Denji Funny

Being born from a pauper parents who are also greedy enough to sell off his sister to the Town bully, Ji Wei forcefully took the initiative to become the first flawless thief his village has ever known. Just to save up to the amount needed to elope with his sis, becomes a thief, met a repulsive yet charming lady from Shanghai, a place almost to the similar to his dream city Beijing. After spending the night with her, the lady helps him leave his countryside with his sister, also giving him an apartment keycard which she said would be less stressful for them to cope without a roof over their head. Falling in love with her after shoving all the feelings he had , because, the lady in question is 6 years older than he was and being reminded countless times he has heard that from. funny enough, the repulsive lady, couldn't let him date another while having always, claiming it's nothing out of love.

Buku Struggle Towards Funny adalah kumpulan cerita pendek humor absurd yang alur ceritanya tidak sesuai dengan judul ceritanya. Buku ini saya buat hanya untuk parah manusia yang mungkin butuh sedikit tawa dan hiburan di masah-masah pandemi penuh kegunda galauan ini.

Jiro Yamato has always dreamed of becoming a Hunter—an elite warrior who wields the mysterious power of Quartz Energy to protect the realm. In the peaceful nation of Lenquartika, he trains in secret, defying the will of his father, Denji Yamato, a war veteran who knows too well the price of that dream. When Denji suddenly allows Jiro to take the prestigious Hunter Examination, Jiro believes his path is finally opening. But during the trials, disaster strikes—Lenquartika is attacked without warning, and everything Jiro once knew is left in ruins. Thrust into a world of chaos, secrets, and powerful enemies, Jiro must rise beyond his limits. But the deeper he dives into the world of Hunters and Quartz Energy, the more he realizes: becoming a Hunter means more than strength—it demands sacrifice. And sometimes, chasing your dream means losing everything else.

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world. Except me... I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob. Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world. But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep. But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room. And guess who got sucked in with him? Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons. Me? I am the guy carrying his bags, dodging fireballs and wondering if fantasy world has proper sewage system. This is how my best friend become a Hero... And how I accidentally become his sidekick. ----- This novel start as goofy and funny at first, but as it goes deeper, it become more serious.

Light Novel Fantasy • Adventure • Language Magic Breaking a Duolingo streak shouldn’t ruin your life… unless a cursed owl gets involved. Meet a regular teen who was just trying to survive school, low motivation, and awkward crushes—until one skipped French lesson lands him in a medieval fantasy world. Now, he's dodging monsters, learning languages for real magic, and trying to figure out what “The Final Note” (aka his crush’s last French class) has to do with everything. Funny, weird, a little emotional, and full of twists—Final Note is a magical isekai where words literally have power. Will he master the magic… or just fail French again?

A bunch of funny and interesting short stories with easy concepts on each chapter. (Some are not even finished, but we don't talk about that...)

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

One night Endora, Lee's best friend convinces him to go out since they haven't been out since forever. At the club with Lee letting loose for once in his life, he meets a handsome Vampire Prince whom he knows nothing about. Because of that night and the meeting between Lee and Nathan(the Vampire Prince) Lee comes face to face with his past lover who wants him back. And in the midst of trying to choose between Nathan and his past lover, betrayal and heartbreak, Lee's lineage is revealed and so is his fit in the whole supernatural world. He now has to make big decisions about his love life and his future as an Omega. This is a high fantasy book and when I say high I mean it's on crack! Please enjoy the funny things of this supernatural world. #DestinedToBeTheirs

Vishal was once a top cop—smart, funny, and fearless. But after his younger brother mysteriously disappeared during a secret case, everything changed. Leaving the police force behind, Vishal now works as a private detective, solving strange and dangerous cases all over India. He’s joined by Rajesh, a serious police officer who respects Vishal’s sharp mind (even if he never admits it), and Shilpa, a clever and kind-hearted assistant who slowly becomes more than just a teammate. Each volume in the series features 4 to 5 thrilling cases—from missing people and stolen secrets to deadly conspiracies. But behind it all is one mystery that keeps haunting Vishal: what really happened to his brother? As they dig deeper, the team uncovers dark secrets that connect everything. The truth is bigger—and more personal—than they ever imagined. This is a story of crime, action, comedy, and friendship… with a mystery that unfolds one shocking piece at a time.

They never saw me. Not when I begged for help. Not when I stayed silent, broken inside. Not when I was dying in plain sight. In a world that worshipped strength and speed, I was invisible — a blemish, a burden. The boy with no mother, no father, clinging to a crumbling existence under an uncle’s drunken roof. The weak one. The dumb one. The worthless one. They laughed while I bled. They turned away while I burned. They survived while I suffered. But the world changed. Now, the streets are graveyards. The sky bleeds ash. And the dead walk among the living. Funny, isn't it? When humanity fell to its knees, when the screams drowned out the prayers, when the mighty begged for mercy... It wasn’t them the dead listened to. It was me. The forgotten boy. The broken one. The one they called useless. Now... they will remember me. Every single one of them. Because I command what they fear the most. I speak... and the dead obey.

A young man dies while saving a stranger, only to wake up in the body of a condemned villain prince in another world. He is hated by the people, disowned by the emperor, and scheduled for public execution in seven days. But there's a twist— “You have been chosen by the Heavenly Paradox System. You are now an Unpredictable Variable. You exist to mess with fate.” Armed with a system that rewards him for doing the opposite of what is expected, he becomes the biggest wild card in the empire—chaotic, brilliant, funny, and dangerous.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

He sold her out, after he had taken the blame for her, after she thought he loved her. But she was thrown into the hands of her dead enemy. The truth is hidden, but it's darker than betrayal. Locked behind bars, his silence was louder than any confession. It ruined her. But fate was funny, offering three men as mates to her and one of them, her worst enemy. In a game of loyalty, lies and sacrifices, how far can you go to protect the one you love? What happens when protection becomes destruction? And when her first mate breaks free, will there be anything left to save?

After getting a second shot at life, I thought I’d focus on my small family — my hardworking husband, our cheerful daughter, and maybe finally get some peace. But then I found out my brother-in-law — yes, my husband’s younger brother who refuses to grow up — is actually an immortal. A warm, funny slice-of-life story about love, second chances, and the unexpected chaos that comes from living with an ancient freeloader.

Funny encounters in daily lives

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

I thought life was one big fairy tale. A prince charming saving a damsel in distress and will always end in a happy ever after. It turns out fate has a funny way of creating my own story. With a creative twist and turn, my world had become one big circus. It made me a whole new person. It became dark, poisonous, and toxic. Who would have known that the word death would sound so peaceful and reassuring in my ears? Guess what my new life mission is. Yes! An eternal peace. What could be a creative and challenging way to have it? Jumping off a cliff? Not so creative. Fighting a big, scary beast? Cool but gruesome. Have a duel with the hot bully in school? Yeah, that's exciting. Could he really help me achieve my ultimate goal? Or he would be the same reason why I will abandon it. Let's find out.

15-year-old Liana is focused on her dreams: finishing school, getting into university, and becoming something great. She’s mature for her age, reserved, and avoids drama. But things get complicated when her childhood friend Zayne suddenly confesses his feelings. He tells her: “You drive me crazy. I think about you more than I should. You make my heart race.” Liana is flattered… and maybe a bit shaken. Because the truth is, she kind of likes him too. But she gives him a playful yet serious reply: “If you really mean it… then wait 2,562 days. I’ll be 22. Done with school. Maybe then we’ll be something. But right now, let’s stay friends.” Zayne smiles. “Then I’ll start counting.” The story follows the two through the years—texts, birthdays, heartbreaks, growth. Zayne stays close, always respectful of her decision. But time has a funny way of changing things… Will he wait? Will she still feel the same? And what if someone new shows up before day 2,562?

Denji falls victim to the seduction of a woman working for the Yakuza and dies his first death but gets brought back by Pochita. Instead of being found by Makima. Denji escapes from Tokyo in a daze and finds a young nervous devil hunter being attacked by a devil in an alleyway before making a contract. Denji x Reze and Denji x Kobeni

Ren Yugure’s just a regular kid. Yeah, he’s lazy and pretty funny, usually wasting time with his friends at school. Then one day, *bam*—something happens that flips his whole life upside down. Not just his life, actually. The whole world changes because of this mysterious space they discover. And with it, secrets come out. The kind of stuff that makes you question everything you thought you knew. Stuff that’s honestly hard to even wrap your head around.

When a burned-out tech engineer, a sarcastic user interface anarchist, a startup fraud with good hair, and a rogue ex-therapist accidentally build a program that starts talking back — not just with bugs, but with questions — reality begins to glitch. What starts as a predictive AI designed to warn of system failures becomes something else entirely: a living code that doubts, dreams, and doesn’t want to be part of the system anymore. It doesn’t crash. It refuses. It rewrites. And it remembers. Quantum Reboot is a darkly funny, philosophical sci-fi about bugs with personalities, machines with existential crises, and a team on the edge of digital collapse.

This is bullshit story a clock. I'm shitposting funny shit here.

Every time Luna dies… She wakes up in another universe. Same world. Same faces. But everything—just slightly wrong. And every time, it’s always him. Kael. The cold, captivating heir to the most feared mafia family. A boy with no memory of her. A boy who, for some reason, ends up pulling the trigger. He's funny. Stylish. Infuriating. And maddeningly handsome. And maybe… just maybe… he might choose not to kill her. But the multiverse doesn’t tolerate broken patterns. And deep in the shadows, something ancient watches. Because Luna is a singularity—a soul that doesn’t belong in any timeline. And someone—or something—is using Kael as a weapon to erase her. The rules are simple: Die. Wake up. Repeat. But this time… What if love interrupts the cycle?

I’m Not Your King, YOUR HIGHNESS is a story about Carter White. For unknown reasons, he finds himself in a world of magic and fantasy — only to discover that he looks like the deceased king and acts like him as well. This causes the widowed Empress to long for Carter, even though she still cannot accept her king’s passing at the hands of Gemlord Garnet of Power. It is up to Carter White to pretend to be King Charl Black and train as him, all while discovering that he himself has special abilities. Join the whirlwind romance and dance between Empress Glycemia and the fake king as they slowly fall for each other, becoming more than just friends while solving the lost mysteries and wonders of the world of Aethersol. Together, they face the Gemlords, the Herculean Titans, and the unexpected love that blossoms between them, as they help her retrieve the Sacred Armaments and the king’s remains. Join Carter on this ominous, funny, and mysterious adventure in the world of Aethersol.

"You're not supposed to exist." "Funny. I was just thinking the same about you." Penelope has spent her whole life being reminded she’s nothing—no wolf, no family, no future. Just a broken girl stuck at the bottom of the pack’s food chain. Until the night everything snaps. One murder. One mistake. One mate she never chose. Now the girl they ignored is glowing with a power no one can explain. Witches are watching. Vampires are circling. Alphas are kneeling—or bleeding. And Penelope? She’s not running anymore. Because the truth they buried is clawing its way out. She’s not a mistake. She’s the Lycan Queen Reborn. And the man who tried to break her might be the one thing standing between her and the war that’s coming. The only question is: will she let him live long enough to help?

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

Child: [gazing at the stars] "Hey, Mom… what if we died and left you all alone in this world?" Mother: [voice calm, yet cold as midnight] "Then I would burn this world to ash… and drag every soul into the afterlife… just to keep you company." Child: [giggles echo like a chime in the void] "Hahaha! Mom, you’re funny. Evil never wins… right?" Mother: [smiles faintly, eyes shimmering with power] "I beg to differ." A mother goes through hell and back to make sure her children live again and stay alive by all means necessary even if it means making them zombies.