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Dangerous Omega Series #1 After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise. Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra. He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm. However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng. In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband. Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well. There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body. Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one. Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the drama. Let Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city. Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man! Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk. #omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding

"Football isn't just a game"—it's life. For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows. But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigrant and a British mother, David navigates the pressures of cultural expectations, the weight of his own ambitions, and the scrutiny of a sport that demands perfection. Passion drives him forward, but his temper holds him back. Can he channel his emotions and prove himself worthy of being football's next big star? David Jones: The Next big thing is a gripping coming-of-age story about resilience, identity, and the unrelenting pursuit of dreams. Disclaimer: This work is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All trademarks, brand names, and other proprietary rights mentioned or depicted are the property of their respective owners and are used for illustrative purposes only. This work is not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or individual mentioned. All rights reserved to their respective owners.

Jane Walker was in the middle of a streak of bad luck. His cat scratched him, his second attempt to awakening failed, and even his girlfriend dumped him. And when he thought his luck could not turn worse, the bus he was in was swallowed by a spatial singularity, a [Dungeon]. But in the middle of struggling for his life, and when Jane thought it was his end, something unexpected happened. Together with the appearance of a self-proclaimed Immortal, his body received strength, mana, and skills. But soon, Jane noticed something strange. His skills… were a bit different than normal. ... This novel contains R-Rated content. You have been warned...

In a quiet world, Adam lived his life peacefully but it all changed when he woke up in an hospital bed with the ability..... Creation Of All Things Armed with this Overpowered ability, watch how Adam would uncover the truth of his world and beyond..

“Call me wicked call me mad call me crazy but I don’t mind, you’re mine and I am not leaving you for anyone you just belong to me!! why do you look so frightened? don’t you know love is a beautiful thing? why can’t you accept the love I have for you? I know I am crazy but hush!!!! love I will love you like never known before”

this story is about a zombie outbreak and having to deal with the loss of friends and family, making new friends despite the situation and adapting to the new ways and finding love

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

Two wealthy families have come together to unite their offspring, whom they consider incongruent, through marriage, in the belief that it will lead them to a more compatible path. The children, unaware of their parents' plan, find themselves at odds; the supposed husband, Malayika, uncomfortable, chooses to spend time with his friend as usual, ignoring his new spouse. The woman, for her part, wants to change the situation so that they can get to know each other and try to establish a closer relationship. Kelsey ColdGuard was born into an elite family. She has spent her life juggling the unconditional love of her father and brothers and the cruel rejection of her mother. Forced to choose a match for an arranged marriage, she turned to Malayika Lockes, a boy she'd only met once but vividly remembered. However, Malayika, ensnared by the manipulations of his abusive mother and the intrigues of a jealous childhood friend, sees the engagement as a trap. As the two young adults are drawn into an arranged marriage they didn't entirely choose, family secrets, past traumas, and societal pressures complicate their path to love. In a world that rejects people like Kelsey, who are considered "freaks" but bearers of a forgotten divine heritage, the couple must find the strength to face their fears and wounds in order to free themselves from overwhelming expectations and reinvent their destiny.

When two contradicting forces converge, is it chaos or harmony? Is it fate or a flash of the unanticipated? And as the line blur we must ask: Is it real or just a figment of our adventurous minds? *** The world is closing in on Malia Baker. An all-time best selling author. She either writes, or she risks losing the contract that promises the peak of her career. Now just a step away. Plagued by the crushing weight of expectations, Malia falls into a cycle of writer’s block. leaving her drenched by endless emotional avalanche where nothing makes sense and everything feels flat. Desperate to rechristen herself and break free from the torturing paralysis, Malia falls asleep after a creatively draining day. But only to find herself in the mind of a killer, fueled with an insatiable thirst for revenge against his family. Davies Moore, tortured and betrayed by his family, has one clear goal: To watch the family tree go up in flames. but more than anything, to be the one lighting the match. He would stop at nothing to erase the Hernandez name from existence. But soon, A growing thorn keeps him torn between vengeance and desire when he meets Grace walker. A woman whose sudden appearance in his life throws it wildly off balance. *** The line between the author and character goes thin, and within that blur is a question hanging in the air: ‘Who are you really, Davies Moore?’

A true master of governance reaches a realm where they can handle heavy responsibilities with ease, turn stones into gold, and achieve near-miraculous results. With a keen eye on the world, such an official is like a god in their field. Xia Xiang has been reborn. Standing at the crossroads of his university graduation, he reflects on the missed opportunities of his past life and resolves to seize every chance in this new one. This time, he will chart his own path, starting as a secretary to the county party secretary. With extraordinary wisdom and unwavering determination, Xia Xiang rises through the ranks of the political system. He not only navigates the complex web of power struggles with ease but also turns crises into opportunities, transforming challenges into stepping stones. Every step he takes is marked by intelligence and courage, and every decision he makes is precise and well-calculated. In a world filled with both opportunities and challenges, Xia Xiang must face pressures and tests from all sides while finding a balance between morality and self-interest. He proves that a true master of governance is not just a symbol of power, but also an embodiment of wisdom and justice. Follow Xia Xiang's journey as he rises to legendary heights in the political arena, and witness how he ascends to the pinnacle, becoming a figure revered by all.

"In an unexpected turn of events, all the third-year students were put into an unusual internship program as game testers. While the scenario may seem mundane to some, the twist lies in the fact that they are clearly from different majors such as marketing, hotel accommodation, culinary arts, and woodcarving. While these students were offered an experience that would have been unimaginable, discontent arose in the third grade. The upcoming national exam, which is the final battleground for class supremacy, further sharpens the stakes. During this weird internship, will their academic rivalry remain, or will the rivalry that forms at school turn their internship into an unexpected major conflict?" (Updated Every Weekend)

I...didn't ask for this..but God gave me this power , the power to become animals as I ate them and the ability to change my genes and this Weird sound in my mind , I thought this power to be a curse but I didn't realize it was the coolest ability to possess in a normal day to day life where fight don't go , police don't fine for speed and wars are very rare to happen . This world was starting to become boring until I discovered this power and discovered I found a new found peace with living creatures. But that peace of mine will change. soon.... (WARNING: NOT FOR VEGETARIANS OR RELIGIOUS THING WHICH INCLUDE VEGANISM AND VEGETARIANISM. (IM NOT EVIL , THANKS!)

Sixteen-year-old Kane Reeds was an outcast in Tokyo due to his unusual looks and love for fighting. His life was abruptly uprooted to the remote town of Takayama after his father lost his high-paying job. However, his father's seemingly normal job held a deadly secret—one that ultimately claims Kane's life when danger comes for his family. Instead of death being the end, Kane is brought into an ancient, mysterious realm filled with forgotten magic and unearthly dangers. Reincarnated with memories of his past and gifted with a power capable of shaping entire worlds, Kane must navigate this perilous new existence while uncovering the secrets of his rebirth. Drawn into a shadowy conflict in this otherworldly land, Kane finds himself facing dangerous enemies and forging unexpected alliances. To protect what matters most to him, he must master his newfound abilities and confront the forces threatening both his past and his future. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/625355/fictions

A collection of short stories taken from the depths of my subconscious. Take a dive with me and experience the oddities of what lies beyond.

All is arranged and set. Just for the Blue Moon to take place whereby the chosen princess decides the fate of her people. What happens when an arrangement made thousands of years ago put Alicia in a position where she has to choose between her present loving but fictional world and her real family of weird ancient beings? Will she succumb to the pressure of marrying Denon, a mystic creature who is the only hope of saving her real world and enduring all or will she prefer to live the life which she had known since her childhood as hers?..... "I will never marry a beast for the sake of people I don't even know", I screamed at the Ilurians who were sent to take me.

When in doubt, search for the past… where all secrets hide. He is a man known by many names. Born a Crown Prince, his birth name was known by all the kingdom and, after his death, it became known by the entire world as the tale of the Lost King — the beautiful and kind prince said to have disappeared into the Northern fog and to only return to his people in their time of most need. Such whispers spread like ashes through the kingdoms, ushered by the winds of the North, crossing seas to bring faith to unknown people. Living as the Slayer, his name became the whispers of those frightened, spoken in both prayer and consternation for fear that his arrival might not only not bring peace to the dead, nor keep the living from death. Dying as a God, his name became the word no one would dare to speak, for with his death, the evil slithered away, not killed or banished, but satisfied for long enough to leave the world to enjoy some semblance of peace, leaving his absence an emptiness the skies felt, but no one defied. Born Raiden Thorden. Lived Steel Kairo. Died Thor Odinson. The human boy fated to be a God. The most powerful God sacrificed in the most human of ways. The only remaining question is what name the Seid will give him, now. Faced with the end of all things, if his death is the sacrifice needed for the survival of the world he spent his entire existence protecting, isn’t it worth it? After all, his ending began centuries before… And when comes the thawing, after all the secrets have melted away, what remains shall be the truth. (Norse mythology and Viking inspired)

Takashi, a bright and talented Japanese high school student, was admired for his academic prowess, consistently excelling in mock exams. But on the day of his exam results, his seemingly perfect life shattered. He discovered that his girlfriend, Sakura, was a gold-digger secretly dating three other men. Furious and betrayed, Takashi exposed her schemes to the others. Enraged by the loss of her "money source," Sakura tried to take his life. At the very moment of her attack, Takashi was mysteriously teleported to another world, landing in an unfamiliar forest. Disoriented and alone, he quickly realized he was far from home. As he struggled to adapt, a strange window appeared before him, offering the chance to take revenge on Sakura. Dismissing it as irrelevant in this strange new reality, Takashi focused on survival—until he was attacked by a powerful beast. In the midst of his desperation, the system reappeared with an unusual proposition: it would grant him incredible power—but at a cost. To activate the system’s full potential, Takashi had to form a unique bond with a mature woman, a MILF. Reluctant but faced with no other options, Takashi agreed, setting the stage for an extraordinary journey. Now armed with the enigmatic "Wield System," Takashi ventures into an unknown world filled with peril, unexpected allies, and the promise of revenge. Will he harness the system’s power, overcome his challenges, and carve out a new destiny for himself?

A mass of chaos. That's what he was. A thing. Or at least, that's what he used to be... "What will you name him, your highness?" She smiled down at her baby, "I'll name you Aridam.." He never really had a name before.. And if you think about it, excluding the doctor that helped delivering him, she was the first living being he ever saw.. Roaming in nothingness for millions of years as a thing.. That was the life he has ever known. But somehow, he got reincarnated in the body of a newborn baby.. I guess he's a royal child now.. In a world filled with magic and celestial beings. Chaos never wanted loneliness again.. So the first thought that came to his mind once he opened his eyes.. Conquering this world.

Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

Join the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events. -------------------------------------- Author: Roufail Editors: Leo & Tempert Oliver: Oliver

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Alex always had a repressed desire, he couldn't show it to anyone, until he heard a voice. [Starting the Wish system] From that moment on, his happiness began. This work contains heavy elements such as Netorase (NTR), Cuckolding and some others that may be unpleasant for certain people. You have been warned, proceed at your own.

In a world where dungeons, gates, and towers dominate the land, unleashing monsters that threaten humanity, ordinary people awaken as Hunters to combat these horrors. Julie, an orphan struggling to provide for her twin sisters through countless jobs, finds her life forever changed when she awakens as a Hunter. While joy fills her heart at the chance for a better future, frustration soon follows when she discovers the strange and weird system tied to her awakening. Determined to rise above her circumstances, Julie embarks on a relentless Hunter's journey, ready to defy all odds and transform her sisters' lives for the better. [ WARNING:Mature and adult content ] futanari_yuri_harem

The words that I'm about to say are not in English so please you can translate if you want " Nimic și nimeni nu ne stă în calea de ne-am urma visurile, și chiar și așa Viața ne lovește când te aștepți ce-l mai puțin " by Irine

it all came down on her eighteenth birthday, that was the day he made his first move, not that he really liked her, no matter howuch he tried to wrap his head around it, he knew the truth he was not inlove with her it was all just lust from the very beginning. how would you feel if you were to find out that you childhood best friend was secretly sleeping with your own sister. despite all the promises he made to you to stay clear from her. now she was pregnant, sure they could hide sleeping together, but pregnancy was one thing one can never hide. you were my best friend Nick! what the fuck did you do". Ethan the son of Allen Mickelson, the owner of the largest airport in the city and also an elder brother to Rossi Mickelson his sister, was at loss as he found out that his sister was three months pregnant and that was not the shocking part, they baby just had to be for Nick Anderson his best friend who happens to be engaged to his life long crush. " fine Rossi, you think he loves you right? then am sure by now he has heard of your accident, and also today is his wedding with Amelia, let's wait and see which one is more important, Ethan said, with a cold and disgusted look on his face. but deep down he couldn't help but pity his sister, one can never know the heart of a man.