Drake Jerk Off

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, fuck-ass, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the hell is up with that description in your novel?” Someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know! [Note: This is a translation and rewrite of my own novel on Wattpad. All rights to this story belong to ME!] [Other Note: Unfortunately, the cover is an AI image; however, I'm practicing my drawing skills to replace it one day, but in traditional since I'm broke as hell]

When quiet, independent Elena Shen agrees to help her best friend retrieve a lost USB, she never expects to run into Ethan Jiang—the aloof heir to one of China’s most powerful families and the man she once called "big brother." His sudden return disrupts her carefully built world. With one command, he pulls her into a ride that will change everything. Bound by a secret past, a mistaken marriage certificate, and Ethan’s possessive grip, Elena finds herself trapped in a life where every night brings another kiss... and another unraveling truth. What begins as an arrangement slowly spirals into obsession. Ethan has always gotten what he wants—and this time, what he wants is Elena. Can she resist the dangerous allure of the man who was never meant to be hers?

.... In a universe where starships rule supreme and galactic empires clash for dominance, Kallus, a visionary gamer and strategist, finds himself thrust into an extraordinary reality. Awakened aboard the [Obliterator-Class Star Dreadnought], a vessel born from his own imagination but perfected by a Supreme Being, Kallus must rise to command a fleet that could shape the fate of the cosmos. With a ship forged from mythical adamantium and [mithril alloys], powered by a [Transcendent Dark Matter Engine], and armed with weapons capable of annihilating entire fleets, the Obliterator is more than a warship—it’s a legend incarnate. But Kallus is not alone. Alongside him is the Red Empress, an advanced AI infused with a power of creation and knowledge itself, guiding him with missions that unlock untold power and potential. ........ Author's Note This is my first novel, and I’m still learning the craft of writing. You may notice some repetition or mistakes throughout the story—please understand that they are part of my growth as a creator. I truly appreciate your time and support, and I welcome any constructive feedback to help me improve. That said… read at your own risk! Don’t point fingers at me for wasting your time or money—you’ve been warned. To those who, despite all this, are still reading the book—thank you. I’m truly grateful that you’ve given me and my work a chance. I’ll keep doing my best to improve myself and the story. Thank you again, from the bottom of my heart.

William Valehart was the absolute—supreme god of all existence. He ruled not a world, not a galaxy, but everything. Unbound by time, space, or death, he was omnipotent, eternal… and alone. By his own will, he sealed away his infinite power and chose to reincarnate. Not in defeat, but in search of something more. He boarded a world-sized ship and cast himself into the unknown, embracing mortality. He died—and awoke again. Reborn in a new universe, aboard the same titanic vessel, William finds himself in Urenus, a galaxy far larger and richer than the Milky Way. It’s here that a portion of humanity—just 5 to 8 percent of its population after conquering over half the Milky Way across millennia of war—has arrived through a now-vanished wormhole. Cut off from the rest of their civilization, they’re stranded, under siege, and barely holding out. Urenus is not unclaimed. Native civilizations, empowered by mana and superior numbers, have rallied against the human invaders. Advanced mech pilots are humanity’s last hope—warriors who push past mortal limits—but they are too few to win. That’s when William Valehart intervenes. With fragments of his sealed power awakening and his god-ship still under his control, he saves a human fleet from destruction—and learns of their fragile, desperate stand. He makes a choice. Not as a god who demands worship. Not as a savior bound by duty. But as a force reborn—who will fight beside them, reshape the war, and carve a place in this new universe. Because he can

Princess Rosemary is a wilted flower in her father’s court. Born into a society that puts power on a pedestal, her frail body and faltering angelic powers earn only scorn from the nobles and icy contempt from her father. Suffocated by whispers and rejection, Rose’s gentle spirit breaks, driving her to do the unimaginable. But as she does so, memories of her brother's kindness renew her will to live. Yet, it might already be too late as she's dragged under the raging river. As all hope seems lost, a pair of cold eyes peer back at her. Would their owner bring the salvation she so desperately craves, or a continuation of the emotional torment she has endured since she was a child?

Mary thought her family’s ruin was buried in the past—until she met Drake, the boy with the last name that haunted her childhood. Neither of them knew the history they shared… until Mary’s grandmother revealed the betrayal that changed everything. Now, with hearts entangled and truths exposed, they must choose: walk away from the love they built, or fight the shadows cast by their families’ sins.

Lin Yun, 36 years old, a widower, a mid-level manager in a private enterprise, is a single father, who has recently felt that he is encountering a mid-life crisis. Professionally, he faced adversity; domestically, he was in a cold war with his 14-year-old daughter; physically, he suffered from periarthritis and spoke daily of his agony. In the past few days, he had also uncovered a secret — his daughter was being a "Magic" girl. With the body of a young maiden, she battled extraordinary monsters and protected the city from attacks — this is the common perception of a "Magic" girl. But he was very aware that being a "Magic" girl came with life-threatening dangers. Should he stop her, or respect his daughter’s choice and find other ways to protect her? Gazing at the Heart Flower in his wardrobe, now covered in dust, Lin Yun, the former "Magic" girl who retired 19 years ago, was facing the third major decision of his life.

Humans finally did it. They finally discovered Space teleportation technology! With space portals, transportation and space exploration became easier. It was finally the time when things were looking up for humanity. Until the gates to the Abyss were opened! Powerful beasts came into our world causing mass destruction and terrifying causalities. All seemed to be lost, but that was when the first mages were born. These were humans that could summon terrifying powers and control the elements. … Drake had been living his life as a regular human; a non-mage. However, even though he was a non-mage he had mastered every weapon. All of a sudden was attacked by a terrifying pain that made him think he was going to die. There was a crack in the seal! “You are a Mage!” He was shocked when he finally confirmed this statement. ... Name: Black Drake Affinity: Cosmic Energy Skills: Libra constellation Ability’s: Eye of Order: Disperse, Invert order, All equal before order Virgo constellation Ability’s: Stamina x10, Master of all Elements. Elements controlled: Barrier Energy, Mental energy, Healing energy, Radiant moon energy, Earth energy, Gravity Energy… Aquarius constellation Ability’s: Cosmic armor (Every attack received is like a drop of water disappearing into the sea of stars) Sagittarius constellation Ability: Accuracy (always hits target) Taurus constellation Ability: Rage (Attack Power x10) More… ... Drake steps into the world of mages, with all kinds of powers. Vampires, Werewolves, Dragons, Magical beasts, Demons, Abyss Devils and more he will encounter them all. Drake must master his cosmic power and awaken his abilities to protect all that is dear to him together with his friends in this new world.

Drake Nightwalker is the weakest vampire slayer in a world where strength and skill mean survival. Despite his relentless training and burning desire for vengeance, he’s always been outmatched. That is, until he crosses paths with Selena Feral, a vampire princess of Feral Bloodline. Drake's now a human-vampire mix with exceptional powers. This makes everyone—slayers and vampires—want him dead. He and Selena are on the run, moving between the human and vampire worlds. As the two worlds collide, will peace prevail, or will death reign? Will love be enough to change power, or will power change love? In a battle between love, blood, and destiny, Drake will discover that strength isn't always measured by what you can kill—but by what you're willing to protect.

In a seemingly idyllic marriage, Gloria believed that she had built a life with her childhood sweetheart, Simon, the leader of the Willow clan. However, when the clan faced a critical financial crisis, Simon was forced to negotiate with Xander, a rival clan leader. To Gloria's horror, Xander's terms included her as a bargaining chip, igniting fears of his ulterior motives. Determined to protect her clan's reputation, Gloria made a heart-wrenching decision to divorce Simon, believing it's the only way to safeguard her family's legacy as well as the clan’s reputation. After joining Xander's clan, she uncovered the shocking truth: Simon's betrayal ran deeper than she ever imagined, revealing a manipulative side she never knew existed. As Gloria grappled with the pain of betrayal and the weight of her choices, she vowed to reclaim her life and sought vengeance against those who wronged her. Amidst that tumultuous journey of self-discovery and revenge, she yearned for genuine love. However, will she be able to open her heart again after enduring such profound betrayal? In a world filled with deceit and ambition, Gloria must navigate her new reality and find out if true love is still within reach.

Transmigre al mundo de *Crayon Shin-chan, ¡me convierto en el tío de Shin-chan! La historia comienza cuando Nanako inicia una conversación para ayudarme a salir de un apuro. —Shin-chan, ¿tu tío tiene novia? —pregunta la señorita Matsuzaka con una sonrisa aduladora. —Shin-chan, ¿te haría feliz que me convirtiera en tu tía? —Una leve sonrojo tiñe las mejillas de Nanako. 'aún no se sabe si es harem o no, pero voy en el capítulo 200 y no veo que tenga, ojalá no por que odio el harem'. es una traducción de: 人在春日部：开局被娜娜子搭讪. me aburre traducir el capítulo por segunda ves al inglés. la portada no me pertenece y bla bla BLA.

WARNING:contains mature contents. Victoria steel is a beautiful, ruthless, and untouchable lady. As the Queen of acquisition, she buys failing Businesses, rebuilds and sells them for billions . No one dares stood in her way. Aiden Drake Cross, Billionaire tech genius,cold, calculating, and dangerous. He wasn't even supposed to be at that meeting but when Victoria's arrogance piqued his interest, he made a move that shocked everyone. "I will pay double" With these three words he stole the property she came to claim and walked out without a backward glance. Now Toria wants a revenge, but when Drakes unexpectedly became her business partner, and her biggest distraction. She finds herself caught between fury and desires she can't control. He is infuriating, controlling and a monster in bed. " You want to argue humm?" he murmured voice low and dangerous. "Fine but I know a better use for that sharp mouth of yours" he said. " Suck my c**k steel"....... Two titans, one battle field, a dangerous game of power, where the loser might lose their heart. Read to find out

In a world where shadows whisper secrets and every choice has a price, one person stands at the crossroad of it all. A gripping tale of sacrifices, betrayal and power unfolds in a world where the scars of an apocalypse still bleed. Drake Jagger is the weakest student at Iron Vale Academy- bullied, orphaned and haunted by violent dreams of a crimson battlefield and a betrayal by horned warriors. But when a sealed letter bearing the Arachis insignia arrives, Drake is ripped from his miserable life and thrown into a game of blood and chess. But Drake's dreams are the key. With each nightmare, the lone warrior's memories bleed into his mind and the sword in his grip whispers of the past.

A story which started with love would never end the same way..... Endings are painful ..... But everything has to end at some point of time... Then will pain of losing a loved one will it ever end or would it lead to something tragic... Wait and see.......................

Have you ever imagined what would happen if you died, but some powerful being decided to reincarnate you and offer you the freedom to choose any world and powers you wanted? What would you choose: to be reborn in a sci-fi world with your own ship to explore the stars, to become a god in a godless world, to be reincarnated surrounded by hot girls, or to become the most powerful person? Some good choices depending on who you are, but not the choices I made. My name is Jackson. I was chosen by one of the Primordials, Brakos, the Primordial Spirit of Time, Stories, and Knowledge, and given this exact choice. We talked, and he offered me any world and powers. I gave him my views and wants for my new life, and one was that I wanted to become powerful, but I wanted to work for it, or else I felt I wouldn't deserve it. Brakos agreed, and we started to plan. As I don't like to waste opportunities, I did ask for 3 powers. 1: to be reborn with a system-like ability stored inside of 3 books. 2: to be given the power to converse with Spirits, forge contracts with them and ask them for help. 3: to be given the power to create a new race of my own creation and become one of them. Brakos liked my plan and selected a very special world. The first world to ever exist. Primus is the world of the Primordials and Primogneitors. Follow me through my adventures as I make friends, run from my village's destruction, fall in love, take over a school, dismantle criminal organizations, destroy an entire kingdom, fight against the gods, and establish a home for myself and my new race, the Dragonians. _____________ Additional tags: BL, Supernatural, High IQ, Werewolf, Academy, Kingdom Building, the strong acting weak, Evolution, Mystery, Non-Human _____________ It's not a harem or a heavy romance novel. It is primarily a BL with some romance, but will not be the focus of the story. I'm not an experienced writer; this is my first time writing something longer than a 3-page story from high school.  Please excuse any mistakes or spelling errors, and feel free to correct me in the comments.  I’d appreciate any feedback on how the story is going. Also, I might take a few days' breaks now and then due to work or personal reasons, so if a new chapter doesn't come out for a few days, don't worry! _____________ I will also post this story on RoyalRoad if you prefer that website. I also have a Patreon with early access to chapters. Please have a look. patreon.com/Drake_Flame11 I have a Discord too, take a look https://discord.gg/magrW74Wvx _____________ The story updates 3 times a week, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 8:15 AM (GMT-5).

Drake Lorenzo was your average 19-year-old otaku… until life hit him with every tragic anime cliché imaginable. Orphaned twice and stuck working at a dead-end coffee shop, he had nothing going for him—until he died. Pushing a little girl out of the path of a speeding truck, Drake's final thoughts weren’t of glory... but regrets. He wished for a second chance—to live on his own terms, find love, and maybe (finally) lose his V-card. That’s when it happened. A glowing screen appeared: [ You Have Been Granted Another Chance In Life, To Be Reincarnated In A Fantasy World, As A Shadow Gunslinger. Do You Accept?] Hell yeah, he clicked “Yes.” Now reborn in a world of monsters, magic, and mayhem, Drake awakens with the mysterious Shadow Arsenal System—a power that lets him summon shadow-forged weapons and gun down enemies in style. But between beast girls, boss battles,beautiful mages and hidden enemies, surviving this world won’t be easy… Good thing he’s armed to the teeth—and dying to live as he see's fit. join my official Shadow Arsenal Discord! Chat with author,get updates and interact with other readers. https://discord.gg/HR25tmAm

In The Fall of Shadows, Jack Mayors (Obsidian Seven), now a hunted “ghost,” fights to dismantle Echelon’s bio-agent plot threatening Geneva. Joined by loyal ally Colton Drake and torn agent Alicia Renner, he faces new foe Vance and Cyrus’s lingering menace. As betrayals deepen and Colton Drake falls, Jack’s “dead cold” vengeance drives a bloody showdown, stopping the strike but leaving him rogue in a world of vanishing truth. A noir saga of betrayal, loss, and redemption, Jack’s war against Echelon tests his soul, with no one left but his fight. A sequel to SECRETS IN THE GRAY

[BL— Warning: Adult content 18+. Extreme Smut every 20 - 30 chapters] "You," Augustine began, his voice firm and direct. "I'm making you an offer: we get married, immediately. This isn't a request, it's a demand." Augustine's uttered with a piercing gaze. Charles scoffed. “What type of bullshit is that?” He fired back. *** Augustine Wales is a cold CEO who is known as the most successful and influential business man in Country H. His name alone commanded respect, his steely gaze and cold demeanor strike fear into even the most hardened of hearts. He was a man of few words, each syllable weighted with the power of his position. On the eve of Augustine Wales 29th birthday, he received an unexpected call from his family, their demands clear and uncompromising: find a spouse, or forfeit your stake in the family's vast wealth and influence. In that very moment after receiving the phone call, the gaze of Augustine fell upon a young man named Charles Donald and without thinking twice, Augustine immediately made a proposal to Charles, but was met with a swift rejection. Augustine's proposal was rooted in desperation but little did he know that fate was drawing him toward a future he never could have predicted. "What will happen when Augustine Wales, the powerful CEO, finds himself unexpectedly falling for Charles Donald, a humble cleaner in his office?" "When Charles' deadly secrets rise to the surface, will their fragile bond shatter, or will their love prove strong enough to weather the storm?"

A Gen Z slacker wakes up as the meanest bully inside a novel set in the 1980s. Pros? He gets a system. Cons? It only rewards him for being a jerk. Not exactly helpful, especially when he realizes that the main protagonist he's supposed to terrorize ended up burning the entire school to the ground, himself included.

“Drake Palma, get ready! I'm going to get you—by hook or by crook!” This is Alys Perez: a loner, noisy, often failing in class, disappointed in love, and full of big problems. After all, she agreed to do something she has absolutely no experience in. What does she know about seduction? Especially when it comes to her smart, super-hot, and super-horny classmate, Drake Palma?! Oh my! She will use all her powers to complete this mission. She can't allow herself to become just another one of the many girls at school left brokenhearted by playboy Drake.

Hale, born and raised as a common villager in a small village, is blessed with an ability that’s requirements are a bit unusual? Now journeying through unknown land after a devastation passes through his village, he uses this system to grow stronger and find the person or thing that brought him tradegy.

Lai Zhiyun had graduated from university, was not interested in romance, and only wanted to focus on her career. Yet her dad was particularly worried that she had limited experience and was susceptible to being obsessed with love. Therefore, he utilized his "financial power" to get her to go on arranged dates. Her dad said, "It's fine not to date, and it's fine not to marry and stay single forever," but you must get out and see the world. So as not to have too little experience and be easily carried away by love. Thus, the candidates for the arranged dates were very reliable, with high educational backgrounds, good family circumstances, as well as being tall, handsome, and having long legs. 【Highlight One:】 It's often said that the relationship between a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is a major issue, Mother-in-laws aren't mothers, and it's okay just to keep up appearances and get along on the surface. Therefore, after getting married, Lai Zhiyun wanted to keep her distance from her mother-in-law, but the mother-in-law wanted to become her best friend. Before the marriage, the mother-in-law was a noblewoman of distinguished temperament, difficult to approach and aloof. But after the marriage, Lai Zhiyun realized that her mother-in-law was one of her online friends. And they both were fans of each other's careers. Because of this, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was good, and the son became less important. Before the marriage, Zhou Liao was his mother's precious firstborn son, but after the marriage, the son wasn't as cherished as the daughter-in-law. ** Zhou Liao thought his understanding and reasonable mother would be his love bodyguard, but he never expected to have to guard against his own mother undermining him. 【PS: This story primarily offers a light-hearted healing experience; the heroine is sober-minded, the hero is a paragon of virtue, without deadbeat dads or problematic moms, with few extreme characters, and not melodramatic.】

Victor Drake was a 23-year-old kendo prodigy with a dream: to become the greatest swordsman of the modern era. Kind, goofy, romantic, and sharp-witted, he lived and breathed the way of the blade. But everything changed during a fierce tournament when a tragic accident left him completely blind. His world went dark, but his spirit never dimmed. Relying on instinct, sound, and intuition, Victor adapted. He trained harder, sharper, deeper. Yet fate had more in store. One ordinary day, while walking the city streets, a glowing summoning circle appeared beneath his feet—and before he could react, he was gone. Transported to a grand cathedral in another world, Victor found himself surrounded by high school students and nobles. A beautiful queen stood before them, summoning heroes to battle a rising Demon Lord. But there had been a mistake—Victor wasn’t supposed to be there. He wasn’t a chosen hero. And yet, when a mysterious ding echoed in his mind, a screen appeared before his blinded eyes: Class: Blind Swordsman With no way back and no destiny to follow, Victor carves his own path. His new power lets him “see” the world through sound and motion, sharpening his already deadly swordsmanship to supernatural levels. Determined to chase his dream even in this new world, Victor sets off—not as a hero, but as the Blind Swordsman. His journey begins: exploring dungeons, joining adventurer guilds, fighting monsters, saving villages, befriending gods and demons alike, and facing off against the greatest swordmasters the world has to offer. Along the way, he gathers a diverse—and chaotic—harem of swordswomen, slaves, nobles, and goddesses who fall for his strength, charm, and sheer will. Victor is no saint. He’s a romantic antihero, a sneaky battle junkie with a heart, a sharp tongue, and a blade sharper still. He gets caught in political intrigue, divine conspiracies, and misunderstandings that somehow lead to royal marriages. But no matter what happens, he lives—and fights—by his own code. He wasn’t meant to be a hero. He just wants to become a legend. They may call him blind, but history will remember the name: Victor Drake — the Greatest Swordsman the World Has Ever Known.

"You're my fated MATE…." I told him. "You….. Disgusting" he sneered at me. "you're a good fling but there's no way I can accept you as my mate and You're not worthy to be my Luna". Drake growled. I knew what was coming and I shook my head, refusing to accept the twist of fate. " I Drake Maoist, Future alpha of Revendale Park. Reject you, Aurora Demarte as my fated mate and future Luna". Naive and shy Aurora, a beauty riddled hidden from deep within, struggles to adjust to her new life after her mate, the alpha, rejects her. With the supernatural world turned against her, Aurora must find the resilience to overcome the loss of her wolf after breaking the forbidden law and yet to face her greatest challenge. With the help of impossible allies she would meet in her journey and a power she never knew she had, Aurora must become the one thing she fears most; A hunter or remain in the shadows and be the Hunter. A power struggle lay between entities of unimaginable powers, naive and shy Aurora stands in the midst of it all.

They moved to a quiet town hoping for a fresh start. But something feels… off. The neighbors watch too closely. The children don’t laugh. And your wife, she’s been acting strangel around them. You want to believe it’s nothing, but deep down you know something isn’t right. What’s really happening behind him? A slow-burning tale of suspicion, tension, and uneasy truths.

My name is Alexandria—but most people call me Alex. As in short for Alexander. Yeah, you read that right. Alexander. That’s what my forged documents say, thanks to a stingy, paranoid old man with too much time and not enough sanity. Not that anyone questions it. With short hair, flat clothes, and a body that never got the memo on curves, I pass. Even my best friend—June—thought I was a guy when she confessed her crush on me. I wanted to tell her the truth. But I don’t even trust my own shadow, so instead... I told her I wasn’t into girls. She still thinks I’m a gay boy. Life was smooth enough—until her jerk of a boyfriend dumped her, and I accidentally became her emotional support system. Now she’s leaning on me, smiling at me, crying on my chest—and I’m spiraling. Oh, and to top it off? A senior named Grey has taken a suspiciously intense interest in me. I think he’s gay. I think he thinks *I’m* gay. And now I think I’m in trouble. Big trouble. Secrets don’t stay buried forever. Especially not when your heart’s on the line.

In a world where love is forsaken for practicality, a marriage is born from cold terms, When the woman’s heart ignites with unexpected passion, betrayal follows, leading her to seek solace in his brother’s arms. The man who once kept her distant realizes too late the depth of his mistake. Discover a captivating tale of love, heartbreak, and the bonds of brotherhood shattered by betrayal. Will redemption be possible, or has love slipped forever into the shadows?

Life is a string in the hand of fate and how it controls it very few knows. Follow Sam's journey to become someone noteworthy and almighty in his life, ....... Author: well it's my first time writing on this stage so will need guidance from the readers themselves. Would much appreciate that of some experts tips.