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When Nathan wakes up, he isn't himself anymore—he's now Professor William Clarke, the only male in the world's most prestigious women’s university. With no way back, he must embrace his new identity, navigate the delicate balance between authority and temptation, and uncover the hidden secrets of the real Professor Clarke. But as he delves deeper into his new life, he starts to wonder... Was this really an accident?

Jason Adams died forty years after the world changed. He didn't awaken powers but survived while crawling in the mud, hiding from monsters and awakeners alike—those who don't have power become the slaves of those who do have powers. But at the end of his life, he was blessed with a do-over, able to go back in time five years before the world changed to build a harem that would be fanatically loyal to him—the Fluid system- binding women to him in return for making them Awaken and become stronger. Be warned, it's an R-18 smut harem with a lot of lemons. (Taboo.) This is a re-upload, as someone thought my first go-around was too spicy. So it will take me some time to unspicify it some for the weak masses.

What would you do if you slept at night and woke up the next night? ...because dawn never came. Yvonne, with a vivid memory of the day before dusk can recount a very usual and beautiful day. But she can't say the same for the next day, because it never came. Stuck in an endless night, she must learn and survive along with others. But none of it is possible without Harry, the stubborn son of their next door neighbour and the one who will eventually climb the tiers of the dark realm of Aemot. Aemot, dusk of men and dawn of the etherworld. A mythical mystery among men, amongst whom the few of them hold almost no tangible knowledge of... Hop on deck with the crew as they strive to gain footholds and survive an inevitable storm of darkness...

A chapter a day is a journey into the lives of different characters in different worlds. Their stories Interlace to form a storyline with dimensions and depth to it. Each character is not a minority and it relevance can not be down played. Every chapter represent a main character with it's own terms and personality, thereby taking you to a different world in each chapter.

Good Looks: More handsome than gods. OP Skill: Perfect Copy. PP Size: Massive. Wealth: Abundant. Mission: Defeat the Demon Queen. Henry was your normal, handsome high school student; he never got in fights or trouble as he was too busy focusing on girls. Unfortunately, his life was cut short when he got in trouble with Mafias, who ended his life. Henry was given a second chance at life in a new world by a goddess–the goddess of lust under one condition, defeating the Demon Queen. In the new world, magic wasn't a myth as all humans had Mana flowing in them and different power systems, but something was different in this world: the females were stronger than the males, and 90% of the world's population were females. In this world of swords and magic ruled by females, Henry was determined to reach the top alongside all the beauties he could gather but that was easier said than done as he had to fight his way to the top, but no female could defeat his lust system. Additional tags: Smut - Weak to strong - Magic - Action - Beasts - Monster girls - Elves - Demon girls - dragon girls - No NTR - No Yuri - Handsome male lead. A/N English isn't my first language, so use the paragraph comment in case you spot any grammatical errors. Also, lots of lemon, I haven't written all of it, but I know there's going to be a lot. 200 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. 300 power stones for 2 bonus chapters. 400 power stones for 3 bonus chapters. Check out my other book: Lust system: Monster Girl Harem

Andy Collins, a 27-year-old office worker from New York and a notorious womanizer, is inexplicably transported to a medieval fantasy world where non-magical men are enslaved. Captured by hunters, Andy is forced into a brothel that exclusively serves women, where he is made to perform sex acts. What initially excites him as a chance to continue his lustful lifestyle quickly turns to horror as he faces the brutal reality of his new existence. This is a wild, unhinged tale like no other, where a man is thrust into an existential battle, torn between forbidden pleasures and the grim truth of his new life.

There are heroes in this world. Unlike us lowly people, they are humans who were chosen by the absolutes. And I am a human who steals the women of such protagonists. *** For advance chapters visit my Patreon. Link: patreon.com/aarvan

【WARNING -SEX SCENES- R18+ CONTENT】 Jack Smith was born into the Smith family, one of the "Big Four" that control California's upper society and one of the state's most prominent and affluent families. Jack was supposed to take on the role of success since he was the direct heir to the family. However, he never received any love from his grandfather, William Smith, the strong patriarch. William appeared to view Jack as a letdown from a young age; in fact, he even asked Jack's mother, Amelia Wilson, to leave the family home with her kids.... One night Jack Smith had a wet dream and accidentally ejaculated on the antique lotus jade pendant, and his supernatural power was activated from then on. He could no longer control his desire for women, especially mature women... So he started his journey to hunt MILFs. He will get every women he likes by hook or by crook. 【 Disclaimer: There could be mistakes in the chapters, when one has to write 10K a day, the chances of things being left out are pretty obvious. So, if you understand what that sentence means, just ignore the minor mistakes, but if you want to point out grammatical mistakes, please do so. I will correct them as soon as possible.】 【 Additional Tags: Harem, DUAL CULTIVATION + MILF + URBAN + INCEST + Mother-Daughter + R18 】 【 20 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter 】 【 1 Golden Tickets = 1 Bonus Chapters 】 【 Magic Castle = 25 Bonus Chapters [Release within next 30 days] 】

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace. 12/22/24 I've had some technical and creative difficulties writing for the past few days. But I assure you, as long as people keep reading this and I don't get too many bad reviews, I will keep writing this.

A random story which doesn't really follow one specific plot, might also not follow a time frame but I don't know, each chapter is a different day (for the most part) Chapter Length will be around 100-200 words, ideally around 150, I will try to upload content daily, if not, I will try to catch up to the chapter count of the supposed number of days If there is any questions suggestions for the novels content please put it in the end of vol chapters I kind of forgot what else I wanted to add to the synopsis, sooo uhhhhhh, comment a suggestion with what to replace this section with??

“Look, I don’t need to be the strongest — I just need to be slightly stronger than the guy trying to kill me.” --- Zayn Eldrake was nothing more than a nameless extra in the grand tale of summoned heroes — a disposable swordsman in the legendary Hero of Light’s party, fated to die in an early battle against the monsters of the Apocalypse. But when he awakens in this doomed body with memories of his past life, he refuses to meet the same pathetic end. He knows the story. He knows the heroes. He knows their strengths, their weaknesses… and most importantly, their women. With the power of [Devourer’s Pact], Zayn can consume the abilities of those he defeats, transforming himself into something far greater than a mere extra. Strength, magic, divine blessings — everything in this world is his for the taking. And if fate itself stands in his way? He’ll devour that too.

In a small town filled with secrets, an unexpected connection awakens forbidden desires. Aunt suzy, with her youthful beauty and innocent charm, turns heads wherever she goes. She's past 30 but radiates the allure of a shy, timeless girl—captivating everyone, including the one who never thought it would be mutual. When unspoken emotions collide, "That Day" becomes a tale of passion, temptation, and a love that defies the ordinary. Dive into this steamy and heartfelt story where boundaries blur and feelings ignite.

Haisley is a woman who is held as collateral by her father and brother to pay their debts to a mafia gambling house owner. Lucas Abraham, the man, accepts Haisley as collateral and makes her his sex partner. There is no love present, especially in Lucas, as his heart has long since died with his lover. But what happens when Haisley is kidnapped by his business partner? Does Lucas not care and let Haisley be killed by his enemy, or will Lucas help Haisley when he realizes he doesn't like anyone hurting Haisley except himself?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

That night, Aegis Squad infiltrated an abandoned laboratory complex to capture a mutated zombie alive for research. The air reeked of rusted metal and decay. "Make sure the trap is ready," whispered Major Pan Colman. Lila nodded, checking her device. "Ready, just waiting for the bait." Hart, tracking zombie movement, looked uneasy. "They’re smarter than we thought. We must move fast." From the shadows, a massive mutated zombie with armor-like skin emerged. "Wait for it to step into the trap," Pan whispered. As the creature moved forward, Lila activated the device. Steel clamps trapped it, sending high-voltage shocks that made it thrash violently. Before they could celebrate, Hart panicked. "Major, something big is moving behind us!" From the ruins, a giant zombie with protruding bones emerged, smashing through a wall with unnatural speed. "We need to move, now!" Pan ordered. The squad hauled the trapped zombie into their containment truck, escaping as the complex collapsed behind them. Inside the vehicle, Dr. Alaric muttered, "This isn't normal mutation. The virus is evolving too fast." Hart nodded. "It’s as if someone designed them. But who? And why?" Suddenly, a loud metallic thud echoed from the roof. "What was that?" Lila asked, weapon raised. Hart checked his tablet. "Something's on top of us! But it wasn’t detected before!" Pan signaled. "Rico, stop the vehicle. Lila and I will check." They stepped out and looked up. A tall, gaunt creature with razor-sharp claws clung to the roof, staring at them with soulless black eyes. "What the hell is that?" Lila whispered. The creature lunged with blinding speed. Pan and Lila dodged, but their bullets had no effect. "Get back inside! Now!" Pan commanded. They sprinted back, Rico hitting the gas. Hart read his tablet. "This thing… it's like a predator. Faster, stronger." Dr. Alaric whispered, "If this was made by Dominion, we’re dealing with a far deadlier bioweapon than I imagined." The creature pursued them, closing the distance. Lila and Pan fired, but it dodged effortlessly. In one leap, it grabbed the steel trap containing the mutated zombie. "It’s trying to take the zombie!" Lila yelled. Pan hurled a smoke grenade, forcing the creature to retreat. The vehicle sped away. Inside, tension remained thick. "We can't keep running," Pan stated. "We need to fight back. And we need to find out what Dominion of Varex has really done."

my ordinary day

Sophia Alyssa Rose was raped by a young man who was coming from a wealthy family. Yeah, Sophia was raped in the dark, so she wasn't able to recognize the man who raped her at the age of 18, and that was what she told her big sister called Amelia, when she asked her at the hospital. Sophia had become worried ever since she was raped, from the day her best friend invited her to a friend's birthday party a week ago. Nobody knew Sophia was pregnant before she started feeling it 6 months later. 9 months later, Sophia gave birth to a pretty little girl, but the bad news was that Sophia died on the hospital bed. The next minute, she gave birth to Ava Alyssa Rose, who was named by her stepmother, Amelia Wilson. Ava was named after her late mother, Sophia Alyssa Rose. Ava had been living with her stepmother ever since her mother died. Amelia Wilson and her husband, Mr. Jeffrey Wilson got married years ago but had no child, so they took Ava as their only daughter. The doctor's report says that both of them can never give birth unless they break up, but because they really love each other, they never wanted to break up, as the doctor's report states to them years ago. Years later, nobody knows what came to Mr. Jeffrey, but it happened that, Mr. Jeffrey raped Ava when she was 18, just like her late mother, Sophia Alyssa Rose. Immediately Ava was raped, Amelia Wilson told Ava everything about her late mother's sad story. Ava's mother was raped by an unknown man, and she was also raped by her stepmother's husband. "Ava's Wedding Day". Just follow up for more episode and you will love reading this new novel by the young writer, Black Lefah. Thank you and much love to all my readers.

Aria's marriage was like a lightning, passed even before she could react. Forcefully pushed into a marriage in the name of an old promise, she gets married to a guy who's 10 years older than her. It's not like she had a boyfriend to break up with and feel sad about. However, she wasn't about to sit still like a doll everyone expected her to, instead, she'd be the one to do everything in her power to force the groom out of marriage. She'd be waiting for the day of their Divorce.

Does anyone expect to see DEATH on their birthday? No. She neither. But she saw. And not just one or two but the death of her entire family. She like anyone else also wanted to enjoy that special day when she was supposed to be the happiest. Her Birthday. But it turned out to be one of the saddest and most painful days of her life. Then what? She was supposed to feel devastated and have a trauma that would take ages to get used to right? But alas! The poor child did not even have time to grieve. Another tragedy hit her. After losing her family she was only left with her best buddy. But as luck would have it she also lost her in the most cruel way possible. A second trauma scarred the life of the tiny child who had just reached the age to understand the world. But that was still not the end. It looked like she was in the middle of a tragic ocean where wave after wave of miserable experiences crashed into her one after another. On top of that, she seemed to be some kind of evil force that sucked the life out of everyone who showed her kindness. Thus at the age of five, she learnt her lesson to be independent in the harshest ways possible from Life. But those experiences made the once helpless and weak girl, the strong, independent and powerful woman she is today, Olivia Basu. Since then she kept all her actions in control until that one encounter at VN High School during her mission as an undercover student named Ankita Dey. ______________ This story consists of several side couples some of whom belong to the LGBTQ+ community. This is a slow burn. Contains mature content. THE COVER PHOTO IS FROM PINTEREST

When Seo Joo-won, a fresh-faced intern, steps into the sleek world of Hanlim Corporation, he never expects to catch the eye of Kim Joon-ho, the enigmatic CEO known for his cold demeanor and sharp wit. As professional boundaries blur and forbidden desires ignite, Joo-won must navigate a dangerous game of power, passion, and secrecy where one wrong move could cost him everything.

Xander’s life is going great until the witch who raised him, Bluebie, falls ill. There’s only one way to save her- gain the trust and prove he’s worthy to the fae. However, the fae are known for trusting no one and tricking more. Their kingdom is also extremely far away from Xander’s cabin. And though he plans to marry a girl from the nearby village, the faerie boy he travels with becomes more and more intriguing...

[please support with gold ticket and gifts, In a world where magic and internal energy coexist with monsters and demons, Veer, an 18-year-old boy from Earth, finds himself transported to a new dimension after a mysterious experiment gone wrong. Presented with a life-altering choice by a divine being, Veer opts to embark on a thrilling journey in this unfamiliar realm. Now inhabiting the body of a young boy, Veer discovers his extraordinary ability to control both mana and internal energy. As he navigates his way through this world devoid of gods, demons, monsters, and dragons, Veer realizes he possesses unparalleled power and potential. This is a tale of Veer's exploration of a world brimming with magic, cultivation, and supernatural phenomena. With his newfound abilities, Veer strives to unravel the mysteries of his existence, uncover his true destiny, and face the challenges that lie ahead. Along the way, he will encounter friends and foes, navigate political intrigues, and confront formidable adversaries in his quest for self-discovery and triumph. Join Veer on an exhilarating adventure filled with thrilling battles, personal growth, and unexpected twists. Will Veer harness his unique gifts to become a legendary figure in this world? Will he uncover the truth behind his arrival and the secrets that bind the realms together? Embark on this epic journey as Veer navigates the realms of magic, monsters, and cultivation, forging his own path and shaping the fate of the world itself.

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