Cartas Yugioh Memes

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

>> Dark Forest Rapocalypse Meme Manual > When you mix Animal Planet + 8 Mile + Black Mirror in a witch's cauldron, then sprinkle Bitcoin mining residue – congrats, you've brewed this hellish allegory stew!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

La ex gran figura, Ying Zijin, despertó un día como la hija perdida de la familia Ying, que había estado desaparecida durante quince años. La familia Ying rápidamente adoptó a otro niño para reemplazarla. Al regresar a la familia adinerada, todos se burlaron de ella por no ser tan inteligente, capaz, sensata y elegante como una heredera falsa. Sus padres la consideraban una mancha en la familia y le advirtieron que no albergara ilusiones de ser una dama de la familia. Dijeron que debería estar agradecida por ser una hija adoptiva, o de lo contrario la enviarían lejos. —Me iré entonces —Ying Zijin dijo—. No hace falta que me acompañen. Mientras la familia Ying celebraba jubilosamente y otros esperaban ver a la verdadera heredera hacer el ridículo, figuras influyentes de varios campos tomaron cartas en el asunto. —Señorita Ying, házmelo saber si necesitas algo —dijo el ídolo mejor clasificado con los fans más influyentes. —¿Familia Ying? ¿Qué es eso? Jefe, ¿deberíamos simplemente acabar con ellos? —dijo el heredero de un monopolio económico global. —¿Quién se atreve a molestar a mi maestro? —preguntó el mejor artista marcial del país. —Esa es mi hermana —dijo el genio adolescente con un CI de 228. —Claro, entonces llámame cuñado —dijo un hombre con una apariencia increíblemente seductora sonriendo con pereza y de manera casual. Las figuras influyentes estaban confundidas. Cuando la verdadera identidad de la heredera fue restaurada, causó sensación en Internet. La familia Ying se volvió loca y se arrodilló, llorando y suplicándole que volviera. —Permítanme presentarla. Esta es nuestra verdadera heredera —dijo la familia poderosa internacional. Renacido como rey, haciendo un fuerte regreso y lanzando un contraataque.

Un joven ha despertado en una cabaña aislada en medio del bosque,sin recuerdos de el como llego ahí ni de su identidad,pronto encuentra una misteriosa carta que le revela la existencia de un contrato que debe cumplir.

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

Severian Duskveil, un joven frío y calculador, es arrancado de su vida cotidiana y arrojado a un mundo despiadado donde la supervivencia es la única ley. A través de un portal dorado que aparece en su apartamento, Severian y miles de personas más son transportados a un nuevo mundo con el único propósito de entretener a los dioses. Los participantes, ahora convertidos en peones de un juego macabro, deben luchar por su vida mientras son observados por seres superiores que se deleitan con su desesperación. Cada uno de ellos recibe una "clase" y habilidades únicas, determinadas por cartas mágicas que definen su destino. Severian, por pura suerte (o tal vez por designio), obtiene la clase Nigromante una de las más raras y poderosas, que le permite revivir a los muertos y convertirlos en sus soldados. Mientras Severian acumula poder y construye su ejército de no-muertos, comienza a cuestionar las reglas de este mundo. ¿Quiénes son los dioses que los observan? ¿Por qué han sido elegidos para este juego cruel? Y lo más importante, ¿hasta dónde está dispuesto a llegar para sobrevivir? "Días Oscuros" es una historia de supervivencia, poder y moralidad en un mundo donde la línea entre el bien y el mal se desdibuja. Con un sistema de clases intrigante, personajes complejos y un ambiente oscuro y opresivo.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

tiempo después de que los red demons fuesen derrotados, pasó un tiempo de paz y tranquilidad, hasta que un día comienzan a pasar cosas extrañas por parte de un ejecutor desconocido, pero las cosas empeoran cuando arata es victima de este desconocido ahora aiko debe tomar cartas en el asunto y resolver este problema por sus propios medios

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

Unos minutos antes de su boda, Jeslyn descubrió que su futuro esposo solo estaba interesado en los beneficios que obtendría a través del matrimonio con ella. Desconsolada y sintiéndose traicionada, optó por la única opción disponible en ese momento, que era casarse con cualquier hombre que pudiera encontrar en un matrimonio de conveniencia, de lo contrario la fortuna de su familia terminaría en manos de sus enemigos. —Señor, por favor, ¿se casará conmigo?— le preguntó. Era un hombre que había visto entrar al baño del lugar de la boda. —Debe ser uno de los invitados—, pensó. Maverick se sorprendió por esa propuesta. Vio cómo ella se asustaba al girar la cabeza hacia él. Era obvio que tenía miedo de él, pero se compuso y se preparó para sumergirse en el misterio que tenía delante. —Será un matrimonio de conveniencia. Nos divorciaremos después de un año—, escuchó decir a Jeslyn. También necesitaba una mujer para su hijo travieso, por lo que respondió: —Trato hecho.— Sin saberlo, acababa de hacer un trato con el diablo más dulce que podría existir. ... Él es la pesadilla del país M, un lugar donde el mal gobierna. Ella es la pequeña conejita criada con amor y cariño. ¿Lastimar a una mosca? No, ella nunca había hecho eso antes. Sin embargo, obligada a convertirse en la esposa del demonio, no tuvo más remedio que dejar de fingir. ¿Pequeña conejita? ¿Quién dijo que no podía pisotear los dedos de un pianista con sus tacones y fingir que no lo hizo a propósito? ¡Ja, esas celebridades quieren jugar la carta de la pena! ¿Quieren conseguir la simpatía del público? Bueno, ¿por qué la llaman "pequeña conejita"? ¿No es porque era la mejor fingiendo ser linda? ¿Acaso nadie les dijo a estas flores blancas que quieren sumergirse en la cama de su esposo que ella le robó su alma cuando le dio nalgadas a su hijo travieso?

Entre el silencio y la esperanza - Elizabeth Depaz Cerna Cinco años después de una misteriosa desaparición, un grupo de amigos recibe mensajes enigmáticos que los obligan a revivir su pasado y enfrentar preguntas que nunca se atrevieron a responder. En la ciudad de Huaraz, donde las montañas parecen guardar secretos entre sus sombras, cada pista los acerca más a una verdad que cambiará sus vidas para siempre. A través de recuerdos, cartas y acertijos cuidadosamente diseñados, se embarcan en un viaje de redescubrimiento, explorando los ecos del amor, la amistad y las emociones no expresadas. En medio de la nostalgia y la incertidumbre, descubren que el verdadero misterio no es solo lo que ocurrió con su amigo, sino lo que ha quedado sin resolver dentro de cada uno de ellos. Entre el silencio y la esperanza es una historia profunda y conmovedora sobre la pérdida, el crecimiento y el reencuentro, donde el pasado y el presente se entrelazan para revelar una verdad que había permanecido oculta en el tiempo.

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

Codex Nihil é uma história que segue Isack Scott Crimson, um investigador a procura do paradeiro de Eve Mory, uma escritora que descobre o Codex Nihil, um livro capaz de criar mundos e entidades pela escrita enquanto consume cada vez mais aquele que o possuí. Após seu desaparecimento, Eve deixa cartas enigmáticas que são encontradas por Isack Scott Crimson, o investigador que se deparando com algumas coisas estranhas decide ir atrás sozinho das respostas por si mesmo. Durante sua jornada, Isack descobre que Nicoly Rain e Rui Evelen, que haviam sido tragados para dentro dos mundos do Codex Nihil muito antes de Eve, ficaram presos por milênios nas realidades criadas por outras pessoas. Juntos, eles desvendam os mistérios do livro, descobrindo que ele contém histórias escritas por outros autores e que muitos, como Eve Mory, desapareceram da mesma forma. Através dessa jornada, eles revelam as conexões entre os desaparecimentos, as entidades superiores e o verdadeiro poder do Codex Nihil.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

━━Cᴏɴᴄʟᴜɪ́ᴅᴏ━━ Mabel sempre foi uma médica dedicada, mas, ao longo dos anos, perdeu a magia do Natal, sufocada pelas dores do passado e pela rotina implacável do hospital. Na véspera de Natal, durante um plantão solitário, encontra uma carta comovente de Sofia, uma menina de coração puro que, ciente de sua frágil condição, faz um pedido especial ao Papai Noel: que, após sua partida, seu pai receba um anjo para cuidar dele. Tocada por essa súplica, Mabel percebe que sua missão vai além de salvar vidas. Entre a despedida e a esperança, descobre que o verdadeiro milagre não está na cura, mas na força do amor e da entrega.

En un imperio marcado por la traición y el poder, Orion Windwood vive ocultando su verdadera identidad. Todos creen que ella es su hermana gemela, Arian, la legítima heredera del Ducado del Sur, pero la verdad es mucho más oscura. La tragedia golpeó su familia cuando su madre y su hermana fueron arrebatadas por misteriosas figuras encapuchadas, y desde entonces, su vida ha sido una lucha constante contra las maquinaciones de su tía, quien se ha apoderado del ducado. Mientras el Palacio Imperial de Solaris se llena de música y celebraciones por la llegada de la Emperatriz de Eldoria, Orion aprovecha la distracción para infiltrarse en la fiesta, buscando respuestas y una oportunidad para recuperar lo que le pertenece. Pero un encuentro inesperado la pone en el centro de un escándalo: es acusada de haber dañado a la hija de la emperatriz, llevándola a las frías celdas del palacio. Sin embargo, esta caída en desgracia le otorga algo que jamás pensó recuperar: un reencuentro con su padre, el Duque del Sur, quien la había dado por muerta. Pero el tiempo ha cambiado a todos, y antes de confiar plenamente en él, Orion susurra una verdad escalofriante: "Ellos piensan que soy Arian." Ahora, atrapada en una red de secretos, intrigas políticas y viejas rencillas entre imperios, Orion debe jugar sus cartas con astucia. Mientras la emperatriz de Eldoria teje planes matrimoniales que podrían cambiar el destino del imperio, el emperador de Solaris lucha contra la creciente presión de sus enemigos. Pero lo que nadie sabe es que en las sombras, una verdad mucho más grande está a punto de ser revelada… Porque las figuras encapuchadas que se llevaron a su madre y a su hermana nunca dejaron de buscarla.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

Tras la muerte de Leiko, su única amiga. Sora, busca un motivo por el cual seguir viviendo, mientras trata de comprender el mundo que sus ojos no lo dejaban ver. Desesperado y con más preguntas que respuesta, una bella mujer aparece en su vida, con el simple deseo de ser feliz, pero... ¿Qué es la felicidad? Es una pregunta que ninguno de los dos puede responder.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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Un antiguo mercenario rencarnado en otro mudo con un sistema de robo

En el peligroso mundo del narcotráfico, el destino tiene sus propias cartas preparadas. Como un alfa que nunca estuvo satisfecho de serlo, él se encuentra ahora a cargo de una organización llena de Peligros y misterios Y en un giro inesperado y oscuro, su pareja destinada resulta ser la única persona que está dispuesto a proteger con su sangre, su propio hijo. Unidos por la magia de los alfas y los omegas, su relación está marcada por la culpa y la incertidumbre. oscuro, peligroso y lleno de decisiones difíciles, pero también por la intensa conexión que sus lobos y almas comparten desde el principio.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.