Your Momma So Poor Jokes

In the bustling heart of Tokyo, Cid Hayashi and Kiyomi Izumi navigate the delicate dance between friendship and budding romance in So Near, So Almost, So Sweet. Their bond, forged through shared laughter and countless moments spent truly understanding each other, begins to blossom into something more, a sweet and tantalizing "almost" that lingers in the air. Both harbor secret feelings, terrified that confessing their true emotions will shatter the comfortable dynamic they've carefully cultivated. As they navigate the ups and downs of school life, from awkward encounters in the hallways to stolen moments beneath the cherry blossoms, their unspoken desires simmer beneath the surface, creating a will-they-won't-they tension that keeps them—and their friends—on their toes. Will their fear of rejection ultimately keep them apart, or will they find the courage to risk it all for a chance at love?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

[Welcome to the 4th Dimension] Ari is a girl who's best friend committed suicide on her 20th. After being sent down a depressed spiral a gift from her aunt gives her a way to bring her back. Using a unique glass of milk she's sent to the 4th Dimension, a place where lost souls can be saved and returned Now with the help of a talking panda bear and some new friends she journeys through to retrieve the souls of people who have taken their own lives and save the life of her lost friend.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

[Interstellar Transmigration + 1v2 + delicate fl + slow paced] When Rosalee woke up from her sleep, her world had completely changed. As if it wasn't shocking enough, she had turned from a little rich woman to a poor peasant who depended on her brofher to survive. She looked at the expired nutrient solutions in her hand, then her brother and made a ruthless decision. She was going to find a sugar daddy to raise herself!! Caution Before Entering: 1. If you're into strong female lead, this might be not for you. The female lead is physically weak, so she gets abused by mls every time. 2. Lots of beautiful misunderstandings. 3. This is a slow-paced story, so proceed with caution in case you fall asleep while reading. 5. Lastly, if you enjoy my work, feel free to drop me a line and support my novel. But if it's not your cup of tea, no worries, just close the book and move on. I'm here to get your honest feedback, so don't hold back. Let me know what you loved and what you didn't. Thank you, I hope you have a fruitful day and a sleepless night.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

One baby. One broke baby daddy. One very exhausted single mom. Riley Carter has enough on her plate, running a struggling bakery, surviving on caffeine and four hours of sleep, and raising baby Emma alone. The last thing she needs is Ethan Walker, the carefree artist who ghosted her ten months ago, strolling into her shop asking for croissants. Except Ethan isn’t just an old fling, he’s Emma’s father. And he has no idea. Now, with nowhere to live (because surprise—he’s homeless!) and zero parenting skills, Ethan insists on stepping up. Riley, against her better judgment, lets him crash in her spare room, on one condition: no freeloading, no screw-ups, and definitely no flirting. But Ethan is a walking disaster, and co-parenting quickly turns into chaos. Between late-night diaper disasters, bakery mishaps, and a very awkward almost-kiss, Riley starts to see a new side of him, the one that makes her heart race. He’s trying. He’s changing. And worst of all… he’s making her feel things. Can a broke baby daddy prove he’s more than just a mistake? Or will Riley choose the safe, responsible life she’s built without him? A sweet, hilarious, and heartwarming romance about unexpected parenthood, second chances, and falling in love when you least expect it.

Why so obsessed? A world where beauty equates to strengths. As ugliness equates to feebleness. A dying world filled with depravity. Where its counterparts? Follow the story of a couple dancing in the Requiem of Madness. ------------------ No harem No NTR Couple battle-orientation

Four bullies led by Du Ziheng, a young master from a wealthy family, constantly oppose, make things difficult for and bully the protagonist. The female lead, a wealthy heiress, has been betrothed to the second male lead by her parents, but she is partial to the penniless male lead and protects him everywhere. This makes her fiancé, Du Ziheng, even more jealous. This book is set in a campus noble school at the beginning, and then the scene shifts to the city and the workplace, telling stories of various rivalries between men and women. Surprisingly, the male lead is somehow dragged by the female lead to be her "girlfriend" to sneak into the engagement ceremony and even "hijack" the wedding. There is also a modern - day "Chen Shimei" story. The male lead's father once abandoned his wife to climb the social ladder. He managed to break into the board of directors of the Hao Group by his own ability and replaced his father - in - law. Later, he found his son, the male lead, who had been abandoned for many years. Together with the female lead, they helped the male lead rise to become a domineering CEO. They successfully disrupted the engagement ceremony of the second male lead and the female lead, and then the two of them fled together. Later, the female lead used the trick of feigning injury and claimed to be pregnant before marriage to threaten her family, making the male lead successfully marry into the Zhan family as a son - in - law. His life as a son - in - law doesn't seem to be easy. He is abused and bullied by his sister - in - law who was fostered outside since childhood and has been separated from the family for many years, and is looked down upon by his mother - in - law. How does he endure humiliation and overcome difficulties step by step, and finally successfully turn things around and win the favor of his mother - in - law, Ellie?

"One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces..." "A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26."

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+. No rape.] WebNovel Spirity Awards 2025 Entry Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF

"Sayang, dimana minuman hangatku?" "Ini, minumlah dan tidur yang nyenyak" sahut Yohanna sembari meletakkan segelas susu di hadapan Jonathan. "Sayang, aku alergi kacang. apa kamu lupa?" respon Jonathan melihat segelas susu almond di hadapannya "Ops... benarkah?" sahut Yohanna kaget "Hampir saja kamu tidur nyenyak selamanya" lanjutnya dengan senyum kecil

Cynthia thought she had it all: wealth, family, friends, and a guy who loved her. She was actually happy in her life until everything turned into a worst nightmare, a man she loved. Victor and her best friend plotted against her; they killed her and took everything away from her. Cynthia was mercilessly shot on her wedding night. But it seemed like fate was on her side; she was saved by the most powerful man in the city, and when Cynthia woke up. All she wanted was vengeance, but can she defeat the man she loved with all her heart? Will she choose to forgive and love, or will she choose the most dangerous path of vengeance?

※This book contains elements of likes and dislikes, such as coercive relationships. Please keep this in mind when using it. This is already my eighth suicide attempt. Empress Miledia did not die this time either. But this time it's a little strange. “Amnesia?” Emperor Lyle finds Miledia's operation laughable. They've been tormenting me so much the entire time, and now they're saying I'm losing my memory? Even if there is no need to postpone, the annexation date comes around once every two weeks. It's useless. Even so, I have no intention of giving it to you. However, if there is something that Lyle overlooked, it is that there really is another substance inside the shell. Soo-yeon Oh, an ordinary office worker in Korea. After his death due to absurdly excessive drinking, he entered the novel . Miledia is an extra who dies at the beginning of the play, but she survives. So what happens to the female protagonist, Seira? It's supposed to work out well with Lyle, right? The day of annexation arrived amidst confusion. For some reason, Miledia's strange scent stimulates Lyle's lust. “Your lips can’t be this sweet…” … .” From that day on, His Majesty's annoying obsession begins. Is this really okay?

Story of a chuddy girl who never find a perfect love , friends and family Will she fall in love ....

He fell into this world without knowing why and became a dragon rider. “There are no dragons in this world.” There was magic, there were spirits, and there were monsters. There just weren’t any dragons. However, there was no way in the world he could just give up and die. And one day, a voice spoke in his head. [I will guide you until the day you are truly worthy] Author: Geulump (글럼프) Translator: BananaOoyoo & Yojj Influencer: _Saint_Deus_

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.