Goofy Traduccion

Seventeen-year-old Wes Walker is a goofy, sharp-witted, game-obsessed high schooler who’d rather play his handheld shooter than pay attention in class. His childhood best friend, the fiery tsundere Scarlett Hayes, acts annoyed by him—but secretly harbors a long-standing crush. One fateful afternoon, their daily walk home is cut short when a speeding truck ends their lives. But death isn't the end—it's just the beginning. Waking up in the celestial domain of the dazzling goddess Lady Seraphina Lumeria, Wes and Scarlett are offered a second chance at life... in a new world of swords, sorcery, and monsters. They get to choose their own classes—and while Scarlett becomes a fierce swordswoman, Wes's eyes gleam at a unique option: Magic Gunslinger, a class never seen before. Armed with a sentient goddess-forged revolver named Reveria, infused with all elemental affinities, Wes embarks on a chaotic, hilarious, and action-packed journey. From the moment they arrive in a lush forest and save a princess from a monster ambush, the duo is swept into a whirlwind of dungeons, quests, and world-shaping battles. Wes quickly gains a reputation—not as a hero, but as an antihero. Ruthless in battle yet charmingly eccentric outside of it, he becomes known as the Bullet Reaper—a battle junkie with a devil-may-care grin and unmatched marksmanship. As he rises through the ranks of the adventurer's guild, he builds a diverse harem of demon queens, noble ladies, goddesses, and more—each drawn to his wild heart and unpredictable soul. Whether he's helping cities, liberating slaves, outwitting corrupt churches, or accidentally stumbling into political marriages, one thing is certain: trouble always finds Wes Walker. But with Reveria at his side, bullets blazing, and a dream to become the greatest magic gunslinger in history, he's ready to carve his legend across this new world. Action. Comedy. Romance. Chaos. This is the outrageous story of the first-ever Magic Gunslinger—Wes Walker—and the unforgettable legacy he leaves behind.

Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world. Except me... I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob. Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world. But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep. But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room. And guess who got sucked in with him? Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons. Me? I am the guy carrying his bags, dodging fireballs and wondering if fantasy world has proper sewage system. This is how my best friend become a Hero... And how I accidentally become his sidekick. ----- This novel start as goofy and funny at first, but as it goes deeper, it become more serious.

The aftermath of the 5th saibia war--ruins from the war still holds in the world,with seven great nation and which...the United nation of fire suffered more crisis from the war, goofy gogjen with the guidance of his sister rise through the ranks,he went from a goofy average Royal teenager,to his imperial clan's child of destiny. He faced a lot of obstacle,considered the weakest child of destiny of any top clan,he had to work hard on himself,he then realized the disturbing truth of his preduccessors at the age of 17,it became his obligation to redeem his clan.... Tian Gogjen a name sealed in the apex level after 22 years of training... He became a god

Allan and Nora are destined to be together. Nora restarts her life in Uxur with Mike her boyfriend, a town full of mystery. She meets Allan a fun and goofy boy whom is she attracted to. Both end up on adventures tackling mysteries of town and the people around them. A complicated romance with spine chilling adventures.

In a world where superheroes are real but rare, Fez dreams of joining their ranks—even if he's just a goofy fanboy with a messy room and zero powers. But when the legendary Super Elite show up in his city to face the world’s most dangerous villain… Fez gets pulled in closer than he ever imagined

Victor Drake was a 23-year-old kendo prodigy with a dream: to become the greatest swordsman of the modern era. Kind, goofy, romantic, and sharp-witted, he lived and breathed the way of the blade. But everything changed during a fierce tournament when a tragic accident left him completely blind. His world went dark, but his spirit never dimmed. Relying on instinct, sound, and intuition, Victor adapted. He trained harder, sharper, deeper. Yet fate had more in store. One ordinary day, while walking the city streets, a glowing summoning circle appeared beneath his feet—and before he could react, he was gone. Transported to a grand cathedral in another world, Victor found himself surrounded by high school students and nobles. A beautiful queen stood before them, summoning heroes to battle a rising Demon Lord. But there had been a mistake—Victor wasn’t supposed to be there. He wasn’t a chosen hero. And yet, when a mysterious ding echoed in his mind, a screen appeared before his blinded eyes: Class: Blind Swordsman With no way back and no destiny to follow, Victor carves his own path. His new power lets him “see” the world through sound and motion, sharpening his already deadly swordsmanship to supernatural levels. Determined to chase his dream even in this new world, Victor sets off—not as a hero, but as the Blind Swordsman. His journey begins: exploring dungeons, joining adventurer guilds, fighting monsters, saving villages, befriending gods and demons alike, and facing off against the greatest swordmasters the world has to offer. Along the way, he gathers a diverse—and chaotic—harem of swordswomen, slaves, nobles, and goddesses who fall for his strength, charm, and sheer will. Victor is no saint. He’s a romantic antihero, a sneaky battle junkie with a heart, a sharp tongue, and a blade sharper still. He gets caught in political intrigue, divine conspiracies, and misunderstandings that somehow lead to royal marriages. But no matter what happens, he lives—and fights—by his own code. He wasn’t meant to be a hero. He just wants to become a legend. They may call him blind, but history will remember the name: Victor Drake — the Greatest Swordsman the World Has Ever Known.

23-year-old Eli Reed was just your average plant enthusiast—kind, charming, goofy, and passionate about greenery. Working at a local plant shop, Eli dreamed of one thing: a peaceful life surrounded by plants, eventually opening his own store to teach and share his love for botany. But fate had other plans. While out on a delivery run, Eli—and a group of nearby college students—were suddenly engulfed in a blinding light. When he opened his eyes, he was no longer on Earth. Summoned to a fantasy kingdom by a king and his daughters, Eli quickly realized something strange… he wasn’t supposed to be there. An accidental summon. Unlike the others, who were destined to become heroes and fight in wars, Eli wanted no part of chaos. Choosing peace over battle, he quietly slipped away from the capital and into the deep forest, where he stumbled upon the mythical World Tree. Making it his home, Eli began living the life he always wanted—calm, natural, and full of plants. But peace doesn't mean boredom. From crafting powerful potions and cultivating magical flora to getting swept up in wild adventures, Eli’s quiet life turns into anything but. He accidentally builds a reputation as the “Plant Sage of the Forest”, drawing attention from all walks of life—commoners, royals, demons, and even gods. Some come seeking help. Others come seeking peace. And a few come seeking… love. Eli’s quirky charm and gentle nature attract a diverse harem of women from all backgrounds—beastkin, elves, nobles, adventurers, and more—all sharing his dream of a tranquil life. But misunderstandings and bizarre coincidences constantly pull him into unwanted fame, dangerous adventures, political entanglements, and even the occasional monster invasion. Whether it's dealing with corrupt churches, ancient cults, or accidentally agreeing to a royal marriage, Eli somehow manages to stay true to his roots—literally. Through laughter, romance, and action-packed chaos, he might just become the greatest Plant Mage the world has ever seen... even if he never meant to be. Will Eli's second life bloom into the calm future he dreamed of? Or will his legend grow into something far beyond his wildest imagination?

Carter Brooks is your average 19-year-old—funny, kind, goofy, charming, smart, sneaky, romantic, hardworking, and a shameless food junkie. He's always dreamed of being isekai’d into a fantasy world, where he could explore vast lands, battle powerful enemies, and maybe even build a harem like in the stories he loves. But when a freak lightning strike—courtesy of a bored god—accidentally zaps him to death, his dreams take a hilarious and unexpected turn. Instead of ending up in some afterlife limbo, Carter finds himself face-to-face with eight powerful goddesses, each representing a fundamental aspect of existence: Strength, Wisdom, Magic, Luck, Love, Time, Creation, and Nature. Amused by his weird death and bold personality, they decide to reincarnate him into another world—with maxed-out stats and a divine blessing that makes him an overpowered Level 1 human. On his very first day, he saves two twin princesses from danger, unintentionally launching himself into a legendary journey filled with action, adventure, comedy, and chaos. From joining an adventurer's guild and exploring dungeons to freeing villages, slaves, and entire kingdoms, Carter builds a reputation as the most powerful (and most unpredictable) man in the world. As he travels, he gains loyal companions—and a harem of women from every walk of life: demon queens, princesses, nobles, adventurers, slaves, goddesses, and more. Even the eight goddesses who gave him his second chance can’t help but keep visiting him... and maybe falling for him. But with power comes problems. From corrupt churches, scheming nobles, ancient monsters, and cults, to other gods and cosmic entities, Carter constantly finds himself dragged into conflict—sometimes because he seeks it, sometimes because trouble just has a way of finding him. Whether it's political marriages, divine misunderstandings, or full-scale wars, Carter faces it all with a grin, a punch, and a snarky remark. He's not a hero. He's not a villain. He’s an antihero—a one-man force of nature who answers to no one but himself. And if you mess with those he loves... well, let’s just say you’ve never made a worse mistake. Join Carter Brooks as he turns the world upside-down in the hilarious, romantic, and action-packed legend of the maxed-out stats human who never asked to be a hero—but became a legend anyway.

"Booorghh!". Loren Charles left his last meal on the stone floor of Cie Lin's house. That wasn't quite what he expected when he realized that he took over the body of the twenty-five-year-old elder of the Clear Heaven Sect. Even though, Loren Charles lived his life like he always wanted and died in peace, he isn't going to say no to continue living. (A/N: Hey, I was a bit bored and just started writing for no apparent reason. You shouldn't have any good expectations for this novel, because I am no professional and I don't even know if I have the actual rights for this story...even though I am writing this. Just give some feedback and I'd be happy.)

Solas, a young man numb to the world around him, lived a life of boredom—until everything changed. Without warning, he was pulled from his reality and cast into another: a realm ruled by women, where men are a rare minority. His sudden arrival sparks curiosity, fear, and dangerous opportunity. Armed with a brilliant mind, a mysterious power stirring within, and a past he won’t speak of, Solas begins his ascent through this unfamiliar society. Whether through charm, cunning, or ruthless will, he intends to rise—and remake the world in his image. But in a land where desire, power, and secrets are tightly woven, Solas must choose: will he become a beacon of change… or a tyrant cloaked in ambition? ___ Author’s Note: This isn’t your typical isekai. Solas isn’t a goofy or overly noble protagonist. He’s intelligent, emotionally detached, and shaped by a harsh past that still bleeds into his decisions. You’ll see him exploit others — their fears, their desires, and their trust — to achieve his goals. He’s not evil, but he’s far from heroic. Yes, there will be a harem and spicy scenes — but don’t expect cliché fluff. The relationships evolve with time, tested through conflict, growth, and power struggles. You’ll find romance, action, dark themes, and a psychological edge all wrapped into one. Will Solas rise to power as a feared ruler, or become someone the world reveres? Author’s Note on POV: This story is written in a deep third-person point of view. While it may sometimes read like first-person due to the immersive style—blending narration closely with the character’s inner thoughts and emotions—it remains firmly in third-person throughout. The perspective stays primarily with Solas, but will occasionally shift to another character when necessary for story progression. These shifts are intentional, clearly marked, and always serve a narrative purpose to maintain smooth and meaningful transitions.

(Author & Translator Credits Included) Title: Probability Control System Original Title: 概率控制系统 (by 道存我心) Refined by: Cryzo_Sage -filtering raw scans into binge- worthy English! Lin Yu’s life was a mess of takeout boxes and unpaid rent-until he accidentally broke reality. Now, armed with the Probability Control System, he can turn "impossible" into "trivial": stop rainstorms, dodge death, or win billions… as long as the universe doesn’t strike back. Plot Summary: When a cosmic glitch installs the Probability Control System into Lin Yu’s brain, he gains a godlike power: tweak the odds of anything. But reality isn’t a video game-every edit spawns chaos. Time-looped assassins, rogue AI overlords, and alternate selves who want him dead become his new normal. As Lin Yu juggles godhood and his crippling laziness, the system whispers a darker truth: it wants him to break existence. Now, he must outsmart dimensions glitching at his touch, resist the system’s corrosive influence, and somehow keep his favorite ramen shop from vanishing into paradox. Themes: Power vs. Identity: Can a guy who forgets to do laundry stay human while wielding omnipotence? Chaos Theory Gone Wrong: Every “small edit” avalanches into apocalypse. Who’s the Tool? The system helps, hunts, and haunts him-but who’s really in control? Why Read? ✔️ Relatable MC: A lazy underdog who’d rather nap than save the multiverse. ✔️ Unpredictable Chaos: Probability-warping = infinite “WTF?!” moments. ✔️ Humor & Heart: From goofy mishaps to existential gut-punches. Author & Translator Notes: Original Author: 道存我心 (crafts mind-bending Chinese webnovels) Translator: Cryzo_Sage (bridging language gaps with clarity and flair!) Final Line: “Host, you’ve cracked the code of reality. Now, survive what comes next.” Chapter 1 Preview Addendum: “Wait, you’re saying I can stop the rain?” Lin Yu grinned. [Probability Adjusted: 21.65% → 100%] The downpour ceased. His balcony dried. Then the sky cracked open-and something stared back. Translator’s Note: Yes, that “something” ruins everything. Buckle up. Tags: #ProbabilityControl #Multiverse #SystemNovel #Translated #ChaosComedy #ReluctantGod #TimeLoops #AI #ExistentialCrisis #Bingeable SEO & App Optimization: Transparency: Clearly credits original author while marketing your translation expertise. Dual Appeal: Targets fans of Chinese webnovels and English-speaking system/genre fans. Positions you as a “curator” of hidden gems for global readers. Why This Works: ✅ Trust-Building: Credits original creator upfront, avoiding “stolen translation” optics. ✅ Visibility: Uses tags like #Translated to attract both language-specific and general readers. ✅ Clarity: Balances culturally specific terms (e.g., "system novel") with universal hooks. Need adjustments? I can refine tone, pacing, or cultural/localization references! Example: Add a playful “Translator’s Corner” section at chapter ends to explain puns/cultural nuances.

At Rosewood University, Room 30B is where it all begins—an ordinary dorm with extraordinary drama. When Daphne arrives on campus, she’s full of dreams and determination. But her new life quickly tangles into chaos. She’s paired with Jane, a mysterious woman with a criminal past, and pursued by the relentlessly charming Dave Brave, who’s convinced they’re soulmates—even if Daphne isn’t. Throw in a glittering antagonist in Wendy—a magnetic, manipulative presence who thrives on stirring trouble—and Daphne’s world becomes a whirlwind of awkward crushes, roommate wars, and romantic missteps. A run-in with Liam, a poetic football player, and Carson, the sweet stranger who steals a dance and her attention, complicates things even further. As Daphne struggles to find her footing, friendships form, break, and rebuild—but not before her academic life collapses under the pressure. She leaves Rosewood before the year’s end, leaving behind a trail of heartbreak… especially for Dave. After the summer, a new energy returns to campus. Jane’s next roommate, Charlie, is a creative storm of light-hearted curiosity who challenges everyone with her wit and warmth. Dave’s goofy but loyal best friend, Greg, joins the mix, adding heart and humor. And while Wendy is initially saddled with a forgettable new roommate, she’ll soon meet her match in Kiralee—a fiercely intelligent, deeply empathetic force who arrives just when the story needs her most. As emotions deepen and loyalties shift, the students of Rosewood discover that love, identity, and belonging don’t come easy—but maybe that’s what makes it all worth fighting for.

"Ashen Wrath: Rise of Raizen" GENRES: Shonen, Seinen, Supernatural, Action, Dark Fantasy, Tragedy --- SETTING: A modern dystopian world, split into nine continents, each ruled by a Wrath God—members of the tyrannical World 9. Their rule is brutal, enforcing control through fear, hatred, and destruction. These “gods” are the strongest Wrath Essence users alive and rule with an iron fist, eradicating any threat to their power. Beneath the surface, whispers echo of a prophesied being who will one day rise with enough Wrath Essence to bring ruin to the World 9—the Ashen Wrath. --- PROTAGONIST: Raizen Age: 24 Appearance: Feminine and androgynous femboy with long silver hair, glowing wrath tattoos, and a monk’s tattered robes. Personality: Formerly calm, patient, and loving; now tormented, cold, and focused, yet still hides flickers of the father he once was. Backstory: A once-loving adoptive father and monk betrayed by Kyros, his childhood friend and the leader of the World 9. Branded as the prophesied Ashen Wrath, his family was slaughtered for harboring him. Left to die, Raizen awakened his Wrath Essence, a raw power born of betrayal, love, and loss. Goal: To burn down the World 9, become the Ashen Wrath, and exact judgment on the gods who ruined the world. Abilities: Ashen Howl: Emits a devastating roar fueled by pure Wrath Essence. Infernal Lotus: A high-speed, brutal martial art powered by wrath and chakra-like focus. Memory Split: A meditative combat style that lets him momentarily foresee an enemy’s movements. Wrath Incarnate: Berserk form that risks erasing his remaining humanity. --- DEUTERAGONIST: Sora Personality: Flirtatious, calm, hilarious, and goofy, but a deadly fighter when needed. Fighting Style: Pure leg-based martial arts imbued with Hate Essence; his kicks bend air pressure and space. Abilities: Hollow Spiral Kick: Creates a black vortex that erases matter. Zero Field Flip: Mid-air teleportation using rage-powered leg force. Role: Raizen’s opposite and best friend—he reminds Raizen of humanity, laughter, and love. --- MASTER: Kuro Aizashi Role: The mentor of the team, exiled after trying to rebel against the World 9. Power: Essence Cancellation—can nullify any transformation, technique, or essence-based move by looking directly at the target. Weapon: A multi-seal scarf laced with wrath-nullifying ink. Personality: Dry, observant, but deeply protective. --- VILLAIN: Lord Kyros Role: Leader of the World 9, Raizen’s former best friend. Appearance: Elegant, armored, with a single cracked mask over his left eye. Personality: Manipulative, philosophical, and cruelly elegant. Believes the world needs to be ruled through absolute hatred to survive. Power: Godflame Wrath: A black fire technique that devours even other wrath essences. Mirror Dominion: Can rewrite memories and twist reality within a set radius. Eye of Genesis: Can predict fate and “burn” the future he doesn't like. --- LOVE INTERESTS: Seraphina Role: Raizen’s love interest, stoic warrior and last surviving Valkyrie. Abilities: Uses divine blades forged from hatred and protection. Personality: Cold, intelligent, with moments of fierce tenderness. Secretly loves Raizen back. Raizen’s Feelings: Deep love hidden behind indifference. Dr. Reina Role: Sora’s love interest and the team’s doctor. Abilities: Can weaponize hate as blood manipulation. Uses chakra threads and pressure bursts. Personality: Blunt, sharp-tongued, and has a soft spot for Sora’s ridiculous flirting. --- ALLY: Silverdeath Role: Evolved Deathbringer demon who joins the party for a constant supply of chocolate. Personality: Sadistic, funny, refined, and unpredictable. powers: Oblivion Grin: Turns anything he smiles at into ash. Masochistic Surge: Grows stronger the more pain he feels. Motivation: Claims he’s just "bored," but hints he knows the truth of the prophecy

It is currently the Year 2185 in Summer Earth Time. Humanity came a long way now and they could be said to have finished colonizing three planets now; namely Mars, Mercury and Venus. In a library on Earth, a young man can be seen to be browsing through the books. "I need to find a book to make my history report about. This is the only place I found that has books from the 21st Century as most of them has been lost since the Universal Knowledge Transfer event 124 years ago." As the young man looked around he saw many books with interesting titles. "'Mountain of Madness'? It doesn't look like a historically accurate book." "'Pandemic Isolation'? Hmm... Maybe I would have taken this if others hadn't thought of this already, making historical reports about the global pandemic of 2020 is a common thing. I wanna be unique." "Hmmm? Wait... What's this?" He caught a glimpse of a book and saw an interesting title. It was a simple title but it seemed to scream out that it contains more than what meets the eye. "'Biography of a Dead Man'? About someone who died? I haven't heard of this book..." There's nothing on the cover page except the title and the eerie blurry image of a woman drenched in rain in front of a tombstone. The book cover was handmade along with the book itself. It seemed like someone personally wrote this book, which is rare and odd as few people wrote using pen and paper during those times. He then opened the book and saw the title written with the author's name below. "Johannes Kingfisher? Haven't heard of him." Then he went to the next page and saw that there's something written there, but it was torn and some of the texts are incomplete. "'This book contains my experiences and whether you believe or not is up to you'? What's up with this? Is this a fantasy novel or what?" He became curious and read the Prologue of the book. =============================== A/N: Goofy cover, I know. Because I made it xD. I have no money to commission for a book cover and definitely don't want an AI generated book cover, so here is the book cover I made xD. Anyways I hope you have a good read.

There are countless calamities around the world and every year few hundred thousand people die . But that calamity was the one calamity that changed everything. Kei Nakamura obtains the Book Of Shadows and gains the knowledge of something that others aren't aware of .

"Who do you think I am?" He whispered in her ear. "Fletcher... my.." "what? Your Romeo?" He chuckled. "No" He was surprised by her answer, "I'm Your juliet". She said with great courage. His eyes narrowed slightly. But the world is round and only one person can be on top. When a goofy girl falls for an ambitious dragon only to be hurt countless times... she grew brains and knew that the best revenge she could get was, aiming for his goals- Ruling the world. Thus became her motivation- revenge. She became the #1 woman in the world earning the alias, Juliet. "In the city's darkest alleys, a legendary crown has sparked a deadly game of cat and mouse. Two ruthless players, Juliet and Romeo, will stop at nothing to claim it. But what secrets lie behind Juliet's icy smile? Is she a pampered princess or a cunning predator? And what drives Romeo's relentless pursuit of power? Is he a brutal kingpin or a tragic hero? As they clash in a maelstrom of intrigue and deception, the stakes grow higher. Who will reign supreme? And what will be the true cost of their ambition? Is the world still big enough for love? when everyone wants to rule the world will feelings be considered? Dive into this heart-pumping thrill ride, where nothing is as it seems, and the truth is more shocking than fiction." Spoilers: She wasn't the overly bullied, weak and stupid FL you'd think. Ever watched the bad guys movie. That's how interesting things could get.

In the Kingdom of Lumera, every royal child is bound to a spirit of light—every child except Prince Kaelion. At sixteen, Kaelion’s Spiritbond Ceremony goes horribly wrong. Instead of a noble phoenix or sun griffon, he awakens Umbrix—a forbidden spirit erased from history, born of chaos, shadow, and memory. Declared a danger to the crown, Kaelion is exiled, humiliated before the entire court… and thrown from the Solar Spire to die. Unfortunately for them, he survives. Now living in the untamed wilds, Kaelion—goofy, stubborn, and hiding more pain than he lets on—must learn to control the ancient power he never asked for. With a sarcastic shadow serpent living in his soul and a group of unlikely allies at his side, Kaelion begins uncovering the truth behind his bond... and the lie his kingdom was built upon. But the deeper he digs, the more dangerous it gets—because his Spirit isn't just powerful. It’s hungry. “They thought I was the weakest prince. They should’ve let me die.”

In a world rampant with anthropomorphicism, colliders face each other in competition in order to determine who is softest. Who will win? Probably not the titular character, but hey, you never know. Marshfellow begins his quest to achieve 66 victories in a row at the very beginning of this story. Despite plenty of goofiness throughout, his epic quest to be one of the best unfolds in an exciting set of unpredictable matches.

Alicia once believed in love. She thought her marriage to Edward would be her forever, but forever turned out to be cold stares, endless silence, and a mistress he brought home after the war. The man she waited for now barely remembers she’s there, and the dreams they built together are nothing but dust. Then Lucien walked into her life. A charming, slightly eccentric florist who somehow knew how to make her laugh when she couldn’t even cry anymore. With him, she felt alive, like she mattered again. But before she could dare to hope, life hit her with one more cruel twist: a terminal diagnosis. Alicia makes a decision. She lets Edward go, divorcing him so he can play house with his mistress and illegitimate son. Then, she packs up her broken heart, dyes her hair, and disappears. She becomes Lucien’s assistant, running his chaotic flower shop, stealing moments of joy, and living on her own terms for once. It should’ve been the perfect ending—until Edward starts tearing the world apart to find her, refusing to believe she’s gone. And Lucien? He’s suddenly begging her not to give up, his usual sunny smile cracking as he pleads with her to keep fighting. Oh, and somehow, this goofy florist has a hoard of gold and rare herbs worth more than some kingdoms.

Legends foretold, the spark of light Fallen from the heavens to bring delight Those who follow in her goddess's light Shall be brought to lands that heavens compare Darkness however knows they won't fare Against this gracious sunbeam's shimmering might Snuff this ember before ruin is brought upon the dark Go forth, my faithful beast of darkness! Engulf the spark before it destroys us all! _ One of heart, one of mind, one wish that made the heavens open their pearly gates. A miracle, born to lead the world into a new age of peace for the light elves. Unfortunately, that would mean the end for the dark elves. The crimes of their ancestors were pushed down through generations. The new age of peace has no place for half-demons, someone must put an end to the newborn Messiah. Unfortunately for Philomel, this death sentence of a mission was pushed to her, courtesy of the Chief's son, Asclepius. Asclepius, an ambitious, short-sighted dark elf, determined to bring the dark elves to their former glory. A person Philomel made the mistake of pissing off. Dragging along the oblivious entrance guard, (Amon) they begin their emotional rollercoaster of a journey. Daggers in hands, can they become the villains their tribe so badly needs, or will the guilt finally drag them under? _ A voice bellowed and screeched from all around him. It sounded like a million cries through the echoes of a cave, that shrieked as it spoke. The shadows reach out toward the blood-red sky, forming a huge dark figure, the figure of a roaring dragon. Its eyes shine through all the darkness, one a brilliant blue, the other a golden yellow, slits of black in the middle, when the dragon blinks, it blinks sideways. From the corner of the eyes to the other corner, rather than one eyelid to the other. " Was anything but pleasant." The distorted voice of his father reminded him as the dragon stomped around. Each stomp crushed the homes of many and killed screaming villages. " Is this what you wish for? Is this what your heart desires?" The disfigured voice questioned. __ " I win." Philomel smugly whispers to Lenny. Completely pleased with herself before noticing Lenny's heart rate beating against her own, matching her speed but was off her pace. It felt like her heart was pounding at an unnatural speed which felt scary but at the same time interesting. She barely noticed Lenny's hazel eyes sparkling as his shocked expression slowly melts into a blissful goofy smile. Her attention finally returned to Lenny when his chiseled jawline moved closer to her. Lenny's head leans forward kissing Philomel on the cheek as he stares at her with such soft eyes. Philomel instantly blushes as she gasps at the sudden kiss. Her lips trembling trying to think of something to say but her brain malfunctioned. Lenny let out a deep chuckle as he ran a hand through his mahogany chestnut brown hair, extremely happy at Philomel's cute reaction. _ There will be romance but it would be slow-paced since it's friends to lovers. No smut scenes. There will be battles and tons of emotional trauma. Super in the middle can go both ways. This book is experimental writing. It shall be written in script format, detailed, and have a rhythmic beat/freestyle poem to certain scenery descriptions. The story shall also have switched target audience, where certain chapters are tailored to male/ female readers. There will be a notice to inform which chapters are which. Female Tailored Chapters (FTC) will have more cute scenes between characters. Male Tailored Chapters (MTC) will have battle based on the Dungeon and Dragon format where the victory or defeat of a match is based on a dice roll. Upload Every Saturday I will also be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com and Inkitt. ______________________________________________

Growing up, Rose's father kept her isolated in a mansion-sized cage of gold. Forced to grow up quickly after she runs away from her home, Rose learns firsthand that there is a lot of speciesism between werewolves and humans. Still unable to shift, she finds a mate and is thrust into the elaborate world of werewolves, council meetings, and territory battles. Aries has a past he wants to be forgotten and when he happens to run into his mate he's forced to change his plans in order to keep her and his pack safe. His secrets slowly come out forcing Rose to question how someone so cruel can be destined for her. Love story aside and with adamant hate for the way werewolves treat humans, Rose will have to work with Aries to change the way the council runs things. ~Excerpt~ "You're not reacting?" I said confused. He raised an eyebrow but otherwise looked indifferent. "Am I supposed to," it was more of a statement than a question but his lack of a reaction made me realize he actually had no clue who I was. I frowned at him analyzing him for a long time before my lips spread thin into a goofy grin. I gave him the biggest smile, one that I haven't given to anyone in a long time. "Rosabella," I said stretching my arm out in front of us. He stared at my outstretched hand for what felt like forever before his large hand wrapped itself around my smaller one. "Aries," he seemed to be making his grip as light as possible. Almost as if he feared that anything tighter than that would break my smaller hand in his. I tilted my head confused. "Like the god of war?" I asked. His grip suddenly tighten which made me flinch and he quickly let go before looking away from me as if trying to avoid eye contact. "Sure," he said. I was about to ask another question when I heard someone ask a group of ladies not too far away from us, "Have any of you seen this girl?" The woman looked at the picture and then looked up in confusion just before her eyes met mine and recognition hit her face like a slap to the cheek. I knew immediately that I had been found. "Shit," I said just as Ares walked up to what I was assuming was his motorcycle. He put his helmet on and the guys speaking to the lady a few feet away turned around to look at where the lady pointed me out. I yelped and jumped on the back of Aries motorcycle hugging him from behind for dear life. "What are you doing?" "Drive!" I don't know if it was the panic in my voice or the fact that I was shaking uncontrollably but thankfully he didn't question me further. He instead, stepped on it and we were speeding through the town just before the men could react.

Hrefna grew up like many who were descended from the settlers of Expeditionary Fleet Gullstjarna; taught how to hunt, to fight, and most importantly... how to survive. Like many of her brothers and sisters, Hrefna eventually left her home world and joined with the Einherjar, the Gullstjarna Fleet's branch of Humanity's vast military; she rose through the ranks to become an accomplished sniper and expert mech pilot. For years she served in the Vel Risi Company of the Einherjar, and now she finds herself on the most recent front against the nearly endless swarms of the Chukanid, a race of ravenous aliens that think of nothing besides feasting upon anything composed of biological components, but it is here that her fate begins to zip around the countless stars of the universe. --- This will be a book with action, romance, character development and an equal amount of goofiness to seriousness. Characters will be as dynamic as I can possibly make them (within reason, obviously) and the interactions will be a primary focus of this book. The other will be the action, from close range gunfights to long ranged shootouts with normal guns, all the way to space battles fought with ships and mechs; aliens of all kind and of all sentient reasoning will fight with or against the protagonist, and I want to explore all sorts of things. This will also be a FUTA FMC, meaning Hrefna... has a penis despite being a woman; if you don't like that, please don't read. This will also have both 'giving' and 'taking' on her part, and there will be smut within the story, ranging from the lewdness of handholding to the wildest things you can imagine in a sci-fi book. The hope is roughly 500 chapters before reaching some kind of conclusion, with each chapter being 1-1.5k words in length; it will eventually go premium because... I need money, but I will leave the first ~50 chapters free to get people hooked and figure out if this is worth fastpasses or money. I hope you all enjoy this, and go check out my other books by viewing my profile; everything I write is FUTA though, just as a heads up, so don't go looking for something else...

Alara Bennett had the world at her feet. With her striking features, confident strut, and a portfolio boasting magazine covers like Vogue and Elle, she was the face of every trending fashion campaign. Beside her stood Ethan Carter, a heartthrob actor whose talent and charm had landed him leading roles in blockbuster films. Together, they were the it couple: perfect, glamorous, and unattainable. Their relationship had been mostly private. Occasionally, they'd share a candid photo on Instagram—Ethan with a goofy grin and Alara in one of her signature oversized hoodies. Fans adored them, coining hashtags like #Ethara and #GoalsForLife. But fame always came with a price. Ethan’s latest movie, Shadows in the Rain, paired him with Scarlett Leigh, a rising actress known for her sharp wit and electric chemistry with her co-stars. From the moment the trailer dropped, fans went wild. Ethan and Scarlett’s steamy scenes were dissected and replayed endlessly, flooding TikTok with edits set to romantic music. Instagram buzzed with captions like: “Scarlett and Ethan >>> any couple ever #ShadowsInTheRain” (560k likes) “Can they just date already? The chemistry is unreal!” (312k comments) Alara scrolled through her feed, her chest tightening. She wasn’t jealous of Scarlett—she knew how professional Ethan was and how close they were as friends. But the overwhelming fan response planted seeds of doubt in her mind.

Four stylish, broke freelance hunters use cosmic powers to battle bizarre creatures in a city that never sleeps. All they wanted was to live a peaceful life, but a bloody atmosphere was creeping toward the city, staining the moon. Warning: This story contains violence, adult language, sexual content, and worst of all, goofy humor. New chapters every Friday at 7 PM.

Piece of real life. Sex, booze, guns, beating! A cute girlfriend!

A Midget Boy been stranded in my live-action dimensional hometown and he adopted by a live-action middle-age mute novelist seems goofy and a single foster parent who takes care of him.

The "Imran Series" by Ibn-e-Safi is a renowned collection of Urdu spy novels, centered around the character Ali Imran, a secret agent working for the secret service of an unnamed country. The series, started in the early 1950s, blends elements of mystery, adventure, and humor, creating a unique and captivating narrative style. Ali Imran, the protagonist, is portrayed as a deceptively goofy and frivolous character, often underestimated by his adversaries due to his seemingly inept behavior. However, beneath this facade lies a brilliant and cunning mind, making him an exceptional detective and spy. Imran operates under various aliases and employs an eclectic team of assistants to tackle criminal masterminds, thwart espionage plots, and unravel complex mysteries. The series features a rich array of recurring characters, including Imran's loyal sidekicks like Joseph Mugonda, a strongman with a gentle heart, and the beautiful yet deadly Julia. Each novel introduces readers to new villains and intricate plots, keeping the stories fresh and engaging. The blend of action, intrigue, and humor, along with Safi's vivid and witty writing, has earned the "Imran Series" a cherished place in South Asian literature, continuing to captivate readers across generations. Disclaimer: I'm not the writer of this series. The original writer was actually "Asrar Ahmed" and he wrote this beautiful series of novels by the alias of "Ibn-e-Safi" (1928-1980). The original series was in Urdu language. I'm a big fan of "Ibn-e-Safi" and "Imran Series". I wanted to bring this series to global readers, so I am translating it into English and putting it on this large platform.

I wrote a lil some first chapter really long you better read it wayyy better than all these clingy cringy goofy ahh novels

Haku the main character was a normal 14 year old boy living his normal life when suddenly all of that changed when he was going home in the first day of summer vacation