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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Zhou Youlin, una famosa reina de hielo de las fuerzas especiales. Durante un accidente en una misión, fue traicionada por sus compañeros de escuadrón y recibió dos disparos. Murió en el acto. Cuando despertó de nuevo, se convirtió en la inútil señora de una familia de arroceros y era una esposa resentida que era ignorada por su esposo. Su hijo también fue descuidado. —Si no me equivoco, ya estamos divorciados. Actualmente estás invadiendo mi hogar, querido ex —Zhao Youlin levantó la barbilla y se sentó al final del sofá con las piernas cruzadas. Se veía orgullosa. Mu Tingfeng no mostraba expresión. —Podemos casarnos de nuevo. Zhou Youlin arqueó las cejas. Luego, movió su mano y una gran cantidad de fotos de hombres guapos se esparcieron sobre la mesa. —Cariño, sé un buen chico y elige a alguien que te guste para que sea tu nuevo papito, ¿vale? —La expresión de Mu Tingfeng… se volvió oscura.

``` Havia três palavras no Império Estelar do Sol para descrever a Scarlet Su: Inútil, lixo e estúpida. Mas um dia, a Conta Estrelar de Scarlet Su alterou o nome de usuário de 'A noiva do rei mecha' para 'O rei mecha é um fracasso.' De repente todos se perguntaram, que novo joguinho de chamar atenção ela estava inventando? Morrendo numa Terra infestada de zumbis, uma jovem mergulha por uma porta que deveria levar a um novo mundo maravilhoso, mas em vez disso, ela acorda no corpo de Scarlet Su, a esposa indesejada do general favorito do império e rei dos mechas. Ela se torna instantaneamente mãe do filho do general e a coproprietária de um planeta lixeira subdesenvolvido. Pelo menos, ela transmigrou com seu espaço de armazenamento, milhões de suprimentos e a vontade de trabalhar duro. Infelizmente, ela é enganada e acaba se tornando uma ceifadora neste mundo interestelar. Todas as semanas, ela deve entregar almas ao submundo ou arrisca perder sua recém-adquirida força mental e voltar a ser a velha Scarlet fraca e inútil. Ela passou de Scarlet a inútil para Scarlet a incrível, e seu marido de repente veio implorando desesperado pelo seu amor. Ela disse: "Fale primeiro com seu filho, ele é que está procurando por um pai." Mas o filho dele disse: "Você quer ser o meu papai? Entre na fila de pretendentes ali e preencha suas informações." Excerto: "Então o marido pródigo finalmente retorna após todo esse tempo e aqui eu pensava que você estava morto." ela disse sarcasticamente. "Cuide da sua língua Scarlet, eu ainda sou o seu marido." Scarlet riu e cruzou os braços, "Então você se tocou que é marido, como eu deveria reagir agora que você escolheu abraçar o título que tão facilmente quis descartar alguns meses atrás. Devo aplaudir e depois tirar minha roupa e te implorar para você me possuir?" ela revirou os olhos para ele e zombou. Ela observou seu marido andar lentamente em sua direção com um olhar furioso e focado nos olhos e se perguntou se o tinha provocado demais. "Você ousou me enviar papéis do divórcio, Scarlet, você perdeu a porra do juízo?" 'Não,' ela pensou, 'Ao contrário, você é quem perdeu o seu.' A foto da capa não é minha e pode ser retirada a pedido do proprietário. ```

Aparência Boa: Confere! Habilidades OP: Confere! Tapas na Cara: Confere! Tamanho do PP: Confere! Lucien estava mais que pronto para embarcar em sua nova aventura para salvar um mundo moribundo da destruição como parte do Projeto Portal do Céu. No entanto, justamente quando ele estava prestes a ser enviado ao mundo que estava prestes a salvar, um acidente aconteceu, o que forçou seu Deus Patrono, o Deus dos Jogadores, a fazer outra aposta a fim de preservar a vida de seu candidato escolhido. Lucien, cuja nova identidade foi nomeada Lux, encontrou-se em um mundo onde a escuridão podia ser luz, e a luz podia ser escura. Um mundo onde a moralidade era apenas uma linha tênue da depravação, e um final feliz só poderia ser alcançado enfrentando o mundo e batendo nele com uma Legião dos Imortais. ----------- Outras histórias do autor. Ponto de Vista do Sistema - Em andamento Bruxo Mais Forte - Irregular no Mundo dos Magos (Você não vai encontrar isso no meu perfil. Procure manualmente. atualmente em andamento!) Reencarnado com o Sistema Mais Forte (Concluído)

``` [ Libro 1: Completado ] Tristan Davis, el CEO playboy de Heavenly Star Enterprize, fue forzado a casarse con CUALQUIER MUJER en un mes, o de lo contrario... su glamoroso título y posición le serían quitados. ¡NOOOOO! ¿Cómo podría seducir a esas hermosas mujeres si se volviera pobre y dejara de ser un CEO? Está bien, encontrará una mujer y se casará con ella para complacer a su exigente abuelo. ¿Qué importa si es una extraña mujer rara que conoció en la montaña mientras acampaba? ¿Cierto? Espera... ¿Qué!? ¿Ella NO ES HUMANA? ¿Es la hija del dios demonio? ¿Dijiste... DEMONIO? Pero ella luce tan angelical, hermosa e inocente. Tristan ni siquiera podía mirar a otras mujeres después de que esta hija del dios demonio se convirtiera en su esposa. Ja. Bien podría mantenerla cerca ya que a abuelo parece gustarle mucho. ============ Zhen-Zhen, quien tenía la sangre del dios demonio, era el objetivo de los guerreros guardianes. Desde que era niña intentaron matarla muchas veces pero fracasaron. Sin otra opción restante, la sellaron en la Montaña Divina. Pero después de 100 años, su sello se rompió accidentalmente y así, su Protector encontró la oportunidad de enviarla a otro mundo habitado por humanos puramente ordinarios - sin seres sobrenaturales y sin poderes mágicos. En este nuevo mundo, conoció al Travieso y Guapo CEO, quien le propuso matrimonio en su primer encuentro. Pero espera... ¿Matrimonio? ¿Convertirse en su Esposa? ¿Qué significa convertirse en Esposa? Aunque la hija del dios demonio no tenía ni idea de lo que significaba ser esposa, ¡aceptó su propuesta emocionada! ¡"Sí! ¡Quiero ser tu esposa!" ============ *** Extracto *** —Zhen-Zhen: "Tristan, ¿por qué te ríes aunque estés triste? Puedo sentirlo. Estás dolido, ahora mismo." Aun en su estado de ebriedad, Tristan pudo asimilar sus palabras. —Tristan: "Oye, mi Zhen-Zhen. Serás mi esposa, ¿verdad?" —Zhen-Zhen: "Sí..." —Tristan: "Entonces... hazme feliz. Acércate... y bésame." Ella se inclinó hacia Tristan mientras presionaba sus delicados y calientes labios en sus fríos labios. —Zhen-Zhen: "¿Estás feliz ahora, Tristan?" Tristan negó con la cabeza y puso pucheros. —¡No! Zhen-Zhen, eso no puede considerarse un beso. Solo presionaste tus labios contra los míos." Se quejó a ella con exasperación. "Ven aquí, ¡te enseñaré!" Tristan sostuvo su cara y luego comenzó a besarla apasionadamente. Tristan acercó su cabeza mientras profundizaba el beso. Después de unos segundos, Zhen-Zhen respondió y devolvió su beso con igual intensidad que la de él. 'Diablos, es una aprendiz rápida.' ========= [ HOT+Funny+Fluffy+Mature ]~ Esta es una historia de la hija del dios demonio y un travieso y guapo CEO... ======= Premio de Este Libro: WPC #133 Nivel Oro - ¡No Humanos Permitidos! Protagonista Femenina Apoyo a la Autora: Únete al Servidor de Discord de la Autora: https://discord.gg/D44M6DYW2G Envíame un mensaje privado en Discord: ellezar_g#1010 Otro Libro de la Autora: 1. La Asesina Diabólica Conoce al Detective Angélico Volúmen I: Encuentro Predestinado (Capítulo 1-275) Completado Volúmen II: Sus Caminos se Cruzan de Nuevo (Capítulo 276-530) Completado 2. Amor Prohibido: Seducción de un Ángel 3. Amantes de la Luna: Unidos por la Sangre y la Venganza La obra de arte/ilustración/foto es generada por IA por la Autora ```

# 1V1 # FONDNESSOVERTIME Shi Qians Stiefmutter stellte ihr eine Falle und zwang sie, einen vegetativen Mann zu heiraten. Es gab drei gute Dinge an ihm. Er war reich, gut aussehend ... und er konnte nicht aufwachen! Fu Sinian, der mehr als drei Jahre lang im Koma gelegen hatte, wachte auf und stellte fest, dass er plötzlich eine Frau hatte. Seine zierliche Frau war blond, schön und hatte lange Beine. "Wenn du mich nicht liebst, brauche ich dich nicht!" sagte Fu Sinian und warf kalt die Scheidungspapiere weg.***Nicht lange danach wurde der berühmte Shi Qian auf einem Foto in dem luxuriösen Auto des Großindustriellen Fu Sinian erwischt. Fu Sinian stellte dies öffentlich klar und sagte: "Fräulein Shi und ich sind miteinander bekannt": "Seid ihr nur Bekannte? Sie werden beide im selben Auto herumgefahren! Wir warten darauf, dass du uns mit deinen Worten ins Gesicht schlägst, junger Meister Fu! Neun Millionen Fans schauen zu und warten!" Wenig später wurde der in den Kreisen beliebte Shi Qian wieder einmal dabei fotografiert, wie er zur gleichen Zeit wie Fu Sinian das Hotel betrat und erst nach drei Tagen wieder herauskam. Fu Sinian stellte erneut klar: "Fräulein Shi und ich sind nicht in einer solchen Beziehung. Wir sind nicht zusammen. "Netizens: "Herr Fu muss bei seinen Bemühungen versagt haben! Wenn es ein Mädchen gibt, mit dem der junge Meister Fu in dieser Welt nicht umgehen kann, dann ist es seine Göttin Shi Qian!"Dreißig Millionen Fans aßen weiter Popcorn und sahen sich das Drama an! Später wurde Shi Qian, die zweihundert Millionen Fans hat, bei der Preisverleihung für die beste Schauspielerin krank! Fu Sinian betrat langsam die Bühne, umarmte Shi Qians Taille und sagte: "Vielen Dank für die Anteilnahme aller. Frau Fu ist schwanger mit unserem zweiten Kind!"Alle zweihundert Millionen Fans waren verwirrt. Die schöne Shi Qian war mit ihrem zweiten Kind schwanger? Sie verfolgten die ganze Zeit, wie sich das Drama entwickelte! Wann haben sie denn nicht mehr mitgemacht?

Als Chi Lian auf ihrer Erde stirbt, erwacht sie im Körper eines anderen Mädchens, das denselben Namen trägt wie sie, auf einer anderen Erde. Einer mit Imperien und königlichen Familien. Arm und verzweifelt um ihr Überleben kämpfend, ist sie an ein virtuelles Haustiersystem gebunden, das auf die Technologie ihres Heimatplaneten zugreifen kann, um sie zu nutzen. Es gibt nur einen Haken. Der einzige Job, den sie ausüben kann, ist der eines Paparazzo. Von dort aus ist sie entschlossen, sich ein Medienimperium aufzubauen und das zurückzuholen, was ihre Familie verloren hat. Ihre Hauptziele sind die begehrtesten, aber schwer zu bekommenden Junggesellen des Imperiums, die eine Nachricht wert sind. Sie sind reich, gutaussehend und die Medien haben Angst, ihre Bilder und Informationen zu veröffentlichen. Aber irgendwie schafft Chi Lian das Unmögliche, sie macht ständig Fotos von ihnen. Welche Frau würde nicht für ihre exklusiven Bilder und Nachrichten bezahlen. Einer zieht sie besonders an: der kalte CEO und Professor Jun Muyang, von dem alle sagen, er sei kalt zu Frauen. Mit ihrer Technik und ihrem Verstand finden Chi Lian und ihre Adoptivtochter alle Möglichkeiten, in seinen Raum einzudringen und dabei sein Herz zu stehlen. Aber wie weit ist sie bereit zu gehen, um das Herz von Professor Ice Cube zum Schmelzen zu bringen und ihre Konkurrenten auf Distanz zu halten? All die Frauen im Reich, die Jun Muyang begehrten, warteten sehnsüchtig auf ihre Ablehnung. Aber es würde eine lange Wartezeit werden. Erste Woche..." Jun Muyang, ich habe dir diese Blumen gekauft." Jun Muyang: "Hau ab." Jahr 1... "Baby, ich brauche noch einen Kuss." Chi Lian: "Hau ab." Andere Werke. Transmigration aus einer Zombie-Welt zur Frau des Mecha-Königs[laufend]

``` El día de su boda con su amor de la infancia, Natalie Ford recibió un regalo inesperado: un certificado de matrimonio. Declaraba que ya estaba casada con un completo extraño—Aiden Handrix. Mientras los invitados a la boda seguían burlándose e insultándola, su amante Ivan decidió abandonarla, optando por casarse con su media hermana Briena en su lugar. Para colmo de males, fue expulsada de su casa. Para probar su inocencia, Natalie Ford solo podía tomar un camino: tenía que encontrar a este misterioso Aiden Handrix y descubrir la verdad. Al día siguiente, había noticias populares en la televisión. Justine Harper, la heredera de la familia más rica de Bayford, regresaba a casa. Los ojos de Natalie se estrecharon al mirar la pantalla de la televisión. —¿Por qué este hombre se parece exactamente al hombre de la foto en mi certificado de matrimonio? En la búsqueda de desentrañar el misterio detrás de su supuesto matrimonio, decidió seguirlo y preguntarle personalmente. —¿Estás casado? —preguntó Natalie. —No. —¿Tienes un hermano gemelo? —insistió. —No. —¿Por casualidad has oído el nombre Aiden Handrix? —su tono se endureció. —No. —Entonces, ¿quién demonios eres? —demandó saber. —Tu hermano. —Espera, ¿qué? —sus ojos se abrieron de par en par. —Sí. Ahora empaca tus cosas y ven a casa conmigo —dijo él. ¿Primero obtuvo un marido de la nada y ahora un hermano con la misma cara? ¿Estaba dios creando clones y ofreciéndoselos con diferentes relaciones? ```

Acordar de um coma era o menor dos problemas de Serena quando ela descobre que está casada! Ela não consegue lembrar quem é. Seus pais planejam matá-la. O que uma jovem faz numa situação dessa? Ela prende o marido rico e bonitão, é claro! Serena não vai deixá-lo ir até descobrir a verdade. Aiden Hawk casou por conveniência. Chantageado pela sua avó, ele bolou o plano perfeito. Casar-se com uma mulher à beira da morte e fazer o papel de amante enlutado. Quando ela morresse, ele estaria livre para fazer o que quisesse! Mas para surpresa de todos, ela voltou à vida! Mais ainda, ela está grudada nele feito cola! O casamento acidental deles vai dar certo ou serão separados para sempre? *Créditos da foto: Queenfrieza Trecho: Os olhos dela se arregalaram de choque quando ele caminhou até a porta do quarto do hospital e a trancou com um clique. "O que você está fazendo?" ela perguntou tremulamente. Ela não gostou da expressão no rosto dele. Ele levantou uma sobrancelha e sorriu maliciosamente, erguendo o canto da boca. "O que você acha que eu estou fazendo?" "Por que… por que você trancou a porta?" "Minha esposa... Você acordou depois de tanto tempo. Claro que eu tenho que passar um tempo com você sem ser incomodado..." Serena observava ele caminhar em sua direção, sua presença parecendo preencher o quarto. Seu coração quase ameaçou saltar para fora do peito... Ela queria saltar da cama, mas suas pernas estavam inúteis e ela não tinha forças...

Bangun dari koma adalah masalah paling kecil bagi Serena ketika ia mengetahui bahwa ia telah menikah! Ia tidak ingat siapa dirinya. Orang tuanya merencanakan untuk membunuhnya. Apa yang dilakukan seorang wanita muda dalam situasi seperti ini? Tentu saja, dia menjebak suami kaya tampannya! Serena tidak akan melepaskannya sampai ia mengungkap kebenaran. Aiden Hawk menikah karena kepentingan. Diperas oleh neneknya, ia menyusun rencana sempurna. Menikahi seorang wanita yang sedang di ambang kematian dan memerankan peran sebagai kekasih yang berduka. Ketika dia meninggal, ia akan bebas untuk melakukan apa yang dia inginkan! Tapi yang mengejutkan semua orang, dia bangkit kembali! Lebih lagi, dia terus mengikutinya seperti lem! Apakah pernikahan kecelakaan mereka akan berhasil atau akan mereka pisahkan selamanya? *Kredit foto: Queenfrieza Snippet: Matanya melebar kaget ketika dia berjalan mendekati pintu kamar rumah sakit dan menguncinya dengan klik. "Apa yang sedang kamu lakukan?" tanya dia dengan gemetar. Dia tidak menyukai ekspresi di wajahnya. Dia mengangkat alis dan tersenyum sinis, mengangkat sudut mulutnya. "Menurutmu saya sedang apa?" "Mengapa... mengapa kau mengunci pintu?" "Istriku...Kamu sudah bangun setelah begitu lama. Tentu saja, aku harus menghabiskan waktu bersamamu tanpa gangguan..." Serena memperhatikannya saat dia berjalan mendekatinya, kehadirannya tampaknya mengisi ruangan. Hatinya hampir terancam melompat keluar dari dadanya... Dia ingin melompat dari tempat tidur tetapi kakinya tidak berguna dan dia tidak memiliki kekuatan...

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Rencananya, Selin dan sahabatnya Maxi malam itu mau menginap di rumahnya Lucian, bersama Aria (pacarnya Lucian) dan juga Dylan (sahabatnya Lucian) untuk mengerjakan tugas kelompok dari kampus. Mereka sudah kenal Lucian dari semester pertama, tetapi memang tak pernah main ke rumahnya. Hanya saja, mereka tahu bahwa ibunya Lucian sudah lama meninggal dan ia diurus oleh ayahnya seorang. Mereka juga sudah pernah melihat foto ayahnya Lucian, tetapi hanya sebatas selfie. Itu pun foto berdua dengan Lucian. Nah, hari itu mereka sepakat untuk mengerjakan tugas kelompok di rumah Lucian karena infonya, ayahnya Lucian akan kembali besok malam karena masih berada dalam perjalanan bisnis ke luar negeri. Jadi, ketika Selin menumpang mandi di dalam salah satu kamar mandi tamu rumahnya Lucian, Selin benar-benar tak berekspektasi bahwa dia akan melihat wujud ayahnya Lucian yang ternyata bertubuh tinggi dan kekar itu tengah berdiri di depannya, hanya memakai boxer dan membawa handuk, sedikit terkejut karena melihat Selin keluar dari kamar mandi tamunya. Orang yang seharusnya kembali besok malam, mengapa bisa ada di sini?! Lagi pula, buat apa mandi di kamar mandi tamu?! Tapi....sialan. Selin baru sadar bahwa dirinya saat ini hanya memakai handuk! "Astaga! Astaga ya Tuhan, maaf, Om!" teriak Selin sembari berlari terbirit-birit ke luar kamar. Sial, ini luar biasa memalukan! Saat Selin sudah mulai tenang, Selin berjalan di koridor seraya membatin. Bukannya Selin mau berpikiran mesum, tetapi astaga, itu betulan ayahnya Lucian? Ya Tuhan, seksi sekali. Pria dewasa yang matang. Gagah...dan...punyanya juga terlihat besar di boxer itu- -eh, sebentar. Baju ganti Selin ketinggalan di kamar tamu tadi!

Bercerita tentang Josh Andriano, seorang fotografer yang jatuh cinta pada Windy Alisha, temannya sejak SMA. Josh sudah lama mencintai Windy sebelah pihak; cinta yang Josh miliki bertahun-tahun itu kian menguat seiring dengan kedewasaan mereka. Bisa dibilang Josh terlalu mencintai Windy. Ia rela melakukan segalanya, mengorbankan segalanya; ia selalu ada untuk Windy. It was always Windy. She's all he can think about. Jadi, ketika sebulan yang lalu Windy menerima cintanya, Josh merasa sangat bahagia. Namun, tiba-tiba Windy memutuskan hubungan mereka dengan alasan bahwa dia sudah punya tunangan. Josh hancur. Ia depresi. Ia kehilangan arah, kehilangan tujuan; ia bahkan tidak tahu lagi bagaimana bentuk dunianya saat ini, sebab sebelumnya dunianya adalah Windy. Namun, suatu hari, sahabat Josh yang bernama Alvin mengenalkan seseorang pada Josh. Seorang model bernama Keisha yang dapat menjadi objek dalam koleksi foto-foto terbaru Josh. Kepribadian Kei yang berbeda jauh dari Windy, kecantikannya yang luar biasa, kepribadiannya yang supel dan menarik, sukses membuat Josh bertanya-tanya. Jika ia lihat kembali hubungannya dengan Windy, apakah cinta memang serumit ini? Josh terlalu fokus terhadap Windy, terhadap kesedihannya, hingga ia lupa bahwa, ....dia juga berhak dicintai. Ada orang lain di luar 'dunianya' itu, yang mau mencintainya dengan sepenuh hati, yang jauh lebih baik daripada Windy.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

Eiji Arata era un chico de 16 años nada especial, que cansado de vivir se suicidó; saltó de un edificio y finalmente murió. Cuando abrió los ojos de nuevo, se dió cuenta que estaba vivo, no solo de eso, ¡sino que transmigó a un mundo totalmente diferente al suyo! Disclaimer: Tanto como el anime de Overlord y la foto de la portada no me pertenecen, todos los derechos a sus respectivos autores. Sin más, disfruten :) ¡No te olvides de comentar y dar tu reseña! Los capítulos serán reescritos .~.

In a world where magic and technology coexist, a once-prosperous kingdom now faces dark times under the threat of a race from another world. The paladins, guardians of peace, have fallen into disgrace, and only a few stand firm against the growing threats. Among them, a young man from a distant kingdom, with a past marked by internal struggles and secrets, seeks redemption as he navigates his emotions and duty. The story follows a diverse group of characters, each with unique abilities and personal conflicts, as they face dangerous missions, magical mysteries, and a world that seems to be falling apart. On their journey, they confront their own fears and prejudices, forging unexpected bonds and challenging the limits of what it means to be a hero. With a combination of action, psychological drama, and touches of romance, this narrative explores themes of redemption, acceptance, and the eternal conflict between light and darkness, both in the world and within each character. What you’ll find in this story: Many kingdoms with diverse races, magic, technology, beings from other worlds, romance, no harem, a rich story with lively characters, extensive lore, skill progression, growth, and much more. Discover all that The Change In Life has to offer! Versión en español disponible, ve a mi perfil y allí estará. Nombre: El Cambio En La Vida. New cover every month! This story is an original draft created solely by me, with no AI involved in the development of characters, storyline, or world. All content is my own work, 'RSKLEO'. Many things could change in the final version of the book. Although these are final drafts, virtually all of these chapters will be in the book, which will of course include much more: improvements, tweaks, additional details, and more about the story of this world. The draft is currently being published on Webnovel, Inkspired y Royal Road. © 2023-2025 Aarón René Porras Gutiérrez as RSKLEO. All rights reserved. This work is protected by copyright and other applicable laws. Reproduction, distribution or exhibition of this work in whole or in part is prohibited. If you want to collaborate or do something else, contact me through one of my social networks or through my email: 6rskleo8@gmail.com or rskleo8@gmail.com

Elvira tem uma vida calma desde que chegou ao novo mundo, abraçando a sua natureza insensível e sombria. O mundo onde ela está agora é harmonioso, embora seja bastante hierarquizado. Múltiplas espécies habitam este mundo e todas a conhecem, ou pelo menos, conhecem o seu nome. A única coisa com que todos concordam para além dos seus muitos nomes é com a quantidade de poder que ela exerce. Novo e antigo, vasto, luminoso e sombrio , o poder da mulher prateada não é nada que alguém tenha visto antes. Lúcios é um jovem pai solteiro de uma linda bruxinha que sofre constantes ameaças graças à natureza incomum do seu poder. Encurralado com uma ameaça por parte da família da falecida mãe da sua filha, Lúcios decide que procurar refugio na floresta é a melhor opção, já que, sendo um ômega com nenhum poder ofensivo, ele não tem como os defender. Já na floresta , Lúcios e a pequena Lília encontram um castelo antigo. Lúcios conhece a lenda por trás do habitante do castelo, a mulher prateada, e decide pedir a sua ajuda para manter a sua filha segura. Elvira concorda, por um preço. Também presente no Wattpad no meu perfil @SaraSimes765. Esta história é de minha autoria e todos os seus direitos estão reservados.

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

CLUP es una aplicación de citas que crea perfiles psicológicos con la finalidad de conectar a sus usuarios con otros solteros con los que puedan ser compatibles. La aplicación pide tres o más palabras claves que describan a esa pareja ideal, luego te la sirve como comida rápida para que elijas cuál te gusta más. El problema es que no toda compatibilidad es sana y en algunos casos puede llegar a ser autodestructiva.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

GL Novel

Gl Novel

(Serie cancelada, en mi perfil encontraran un remake que estoy haciendo arreglando los defectos de la historia y mejorando la narracion) Kaeleen ha vivido toda su vida en las sombras de la desesperación, acosado por sus compañeros, rechazado por su propia familia y traicionado por aquellos en quienes confiaba. La depresión lo lleva al borde de una decisión irreversible: el suicidio. Pero cuando decide acabar con su sufrimiento, algo impensable sucede. En lugar de encontrar el fin, es transportado a Aether, un mundo regido por la magia, criaturas fantásticas y misterios insondables. Aether es un lugar implacable, donde ser débil es equivalente a estar muerto. Kaeleen, junto a cientos de jóvenes como él, se ve obligado a participar en un peligroso proceso para obtener un núcleo de mana que le permita sobrevivir. Pero el costo es alto: el proceso mata a la mayoría de los convocados, dejando solo a unos pocos con la capacidad de aprovechar la energía vital del mundo. Mientras lucha por entender este nuevo mundo y su propio poder, Kaeleen se enfrenta a una revelación inquietante: posee una afinidad rara y temida con el mana oscuro. Los susurros a su alrededor se intensifican, y ni siquiera la princesa Selene puede ocultar su miedo ante su presencia. Incluso el caballero Sir Aldric lo mira con desprecio. ¿Por qué? ¿Qué secretos esconde Aether, y qué significa la presencia del mana oscuro en Kaeleen? Acompañado por Borik, un hombre que ha visto tanto sufrimiento como él, Kaeleen deberá decidir en quién confiar mientras las tensiones entre sus nuevos compañeros aumentan. ¿Es Kaeleen una amenaza para este mundo o su salvador? Y lo más aterrador de todo: ¿quién es realmente él?

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

Mengandung adegan dewasa antar hubungan suami-istri, jadi bijaklah dalam memilih bacaan!! °°° CARA TERBAIK DALAM MENGEJAR CINTAMU~ “Kau harus menceraikan putriku dalam satu minggu, atau ... kau akan kehilangan pekerjaanmu!” Dexter menatapnya dengan penuh penghinaan, “Oh, Ya? Sangat menyeramkan. Bagaimana jika kau datang lagi, setelah berhasil membuatku kehilangan pekerjaanku, ayah mertua!” «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» Synopsis... 5 tahun yang lalu, hanya karena tidak bisa menolak perjodohan yang telah diatur orang tuanya, Kaili Goh, pergi mabuk-mabukkan hingga berujung ‘One night stand’ dengan seseorang yang tidak diketahui. Di hari pernikahan, beberapa jam sebelum pemberkatan pernikahan, ‘Peter Swan’ lelaki yang akan dijodohkan dengannya, datang melempar foto-foto malam Kaili bersama pria asing tersebut. Tepat saat itu, Dexter yang hanya seorang pria berprofesi sebagai dokter ahli bedah di rumah sakit swasta, memberanikan diri untuk menikahi Kaili. Tujuannya adalah ingin membalas semua penghinaan yang kerap kali diterima, saat berusaha mengejar Kaili. Profesinya yang hanya sebagai dokter ahli bedah, sedangkan Kaili yang seorang putri tunggal dari pengusaha kaya, menjadi landasan dasar Kaili untuk menghinanya! Dexter ingin membalasnya. HARUS! Namun, Dexter malah tidak mampu menyakitinya walau sedikit saja. Selama 5 tahun ini, tidak pernah satu detik pun dia tidak mencintai wanita itu. Setiap kali saat ingin membalasnya, yang terjadi, malah sebaliknya, dia menjaga, memanjakannya, dengan cintanya. Pada akhirnya, dia malah memutuskan untuk mengejar cinta istrinya! Dapatkan Dexter mengejar cinta istrinya, dibawah tekanan sang mertua yang mendesaknya harus menyelesaikan pernikahan hanya dalam waktu satu minggu? Lalu, apa jadinya jika Kaili mengetahui bahwa pria dalam ‘One night stand’ tersebut adalah Dexter? Lantas apa alasan pribadi Kaili yang selalu melontarkan penghinaan kejam pada Dexter? ````````````````` ````````````````` Check karyaku yang lain, = Wanita di titik Terendah = Cinta yang (tidak bisa) Kutinggalkan. = Tuan Terhormat dan Istri Sejuta Manfaat .......................................... Follow Ig author @nv.chrd ぁぇお

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.