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WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

Life is stressful. Oriental mystery jokes to de-stress.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants. Going to be a novel exclusive to webnovel. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! What would you like to see more of from this webnovel ? Deeper female interactions, lewd jokes, or awkward, cringey moments? Or maybe more random references to other media? Let me know! TY!!

La posible desicion que cambie mi mundo como lo conzoco, Muero yo o muere mis pabres junto a mi nacion, llorar en tiempos de guerra es un climen solo me queda esperar que mis manos no tengan mas sangre en mi siguiente mision. @thebadoman

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace. 12/22/24 I've had some technical and creative difficulties writing for the past few days. But I assure you, as long as people keep reading this and I don't get too many bad reviews, I will keep writing this.

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¿Sufrir por un destino sellado? ¿Acaso la voluntad de un ser vivo es nula delante de semejante escritura? ¡No! ¡Definitivamente no es así! Yo seguiré solo por ti, mi Diosa, pero de ahora en adelante, yo mismo forjare mi destino. Que el cielo caiga en picada y los mares ahoguen mis intentos, pero no dejaré que el sufrimiento recaiga sobre mi nuevamente... Una espada y una llama arraigada a una ferviente voluntad, eso junto a ustedes, serán la compañía de Light en esta novela llena de altibajos. ¿Crees llegar al final y tener lo necesario para apoyarlo? Pues ¡Demuéstralo!

About seven bangtan boy who paved their yo the spotlight despite all hate and rejection but still held up to their dreams

Yo reencarnó en el mundo de Naruto tras una muerte inesperada en mi vida fría y aburrida....acompañame a ver como será me vida en este mundo nuevo donde yo soy me protagonista.

Quería ser el Héroe, pero en el fondo sabía que no podía. Diez años después del fin del mundo luché desesperadamente por sobrevivir, pero caí de rodillas ante un gran destino. “Si tan solo me dieran una oportunidad más”. Y como de milagro, llegó otra oportunidad. Ya no es como antes, cuando me di por vencido y lo dejé todo. Ya me cansé de desempeñar el papel secundario, ahora es el momento de superar a los demás. Seré el protagonista y alcanzaré las estrellas. *** Descargo de responsabilidad: todos los personajes, escenarios, etc. públicamente reconocibles son propiedad de sus respectivos dueños. No se pretende infringir los derechos de autor. Está no es mi obra, sino una traducción de la obra: 나만 아는 주인공들

Lucas le gustaba leer historias de Webtoon para matar el tiempo, un día decidió darle una oportunidad al genero "Harem Invertido" y decidió leer 'Las espadas de la dama' (esta historia me la invente), y mas arrepentido no podía sentirse, pero para mayor desgracia para el, un suceso paranormal lo envía a ese mundo cómo uno de los personajes mas ridículos de todos y tendrá que vivir la vida de Jhony Connington.

Stefania Hayden es una mujer de 25 años con una vida aparentemente tranquila y feliz, pero con muchos secretos que provienen de un pasado tormentoso. Un pasado que volverá a su vida, gracias a su proyecto más codiciado pero que luego llegara con más fuerza, cuando ella comience a recordar cosas que había olvidado por culpa del accidente que sufrió hace diez años atrás. Recuerdos que la llevaran a investigar para descubrir verdades que le fueron negadas desde su infancia y que la llevaran hacer justicia, una justicia que no tuvo ni ella ni su madre en su momento y que gracias a la posición que tiene ahora podrá intentar conseguirlo. Pero su camino no será nada fácil, porque tendrá que enfrentar sus más profundos miedos y enfrentar a las personas que más le hicieron daño, en especial su verdadera familia. Dándose cuenta de que nadie es lo que parece, pero aún así, estará dispuesta hacer lo que sea necesario para que los culpables caigan sin imaginarse tampoco que el amor de su vida que conoció desde pequeña volverá a hacerse presenta y que al igual que ella, él sentía lo mismo o lo siente aún después de creerla muerta por diez años...

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

No moriré aquí yo... !yo tengo que llegar al final de esta mazmorra¡, cueste lo que cueste llegare a la cima. En este libro de aventura, magia y fantasía Drako tendrá que cumplir su objetivo de llegar a lo mas alto de la mazmorra y en su camino conocerá muchos amigos y perderá otros tantos

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

When I was five, I looked up to him like he was my hero after he had rescued me from bullies. Fifteen years later, I was having this diehard crush on him, but he only sees me as his younger sister. Fastforward to Twenty years, I stood at the altar dressed in white staring into his blue eyes as the pastor read out our vows. Twenty five years later, I stood right to his face asking for a divorce after finding out that five years with him was all a joke and I was just a burden to him. His eyes; he loved another! Fastforward to recently, "Momma! We've found Daddy!" My twins muttered to me as I raised my brow with skepticism. "Where?" I found myself asking. "He is at the door!" ***** Tied to a contract Marriage with someone he regard as his younger sister was something Caleb Winthrop never wanted. However, when life threw the toss on him, he had to wait until the right time for him to discard her and go back to his long lost love. He had thought it was going to be easy letting her go, but now, he was caught between choosing the right woman for him.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

Renacido como el príncipe heredero de un pobre país insular en el sudeste asiático, Xiao Yunhai se ve obligado a esforzarse en desarrollar la economía para evitar ser derrocado y aumentar los ingresos de la población. Aprovechando la ventaja del conocimiento previo y un sistema especial, bajo su liderazgo diligente, este extravagante príncipe heredero logra en pocos años un despegue económico para el pequeño país. Los medicamentos para tratar el cáncer y los productos para el blanqueamiento y el aumento de X se convierten en el objeto de deseo de las mujeres de todo el mundo. Crea un parque temático de la serie "Tomb Raider", que se convierte en el más popular del mundo... Bajo su liderazgo, este pequeño país se transforma en un centro mundial de la medicina, un gigante del anime, los videojuegos y la cultura, así como el destino turístico más popular del mundo, atrayendo a cientos de millones de turistas cada año. En lo militar, Xiao Yunhai tampoco escatima en gastos. ¿Un brigada sintética cuesta 20 mil millones? Cómprala, trae diez primero. ¿Un destructor de 10 mil toneladas cuesta 6,5 mil millones? Tráelo, trae veinte primero. ¿Un avión de quinta generación cuesta más de 100 millones por unidad? Aquí tienes mis 100 mil millones, traeme mis aviones... Su extravagante gasto hace que incluso los jeques del Medio Oriente se queden boquiabiertos. El país del dragón exclama que este sí es el verdadero "millonario excéntrico".

Hace 500 millones de años. Periodo Cámbrico. Dios descendió sobre la tierra bárbara más antigua y los mares primitivos. Él es el principio de todo, creó la sabiduría y la vida, es el Creador de todos los seres vivientes. Con el paso del tiempo, las historias se convierten en Epopeyas, las Epopeyas en Mitos y finalmente los Mitos quedan enterrados con los años. Pero... Sólo Dios es Eterno. *** Descargo de responsabilidad: todos los personajes, escenarios, etc. públicamente reconocibles son propiedad de sus respectivos dueños. No se pretende infringir los derechos de autor. Está no es mi obra, sino una traducción de la obra china: 我就是神

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

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