Fatty Tail

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

"God, please. If you are real, make my one last wish come true. Let me live." When Callisto got diagnosed with an incurable genetic disorder at age 5, she was expected to live for only ten more years. With her life on its last leg, Callisto underwent an operation that has a one in a million chance of success called the Mutated DNA Fusion, granting her wish to live. However, the operation gave her more than what she wished for. With her black hair turned silver, cat ears overhead, and a tail from her behind, Callisto now has to live her life as a half-human and half-animal, a catgirl.

Cassandra Hayes was shattered in high school when a wicked prank pulled by the arrogant billionaire, Nicholas West, ruined her reputation and made her known as "Fatty Cass the Slut". Years later, sexier, smarter, and determined to get even, Cassandra crosses paths with Nicholas once again. But things go wrong when she accidentally crashes her car into his. Since she's unable to pay for the damages, Nicholas blackmails Cassie into helping him maintain his position in his father’s Company. She's reluctant at first but sees it as an opportunity to ruin him so she agrees. Unknowingly to them, Thomas West knows all about their fake engagement and decides to have fun teasing and pressuring them to make things real. Who will win in this game of lies and secrets? And will Cassie forgive Nicholas and listen to her heart?

Every Cultivation transmigrator would begin their journey with ignorance. Ye Chen, who was originally from Earth, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Fantasy world after crashing with Truck-Kun. Of course, like every Protagonist, he had a gold finger with a female seductive spirit in an ancient ring. But he also had many mysteries hidden beneath him, as he discovered on his great adventure. This was our protagonist's first journey: every attractive female fell over him with simply his sight, but there was another person. This pig-featured man was maliciously reincarnated into this fantasy world with the appearance of a third-rate villain, and he snatched all of the heroines as our protagonist flirted with other females. This story will be the epic clash between the Transmigrator and Reincarnator....... Tags- #Netori #Dark

A young girl abandoned and left with nothing to her name had sworn revenge on the one who caused her to live in pain and suffering, which meant being rich and powerful enough to do so. But before she could even get close to fulfilling her goal, at age sixteen, she gets struck by lightning. Fortunately, but unfortunately, she gets another chance at life. Instead of dying and becoming reborn into the same life on earth, she gets reincarnated into a fantasy world. A strange place filled with strange beasts, mystical plants, and....a tail?! A tail was stuck to her lower back, and two fluffy ears on her head. She wasn't just reincarnated into a world of mythic beasts; she was one. A nine-tailed fox. Though her past world and her current world were complete opposites, there was one thing they both had in common: survival of the fittest. Killed or be killed. Only the way she could be killed in this mythic world was far different from her last one. Unexpected things turn up in every corner, none she could ever be prepared for. But she wasn't planning to die a second time. She had to evolve to get stronger, more powerful, and successful. She couldn't live the life she always wanted in her last life, but it could be more than just a daydream in this life. With a sure goal set in mind, she travels continents to learn, master her ability, and evolve, all while making long-lasting friendships and everlasting enemies. But still with deep-rooted anger and hatred for the one who had impaired her with deep scars that could never be healed unless by revenge, which could never be done, and the difficulties she went through for years before she died, her consistent temper rekindles at the slightest spark of the past. What would unfold if what she's been waiting for unexpectedly comes knocking at her door?

Follow Urdn'Varn the crazed Winged Kobold on his quest to steel the moon.

(Rebirth + Business warfare + Pampering spouse + Dog food) Investing today? I've got more important things to handle. Financial crisis? Not my problem; anyhow, I won't be losing money. Huh? This stone of yours is pretty nice, wait for a call at home! Xiao Ming closed the door, turned around, and took out a fist-sized diamond: "Honey, let's grind this into a ball for the kids to play with!"

Zion was a normal, adventurous guy who loved to do all sorts of exciting things. However, when a trip with friends goes wrong, he ends up waking up in a new body. With no knowledge of how he reincarnated or why, he has to quickly adapt to his new situation. Learning to fight and survive is tough when you are a small, cute fox. But then it gets worse when something starts spreading through the forests and affecting the flora and fauna around, then starts affecting the people too. What is going on, and what will Zion have to do to find out? Watch as Zion adjusts for his new life, meets Intresting new people, gains friends and enemies, and completely adjusts for his life, becoming a divine beast of a level that no one has ever seen before.

after the incident that happened at Freddy’s fazbears pizza restaurant A boy named Jeremy Fitzgerald decided to see if it was true and what he finds out terrified him.

Kristen after savings her family from being killed by a friend that was trusted by her and her family that help build the kingdom from when she had joined to the war at 14 years old. After the betrayal of the family friend and trusted aid Kristen along with her family are reincarnated 1000 years later do to her parents request to the gods but when they do new and old threats are created while the family hides secrets from her.

Embark on an exhilarating journey through a realm of swords and sorcery in "Cursing My Way Through The Heaven." When Xiao Han, a simpleton from 2024 Earth, unexpectedly transmigrates to a fantastical world dominated by immortal cultivation, he finds himself amidst a society driven by the relentless pursuit of celestial ascension. Raised in the slums of Beijing, Xiao Han was instilled with the strict family principle of refraining from profanity. Despite his efforts to adhere to this code, his inner thoughts often betrayed him. However, a fateful encounter with his high school peers leads to an alcohol-fueled outburst, breaking his long-held restraint with a string of expletives. "Shut... the... heck... up, you lot!" He swore at the top of his lungs. And suddenly, a strong suction force enveloped him from the sky and sucked his soul into it along with his voice and he lost consciousness. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Han awakens to find his soul inhabiting the body of a prince in the Han State, marking the beginning of an extraordinary odyssey. Gifted with a unique cheat system, he discovers that his curses, infused with genuine emotion, unlock potent rewards and abilities. As Xiao Han navigates this treacherous new world, readers will be swept into a gripping narrative interwoven with elements of intrigue, adventure, and self-discovery. --- Author's Note: While rooted in the context of China's Seven Warring States period, "Cursing My Way Through The Heaven" offers a captivating tale accessible to all, regardless of familiarity with historical events. Join Xiao Han in his quest for power, redemption, and transcendence. --- Key Elements in the Story 1. Full Action Pack: Prepare for thrilling and fast-paced sequences that will keep you on the edge of your seat. 2. Kingdom Building: Dive into detailed and immersive world-building with the rise and fall of kingdoms. 3. Deep Politics: Experience intricate political maneuvering, alliances, and betrayals. 4. No Harem and No Strong Censor Words: Focus on plot and character development without explicit content. 5. Slice of Life: Enjoy moments of everyday life that add depth and realism to the story. 6. Adventure: Embark on epic journeys and quests that take characters across varied landscapes. 7. Humor: Find light-hearted and funny moments to balance the intense action and drama. 8. Academy: Explore settings that include learning and training, likely with magical or combat elements. 9. Competition: Witness contests and rivalries challenging characters and driving the plot. 10. Dragons and Other Legendary Magical Beasts: Encounter mythical creatures that add a sense of wonder and danger to the world.

Kui lang's fingertip gently grazed his painting. Beautiful pair of blue gem like eyes seemed so lifelike. The glistening green tail shone brightly in the sunlight. "Beautiful...." Suddenly, a hand reached out and grabbed his fingertips. The lifelike tail swisher around slashing mist on his face, and the merman's blue eyes blinked down at him. Kui fell down from shock. "W-What.. what is this..." The merman tugged at his hand, and the next second, he was in a different world. The world he had drawn with his own hand.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Emony's been a proud and powerful werewolf all his life, the vicious and paranoid caretaker of his favorite companion, Tiphaine, a lamia forced to carry a legendary curse that turns to stone all that gaze into her eyes... Which is why he was not amused when his other supposed friend, the witch Lenah, turned him into a mermaid. One with a golden tail, a magically squeaky voice and all the wrong kinds of feminine features. When a teleportation mishap then lands Emony and Tiphaine into the medieval village of Coldbarrow, desperate to free themselves of their afflictions, the two are forced to form uneasy alliances, playing both sides in a conflict between besieged, frightened villagers and an undead monarch hell-bent on raising an army to reunite with the queen he lost so many years ago. Their quest to locate the king's lost love leads them across the kingdom steeped in mystery and danger, but as truths emerge, revelations from the past start to unveil a heart-breaking choice that could break the two's curses or seal their doom forever. Author's note: I'll be putting up a chapter or two here every week. To everyone blessed with the gift of impatience, you can find the full story here: https://www.amazon.com/Tails-Curses-Kings-Justin-Poli%C4%8Dar/dp/961071899X

A twist on a girl meets a boy, in this love 'tail' you will follow the story of a young girl, who somehow appears somewhere special. Who knew the story would become their story.

Shadow, a charming fox with a mischievous streak, thinks he’s seen it all—that is, until he loses his prized tail in a twist of fate. Forced to confront his past and his insecurities, Shadow sets out on an unexpected journey of friendship, loyalty, and second chances on Sushi’s bustling farm. Alongside Lone, a confident shepherd with golden fur, a flock of spirited chickens, and the debonair rooster, RooRoo, Shadow finds himself part of a loving yet hilariously chaotic farm family. As they pull together to bring Sushi and her love, Farmer Oyster, closer, Shadow discovers what it truly means to belong. With plenty of laughs, pranks, and heartwarming moments, Shadow learns that family can be found in the most unexpected places—and that sometimes, the most valuable treasures are the ones we create ourselves. Join Shadow and his new friends in this delightful, funny, and heartfelt tale about finding joy, love, and friendship when you least expect it.

Savannah is a total rebel, stubborn,rude, and and all of words I'm not going to say. he, heartless,cold blooded, ruthless some say he's death himself but when he meets an out going and wayward girl will all of that change?

the story is about a boy that is hunted by a group called The Akatsuke and the boy is the ten tails jinjuriki

I will not be bullied in his life, so i shall take on the name Frankenstein, when my enemies remember my name let them shiver......wait i am a transmigrator? and i also have a system ? Frank was abandoned in the military academy at the ripe age of 15 only to find out that his parents had mysteriously disappeared leaving a message explaining that he was not really their child but the transmigrated soul of an evil entity from another world, he refuses to accept it but slowly he comes to understand his true nature and after unlocking his memories he sets of to control the world his motives unknown but his drive and determination unquestionable Follow our protagonist Frank as he sets off into this new world, his goal to become stronger and one day rule the world,. with war is at every corner. Watch as he makes alliances and enemies in this world of mythological beasts, cultivators, ,evil entities, and gods on his road to the top, Will his ambitions lead to peace in this world? Or will he bring about the ultimate destruction of this world ? chat on discord https://discord.gg/k93VX3H4 NOTE: Fair warning the mc will not start out ambitious but when he unlocks the seal in his mind around chapter 108 he will become smarter and more scheming Make it to that point so we can go on this journey together For those who don't like the fatty jack please note that the author and the fatty are one and the same i will make myself a beast in my own novel no need to be worried he will be a badass

"Courting death!" Roan defeated the 3rd Heavenly Son with the cliche line. [Ding! Host must defeat 7 more Heavenly Sons to unlock System.] Watching the hateful message, Roan felt cheated. Didn't the other reincarnators get their System before challenging the Heavenly Sons? They had help and cheats! Why was it different from him!? "Alas, there is no way I will give up, before unlocking the System!" He went in search for the next Heavenly Son and challenged him, "Courting death!" But... "Your mother is a hoe! Your father is a hoe! Your whole family is a hoe!" Roan was confused at the unfiltered launguage coming out of the jade beauty. "Who are you?" "I'm Death, you f*cker! And if I hear you shouting 'Courting death' next time, I will kill you!" As it turned out, the Goddess Of Death had taken insult to Roan's words. ...Send help. ASAP.

When a woman from our world gets taken to the world of the Fairy Tail anime, how will she change the story as we know it? After all, even a small pebble can cause big ripples. This is purely a fanfiction and I in no way, shape, or form own any of the characters or plots, they belong to Mashima Hiro.

This is a MTL story that I want to see translated well so I decided to translate it myself. This is about what if one of the Yonko Kaido was in fairy tail but more OP then the original. I hope you all enjoy this as much as I have if I mess up somewhere I am all open to take suggestions on how to improve. Also if you want to read ahead then join my Patreon patreon.com/Hakigod

The room was in disarray, with scattered panties, clothes, a pair of men's shoes, and a set of high-heeled lady's shoes strewn across the floor. On the bed, a clean white sheet was crumpled, evidence of heavy breaths and occasional grunts filling the room. It was clear that the couple was intimately engaged. A naked woman straddled a naked man, her hair cascading like a waterfall down her back. Even without seeing her face, her smooth, flawless back and shapely curves revealed her undeniable beauty. As the lady's breath caught in her throat with each bounce, she whispered, "Do you love me more than your fat ugly wife?" In a strained voice that bordered on a groan, he replied, "Yes, I love you more than that fatty." "Will you divorce her for me?" she asked, her chest heaving with anticipation, beads of sweat trailing down her skin. "Yes, I'll divorce that ugly fatty and be with you," he answered, his impatience evident as he pulled her closer. Just then, the door creaked open, revealing a figure with an abundance of flesh and thick fingers grasping the door frame. Andrea Singers stood there, catching the adulterous couple in the act and hearing their confessions. Little did she know that after dedicating her career, heart, and body to her husband, providing him with the platform for his success, Valentine Anderson would not only betray her but also divorce her, casting her aside within a mere five years of their marriage.

Living in a world after Armageddon with humans and humans that have animal ears and tails. Kohen is a teenage boy coming from a family that hates all eared-tailed freaks; falls in love with a wolf girl.

After being reborn ten years ago, Yan Yuchen accidentally swallowed the golden core that a nine-tailed fox had cultivated for thousands of years. From then on, his soul could leave his body, see ghosts, kill people in their dreams, and travel through the world of immortality. =========== Translation Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to this novel. I am solely responsible for the translation efforts.

Dive in to see how Verosika will win her Prince Charmings heart! It’s never easy though, she’ll have to fight and outwit her competition and even the king himself! Grab your tail fin in fear and anticipation with this tidal wave of a book.