoka’s most notorious host club. By day, I’m your average high school student barely scraping by. By night? I’m a smooth-talking “host” serving drinks, fake smiles, and a dangerous amount of charm to lonely onee-sans twice my age. My job’s simple: flirt, entertain, and survive without getting caught by my school… or my mom. But when two ridiculously gorgeous and powerful women—Ayase and Mitsuki—start clinging to me like I’m the last boy on Earth, things get way more complicated than I signed up for. Money, secrets, seduction, and drama? Welcome to Shizuoka's Host Club for Frustrated Adult Women!

Genre: Dark Fantasy, Supernatural, Comedy, Psychological, Adventure Main Themes: Life, Death, Bureaucracy, Morality, Identity, Rebirth

Reborn in a World of Women? Marcus Bellweather died pathetically—stabbed over forty dollars by a convenience store robber. But death was just the beginning. Reborn as the sole heir to the most powerful duchess in a matriarchal world where women wield all magical and political power, Marcus should be living every man's fantasy. Gorgeous sisters who dote on him, immortal academy instructors offering personal tutoring, an empress requesting private meetings, princesses flooding him with marriage proposals—paradise served on a silver platter. There's just one catch: men in this world are expected to be submissive pets, beautiful ornaments for powerful women to collect and control. Marcus has seen enough anime to know how this story ends, and he's not playing that role. Why be a caged bird when you can own the entire aviary? His awakening ceremony triggers two life-changing events: an Incubus System that grows stronger through intimate conquest and strategic bonding, allowing him to copy magical abilities from partners while creating unbreakable loyalty through pleasure. The second? A vengeful dead god demanding he destroy this paradise out of spite. The choice is simple—ignore the bitter deity's tantrums and focus on the real prize. Armed with supernatural charm, reality-breaking magic, and the strategic mind of someone who understands power dynamics, Marcus begins his transformation from zero to the epitome of everything any woman could desire. Systematically converting every potential threat into a devoted ally—from family members discovering new depths of submission, to untouchable immortals abandoning millennia of chastity, to scheming duchesses becoming willing servants to his desires. But this world holds deeper mysteries than anyone suspects, and Marcus's refusal to play by established rules will either reshape paradise completely—or bring divine consequences that threaten everything he's building. Heavy romance with explicit encounters, strategic harem building through genuine connection, academy intrigue with immortal beauties, and political manipulation as one man's lustful journey proves that sometimes the best way to save paradise is to conquer it completely—while becoming the ultimate male fantasy that no woman can resist.

In a world dominated by women. Filled with dungeons, Rifts, monsters, and only female hunters. Kael, after the incident in his childhood, lived with his aunt and her three daughters, two of whom seemed to hate him for some reason. A man whose life was supposed to be normal, like every other man's, as 99.7% of men didn't awaken a talent in their lifetime, and those who awakened could only awaken an F-rank talent. Unqualified to become a hunter. That was the fate of men in this world, along with the other things a matriarchal society had to offer them, filled with female hunters full of pride. He was not different—he also awakened an F-rank talent. [Talent: Echo(F)] But his talent was like no other. He could copy other talents by meeting a condition while only at the same rank as his own talent, but not only that—he could combine talents to get higher-ranked talents. The only person on the planet whose strength was not bound by which ranked talent you awakened and could hold multiple talents at the same time. The First man to ever become a hunter. _______ Additional Tags: #No NTR, #No Yuri. It is a slow-paced, detailed novel with characters who feel real; keep that in mind.

Dominic Wolfe, a ruthless billionaire CEO with a tormentted history, has one mantra: never mix business and pleasure. Until the day he meets Selene-his breathtaking, brilliant intern. She's half his age, out of bounds, and entirely off-limits. And yet, her very presence lures him into a game of lust, secrets and atonement. He's a man who's used to being in command. She's a woman who resists. In boardroom politics, salacious scandals, and raw emotion, love is not a luxury but a war.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

In the past, people called the Deliveries crazy and treated them like outcasts. They were often dismissed as people lost in their own fantasies. But then everything changed when the world started falling apart, and everything was chaos. The Deliveries turned out to be something far more serious than anyone thought. They weren't just imagining things; they had an incredible power flowing through them. Alone, they were already strong, but when they came together, they posed a real threat to what civilization we had left. Amidst all the chaos and despair, a small group of people decided they weren't ready to give up. They started to form a kind of resistance, a glimmer of hope shining through the dark times. But we all know that hope can be fleeting, like a candle flickering in the wind. Now, the future of our world hangs in the balance, resting on the last people anyone would expect to team up. There's this hero, who isn’t quite sure about her own abilities—she’s powerful but doesn't fully get it yet. And she has to ally with the very forces that led to this widespread destruction. As they try to find common ground, tensions rise. Friends may turn against each other, and the atmosphere is thick with mistrust. There’s a pressing question that everyone is thinking: can the same people responsible for so much pain turn things around? Will they be able to help restore hope, or is there a risk that doing so could lead to even worse betrayals?

Due to the recent Novelpia purge, this work will be on hiatus for some time. Don't worry, though, I'll be coming back with a massive mass release. *** There are heroes in this world. Unlike us lowly people, they are humans who were chosen by the absolutes. And I am a human who steals the women of such protagonists. *** For advance chapters visit my Patreon. Link: patreon.com/aarvan

For Aarav, life is a blur of monotony—endless days at his desk, chasing a theory that may be nothing more than a wild guess. But everything changes when an infection, one that’s been silently spreading, erupts into chaos. The newsroom becomes ground zero as the outbreak tears through the city, forcing Aarav and his colleague to flee for their lives. Trapped in a building now overrun with the infected, left with no escape and no certainty. The clock is ticking, and the horrors outside threaten to consume him at every turn. Will he survive long enough to find a way out, or will the relentless spread of the infection be the end of him?

A Blind Old Man who Runs a Small Caffé

He's a global superstar, a living icon. I've been crushing on him since I was 18. Now, I'm 30, freshly divorced, and battling for custody of my child in court. But this can't be real—how could it be? Why is he, the man I've dreamed of for over a decade, asking me to be his girlfriend on live television... at the Super Bowl?

Going against the corrupted world, the General had succeeded in what he’d set out to do. With every enemy beaten, all obstacles cleared, and his soul drenched in blood, he stared at the blue sky and sighed. He regretted it all. Everything. It wasn’t worth it. He wasn’t happy. Staring at the corpses of everyone he’d killed in the recent battle. He only felt deathly emptiness. Why did I kill them… I could’ve just let some live… He thought he was tired before the battle, but now he was truly drained. None of it meant anything. It was over though. The war over. The battle finished. And his time was done. If he had tried as hard as he could in the earlier battle, maybe he could’ve survived this, if he decided to, maybe he could stay alive. But it was too late. There was no point. He had done it before. He’s survived against all odds and even against greater things, he’s powered through it all. But no. It wasn’t worth it. He was better off dead. So he allowed it. And it was over. The fool was dead, but someone nameless into another world would not be. Authors Note: Not a wish fulfillment story. I just wanna make something half decent at this point.

Andy Collins, a 27-year-old office worker from New York and a notorious womanizer, is inexplicably transported to a medieval fantasy world where non-magical men are enslaved. Captured by hunters, Andy is forced into a brothel that exclusively serves women, where he is made to perform sex acts. What initially excites him as a chance to continue his lustful lifestyle quickly turns to horror as he faces the brutal reality of his new existence. This is a wild, unhinged tale like no other, where a man is thrust into an existential battle, torn between forbidden pleasures and the grim truth of his new life. [Additional Tags] Ahegao - Anal - Anal Intercourse - BBW - BDSM - Big Ass - Big Breasts - Blowjob - Bride - Chastity Belt - Creampie - Cunnilingus - Domination Loss - Femdom - Foursome - Gilf - Hardcore - Huge Breasts - Incest - Lingerie - Milf - Reverse Rape - Squirting - Stockings - Threesome - Unusual Pupils - Young & Mature

A boy named Tanner is going on a camping trip with his family but one thing always leads to another.