Toaster Dude

Cole was just an ordinary dude living in Nigeria, until death claimed him as he was trying to stop a thief. It should have been the end of him, should have been the end of his story, of his legacy, but truth is, it was just the beginning. Next thing he knows, he is in the body of someone else. The best-worst part? It's a fucking cultivation world where immortals stroll around in pajamas. [A/N: Cole's thoughts. Not mine.] His only saving grace is the Technology system he gets at the beginning of his journey. He is no longer a tech guy, he is technology itself. Watch him introduce LIFE [A/N: Internet p**n. Just kidding.. or am I.] to the land of immortals, watch him catapult this world into a realm it has never seen before. Watch as immortals come begging for a chance at LIFE.

Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide. Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed? Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer? He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone? Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt! [Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.] [Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.] Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest. Hm... What an interesting game!

[Warning: Mature Content(BL/Mpreg)] On the frontier planet Solaris-10, Zach, a businessman, runs the galaxy's most unconventional ranch/maternity ward. His employees are a bunch of homeless aliens called Genmen who've found their calling as the universe's most sought after baby-makers and nectar producers. These alien dudes pop out babies easier than any human could, and their precious nectar comes with healing properties that drives pharmaceutical markets absolutely wild, keeping Zach's operation very, very profitable. It a mutual benefit, and everyone's winning: his Genmen get their daily needs. Zach gets to swim in profits. It's simply capitalism with a nursery attached, and Zach couldn't be happier with his unconventional but lucrative empire. But success breeds competition, and rival businesses are circling like vultures, eager to poach his most fertile employees with bigger contracts and better offers. They want his Genmen, they want his profits, and they'll stop at nothing to get both. Zach would rather die than see that happen. But protecting them in a world where everyone has a price might be harder than he ever imagined. ******* Disclaimer!!! This book is packed with extremely explicit sexual content. It's made for readers who enjoy raw, uncensored material. You'll find graphic male/male encounters, hardcore scenes, and sexual content that pushes boundaries. It's dark, it's intense, and yeah, some might call it depraved. If you're under 18 or don't want to read about explicit gay sex, fetishes, and unfiltered carnal acts - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! You've been warned. Reading beyond this point means you're a consenting adult who knows exactly what you're getting into. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory.  18+ ONLY. Please take note: This is fiction. Everything in here came from imagination. Characters, places, events - all made up. Any connection to real people or events is pure coincidence. Let's begin...

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

Turns out your childhood best friend, the one you always thought was a dude, was a babe all along. ...And she has WHAT? A Yuri harem? (An all-girls harem? Seriously?) While she attracts women as easily as breathing, women run away from you the moment you breathe?

[Disclaimer: Explicit Content and Profanity +18] -------------------------------- OnlyFans. It's a platform where famous influencers sell exclusive content for money. Could be photos, videos, or even drawings. While it was originally used for all sorts of things, it’s now mostly known as a place to sell explicit adult material at a premium. "I hear people are making bank on OnlyFans these days." "Really?" I had no idea why they were talking about this. I stayed glued to my corner, trying not to draw attention to myself. Who knows what they’d do if they noticed me. I needed to be invisible. I am air. I am air! ""But who would they even shoot it with?" "Well, you need a guy, right? Some dude to be in it." "A guy? Hmm..." Who, though? The gal bullies started brainstorming, trying to figure out where they could find a guy for this. Then the conversation died. Uh oh. What’s with the sudden, creepy silence? "Hold on… don't we have one right here?" "Oh shit, yeah." Every single eye in the group turned to me. Ice ran down my spine. "This loser's a guy, right?". --------------------------------------- This work is a personal translation of the original novel "여자 일진들이 나를 먹음" authored by 인생뉴비. The book cover isn't the original set by the author, but an AI generated one mimicking the original. The real cover was denied by Webnovel, but you can check it out by searching the novel Korean name. #ModernFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Harem #Sliceoflife #Delinquents #TteokFantasy #Schoollife #smut #+18 #koreannovel #bulliedMC #LuckyMC #Beauties #Campus #Fantasy #Romance #Romancy #genuisMC

In the electric chaos of Osaka, Japan—a place where even the pigeons look like they’ve seen some things—there lived a dude. Just a dude. Not a legendary hero, not the chosen one with a mysterious scar, not even the final boss in a Persona game. Just your average absurdly good-looking, outrageously kind, “didn’t skip the side quests” type of guy. His name? Adam. Yeah, just Adam. No tragic past, no secret lineage. He didn’t train under a waterfall or fuse with a magical beast or whatever. He was just... absurdly nice. So nice it was honestly a little concerning.

So, what happens when a bullied teenager gives up on life, dies… and then wakes up in a fantasy world? Meet Hayato—just your average (okay, severely traumatized) high schooler who takes the express train to the afterlife… only to respawn as Kibo Satoru, the son of a powerful noble family. White hair? Cool. Blue eyes? Meh. A body that can use mana? Cliche. Sounds like an upgrade—except life still refuses to be easy. Kibo is smart, a quick learner, and genuinely lovable. He treasures his family, makes dumb mistakes, and somehow stumbles his way into becoming stronger. But when it comes to fighting? This dude is straight-up insane—bleeding, bruised, smiling like he just found a cheat code. Losing? Sometimes. He might not be the strongest at first, but he’s got two things going for him: pure stubbornness and an annoying voice in his head named Ignis. But hey, life isn’t all epic battles and badass moments. Kibo is still human, still figuring things out, and still scared of losing the people who actually care about him. And yeah, sometimes the weight of it all almost breaks him. Almost. But Kibo isn’t going down without a fight. If fate wants to mess with him, it better be ready for the fight of his entire life. A story about love, loss, and one reincarnated lunatic who refuses to stay down. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/qbGQPPxQtn

Mi mundo, el planeta Tierra... Ya no existe. Aquel mundo que alguna vez conocí, ha desaparecido, la libertad y la civilización que alguna vez nos hizo ser "humanos" ha muerto. Todo lo que una vez se conoció ha desaparecido y tomado por seres incomprensibles, por Dioses que nos han elegido como los jugadores de su entretenimiento... Como si existieran nuevas reglas, como si existiera un nuevo planeta, todo cambió tan rápido que nadie pudo procesarlo... excepto yo. Como si todo esto estuviera saliendo de un juego, uno que estuve jugando por años, ahora atrapa la realidad, parece ser que solo yo conozco cómo funciona esta nueva era y solo tal vez... Puede que sepa como terminarla. Variante: 31743910 Realidad: WWMPWM (Caps nuevos diarios por ahora. La portada está sujeta a cambios. No dudes en comentar todo lo que opines o dudas que tengas, amo responder con la comunidad)

Na noite de 4 de abril de 2015, às 23h50, Miriam Frontez, 36 anos, foi encontrada em chamas no quintal de casa — se debatendo, gritando, até virar carvão humano. A perícia concluiu: combustão humana espontânea. Soa como fantasia, né? Mas Santas Graças tem um histórico estranho. Aquela não foi a primeira vez que alguém virou churrasco do nada. A polícia travou. A cidade engoliu seco. E a família — rica, poderosa e desesperada — resolveu buscar outro tipo de resposta. Foi aí que me chamaram. Karen e Kenny Frontez, filhos de Miriam e Juan Frontez. Crianças quebradas de um jeito que dinheiro não conserta. Só a verdade. E eu? Bom, eu só queria pagar o aluguel. Mas depois de alguns dias naquela cidade maldita… a coisa mudou de figura. Eu sou o Detetive Dude. E estes são os meus relatos sobre o infernal caso de Santas Graças.

Working sun up to sun down at odd jobs, this young priest has a huge heart opened to the world, But can he open up his heart to people who aren't from here? clover is a dude out of college with no where to go. he does odd jobs to keep himself afloat, volunteering at the church and orphanage in his free time. how will he react and survive from encountering beings who are from a different plane.

Kali, The Gloam-Eyed Queen, The Goddess of Death, The Master of Destined Death and also a Transmigrator knowing countless destinies, is now reduced to nothing but a Lazy NEET. After losing the war against Marika, The Eternal and having her Destined Death stolen by Maliketh, The Black Blade, she has been free-loading in her daughter, Melina's consciousness watching her daughter play house with countless tarnished people (racially motivated). Losing all hope and motivation to save this dying world with countless Outer Deities and ambitious weaklings fighting over nothing, she decides to give her last bit amount of authority of Destined Death to her daughter and embrace eternal death when she encounters a change she has been very familiar with in her previous life. [{Welcome to the Chat Group}] [{Would you like to join?}] [{Yes}] / [{Yes}] "..." "Well what is the worse that could happen?" [{Welcome to the Chat Group, Destined NEET}] [{The Diddler}]: "I am...going to...Alice..." [{Nobody}]: "Hand it over...That thing...Your DARK SOUL." [{Biggest Hater}]: "Come on! Little puppy~" [{Blue Toaster}]: "I am Angela, an AI. I am your assistant, your secretary. Someone who you can talk to." [{Armed and Very Dangerous}]: "No! You cannot make me craft Soul of Eternity!!!" [{Cute Snake}]: "Did you come to play with me? Little Mouse~" [{SIMP Across Time}]: "This time...I will definetly save you..." "..." "What Chat Group this is a group of Degenerates!?!?" "Oh I am a degenerate too, that's fine." -------------------------------------------------- I started writing this on a whim so do not expect much from it. English is also my 3rd language so expect some mistakes here and there. Also the mc looks like emo-Melina.

In Short, dude kicks the bucket and gets reincarnated into the matriarchal game world of magic, dragons and swords, except as a man. So, he was doomed to be magic-less, aura-less, and basically depend on women to survive. Until, the [Absolute Choice System] appears before his eyes, and changes his life forever, marking him as the only second man in history to be able to wield magic. But, does he use it for the good of the world, or does he use it like an absolute chad and control the world of women behind the scenes? Read to find out, peeps. + Previously known as [I Was Reborn As The Matriarchy’s Fat Pig Villain—Now I’m The Magic God]

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

This is a very simple story, written by me and slightly inspired by the dumb shit that my friend can write! My first book pls dont judge! This story is about some normal dude, being reincarnated in a really dumb and obscure world where nothing really makes sense.

A hero is a good guy who always protects his people from villains, the worst scum of the society. They bravely fight any hurdles that come their way and achieve success in their life. The government gives them a special status, the people of the country admire them and tons of fans fall in love with them. But what about the villains? They face a lot since their childhood and when finally managed to achieve an ounce of power in exchange for their soul with the devil, they create a whole army of ants only to get crushed by a nerdy dude, whom everyone claims to be the hero when his avatar changes. They getting torn apart alive by the hero is a show to everyone's amusement. And what's the crime they commit anyway? Bomb blasting on an almost empty road, kidnapping a clumsy girl which brings more misfortune than the villain himself, destroying buildings that already had a weak foundation to begin with, and all those super silly crimes which media exaggerates... Sound such a waste of power to me. But enough is enough now. It had come to a point that now I pity them. I've decided that I'll become the most powerful villain of this world and will bring true justice which has been exploited so brutally. However, there's a teeny-tiny problem I am currently facing. That is, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRY, THINGS ALWAYS TURNS OUT TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT THEM TO BE! I'VE BECOME A FREAKIN' HERO OF THIS SOCIETY!!

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

After hearing about her potential marriage with some old dude, Roshni fled from her home. Not finding anywhere else to go, she went to her male friend Rahat's home who's an orphan living alone. She decided to marry her classmate to start a new life. Will she be able to forsake her luxurious lifestyle and live with new-found freedom filled with struggle? It's a romantic tale of a teenage couple turning their familial love into a romantic one and struggling together for better days.

In the not-too-distant future, world war 3 has happened, Earth faces an impending disaster. Humanity's days are numbered and as the planet rapidly deteriorates beyond repair, the people are split into two factions, the resource - rich GLOBAL UNION or GU - consisting of most of the USA and its allies - and the lesser-resourced INTERSTELLAR MOVEMENT or IMT - consisting of all the countries that did not side with the GU during the war. Following the GU's rapid colonisation of most of the solar system, including the terraforming of Mars, the ISF is compelled to quickly send out a few of their under-resourced numbers outside the solar system in search of potential habitable planets that they could also terraform and move to inorder to survive their impending extinction. The first exoplanet they send their very first, and only, group to is Proxima Centauri b. The responsibility of making this planet their new home falls upon the shoulders of the crewmembers of the starship Stardust, a colossal vessel built for interstellar travel that is under the command of Jardon, a middle-aged spaceship captain and self-proclaimed master of witty comebacks, and his AI assistant, Judy. However, fate soon shifts from their side as sometime after they near their destination, a catastrophic event cripples their ship and causes it to crash Land on the planet. At first, Proxima b appears surprisingly idyllic, with lush landscapes and vibrant colors. But then, this experience quickly turns sour when the crew of Stardust discover that they, much to their horror, are not alone on the planet.

Join our MC as he spends, he's odd daily life living it to the fullest with his four odd companions or...whatever ...forget it he's just a normal dude...A normal high school kid trying to stay out of trouble.

When I died, I expected hell, heaven, or maybe reincarnation as a bug. I didn’t expect a post-apocalyptic game world overrun with zombies, dungeons, mutated beasts, and people who awaken class cards like they’re gacha summons. Worse? I woke up naked in a crater… with a glowing screen in my face. [X-Rank Class Acquired: Harem Master] Choose 5 Starting Erotic Skills. Warning: You are now officially overpowered and probably horny. Yeah. Not kidding. Now, I level up by fighting monsters, exploring dangerous dungeons, and—uh—getting intimate with gorgeous, badass women who want to kill me, love me, or both. Turns out? My skills let me grow stronger by bonding. Emotionally, physically... you get the idea. And the deeper the bond, the more broken the buffs. I’m not some noble hero or stoic warrior. I’m just a regular dude trying to figure things out—with a dirty mind, a dirty mouth, and a dangerously sexy skillset. So yeah, welcome to my world: where leveling up means fighting with my fists, my wit, and sometimes, my d*ck. Let’s see how far I can go before the world burns... or my harem blows up in my face. Literally.

He died because of his own stupidity... and became immortal. Yup, that’s our “hero” — Zack Monroe, your average American dude who, in a moment of drunken brilliance, jumped off a rooftop yelling: “To the oceaaaan!” The problem? There was no ocean. Just a parking lot… from the tenth floor. Lucky for him (or not?), Death said: “Nah, you’re not getting off that easy.” So Zack woke up in Velderra, a dark fantasy world filled with corrupted magic, emotionally damaged demons, and anime-tier lunatics. With no powers, no real goals, and a brain that’s clearly on vacation, Zack became immortal. And now? He has to survive with a team consisting of: An orc who's smarter than most humans, A catgirl with trust issues (especially toward idiots like him), A demoness who loves chaos way more than cooperation. Velderra doesn’t forgive. But Zack? He literally can’t die. The real question isn’t “Will he survive?” It’s: How many disasters will he cause before reaching the Demon King?

- Mavel Bright was your typical background dude in a world full of hunters, monsters, dungeons, and dumb ranking systems. He lived. He died. And then… he regressed. Now 16 again, armed with memories of his past life and an SSS-rank clone skill, Mavel has one goal: > Be lazy. Let his clones do all the work. Protect his little brother this time. Maybe conquer a few galaxies on the side. Every week, he can create one clone — choosing its race, skill, gender, and even which world it spawns in. From demon princes in Hell to slime chefs in cooking anime universes, Mavel's clones are out there becoming heroes, villains, idols, systems, and sometimes complete disasters. Meanwhile, to the outside world? He’s just a chill B-rank hunter with “average potential.” No one knows he’s basically building an army of overpowered versions of himself across the multiverse. So if a clone becomes Satan’s kid? A Galactic Overlord? The love interest in a rom-com fantasy? That’s just another day in Mavel’s Lazyverse

Sorry to the one dude who read this, I’ve got too much stuff going irl to continue. I also just don’t much care for the genre. Maybe I’ll pick it back up over the summer, maybe not.

Arthur Grail, a hardcore player of the VRMMO Trinity Star Online, woke up one day in the body of Gerard Astoria—a petty villain fated to die before the main story even began. To make matters worse, Gerard's death was a crucial event in the game's narrative. If he didn’t meet his predetermined end, it could disrupt the story entirely, leading the universe toward one of the countless "bad end" routes! Unwilling to leave his fate to chance, Arthur decided to take matters into his own hands—recruiting the "player" as his partner to help him clear the game and rewrite his destiny. But wait—"Why is the player not a dude but a sharp-tongued beauty instead?!" Follow Arthur's odyssey, filled with trouble at every turn, as he works to uncover the mystery behind his awakening in a universe eerily similar to Trinity Star Online's setting, all while trying to save the entire universe… without forgetting to enjoy himself!

Once upon a time, everything was awesome on planet Earth. People were chilling with their families, tech was super advanced, and they could even travel way out into space. Animals taking care of the food chain like they always do. But then, bam! Something crazy happened, and everyone got zapped to this super-dangerous place along with some weird alien folks of many types. Follow Lucas, a regular dude, as he tries not to get wrecked in this crazy new world. Some folks got cool skills to survive, but all Lucas got was the power to build a fancy shelter that could level up. Sounds lame, right? But turns out, it might be his ticket to not getting squashed. So, get ready for Lucas's wild ride as he figures out how to survive in a place that's basically a nightmare. While others are doing ninja moves or casting spells, Lucas is just trying not to get eaten. Little does he know, his so-called bad luck might just be the thing that saves his sorry butt. Join Lucas in this epic adventure full of surprises, where he builds his shelter, faces crazy challenges, and learns that sometimes, what seems like the worst luck ever can turn out to be a total game-changer. It's a story of survival, discovery, and how even the simplest guy can rock a world that's turned upside down.

This is the story of Zyphera Nocturna, a typical dude who was summoned along with his class to a parallel world. A world where all that defied logic was considered the norm—a world that revolved around the concept of magic. Zyphera and his class were summoned by the Saintess of the Leo Kingdom, a human kingdom that specialized in all warrior-based paths. Upon arriving at the kingdom, the gang was told the purpose of their summoning. Apparently, they were prophesied heroes who would save the world from the clutches of monsters that were demons. Of course, the gang was excited to know that they would awaken their blessings—gifts that would help them fight the demons. After all preparations were made, it was time for the gang to awaken their blessings. Everyone else's blessings went well—all except Zyphera’s. Upon touching the awakening crystal, his world went dark. Then, in the next moment, he was standing before a woman of unimaginable beauty—beauty that defied Zyphera's logic. This beauty introduced herself with a lot of titles (arrogantly so): The Dark Goddess, The Founder of Dark Magic, The Ruler of the Demon Realm, The Strongest Demoness... believe me, she went on with a lot of titles. Yet, among all those titles, the one she sounded most proud to say out loud was this—she was Zyphera's soulmate.

Solian Flare was just your average dude—until he became reincarnated in the One Piece world! But unlike those other dudes who dream of being a Marine or a member of Luffy's crew, Solian has something else in mind to create for himself. Gifted with a mysterious system and the Solar Rift Fruit, a Devil Fruit that enables him to manipulate solar energy and open rifts in space, Solian sets out on a quest with one goal: to conquer the seas and become the strongest! But One Piece's universe is not gentle. With bounty hunters, Marines, and other pirates standing in his way, Solian will have to train day and night, gather powerful allies, and push himself to the limit if he is to make it out alive. From humble beginnings to shock jumps in abundance, from battling vicious pirates to uncovering secrets of his system, Solian's journey has only just started. And in a world where power knows no bounds, only the strongest will emerge victorious! Will he become a crew that will be as strong as the Yonko? Or will he perish before he even makes it to the Grand Line?