Roman Dick Jokes

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Menjadi cacat di dalam kawanan sudah cukup buruk. Ditolak? Oleh pasangan sejatimu sendiri? Ya. ITU adalah tingkat rendah yang baru. Ava Grey adalah cacat dalam kawanan, seorang shifter tanpa serigala. Dia berjuang dalam hidup dengan impian kebebasan yang samar. Kesempatannya datang ketika tiba-tiba dia diberi tahu bahwa dia akan menghadiri Gala Bulan, sebuah pesta dansa tahunan untuk shifters muda dewasa untuk menemukan pasangan sejati mereka. Dan dia menemukannya. Dia tampan dan intens, dan ciumannya mengirimkan keinginan melalui pembuluh darahnya seperti narkoba. Hingga dia MENOLAKnya. Ava tidak akan kembali ke kehidupan suramnya. Dia melarikan diri dan membentuk identitas baru jauh dari kawanan, dan jauh dari pasangan alpha nya. Dia berteman baru dan bahkan diadopsi secara paksa oleh seekor husky yang lucu. Tapi tepat ketika dia mulai menetap dan menemukan kebahagiaan, hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi... Husky-nya telah menyimpan rahasia. Dia mendengar bisikan bahwa kawanan shifter di mana-mana sedang mencarinya. Dan dia dapat mencium aroma familiar di apartemennya, yang tidak masuk akal sama sekali... karena pria yang aromanya itu telah menolaknya. [Entri Cupids Quill Mar 2024] --------- Ini adalah roman shifter serigala dengan banyak pemicu yang suka berdansa beriringan dengan semua tema gelap melalui sebuah padang bunga mati. Dalam buku ini Anda akan menemukan titik tertinggi dan terendah. Tertawa, menangis, marah; Anda dapat melakukannya semua saat Anda mengikuti Ava dalam perjalanan yang cukup berbahaya menjadi pemindah serigala di generasi ini dari roman werewolf. Ada adegan R18 yang disebarkan di seluruh buku ini seperti permen yang meledak dari pinata. Silakan baca dengan tanggung jawab. ------- DISCORD PENULIS: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

``` [Le roman urbain le plus chaud de 2022] Pour sauver quelqu'un, un pauvre garçon a inopinément acquis du Sang de Dragon comme fortifiant corporel et a même dormi avec une belle PDG. Par un coup du sort, il est devenu le garde du corps de cette PDG, entamant ainsi un incroyable renversement de situation. La PDG, "Viens dans ma chambre ce soir pour parler travail." Long Fei, "Tu essayes de me tuer ? En parler tous les jours pendant un mois, tu ne peux pas me laisser souffler ?" ```

In modern Morocco, nine young heirs of African, Roman, Greek and Arab mythological legends discover their hidden powers. Threatened by the forces of chaos, they form "The Emperium Guardians" to protect their homeland and ancestral traditions.

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if your dick exploded? Or if voodoo or black magic actually worked? Axel got a crash course in both after leaving a one-star review for a trashy smut novel where the hapless author-san offed a minor villain. Little did he know that this particular author had some serious power. Suddenly, Axel found himself in the body of the very villain he was lamenting, right at the moment when everything was about to spiral into chaos. Now, with a second chance at life (and a brand-new set of problems), Axel must navigate the wild world of villainy—complete with explosive consequences and dark magic—if he wants to rewrite his story before it ends in disaster.

Kade Alaric, an ordinary office worker and lifelong dreamer, receives a phone call from an unknown number inviting him to another world. He accepts, thinking it's a joke, but...

Follow the story and rise of a warrior from a family that once ruled the mighty Roman Empire, but after centuries now on another continent, he needs to establish himself as the man who will unify what the Western Romans created in the New World. Augustus Theodosius Maximus will face great enemies such as the frenchs, english, spanish and even the prussians.This alternative history takes place in the 18th century and 19th century , in which what would be the current United States, Mexico, Canada and Cuba, would be the Caesarian Empire that lasted from 486 to 1648, when the province of New Rome was taken by the Dutch and a few years later sold to the English and establishing territories in the former Caesarian provinces, leaving only a few Caesarian states made of buffer states such as the Grand Duchy of New Ravenna (state of Florida in real life), the Serene Republic of Londinium (state of Alabama in real life) and the Praetorian Confederacy (state of Tennessee in real life).So expect a series of upheavals, coups d'état and revolutions in the Caesarean provinces lost to the Europeans, as the period of reunification will last from 1772 until 1815.

Victor war ein normaler 21-jähriger Mann, er wuchs in einer liebevollen Familie auf, die ihm half, für sich selbst zu sorgen, obwohl er wusste, dass er eine praktisch unheilbare Krankheit hatte, das RH-Null-Blut, er war der Besitzer einer seltenen Blutgruppe... Aber was Victor nicht wusste, war, dass diese Blutgruppe eine Delikatesse in der übernatürlichen Welt war, Kreaturen, die sich von Blut ernährten, liebten seine Blutgruppe... Und dieses Blut, das er hasste, würde der Faktor sein, der Victor zum größten Vampir aller Zeiten machen würde. ........................... [A/N: Das Cover ist von mir, es ist das Original] Dieser Roman wird bearbeitet von: IsUnavailable, und Davo 2138. Wenn ihr mich unterstützen wollt, damit ich Künstler bezahlen kann, die die Charaktere in meinem Roman illustrieren, besucht mein Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann Weitere Charakterbilder in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf

I became a demon lord in a dungeon creation game who needs to have sexual relations with other women to become stronger. So I need to corrupt all the female characters here so I can go back? “I wonder if they can still keep a proud look on their face with a dick inside them!”

The Professor, a renowned expert in ancient civilizations and historical wars, is on the brink of one of the most challenging moments of his life. At 60 years old, he receives the devastating news that he has only three months to live due to a terminal illness. Just when he believed his journey was coming to an end, a mysterious stranger appears with a proposal that defies all laws of time and reason: to travel to the past and anticipate the advancements that shaped humanity, all to prevent a future catastrophe caused by an alien civilization. Between disbelief and hope, the Professor finds himself torn between spending his final days with his family and embracing the possibility of becoming the key to humanity’s survival. In a plot that combines science, history, and existential dilemmas, he will need to decide if he is willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good.

Ramiya Arvina Halsin, the beloved princess of Halvia knows the future of her world… or should it be referred to as the plot of a romance story? ‘It was a story with a happy ending so it would be alright if I let it be.’ Was not what Ramiya thought at all, no, after all, the side characters that have suffered in order to show the couple’s love and trust for each other were now her subjects. In order to prevent the death of thousands, she must marry the cause of such tragedy—the villain—Duke Elin Roman Callis and keep him in check!

In the year 3147 the Roman Imperium had finally achieved its goal of colonizing its own corner of the galaxy. Unlike in our own world the Rome of this one never fell, but instead grew to encompass the whole of the earth, and overtime spread itself, and humanity, among the stars. Yet even with the marvelous advancements in technology, healthcare, welfare, and every other category required for a thriving society. There is still one roman tradition that refuses to die. GLADIATORS!! And we should all be glad for it, because during the year 3149, just two years after the long and exhausting colonization campaigns were ended, mankind learned that it was not alone in the galaxy, let alone the universe. It had just stepped onto a much bigger stage where entire planets and even star systems were used as bargaining chips in universal gladiator games. Wars on a galactic scale are far too destructive to simply be allowed, if left unchecked the vast majority of life in the universe would cease to be. Therefore each race recognized by the galactic or universal council (it changes depending on the scale of the race itself) must submit champions or gladiators to represent them in the games. The winners gain unfathomable rewards, the losers perish or worse have their entire species enslaved. Please join our hero as he embarks upon his own perilous journey as a lanista, will he rise above the masses, or fall like so many others before him? Or perhaps his own latent gifts may bring him to a height, or depth hitherto unexplored by any before.

Roman was an ordinary man living an unremarkable life in the modern world—until he woke up in a medieval fantasy kingdom as a young king named Roman Savarnadar. The kingdom of Death, nestled in the dangerous Savarnadar Continent, is on the brink of collapse, plagued by internal strife, political conspiracies, and hostile neighbors. Labeled as a weak and useless king, Roman’s new life seems destined for failure. But Roman has one advantage: a mysterious system panel that grants him 100 loyal soldiers daily—soldiers who grow stronger with each battle. Armed with modern knowledge, sharp wit, and unwavering determination, Roman begins his journey to reclaim his throne, outsmart his enemies, and rise above his "useless king" reputation. As his army grows and his power consolidates, Roman must navigate a world of swordsmen, magicians, and dark magicians, outmaneuver treacherous nobles, and fend off threats from neighboring nations and the ferocious orc tribes of the Northern Plains. Will Roman's cunning mind and golden system be enough to conquer his enemies, unite the continent, and leave an eternal mark on history? Follow his epic rise as the king who defied all odds and built an empire that none could challenge! "My Life as a King"—a thrilling tale of strategy, power, and conquest awaits!

Alana Gates is a rebellious 19 years old girl who spent her whole teenage life enduring her mother's abuses. After a certain incident occurs in her life, she moves to New York to stay with her aunt and continue her education. The simple life she plans to live quickly gets complicated when she gets entangled with Roman Ashford, the richest and most arrogant man in the whole of New York, and has to be his woman for the next 31 days. Will she be able to tolerate his vexing attitude for the next 31 days or will this relationship turn into a complete disaster? .... @WINX

Clyde is a 27-seven-year-old unemployed drug addict who's given up on life. No, life gave up on him as did his friends and family, and with a cancer-ridden body, he barely convinces himself to not commit suicide but he slips and falls to his death anyway thanks to his bleeding dick. He wakes up in a cave in a much younger body and rejoices only to be eaten alive by slimes. Yet at the very last second, he crunches on a slime core, killing the thing killing him. And though he dies, he awakens something. The slime system. But can he awaken the mega slime system and destroy the world? [Would also Release this on RR And SH]

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) , (it's all about perspective, Ntr/Netori are two sides of one coin.) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

La légendaire mana atteignit finalement la planète Terre, faisant entrer officiellement tous les êtres vivants dans le chemin de l'évolution. Les animaux se transformèrent en bêtes terrifiantes, certaines plantes acquirent une conscience et les humains parvenant à résister à la vague de mana éveillèrent la capacité d'acquérir des compétences en vainquant des ennemis puissants. La planète entière entra dans une nouvelle ère où les anciennes lois tombèrent. La seule loi était celle de la jungle où les plus forts dévoraient les plus faibles. Bai Zemin, un étudiant apparemment normal, se révéla être un génie sans égal dans la voie de la magie. Cela attira l'attention d'une belle démone qui deviendrait sa partenaire dans ce voyage vers le sommet absolu. Dieu, Ange, Démon, Dragon, Vampire, Loup-garou; aucune existence ne sera digne d'être son ennemi! Avertissement: La "Terre" dans ce roman n'est pas la même Terre sur laquelle nous vivons actuellement, alors n'utilisez pas notre bon sens pour ce roman. Après tout, c'est de la pure fantaisie.

Das legendäre Mana erreichte schließlich den Planeten Erde und veranlasste alle Lebewesen, offiziell den Weg der Evolution einzuschlagen. Tiere verwandelten sich in furchterregende Bestien, einige Pflanzen erlangten ein Selbstbewusstsein, und Menschen, die der Manawelle widerstehen konnten, erlangten die Fähigkeit, durch den Sieg über mächtige Feinde Fähigkeiten zu erwerben. Der gesamte Planet trat in eine neue Ära ein, in der die alten Gesetze fielen. Das einzige Gesetz war das Gesetz des Dschungels, in dem die Stärksten die Schwächsten verschlangen. Bai Zemin, ein scheinbar normaler College-Student, entpuppte sich als ein unvergleichliches Genie auf dem Gebiet der Magie. Dadurch erregte er die Aufmerksamkeit einer schönen Dämonin, die seine Partnerin auf seiner Reise an die Spitze wurde. Gott, Engel, Dämon, Drache, Vampir, Werwolf; keine Existenz wird es wert sein, sein Feind zu sein! Haftungsausschluss: Die \"Erde\" in diesem Roman ist nicht dieselbe Erde, auf der wir derzeit leben, also benutzen Sie bitte nicht Ihren gesunden Menschenverstand für diesen Roman. Es handelt sich schließlich um reine Fantasie. *** Erzielte Erfolge: #Top 1 der Verkaufszahlen für mehr als 1 Jahr in Folge. #Platz 1 bei den Goldenen Scheinen für 10 Monate in Folge. #Unter den Top 25 in allen Charts seit der Veröffentlichung. #Gewinner des 1. Platzes beim beliebtesten Webroman-Event 2021. #Gewinner einer möglichen Adaption. *** Unterstützen Sie mich: pat reon.com/XIETIAN

Roy starb bei einem unglücklichen Unfall. Er dachte, das sei das Ende. Aber leider hatte Gott keinen Platz für ihn im Himmel, und der Teufel wollte ihn auch nicht in der Hölle haben. So landete er im Körper des dritten Kindes eines berühmten Grafen, das von seiner ganzen Familie vernachlässigt wurde. Die Welt war genau die gleiche wie die in dem Roman, den er am Tag vor seinem Tod gelesen hatte. Die Person, deren Körper er in Besitz genommen hatte, trug denselben Namen wie er, wurde aber in dem Roman nicht erwähnt, weil sie zwei Jahre vor dem Einfall der Mächte des Chaos in die Grafschaft gestorben war. Das bedeutete, dass Roy zwar in diesem neuen Körper lebte, aber zwei Jahre später sterben würde, zerfetzt und gefressen von einem Monster. Er brauchte Kraft, um die zukünftigen Ereignisse zu überleben, aber anders als die Protagonisten der Hengst-Romane hatte er keinen goldenen Finger! [Du hast 1 EXP gewonnen] Erst nachdem er aus Versehen auf eine Biene getreten war, wurde Roy klar, dass er einen goldenen Finger besaß! Und dieser goldene Finger könnte sein Schlüssel sein, um der Stärkste zu werden!

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

In a school characterized by students with special powers, bullys and scientific inventions Dick made his choice of acting like a lamb among wolves. Fortunately, Dick encountered what was beyond him. The bit from ants infused a new evolution of genetics. He evolved to something more than human. He eventually became the voice to the weak and wounded. Ascending to becoming the greatest, he faces a setback to his abilities that could be a hindrance to his ascension.

Une guerre entre les plus grands se prépare à l'est de ce monde fantastique ! Les conséquences se font ressentir dans le monde entier, même dans les profondeurs sauvages des terres inexplorées. Noctis va découvrir tout cela, mais également vivre avec un pouvoir bien mystérieux... - Serveur du roman : https://discord.gg/D5z9xsRE

When a portal from another world appears in Ginza, Tokyo, a legion of soldiers and monsters emerge to attack the city. Thanks to their far more advanced weaponry and tactics, the Japan SelfDefense Forces (JSDF) easily repels the enemy, passes through the gate and establish a forward base of operations to force the Roman-styled empire of the other world to open peace negotiations. Yōji Itami is a JSDF officer sent to investigate the other world, where magic, dragons and elves are real, using his knowledge of fantasy stories to make his way in this new environment.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

In 1995, Milo, a Roman-born descendant of the Mayflower, finds himself unexpectedly transported to America. This time traveler, armed with his family's legacy and a unique perspective on the future, embarks on a journey to navigate the complexities of the late 20th-century American landscape. He must navigate the cutthroat world of business, the allure of Hollywood, and the ever-present shadow of his family's past while grappling with the ethical dilemmas that arise from his knowledge of the future.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Her chest heaved up and her soft breast pushed against him, instantly giving him a hard on. It was unusual for Ferdinand to be instantly turned on by such a basic gesture. He thought, maybe his dick was still sore from a few minutes ago when his sister ruined everything. He needed to fuck Jamila this very morning. *** Two brothers, one desire, and a woman seeking liberation. Jamila's newfound independence is tested when she becomes the object of a fierce sibling rivalry. Torn between love and empowerment, Jamila must decide: will she choose the one that sets her soul ablaze or use the power she has over the Garcia brothers to secure her future?