April Fool Novel

The Fool’s Ascension A Legendary Idiot’s Journey to Greatness Premise: Jarek Thorn is a simple village troublemaker—lazy, overconfident, and best known for getting into fights he can’t win. When he accidentally bonds with an ancient artifact known as the Heart of Ruin, he becomes the target of powerful factions: the tyrannical Celestial Empire, the underground rebellion, and a secretive group of ancient beings who see him as either their savior or their greatest mistake. The problem? Jarek has no idea how to use the artifact. In fact, the only thing he’s good at is running his mouth and getting punched in the face. But with assassins, warlords, and even former friends hunting him down, he’s forced into a journey of survival, betrayal, and reluctant heroism. As Jarek grows from a fool to a legend, he must navigate love, betrayal, and the thin line between destiny and disaster. Will he rise as a hero, or will he doom the world with his own stupidity?

[WSA 2025 Entry] The apocalypse is here, and it’s so overdone. Monsters? Check. Burning sky? Check. Random system that gives you powers but also wants your firstborn? Double check. In the middle of this mess are two guys who couldn’t be more mismatched if they tried: The Fool: A guy who’s spent his life perfecting the art of doing nothing. His resume includes “professional procrastinator”, “class clown”, “expert nap taker”, etc... Now he’s got to survive an apocalypse that didn’t even give him a heads-up. How rude. The Regressor: A guy who’s lived through the end of the world more times than he can count. Literally. Because he forgot. Now he’s just a brooding mess with a leather jacket and zero useful advice. When the fool realizes his classmate is a regressor, he’s like, “Great. I’m stuck with the guy who’s seen it all but remembers none of it. This’ll go well.” Yet, they will still group up and face trials that test their sanity more than their skills. But as the so-called End demands more blood and the regressor’s memories start to resurface, they realize the real apocalypse might be their inability to agree on where to hide. Can a lazy dreamer and a forgetful hero save the world? Probably not. But hey, at least they’ll have a good story to tell—if they survive. ________ __ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only.

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy!

Kamanth was Indian born who later went to New Zealand for higher education. He was not good with education and of course, he was naïve and very late in catching up anything. Due to this, he was always called "A FOOL" by everyone. Even his lectures were not any exception. And due to this, his original name was completely forgotten by everyone and was famously known by the name "Fool". Obviously, due to this, no one was ready to make friends with and and was always the subject for bully. He sat behind a girl called Shirley on whom he had a crush but no courage to propose. Due to his loneliness, he made the habit of playing games and reading Chinese cultivation novels. He was truly captivated with the content of the books. The more he read, the more he was fantasized. And playing MMORPG games was also very addictive. He wanted to go to this cultivation world. But he knew that it was impossible. But one day, a giant meteorite fell on earth and destroyed it. Kamanth was playing MMORPG game at that time. The power of the meteorite was so massive that he didn't know that he died. His eyes gone blank. But the next moment he opened his eyes, he was sitting on a stone outside the forest. He didn't know where he was. But later, he figures out that he was actually transmigrated to another world. And this world was actually a cultivation world. Kamanth later figures out that he had a Attribute Calculator within his mind just like in the MMORPG game he used to play. He felt as if his dream came true. He had the chance to cultivate now just like in the novels. He changes his name to Ethan Hunt, his Love's favorite character from Mission Impossible Movie Series and starts his cultivation Journey.

Are you tired of the oppressive Government system? The rich remain wealthy, while the poor stay destitute. The law favors the powerful and influential, showing special treatment to those with status, while ignoring the plight of ordinary citizens. They proclaim "ignorance of the law excuses no one," yet those in power easily manipulate and control the law to their advantage, trampling anyone in their path as long as they have money and wealth. In this compelling novel, a seemingly foolish character emerges, not as a hero, but as the remedy to the unavoidable ills of society. Through his journey, He will challenge the status quo, confront the corruption, and offer hope to those who have been oppressed for far too long Shedding light by using his own blood on the injustices of the world and inspiring a call for change.

--- **Ever dreamed of being immortal, wielding cool powers, and going on crazy adventures with your friends? Fighting nightmares and monsters in a modern fantasy world?** Well, guess what? That wish came true—for me—without my consent. My name is Samuel Roger, and I am an orphan desperate for attention. People found me annoying, neighbors called me a pervert, but none of that stopped me from seeking connection. Then, on my 19th birthday, life threw me the ultimate cliché: I got hit by a truck. I survived—only to die moments later when a metal pipe took me out. But death wasn’t the end. My soul fused with another teen named Andrea Rein, who shared my personality. It was almost like looking in a mirror—so, no, I didn’t change. Sam Roger and Andrea Rein became one together, and we’re ready to cause some chaos. Join Andrea on his quest for fun, friendship, and adventure in a new world. With his family and friends by his side, they’ll fight monsters, face nightmares, and forge unbreakable bonds. Because sometimes, the best adventures start with a little mischief. --- The book is a rewrite of my previous novel which got rejected so I changed my attitude in my novel and created a different but same story if you want to see the previous story, it is called Horoscope Death is a Coward. I will promise the book will be up-to-date and more friendly. The story picture is from AI support me by sending power stone and adding the book to your library THANK YOU

Hallo, I am Me and write for fun. So, go to the 1 Chapter to know more about...

Rosella, a heart-wrenching tale of a girl who seeks to find the truth about her mysterious past. Join our main character as she journeys through the valleys of betrayal, mountains of love, and many other emotional roller coasters. Will she find the courage to uncover and face the truth? or will she die trying?

"you are the new dragon empress and only you can stop the war in the underworld" My best friend told me and that sentence changed my view on the world at large and get this if I can't stop this war the world will end How will I do it with a princess who has spent most of her life force protecting me and a very annoying werewolf

In beginning, the end begins, and another beginning was made. what trials shall the accidental one face? ..what is the invalid courtesy that will be placed on a beyonder?.. A beyonder with the last assert of the creation of existence and of things outside existence... Can one beyonder really be limited by any Hax or is it just a rouse.. The novel tells a tail of a beyonder that as being diconstellated by its mother (The Book,The Mother, Fiction) and reduced to become part of the infernal molecules of existence *according to its race existence*, for the destruction of all and nothings.... But will this the eternal di-recognition, Really be able to shatter it's access of All and nothing......? ...Journey with me as it embarks on a journey to self discovery and fulfillment, as its wrestle against the cost and outcome of its birth..... .. watch as it struggles with all existing expanse and the plot changing deities of its fiction... will it be a struggle..?? will the trials and punishment ever last.... ?? who knows..?

"When the world you live in turns out to be just the pages of a story, will you accept your role or rewrite destiny?" Eden, an ordinary man in his thirties, leads a monotonous life until he receives a mysterious gift—a novel titled Rise in the Age of Chaos. As he reads, a flood of memories overwhelms him, revealing that his entire existence is nothing more than the imagination of an author who passed away years ago. Consumed by the revelations within the book and the unfinished journals of the author, Eden spends a decade searching for answers, only to reach a dead end. But when life takes its final breath from him, he awakens once again—this time inside the world of the novel itself, armed with his prior knowledge and journals that contain secrets never written. Caught between the struggle for survival and uncovering hidden truths, Eden realizes that this world is steeped in mystery. He is no longer just a character but a key to reshaping a preordained fate. Will he remain a tool of destiny, or will he turn the tables and become the master of his own narrative? A gripping tale blending revenge, mystery, and self-discovery in a world that defies all logic. (Short chapters at first, but I’ll work to make them longer!)

(The story is reworked, and the other one will be deleted soon) Hideyoshi izumi, a 15 year old boy has started his first day of highschool, everything seemed to be normal at first. as more and more people come and criticize his looks and abnormal presence, he gets tensed and collapses a whole school. furthermore, after collapsing and injuring himself, he was brought into a facility, where it was never recognised by the officials. hideyoshi helds a withered rose and unknowingly ressurects his dead twin, kiyoshi izumi, for a sacred amount of time. he proceeds to adapt into his new life and completes all quests initiated by a certain system only known to both him and kiyoshi, in a separate realm-core based "dimensional gates"- before kiyoshi is sent back into the afterlife. [ik these names sound like from an anime, i js watch too many of them :')]

FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW!!! #1. Die without regrets #2 . Get a system #3 . Live without Regrets First Stop Ancient Egypt!

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Reincarnated as the young master of the Top family in the central region. Arrogant, prideful and genius older brother. Grand Elders whose noses are raised high to the heavens. Jade Beauties being as popular as world leaders. My background is like a plot device for a cultivation story. or so it seemed.

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Large numbers of monsters come out the gate which is the boundary of the world. After many sacrifices, People won the fight against monsters through their awakening. Jin Taekyung is alive as an 'F class hunter' which is the lowest level. After Jin has a hard time, he gets an old capsule then he goes into the capsule that is the martial heroes' world. And the game system gives him special abilities, he starts growing up to become the best martial hero.{-original work credits to "ZeRo Big"} {translating credits to kenUdigitt}

Imagine the chaos when two mismatched classmates—one a lazy, fantasy lover, an anime-obsessed fool, and the other a quiet, mysterious, amnesiac enigma—are thrown into the end of the world. The first fool, with his head full of fantastical fantasies and zero ambition, contrasts sharply with the second fool, whose silence hides a deeper strength and confusion. As their world collapses into apocalyptic turmoil, their paths cross in unexpected ways. With no close bonds to rely on, these two fools must navigate a new reality that defies everything they know. Can they transform their folly into wisdom and carve out their own legends amidst the ruins? The End is here—how will these unlikely heroes rise to the challenge? _______ _ [This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters, and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.]

Hi, Please this book would be deleted and reuploaded later next year. I want to focus on my other book, "The Alpha's Twins Have Different Fathers" first. Thank You. ********* Darragh Gallagher, the first son of the president, has heard a number of hush-hush rumours about his wife, so he disguised himself as a substitute bodyguard to see what he could find out, only for the dumb younger sister to lay a false claim on him as the one responsible for her pregnancy, making him lose his job on the first day. But what happens when both he and his mother could hear the girl's thoughts and both of them end up doing everything that she wanted? What happens then when they find out the truth about the real father of her babies through her thoughts? What are they going to do then? Just what are the odds? *************************** Kenia's mother-in-law threatened to bring another wife for her son because she has been unable to give her a grandchild. After several trying but still failing to conceive for her husband of three years, Kenia tricked her teenage sister into becoming a surrogate mother for her husband in secret. But after she too became pregnant weeks later, she decided to get rid of her sister and the bastard in her womb altogether. * 1524 In an attempt to help her sister, Catriona Byrne became the catalyst that sent her to an early death.  At the gallows for her own dismemberment after avenging her, Catriona smiled as she happily awaited the swift death.  But being reincarnated into the pregnant body of her sister in a new world was something that Cat could never imagine. So, not wanting to face the same fate as the host body, she decided to find a new father for her baby. And that was why she pointed to her father's new bodyguard as the one responsible for her pregnancy. ******************** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank you and sorry in advance.

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Bisexual Bitch suddenly transmigrated into his boyfriend's favorite novel! --------- Just as he's about to home, something unexpected happens. Instead of going home, he transmigrated?? "Let me go home!" Unable to go home, he'll do anything and find any way to come back to the arms of his loved ones.

In a Dystopian Future that has discovered Mana, fantasy elements such as Magic, Monsters, Otherworldly Beings, and Gods have become real, merging with the modern era. Leading it are unique individuals, they came from separate tales, full of hardships and trials, and at the same time, amazing stories. No matter what their differences are, The Kings have banded together to lead this new era of reality. Magic that can create anything from nothing, it could either sprout good or evil in a person. Monsters from the storybook come to life, to run rampant. Other Worlds that also carry lifeforms, and Gods that were only believed to be concepts that religions devote for, now reign over all mortals. What really is Magic? Why was it the catalyst for all of these fantastical elements to come to life? Who orchestrated all of this? And who are The Kings who will lead humanity to this era?

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if you reading or start the novel then give feedback which will help me to know if you had like it or I have to stop this novel very interesting chapters are upcoming which were legendary don't miss it it is full of comedy and laughter. so get ready and support this story.please provide *power stones* to inspire me. I WILL TELL ONLY ONE THING BY MISTAKELY THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS STORY BE A MASTER OF A LEGENDARY ARTIFACT FAMOUS FOR IT SEA OF LUCK , THIS NOVEL FOR THEM WHO ARE FINDING A OVERPOWERED MAIN CHARACTER SUPREME FROM EVERY ONE ELSE. SO, GO! ENJOY THIS NOVEL FROM YOUR CORE OF HEART

Kim Yong reads novels in his free time but one Novel that caught him the most in the charm of its story is the Novel "Astral Hero Return" a generic Harem novel as the Astral Hero tries to defeat the bad guy in that case the Demon King and builds his harem to an extent where you ask yourself why would they need 20 wives to live a normal life or to win somehow against the bad guy as all his wives cheer for him Kim Yong found the Story intriguing not because there was a harem but how the characters feeled so alive for him as he knows them in addition to that he longs to exist in such a world especially this one However "The Novel will take a break for Personal reason and I don't know when i will come back." The Novel he was so obsessed with so that he wrote over 30 notebooks of his theories and thoughts of how things could work or how many powers exist in the world suddenly decided to take a break at the start of the next arc 'Demon ladies' as he goes to sleep and wakes up the next day he finds himself in the exact novel he longed to live in. But he has no time to relax since he remembers he is not the only reincarnated person in addition does he will need to face the final villains to change the fate of the world and find out the truth behind his existence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Authors Note: Hello to the people who will try to read the first novel of mine. The first twenty chapter are pretty bad since they were my first attempt to write a novel in english and at that point the story was only a concept with no real conclusion or consequences. If you find any mistakes or bad phrased english sentences please comment under them and help me out to make the novel an enyoyable story to read. I hope some of you still will enjoy reading the novel and stay around to see the conclusion of the story.

This novel tells the poignant tale of two souls bound by fate: a devout Muslim girl and an agnostic young man. Their paths cross in the most unexpected of ways, drawing them into a love neither could have anticipated. Yet, despite the intensity of their feelings, invisible walls keep them apart. Their love is forbidden not by their hearts, but by their faith, their upbringing, and the growing doubts that plague their consciences. Religion becomes a formidable barrier, one that neither can seem to fully overcome. As time slips through their fingers, they are left with the painful reality that they may not have much time to explore what they could become together. With the clock ticking, their love hangs in the balance. Will they finally confess the depth of their emotions? Or will this become yet another unfinished love story, lost to the winds of doubt and circumstance?