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Discount!! Discount in all privilege, from December 1st to the 30th. My treat to my Loyal readers! Your handiwork have been gifted. stay tune... * * After getting betrayed by his love, Michael was granted another chance to rewrite all his past mistakes. In a world ruled by AI virtual reality game, granting everyone with random life times on their wrist which determine their lives on planet earth, if your life times got to zero that is the end of your life. With no way to gain life times, more than half of the world joined the AI Virtual Reality game. This game is not like your common game you played on your phones, PC, or tablet. The game throws the players in a world where they'll have to fight either monsters or other players, if you die you die for real. No next life, no second chance. If you survive and be the last winner standing you win life times and other valuables. It's all up to luck and skills. Then out of the blue the gods appeared, and unfortunately; Not all gods wants the continuation of the human race. Will Michael work together with his friends and family to stop the gods? Or will he work alone to show the gods why he's called Supreme? Let's find out. _ Ok let me stop there, this is my third book, if you want, you can give it a try. I will release two to five chapters a day depending on my health. Thanks for checking out my book. Please leave a comment and review after you read past the tenth chapter. Thanks again. No excessive explanation or complex grammars, just as simple as the title. Note: characters' and surroundings' descriptions will be well describe. Please leave a comment and review. Those of you who are wondering if it's related to "Solo Leveling" "Shadow Monarchs" or "Shadows" it's not. The MC Leveled up while playing Solo, but after a while he stopped because... Oh! The MC might be a bit of a fool and crazy in the beginning, but gets smarter and cooler ahead. ________________ Check my other Book. A 30yrs old Man who have lived four life times got reborn as a child, and became the strongest child in the whole three Continents. "Reborn With The All Seeing Eyes." _________ My New book. "Return Of The Supreme Beast Tamer."

"The masterminds are cooler than heroes," I mutter as I stare at the chess pieces before me. It is easier to be the one who sits in the shadows and moves the pieces, likewise deciding the flow of the game. Heroes will foolishly sacrifice their lives for the good cause and villains will sacrifice the world for their own gain, but masterminds will use both the heroes and villains to their own benefit. Why, you ask? Well, that's because I've lost my life once while trying to be a hero so, I don't want that anymore. I'd rather be a mastermind who molds the world as per my convenience and live peacefully. Because, why not? *** [Defender of Divine Glory says you are the hope of this world.] What? [Goddess of Wisdom believes that you will be the one to save the world.] Wait, what?! [Propose the Grand Duke the idea of a fake marriage.] And, why would I do that?! [Stop the assassination of Prince Eric.] Why would I save him?! [The candidates for the throne are:... Who will you choose?] Ah! I give up... It seems like a curse that anyone who wishes for a slacker life in Isekai will have to go through the most troublesome things. In my past life, I died because of one rookie mistake but after being transmigrated in the world of fantasy I've gotten an opportunity to start afresh, but unlike the protagonists who look for their love and glory, I'd rather make money and live a life of a slacker. I have magic, I have power and I have money, what else do I need? Well, that was the plan but this damn system is getting on my nerves. I mean who in their sane mind would want to mess with the complicated royal family and political affairs? But that's not all though. I've also become the saviour of this world. Things just can't be anymore worse! Besides, the penalty of failing this quest is... [Failure: Destruction of the World.] It seems like if I screw up in selecting the right person then the destruction that is going to befall the world won't be stopped. If I speak of my reward then it's this vague thing. [Reward: Fulfillment of any wish.] "If that's the case then, I'd rather choose the person who would be the best fit for the throne." And that's how I decided that I would become the Kingmaker.

#Synopsis: ------------------------------------------------------ In the far future the planet earth is full, and thanks to 3 key technologies, genetic manipulation, cryosleep, and advanced space engines, humanity builds deep space spaceships and launch themselves to the unknown confines of space to forge a new future away from home. Follow our young engineer Erik as he starts on his first job at the young age of 60 years old in future earth where humans will live hundreds of years, he will reach an unknown place with his spaceship by accident and to survive he will have no choice but to explore alien structures and hunt dangerous monsters to get stronger, making alliances with the locals in more than friendly terms sometimes. ------------------------------------------------------ The protagonist is a young 60 years old "young" engineer, he's easy-going and a good guy, he's been trained so he will know what he's doing most of the time, in "Chapter 1 - A New Beginning" he will explain more, as a human from the future where bodies are just flesh containers, he's fairly openminded (kinda like "Altered Carbon" from Netflix, but different, you can go one day to a genetic center, pay, and get inside a liquid tank and then, the next time you open your eyes your body has already changed, then you get your ticket and go home just like that, but combat modifications would be regulated). ------------------------------------------------------ Hi, NirvanaPenguin here, suggestions on the story are welcome, this is a book I'm gonna write for fun and to get better at writing in preparation for a story I will start next year. ------------------------------------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WPM7a4Dp4J Reddit: www.reddit.com/user/NirvanaPenguin/ Twitter: @NirvanaPenguin Post a review if you liked the book to help me get exposure, thanks. Wanna send me a tip? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nirvanapenguin https://www.paypal.me/NirvanaPenguinBooks QR: https://i.ibb.co/0mt2RpJ/Nirvana-Penguin-Books-QR-TIPS.jpg ------------------------------------------------------ A quick heads-up about the tags: tags: FirstContact, alien, mystery, technology, AI, DesignedIntelligence, Waterworld, ARK, cooking, hunting, gathering, KingdomBuilding, alliances, leviathan, genetics, FromWeakToStrong, AlienReproduction, lewd, r18, genderswap, Futanari, HappySex, genetics, teaching, mechanics, FuturisticTechnologies, weakToStrong, cautiousProtagonist. ------------------------------------------------------ Dialog Settings: '...' --> mental dialog "..." --> out loud dialog [...] --> voice inside his head but it will be clear during the book, the story might be slow for some, but i didn't wanna do a "10 years later" kinda crap and then strong to go explore, but he will slowly get there. The book cover was drawn by myself(not the background though), I will try to make or pay someone to make a cooler one in the future though. ------- Spoiler?: Inspiration for the octopeople. - Asari from Mass Effect. - sea horses. - subnautica all beings reproduce that way.

In the crime-ridden city of Orin, how does an unemployed middle-aged man spend his nights? He could rank up in games, but then again his friends were too busy with work or taking care of their kid, or filing for divorce papers, or shitting.    Tod got nothing, nothing but time, too much time, and too much time to think about his shitty life; it makes him want to grab a second beer from the cooler.   He's bored, so bored he went to the shadiest part of town and played some tunes like old times. A cyclone with a signal no. 3 on its way—was he just going to sit his ass down at home and do nothing? Course not. Yeah, not a thing he's doing really makes sense, but then again, Orin itself is nothing but a city full of mystery. "Mystery" is downplaying it. This city's a dumpster fire  

The chattering of the men who sat at the bar robbed Richard of his quiet time. He was always at the tavern after work hours every day to have a drink, clear his head and watch Missy; the beautiful barkeep who had captured his heart, from a safe distance. --- Richard did not have the habit of using women, but Gina left him no choice. --- 'I hear suitors are seeking your hand.' He removed his bag from his shoulder and set it down beside him. 'I have not seen you yet. I shall continue to decline all offers until you make your intention known.' She responded sharply. 'Whatever do you mean? I am not going to seek your hand.' He picked up his water container and took a big swig. 'Of course, you shall seek my hand. Whose hand shall you seek then?' She picked up the linen and covered herself. The moment she had dreaded since she started sneaking around with Richard two years ago was finally before her... --- Want more? You will find it all in here... Drama, Revenge, Dark Secrets, Plot Twist, Forbidden Love; all of these are abundant in this novel and will have you glued to your screens... --- Updates: 2 Chapters Daily. Timing: Between 2 - 4 PM (GMT+8) --- Please, I'm a big fan of constructive criticisms and always open to suggestions, so keep them rolling in; let me know I am writing for actual living beings and not myself.

In a world where Arks ruled the battlefield... In a world where the line between magic and technology is blurred.... In a world where... "uhh... how do you read this again?" "It's 'Rendezvouz'!!! How many times do I have to remind you?!!" In a world where fate rendezvouz... "ugh... why do I feel like this sentence is wrong..?" "Just read it already!!!" "And why does it have to be me?!" "No...isn't that because you lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors?" "And who wrote such cringey lines?!" "Of course it was made by yours truly. It's about my tale after al--" "Astra!!!" "Yes madam?" ". . . can I just make a cooler version?" "Hell no! I poured all my blood and sweat into making that piece--" *rip* *rip* *rip* "NOOOOOO!!!!" "Ahem.... anyway..." --------------------- ------------------ In a distant land, in a distant realm, from a distant universe, a young man was transported into a world of magic and machines. As an ignorant-- "MY PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!" *Smack* *Smack* *Smack*...*Thud*. As an ignorant young man of another world, his destiny coincides with a young noble lady who takes him as her war slave. Slaves that accompany their master from life to death. Both in peace and war. And so, his legend, as the strongest Ark Meister began...

Origins of the world we live in. The crackle of the fire. The air we breathe in. That hot bottle of water that you left outside the cooler. The soothing coolness of the earth. Everything around you are of the Elements. Only those Gifted may use the Elements. Others can only do what they need to do. Continue on youngsters and step into the world of thy elements and let the magic begin NOW!

This is a story about a weeb who gets reincarnated in hxh as Dabi. Which path will he take in the world of extraordinary abilities, hunters and legendary groups of thieves? ————————————— Cover art isn’t mine

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Night fell, and the tavern gradually became lively. Adventurers were bragging about their recent spoils, the female servers danced like butterflies among the tables, and the bard in the corner played his lute, singing a sultry ditty. At that moment, the tavern door was pushed open, and a burly adventurer walked in from the darkness. "Hey, isn't that the 'Feeder' Bartlett?" someone recognized the newcomer. "He's long stopped being the 'Feeder.' He's now 'Undead Enemy,' 'Devil Slayer,' 'Mage Ally,' 'Crystal Wall Guardian,' and 'Legendary Adventurer' Bartlett!" someone rebutted loudly. "Bartlett, tell us one of your stories." The man named Bartlett took a hearty swig of rye wheat beer, and as the crowd's expectant eyes fell upon him, he began, "It was a bright afternoon, and I was riding a horse, preparing to go to..."

A fanfic series based on naruto. I am writing this fanfic because I was not satisfied with the original naruto series because of various reasons. This is a very interesting fanfic with a stronger, smarter and cooler Naruto. Follow the series to see Naruto rise to the top of Shinobi World.

After dying a humiliating death Sam was offered a second chance at life. An otaku's dream come true! Sure, it scares the crap out of him to be thrown into a world that he knows nothing about, but at least he has the power of Haki on his side! Though this adventure would have been much cooler if he didn't have to do it in a woman's body...

It is said that if you get lost on foggy days, you might stumble across a small store, offering bespoke drinks for any occasion. Should you be fated enough to be able to purchase some, you will rise to the pinnacle of life! Drinks that grant you unstoppable might, drinks that can bring back the dead, drinks that will reforge your physique and even drinks that gods will trade you the world for. Nothing is impossible once you have taken a swig.

In the distant land of ancient Greece, while Zeus was busy flirting with every goddess in sight and Poseidon was throwing wild underwater raves, our time-traveler Linley somehow ended up being mistaken for the apostle of Dionysus. This wasn’t just any journey, but a divine misadventure—uh, I mean, a godly quest! Think being a god is all glory and no grind? Think again! Linley, spends his days brewing wine, teaching others to brew wine, and dodging Roman soldiers who think he’s their personal bartender. But fear not! Our hero’s got a magic flask. One swig of his potent brew, and enemies are instantly transformed into drunken kittens. Even the fiercest gladiator will be serenading you with "I Will Survive." In this world where myths and reality tango, Linley’s got his hands full not just battling the Holiness-worshipping “Saints” but also moonlighting in slave liberation and building a revolutionary base. Sometimes, he even finds time to philosophize with the centaur Chiron or discuss underwater beauty secrets with mermaid princess Pandora—though these chats usually end with Linley drenched. But wait, there’s more! Linley’s life is a carnival of chaos. He’s constantly facing off against fantastical creatures, like nagging Hecatoncheires and trigger-happy Harpies, while also bracing for surprise missions from his tricky system. “Teach a hundred goats to waltz in ten minutes or face divine punishment!” Seriously, system? You can’t be serious! Yet, amid these hilarious escapades, Linley evolves from a rookie time-traveler into the revered God of Wine. With brains and bravery, he leads his loyal followers and pens an epic tale on the enchanting land of ancient Greece.

The young King of the massacres has been thrown out on the fringes of the universe. Who is the strongest here? Great houses? The lords of the aura? Crawl to the side, don't embarrass yourself. Who is the fiercest? Beastmen? My leather fang is too much for anyone, and the stubble on my ass is cooler than any claws. I will trample on your ideas of power, restore strength, and get to those who brought me to this dump. In the meantime, enjoy my company… *** It's useless to complain about grammar, I don't know English.

. A heart cannot control the hunger , desire that builds the main content things of our life . If the hunger gets higher can it be hotter or the situation gets cooler ? Is there any need of anticipation... ? And Hope ! You will hold something while reading.... Ohhh hold up it's just your laughter !!

THE RISE OF TALON SWIFT A story about a boy, who dreams of being a great mage. A dream.. that's all it started with. But...it would be a dull story if that was all that was there to it? Follow along on his journey where he explores the wonders and mysteries of the world. Never a dull moment when magic is literally at your fingertips. Update 2-5-2022 : Decided I'd actually make a little cooler background.

Delilah Thompson neighborhood bad girl. The one your mom forbade you to be friends with due to her being a bad influence. Little do parents know that only makes her cooler. Delilah never had it easy in life. Her parents were not exactly role models and she had been left to raise herself. Her motto is "expect the worst and hope for the best." Who can blame her with everything she has been through. She was also about to find out that she had a lot more battles to w

"Our roots are here" I say, watching the conflicted look on his face. "And the key to my future", he finally says with a sigh. It's my turn to sigh now. What's cooler than a werewolf? It's a werewolf who can control the weather. Throw in oblivious humans, scared parents and a nosy not-so-friend and you have a shitstorm. Miles Brine and Aimee meet at a pivotal moment in both their lives when they're both struggling to stay afloat. After struggling with the connection they feel for each other, they become impossibly tangled and only time will tell how deep this bond will go, despite their scary pasts.

David was nothing shirt of perfection! He wanted to achieve everything! He wanted to be perfect in everything, but as he continued to grow up, he realized the impossibility of his wish. Life forced him to give up on his goal, until he was given a another chance by a malevolent god. ---- A.N. This is very technically a Pokemon fanfiction, but the pokemon I'm fictioning about isn't even an official pokemon and I took a bit of creative liberty. I originally was going to write a Pokemon fanfiction, but this idea sounded cooler IMO. If you know me from my other stuff, hope you enjoy this as well.

Poor lemonade boy, unnoticed in the hot summer sun. How sullen you seem, toiling away without respite, for there is no mercy from the relentless heat. Not even a sip. Be careful, you may just catch heat stroke. - A little boy is selling lemonade from a homemade stand in the blazing sun of upstreet California. It is terribly hot and the poor boy begins to suffer from heat stroke, alas he succumbs to his thirst and begins to drink the very lemonade he wished to sell. The icy cold drink brings on feverish longing for cooler memories and the little lemonade boy perishes in the merciless sun. Unseen and entirely alone on the busy, bustling street.

Justin is an ordinary boy who idolizes Super-Villains even though his parents are Super Heroes. Since childhood, Justin always thought that Super-Villains were cooler and stronger than Super Heroes. It's just that Super Villains always lose to Super Heroes because Super-Villains work individually and Super Heroes work together in groups. Therefore, Justin has a dream to become the strongest Super Villain who can defeat all Super Heroes. Can Justin achieve his dream? Read this book to find out the answer by yourself... A/N: 1. This book joined WPC 298, please kindly support this book by sending power stones and giving me feedback. 2. The artwork does not belong to me and if anyone knows the artists of this work, please let me know and I will credit them.

One day, a man from Earth died after being hit by a truck, and like the typical isekai stories, he was reincarnated not as a human but as a demon in a world that was not Earth or a similar world, but a demon world: Gehenna. With his intelligence combined with his Predator ability, the man, now a demon named Belial, became one of the kings in Gehenna and earned the title 'Demon King of Gluttony.' Unsatisfied with being just a Demon King, Belial eventually tried to challenge the ruler and creator of Gehenna, the Demon God Jainko. Due to his arrogant actions, Belial met his second death. However, his fate didn't end there. With the abilities he acquired from devouring the Ruler of Souls, Arima, Belial transferred his soul into the body of a young man in a fantasy world of swords and magic. What will this man do now? ================== I changed the cover, because I think the current one is cooler. And by the way, the image is not mine, so to the owner of this image, please comment and I will immediately apologize and ask for permission to use it. Even so, I made the cover myself, only the pictures belong to someone else. And if my English isn't good or bad, I'm sorry, because I can't speak English enough. Greetings [Author].

WELCOME TO THE RETROFUTURE! The Future That Never Was is an extended universe where Mars was terraformed before the Beatles sang Penny Lane, the Soviets colonized the asteroid belt and pirates plunder Saturn's rings. In this alternate space age, humankind couldn't dream of a brighter future. Alas, the minute Earth turned into a nuclear wasteland, shadows already conspired from the heart of the Moon to the mysterious Planet Nine—and maybe beyond... The Future That Never Was includes numerous books. All of them are or will be uploaded on Webnovel and Royal Road on an almost daily basis. Follow us, grab your New Coke and turn on the VCR... because adventure awaits! ------ KITTY KITTY  Join sassy space cat Lee and his Desert Eagle-toting, soda-swigging human partner, Ali, in a future stuck in the early 90s. Board the dynamic duo’s ship, the mythical Kitty, as they bounty-hunt their way through a dystopian solar system—so lock and load, and shout Cowabunga! because it’s crime-fightin’ time!  This arc of The Future That Never Was includes 3 picaresque novels with more than 24 episodes: • KITTY KITTY Part 1: Episodes 01-08 - ON AIR and also already available on amazon • KITTY KITTY Part 2: Episodes 09-16 -- March 2022 - already available on amazon • KITTY KITTY Part 3: Episodes 17-24 -- May 2022 ------ YOU CAN ALSO FIND US ON ROYAL ROAD ------ Authors: Quentin Raffoux & Aliénor Rossi Book cover artist: Théo Saragas (KITTY KITTY PART.1, PART.2 and PART.3) Please, visit our amazon shop to support us! You can also check our webiste for more info: raffouxrossi.com Do not forget to subscribe, rate, review or comment! Feedback is greatly appreciated! Thank you!

Meet Sanders, a young man attempting to survive in the world of Unturned. Discover as he learns to survive against the odds, from mistaking glue as a drink, to being parts of elaborate raids on the Mafia in PEI, to rescues in Russia. Will he survive to find the truth of the world around him, or perish in the first few minutes? Find out in adventures of The Legends Of The Unturned. **Note** -In order for this story to be as exciting as possible, I've based the story loosely around Unturned. While it will mostly be similar to normal gameplay of Unturned, some items may be found more easily, or even in places where they are not normally found. This doesn't mean I would put a military gun in a farm unless it could be found in the game or a similar item or event, but it could be something more minor. I also made factions and groups not found in certain spots or even in the game to make the plot cooler. I hope this doesn't ruin the plot of the story for the reader, and that it's overall enjoyable. Have a good read! This book is also an unofficial, unaffiliated novel based on the game of Unturned, created by Smartly Dressed Games. If you want to support the real game or other releases, please check out the following link for more information. https://store.steampowered.com/app/304930/Unturned/ Other Original Work Of Mine: https://www.webnovel.com/book/powers-against-the-world_20346811506610005

Asher stood in the dark penthouse suite, the city lights glittering through the floor-to-ceiling windows. Once a beloved Hollywood starlet, she now felt consumed by the very fame that had once defined her. The adoration of her fans had turned to hatred, their tweets and comments laced with venom. She took another swig from the bottle of whiskey, the liquid burning her throat. Her so-called mother and fiancé had betrayed her, using her for their own gain before discarding her. The pain of their deception cut deeper than any tabloid headline. Stumbling towards the balcony, Asher gazed down at the dizzying drop, 28 floors below. This was it - the end of the road. She had poured her heart and soul into pleasing others, only to have it thrown back in her face. Maybe it would be better if she just...let go. But as she stepped closer to the edge, Asher suddenly lost her footing. The bottle slipped from her hand, crashing to the floor as she tumbled headfirst towards the balcony railing. Her head struck the metal with a sickening crack, and the world went dark. When Asher came to, she found herself in a hospital bed, her mother and ex-fiancé nowhere to be found. In that moment of clarity, she realized she had been pursuing the wrong things - the approval of others, the fleeting adoration of fans. True happiness could only come from within, from learning to love and accept herself. Asher vowed in that instant to chart a new path, one where she would no longer be defined by the expectations of a fickle public. This near-death experience had been her wake-up call, a chance to shed the shallow trappings of fame and discover her authentic self. With a newfound sense of purpose, she was ready to embrace the next chapter of her life.

“You know we don’t have to battle” A woman with dark color eyes a fair skin said . Her skin was covered in full suit of armor and her weapon a beautiful crafted Azure spear. Meredith in her pure blue and white hoop sleeved robes. Nod while say “I know” her voice uncaring about her soon to be opponent. "Then why make it difficult for me” the woman sighed she was so close now she has to face this devil of a woman. “ Its not my fault you decided to go against the worlds Will”. “Your presence here isn't even alined with Fath , you took an unassuming path “. ‘Pitty’ merdith shook her head as she spoke inernally. "Futhermore Your presence here threaten the last soul existence, leave or I’ll have to kill you . " “Make a choice, do it quickly.” A bit impatient about the matter. “I have Wine’s to make!”merdith futher exclaimed making it seem as if she woman exitence was not worth her taking time off from her refining. Seeing her opponent gritted her teeth , she knew the out come of her question. Just as she was ready to summon her weapon. A voice in her head. ‘Let me have the fool, you gotten soft since coming here!. ' Chuckling “I just focus more on making wines nowadays “ Meredith replied. ‘Yeah , yeah , yeah just make sure I get my blood wine’. ‘I already have it’ 'Bloody Hell you been hold out on your home girl!.' 'Time have changed Remi lamented. When had she ever suffers such.' ‘You know why Remi, you been drink beyond cultivation, having trouble at home ‘ ‘Shut it!’ ‘I’ll take that as a yes. Chuckling’ While bickering 5 seconds have passed . 'I’ll let you have just don’t burn my stamina too much I got work it do after .' ‘Tsk , looks like see won’t be able to use the '.Empyean Blood Art! .’ Meredith demeanor change after Remi too over previous she was clam and general uncaring. Now not only dress in Blood red Battle armor , but had her favorite weapons summoned. Crimson Queen you never had the change to taste the blood of an immortal yet have you . ‘No master’Her halberd glowed in response. “Then let's get you a drink!!” said a undulating excitement ....... Meredith Walker former Federation general and know by those in the shadows are Madam Widow her presence and her organization was feared Having died at 86 she was sent to a world were spiritual Energy was possible to cultivate. Watch her climb realms and destroy them , along with her slightly crazier half Remi. All her journey at the end fight for the chance to be come a God all while taking a swig of Wine!. Come Read the Champions Wine System ! Read her Journey to God Hood!.