Please Don T Eat Me

There was a turtle here, He was a bandit! A robber! A shameless scoundrel! Don't mess with him!

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In the midst of a deadly underworld war, Don Lucien, a ruthless and cunning leader, takes a young bartender named Sylvia under his wing after she witnesses a murder. Forced into Lucien's world, Sylvia undergoes a transformation from innocent bartender to top-tier spy and assassin. As Lucien molds her into his lethal protégée, he awakens a darkness within her she never knew existed. As they work together, their mutual attraction grows, blurring the lines between loyalty, duty, and forbidden love. But with their lives on the line, can their relationship survive the treacherous landscape they've become entangled in, or will their feelings for each other become their greatest weakness?

“Please Touch Me, Master.” This was Bi Chen’s go-to game, and after nearly reaching 100% Completion in it, he suddenly finds himself in the game world of Alteir. Unfortunately, this only marks the beginning of his problems. In this world, there are all kinds of creatures, but the only category that matters are two: Masters & Slaves. What happens when this transmigrator from Earth gets stuck as a slave from the very start and must now find a way to not only survive, but also ascend beyond even the realm of Master and become a Sovereign? Worse still… how can he do this when his Race is recognized as the weakest in the world. —Lesser Undead, Zombie. Tags: Fantasy. Action. Adventure. Taming. Antihero. Villain. Survival. Magic. WeaktoStrong. Romance. Harem.

This is Nikolai and Elara’s daughter, Nova’s love story from Love me or Break me. -------------- Eighteen, unfiltered, and painted in chaos—Nova Volkov doesn’t follow rules. She rewrites them. Daughter of Elara, the design queen, and Nikolai, the Bratva legend, Nova is a storm in designer boots with a paintbrush in one hand and sarcasm on her tongue. She’s untouchable. Unapologetic. Unhinged. And absolutely adored—especially by her mafia father, who gifted her an art gallery under someone else’s name. Because, you know, privacy. Then she meets Andrew. A quiet barista with kind eyes and a tragic past, Andrew is everything Nova isn’t—soft, gentle, real. He doesn’t care about her last name. He just wants to design beautiful spaces and breathe without looking over his shoulder. She falls. Hard. But just when Nova thinks she’s found something untouched by her bloodstained world, the truth surfaces: Andrew’s parents died in a fire set by none other than her father. Now he can’t look at her without seeing flames. And she can’t look at herself without feeling like the villain. Can love survive the sins of a family? Or will the fire that brought them together… tear them apart?

A story of a loser, for a loser by a loser.

I was trained to kill him. I never expected to love him. "Alessia Romano is no ordinary bride. Beneath the silk and smiles lies a trained assassin—sent by the Syndicate to marry and murder the most dangerous man in Italy: Leon Moretti.Cold, brutal, and feared by all, Leon is the ruthless mafia Don who killed her father. Or so she’s been told.But as secrets unravel and desire ignites, Alessia finds herself torn between duty and obsession, betrayal and temptation.Each kiss blurs the line. Each touch brands her soul.When her mission fails, and a deadly war erupts between their worlds, one thing becomes clear:This was never just a marriage. It was a trap—for both of them.Branded by vengeance. Bound by desire. Will love survive the blood they've spilled

Don't Mess with the Boss In a vibrant, fast-paced city brimming with skyscrapers, neon lights, and secrets, Sarah thought she had her life under control. A carefree, no-nonsense woman from Earth, she lived by her own rules—until the mysterious "System" showed up and turned everything upside down. Wiping her memories and rewriting her past, the System threw Sarah into a mission she never asked for: prevent villains from rising by interfering in their lives before it’s too late. Now, Sarah’s a "boss" with an unconventional job—adopting and mentoring people who teeter on the edge of heroism or villainy. First on her chaotic to-do list? A pair of polar opposites: Leon, a headstrong boy destined to be a hero, and Eren, a brooding genius whose path to villainy seems inevitable. Juggling her day job, parental duties, and cryptic tasks from the System, Sarah is forced to navigate a modern world of high-stakes drama, complex emotions, and moral gray areas. But as Sarah dives deeper, cracks in the System’s story begin to show. What is the System really after? Why does it seem so intent on keeping Sarah in the dark? And most importantly, is she just a pawn in a larger game? With her sharp tongue, fierce independence, and a knack for turning chaos into opportunity, Sarah’s determined to take charge—of her tasks, her newfound "family," and even the System itself. Because one thing is clear: no one messes with the boss. Don't Mess with the Boss is a modern, action-packed story full of humor, heart, and a fresh take on the battle between good and evil. It's about finding redemption, challenging fate, and learning that even villains deserve a second chance.

Having fallen in love with a man, An angelic being was sentenced to hades as an eternal punishment from the eternal ones for mingling with the affairs of mankind. Her offspring would grow up as a Demi Angel, carrying both angelic and human DNA in his body. Learning about his mother's fate in hades, he would wretch havoc on the earth and attempt to wage war with the eternal ones

#R18 "AHH, just like that. Fuck me more deeper!" Amelia's moans filled the air, orgasm spilling through her thighs. ** She does nothing but melts at his touch, crave for every inch of his shaft. His fingertips are like magic, trailing her soft skin like ushers of the wind. It's hard to resist his touch and when he thrusts in her? She doesn't want him to stop. **** Amelia's life spiraled into misery when she got caught in the webs of slavery by the ruthless mafia Don, Alessandro DeMarco. As a punishment for trying to infiltrate his mafia organisation, he made her his slave and she was bound to work for him forever. Amelia struggled with the pain of betrayal and mistrust. Her boyfriend, who claimed to love her led her into the webs of destruction and even betrayed her when he ought to stand in for her. Amelia accepted her fate and agreed to work for the Don but as she continued to work for him as a loyal servant, she remained his assets; one bound forever to the Deadly mafia Don. What happens when love trips in? Will Alessandro be able to control his feelings for her? Will Amelia suppress the urge to keep spreading her legs for the Mafia Don as he always made her wet!

An ordinary girl named Yumi is transferred to a new school in the hope of starting life from scratch. But instead of a friendly reception, she is faced with cruel ridicule and harassment. Every day becomes a challenge, and there seems to be no way out. Everything changes when Ren, the most popular guy in school, gets in her way, surrounded by attention and adoration. It would seem that they have nothing in common, but one chance encounter turns everything upside down. Ren, contrary to expectations, turns out to be not what everyone thinks. Behind the mask of confidence lies a sensitive and kind person who decides to help Yumi. He becomes her protector, and then something more. But will their nascent feeling be able to overcome school gossip, envy, and past resentments? And will Yumi be able to believe in herself when the whole world seems to be against her?

She was a failure in the eyes of everyone in her pack. She failed to develop the stamina and other features a normal pup would when she was young. Later, she failed to turn at the expected age. And many believed she would also fail to get a mate, but they were wrong. She did get her mate and it wasn't just anyone in the pack, he was the future alpha of the pack. In the future every member had to answer and submit to him. She should've gotten he happily ever after right? Sadly, just a couple months after being announced as the mate of the future alpha, she was almost killed by him. In order to survive she had to forcefully turn, pushing the limits of her little life closer to the edge of death.

Twyla's quaint coffee shop was her happy place, a sun-drenched haven filled with the comforting sounds of her community. Until he arrived. Carrying the weight of a broken past and seeking solace and a second chance, his raw vulnerability resonated deep within her. Twyla, with her natural empathy, couldn't resist the urge to help him heal. But as she poured her energy into mending his shattered world, she unknowingly put her own heart on the line, setting herself up for a heartbreak she never saw coming.

10 year old Betty, a schizophrenic with an unusual coping mechanism… her doll Lisa. Lisa is real and is just trying to keep her safe… or so she thought

A mother who just lost her child. "It's not you fault mama, i'm in a better place now. "

She didn’t believe in love — until silence began to speak louder than words. A slow-burn office romance following Anaya, an emotionally distant yet brilliant woman, whose life takes a turn when a new colleague silently begins to crack the armor she’s worn for years. In a world where hearts lie easily, can theirs remain honest?

“I'll never love him again!" Dexie Hansley was the stunning and loving wife of Luke Huxley Dawson, the young, attractive, and successful head of a billion-dollar company. Despite Dexie's commitment to Luke Huxley Dawson, she never received the affection and attention she sorely needed from him before his untimely and tragic passing. After getting a second chance at life, Dexie completes the divorce and ends her one-sided relationship with Luke Huxley Dawson. However, this decision triggers a change in Luke Huxley Dawson, who now openly defies his previous behavior. Will Dexie ever consider giving Luke Huxley Dawson another chance to win her back? What will happen when Luke Huxley Dawson tries to win her back?

A sudden crash shattered the children's laughter, ripping through the air like a scream. Then came another. And another. And another—each louder, more brutal than the last—until a heavy, haunting silence fell over the earth, as though some invisible force had declared the chaos over. It was as if peace had finally been restored, but at a cost too cruel to name. Even the angered sky seemed to have been appeased, its furious weeping quieting to a soft, mournful drizzle. All Theo felt was motion—violent, disorienting. He was being tossed around like a rag doll, weightless and helpless, until a pair of arms—strong, trembling—wrapped tightly around him. He assumed they belonged to the nanny. Then... nothing. Just silence. A void. The driver had been skilled. Trained. Experienced. But none of that mattered. The accident came anyway—unforgiving, unstoppable. How was a child supposed to understand what death looked like? How was he supposed to know that in that twisted, mangled wreck of steel and shattered glass, he was the only one still clinging to life—while his companions had slipped quietly, irreversibly, into the world beyond?

Everyone thinks they know Sawyer Ryle—the easygoing kid with a crooked smile and too many friends to count. But none of them see the truth. Because Sawyer is a lie. Raised by the Noctis clan, a covert guild of assassins and spies, he was trained to be two things: invisible in the dark, and unforgettable in the light. His laughter is rehearsed. His friendships are calculated. Every secret he keeps is another layer of armor. And it’s all worked—until now. A mission gone wrong exposes more than just his identity. It pulls back the veil on everything he’s worked to protect. The people who trusted him begin to question. The enemies who never knew him begin to close in. And Sawyer is left staring into the mirror, unsure if there’s anything real behind the mask he’s worn for so long. In a world where magic sharpens blades and secrets kill faster than poison, the most dangerous thing Sawyer could become… is himself.

Don Victor, the notorious Underworld Boss, known by his alias SKULL, is a figure whose true name and face remain a mystery to all except his inner circle. To the world, SKULL is a terrifying legend whose very name sends chills down spines. No one dares to challenge him, as he has ruthlessly eliminated anyone who tried, leaving only whispers of his terror behind. Those who managed to survive did so by fading into the shadows, too afraid to even think of revenge. The fear he instills is unmatched, and his power over the underworld is absolute. Yet, behind the ruthless exterior, Don Victor has one weakness: his obsession with movies, particularly the works of his favorite director, Tames Kamron. He watches his films on repeat, each time getting lost in the emotions, the betrayals, and the action—sometimes even firing a gun when the tension peaks. His love for cinema borders on the obsessive, with his emotions swinging from tears to rage at the flick of a switch. "Boss... Director Tames Kamron is retiring." "What? No... I can't accept this. I'll kidnap him and make him make films for me!" But fate had a different plan. Bang... And just like that, the mighty underworld boss met his end. But the story doesn't end there. Don Victor opens his eyes in another world, with his life hanging by a thread. [Make a movie in one year, or your life is over.] Now, in a strange new world, Don Victor must face a new set of challenges, where the stakes are higher than ever before. Will he overcome this new challenge or will his reign as SKULL truly come to an end?

I was isekai’d into another world and turned into a rotten egg due to a system error. At first, they thought I would hatch, but it turned out I wouldn’t. Instead, I was given absolute defense powers and a foul stench that could repel hungry monsters. I must survive in the deepest dungeon filled with savage monsters by absorbing their powers—by being eaten. The journey becomes more thrilling when I realize not all monsters are the same — I have to cleverly choose which ones I let eat me, so I can absorb their strength and become even more powerful. If God gives me another chance, I promise not to break eggs so easily again. I also won’t be a fried rice seller — I’ll be a chef who cooks without using eggs!

Um detetive que decide tirar uma semana de folga em uma cabana isolada na natureza. Sua tentativa de descanso é abruptamente interrompida quando o céu assume uma cor carmesim escura e nuvens negras se acumulam, criando uma atmosfera sinistra. Pessoas começam a desaparecer misteriosamente na região, e o detetive decide investigar por conta própria. Durante sua investigação, ele encontra um líquido negro espesso que surge nos locais dos desaparecimentos. Este líquido viscoso e sinistro não apenas marca os pontos afetados, mas também dá origem a monstros grotescos e aterrorizantes que atacam a área. À medida que o detetive se aprofunda no mistério, ele percebe que a solução pode estar ligada a uma complexa rede de eventos e conexões que desafiam sua compreensão. Com o perigo crescente representado pelos monstros e pelo líquido negro, Oliver deve desvendar a conexão entre esses fenômenos e os desaparecimentos, tendo que descobrir a verdade por trás desses eventos sobrenaturais antes que eles se espalhem e causem danos irreparáveis. A solução do mistério não apenas determinará o destino da região, mas também o levará a enfrentar o maior desafio da humanidade.

After so many years of matchmaking, Tian Shi, the angel of love, still failed to find a love match for Hui Long. Frustrated, the young angel resorted to drinking away his sorrows. “I curse you! You… you loveless human!!! Arghhh!!!” Tian Shi shouted at the heavens. “You cold-hearted man!! Turn into a pig!!!! At least then I can eat you.” But little did he know his words came true. Hui Long, who was currently walking home after his dinner meeting, suddenly felt a pain in his gut. The next second, he changed into a small pink piglet. ‘Huh? What? Who?’ the little pig, lost in the middle of the busy city, looked around dazedly. “Ah, a pig…” Tian Shi picked up the little lost creature and held it up to his face. Unceremoniously, he separated the pig's legs and giggled. “Oh, you're a boy.” The pig let out a loud squeal. ‘Where are you looking, you absurd!!!’ Not understanding the pig language, the young angel giggled. “I'll call you Little Gold. Let's go home. After you are all grown up, I'll make you into pig trotters~” That is how our protagonist got cursed into a pig and kidnapped by a lunatic love angel.

*** Heads up: I write full-bodied chapters. If you’re here for quick 1k updates, this might not be your style—but if you like emotional depth, tension, and real progression, welcome aboard *** In a world ruled by the fierce Dragon Empire and Phoenix Clan, Hanara Enya Fintan-Solaris is born with a rare and dangerous dual aura—a gift that can both heal and destroy. After her mother’s murder and the extermination of her clan, Hanara hides in the mountains with her baby brother and their loyal phoenixes. But when Dragon knights find them and injure Worish—the male Phoenix—Hanara unleashes her devastating Fireborne Wrath in fury, forcing Yelenis to whisk her away into hiding. Years later, after rigorous training under a disciple of the Phoenix King Roan, Hanara masters her dual auras and solidifies the striking red and green of her eyes. Disguising her identity, she infiltrates the Dragon Empire by joining the Ice Prince Zilant’s knight camp, seeking to get closer to her brother, the Phoenix heir, and bring him home. But when Zilant begins to suspect her true identity, Hanara is forced to stall her mission. The closer she gets to the truth, the more she realizes: taking her brother away might expose them both to greater danger than staying hidden ever could. To protect him, she must stay hidden. Among dragons. And beside a prince who may one day become her greatest threat—or her only ally. What to expect: -slow-burn -enemies to lovers? -raw version

"She doesn’t believe in fate. He’s bound to her by destiny. In a world where monsters are real, love might be the most dangerous game of all." Asis Sinha, a fiercely independent architect, returns to her estranged family’s mansion after years away, only to find herself entangled in a world she never believed existed—one ruled by Lycans, vampires, and ancient rivalries. When she crosses paths with Harald Dyre, the enigmatic Alpha King of the Lycans, their connection is instant, electric, and utterly terrifying. Harald knows Asis is his fated mate, but convincing her is another matter. Asis rejects the idea of destiny, refusing to be owned by anyone, even a king. But when a vengeful vampire targets her as the key to destroying Harald’s reign, she must confront the truth: the bond between them might be the only thing that can save her. As Harald struggles to earn Asis’s trust, she discovers her strength—both as a woman and as a key player in the supernatural war brewing around her. Torn between her fear of losing control and her growing feelings for Harald, Asis must decide: will she defy destiny, or will she claim her place as the Luna Queen at Harald’s side? As danger closes in and secrets unravel, Asis faces an impossible choice: cling to her hard-won independence or embrace a love that demands everything—body, soul, and freedom.

Don’t think. Don’t blink. Don’t ask why... or you might be next. Every year, a few students go missing at Vermis Academy. No bodies. No suspects. Just silence... Liam Carter thought he was just here to study. But the moment he stepped through the rusty gates, things began to unravel. A cryptic dorm number: 666. A classmate who curses in Japanese. And a monster no one can see—unless it's already too late. Beneath the classrooms and dusty bookshelves, an ancient game is unfolding. A game of survival, madness... and blood. Because at Vermis Academy, you're not just a student. You’re a piece on the board. And the rules? Don’t think. Don’t blink. Just pray you’re not the final player.