Bad Lip Reading Star Wars

~~{ WSA 2025 ENTRY }~~ Ahriman wants nothing more than a normal, peaceful life. He has no interest in friends, ambitions, or anything beyond avoiding trouble. He understands how his world works, the position he holds within it, and the best way to navigate it—all for the sake of securing a life free from problems and worries. To achieve that, he lies, fakes emotions, agrees easily, and does whatever it takes to slip past conflict unnoticed. But fate has other plans. One night, he wakes up paralyzed on a riverbank, the cold air biting at his skin. He can’t remember how he got there. Panic grips him as he struggles to move, to think, to make sense of his situation. Then, from the shadows, a robed figure approaches. Ahriman calls out, desperate for help—but the figure ignores him. Instead, the man mutters something incomprehensible, a language that twists and warps in Ahriman’s ears. Before he can process what’s happening, the world plunges into darkness. The next thing he knows, he’s waking up in a hospital. They tell him he was in an accident. They tell him he’s fine. But he isn’t. Something feels wrong. Ever since that night, strange phenomena haunt his life. His dreams become too vivid—grotesque visions filled with nightmarish, otherworldly creatures. And yet, for reasons he can’t explain, they never attack him. Worse still, no matter how long he sleeps, exhaustion clings to him like a curse. It’s as if his body refuses to rest, as if something is gnawing away at him from the inside. The relentless cycle of sleepless nights and haunting dreams begins unraveling the fragile normalcy he’s spent his life protecting. And then, in one of those dreams, he meets her. A woman unlike anything else lurking in his nightmares. She doesn’t just unsettle him—she shatters him. With nothing more than her presence, she strips away the illusion he’s clung to for so long, leaving him bare before a truth he never wanted to face. His past. His mind. His very existence. Nothing is what he thought it was. And now, there is no going back.

When talking about World War 3, most people usually imagine a nuclear apocalypse or nuclear war. A war that will completely exterminate human civilization, leaving only radiation and the ruins of destroyed cities on Earth. What if, however, in a parallel universe in which the Soviet Union survives after 1991, nuclear weapons don't exist, and World War 3 is a war with the most advanced weapons from both NATO and the Soviet Union? A place where M1A1 Abrams and T-14 Armata collide and tremble the ground, where F-35 and Su-57 terrorize the skies. How would a war like this look like? And what if, even military weapons that were thought to come out of science fiction, such as laser guns, jetpacks, and lightsabers are used in The Third Human Global Conflict? Although everything would appear to be incredibly epic, it all began with a simple terrorist attack on New York City, which would slowly drive humans toward total annihilation. ---------------NOTE--------------- In this novel, I will call NATO as The Alliances, because the Alliances is a league where all anti-communist nations come together rather than just "North Atlantic nations". Also, everything in the Novel is entirely fictional, meaning that the whole world history in this novel is all made up and based on the real world, so don't accuse me of historical inaccuracies.

Judul Asli: 默讀 (Mò Dú) Penulis: Priest Novel Asli: jjwxc Tahun Buku: 2016 Kategori: Aksi, Dewasa, Misteri, Psikologis, Romansa, Shounen Ai Status In Coo: 180 Chapters + 5 Extras Seorang penyerang tua yang bandel dan tak kenal takut vs seorang penerima yang manja, pengecut, tetapi gemar bersenang-senang. Kita terus menelusuri dan mencari tahu motif para pelaku kejahatan, menggali emosi terdalam mereka—baik suka, duka, marah, maupun gembira. Namun, itu bukan untuk menempatkan diri kita di posisi mereka agar bisa bersimpati atau bahkan memaafkan mereka. Bukan pula untuk mencari alasan yang dapat membenarkan kejahatan mereka, bukan untuk tunduk pada kompleksitas yang disebut sebagai sifat manusia, bukan untuk merenungkan konflik sosial, dan lebih-lebih lagi, bukan untuk mengubah diri kita menjadi monster seperti mereka. Kita hanya berusaha memberikan sebuah jawaban yang adil—bagi diri kita sendiri dan bagi mereka yang masih memiliki harapan terhadap dunia ini.

Detective Bai Yanran was determined to make Lin Lijun stand on trial as she was certain she was behind a casino fire, a murder, kidnapper, and possibly linked to the notorious killer known as Scupper. Just as she was about to accomplish her goals, an accident happened to two of them, which changed everything beyond their understanding. Their souls swiped. Yanran woke up after three months, inhabiting Lijun’s body—with no memories of who she really was. Lijun had woken up after a month in Yanran’s body with her memories intact. Hunted by enemies she didn’t even know, Yanran was forced to go on the run and became a fugitive and searched for her identity as she fought Lijun’senemies. While Lijun took the opportunity to clear her name as a detective.

(chapter 49) Palpatine goes by many names, Senator, Supreme Chancellor, Sith Lord, and Emperor. His powers are unmatched by any being in the galaxy. His ambitions carry across the stars as he rises through the ranks of the Republic. However, he is a master of disguising his true intentions as he trains Darth Vader behind the Jedi Council's back. But when he sends Darth Vader to assassinate the Jedi Order, Vader is eliminated. So Palpatine search the galaxy for another dark student to rule the galaxy alongside him. Kira is terrified of the new powers she can access, and this fear only makes her stronger. Palpatine makes her his new apprentice, and together, they believe they can rule the galaxy.

The battlefield of good and evil is eternal, the string of fate will spin, and the scales of destiny will teeter. Only karma will maintain the balance of power in the end.

nah I not in mood to write fl so I will be leaving it here as a showpiece lol

In a world where Essence—the energy that fuels life and power—is sacred, only a select few are born with the rare ability to wield it. Among them is a prodigy destined for greatness, trained since childhood to become the next leader of a powerful clan and protect both the mystical world of Essence and the “normal” world from collapse. But when this young warrior enters the elite academy of an organization dedicated to fighting corruption and maintaining balance, everything changes. Rivalries with other prodigies, intense missions , and dangerous secrets challenges everything they thought they knew about power, loyalty, and destiny. As tensions rise and hidden truths come to light, an ancient darkness threatens to consume both worlds. To safeguard the future, this prodigy must master their abilities, forge alliances, and make impossible choices. But in a world where power is everything, can they rise to the occasion—or will they be consumed by the forces they were meant to stop?

Innocence was never meant for the addictive…  Addiction was something Krit Corbin accepted as part of his nature a long time ago. He decided to embrace it and flip his finger at the rules. Women had always been the number one thing on his list of addictions. He couldn’t get enough. Being the lead singer in a rock band had only made access to his favorite addiction that much easier. Being alone was the only thing Blythe Denton understood. The small town minister’s family that raised her hadn’t accepted her as their own. The minister’s wife had always made sure Blythe understood just how unworthy she was of love. When Blythe is sent away to college and given a chance to finally be free of living as an unwanted burden, she looks forward to having peace in her life. Being alone isn’t something that bothers her. She escapes reality in the stories she writes. However, the ridiculously sexy tattooed guy who keeps throwing parties in the apartment above hers is driving her crazy. For starters, he doesn’t treat her like she would expect a guy with a different woman always hanging on his arm to treat someone as uninteresting as her. She looks nothing like the gorgeous women she sees parading in and out of his apartment, but for some strange reason he keeps showing up at her door. During a party at his apartment, Krit’s new neighbor comes to the door with her long brown hair pulled up in a messy knot and a pair of glasses perched on her cute little nose. She wants him to turn down the music, but he convinces her to stay. Krit Corbin may have just found his biggest addiction yet. And Blythe Denton realizes too late that she’s finally been claimed. by Abbi Glines

'Cult Wars' is a story of a nation called 'Takht' and the Cults forming in the country, it revolves around the friction, altercations and battles between the Cults trying to get power. The Nation is also surrounded by enemies trying devour the nation. Takht got independence from the previous dictator and the current President is the leader of a Cult in power. What will these Cults do to gain power? Is there any influence of foreign power in the making and breaking of these Cults? Will the enemies invase Takht? Will the Cults join hands or will there be betrayal? Read to find out.

Fabio Reis is surrounded with mysterious persons and death of his closed ones make him to take revenge for his fallen friends. He soon finds outs that his enemies are not humans... Instagram :- Mystryalex

Since discovering the mysterious empire in the northernmost corner of the continent, humanity has been stuck in a constant war between man and the Blood Emperor and his Blood Wardens. Jaren has grown up in his families mansion dreaming of becoming one of his countries Blood Wardens

wow !ooo WTF she has a beautiful lips. I am so excited look at her lower l..s

The year is 3199 for over a thousand years there has been a gene that lets people command an element. some elements are normal, others are almost never seen. When a child with red eyes is born, with the power of darkness. Could he be the savior or the destroyer of the world?

[BL WARNING: EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT] "I know you like it when I dig deep inside you." Maxim had been living a secret double life as a masked dancer in a brothel within the red-light district, driven by the need to earn a high income. One night, he noticed a golden-haired man staring at him with intense interest. Seizing the opportunity, Maxim seduced the stranger and lured him into his bed for a one-night stand. However, what began as a brief moment of pleasure quickly turned into a nightmare when Maxim discovered the true identity of his mysterious admirer. The revelation set off a relentless pursuit, with Maxim finding himself hunted wherever he went. Especially after knowing the golden-haired admirer was the son of the man who killed his parents. The revelation set off a relentless pursuit, as Maxim found himself being hunted wherever he went; he couldn't escape. Would Maxim surrender himself or fight for his rightful place?

21 year old Cale Lestin was born on a mysterious planet, Batuu. People believed that it was just a fairytale. On that planet, people was possessed with power. Greater than the Force. Cale Lestin left the planet when he was 7 years old. He went to Coruscant, home of the Galactic Empire. There he started his new life as a Sith Lord. He was assigned to kill Padme Amidala, but when he falls in love with her their new life together starts.

Draco had risen to the top of the world through his exploits in the legendary FIVR game, Boundless. After years of intense conflicts between his guild, Hellscape, and the guild of his former infidel lover, Darkrow, things came to a head when Draco conquered all. Now, nothing stood in his way of total conquest within the highly acclaimed second world of mankind, as he intended to fortify his new empire. Unfortunately, a timely assassination sent him back into the wheel of time for reincarnation, but not even the Gods gave him peace of death. Thrust into the past, Draco realized he'd been given a second chance at life to start from scratch, with all the knowledge of over fifteen years of almost absolute power in Boundless. Now, his path to glory will be far shorter and filled with more bloodshed than Hades could handle. ___________________________________________________________________________ WARNING: If you're the type to be triggered easily, please do not read.

in future wars are every thing

What happens when you get transported into the world of Star Wars as the character you created... Bad things, that's what

The New Republic faces a new threat, The Path of the Open Hand, a cult, is causing turmoil in the Senate. Senator Kaydel Ko Connix, former Resistance fighter, becomes the target of an assassination attempt. Assigned to protect her, Jedi Knight Finn and his Padawan, Link Na'tina, are drawn into the conflict. As Finn and Link fend off the threat, Jedi Masters Rey Skywalker, and Ben Solo, investigate the source of the assassination plot.

… After countless years of peace between all of the worlds in the galaxy with Rey and Kylo Ren joining forces on the side of light. They were happily married for the most part, living together luxuriously in Coruscant. Soon came the birth of their child, Vora. A true trouble maker she turned out to be. With the two parents getting older and getting weaker by every day, the dark side grows stronger within her. By now as a young adult, Vora plans to run far away and attempts to forge her path as a Dark Side Jedi, without her parent’s knowledge. They’re forced to fight against their own child, in hopes to destroy any hope of a new rebellion.

A bastard son of a prominent family has been kicked out of the household. Now that he's homeless, our MC will do everything to live by himself. Using the upcoming and earth-shaking VR MMORPG, his goal is to be a professional player. But, is that it? Join him to find out!

the smallest changes can cause the biggest ripples. in a massive galaxy change will always occur and nothing will ever stay the same. embark on a journey following an officer of the geriatric empire as he learns truths of the empire.while recruiting new member to his faction where there is only one goal to purge the jedi. I dony own the original work and characters obviously. but I do have utmost respect for the original work cover is not mine this is my first novel so there will be mistakes. English is my first language so if you find errors I deserve the abuse.

The clone wars are about to begin and Earth finds itself in the mist of a war far greater then anything yet seen.

(Disclaimer: Originally written by AFanWithTooMuchTime. This is for offline purposes) ——— When the Grim Dark comes to a Galaxy Far Far Away, there can only be one result. War! The Clone Wars are nearing their conclusion. The Jedi are spread out across the outer rim sieges, and the fighting is reaching its final levels of intensity, before the strain of the conflict forces one side to buckle. And yet, now, in this most precarious of moments, Palpatine senses...a disturbance in the force. A new arrival which stands to threaten EVERYTHING he has schemed so hard to achieve! Meanwhile in another galaxy, after being forced to evacuate nearly an entire subsector before the Ravenous maw of the Great Devourer, "The Skywatch", "The Crimson Razor", and several other Space Marine Chapters along with hundreds of ships and trillions of humans were forced to make a perilous jump through a thin vein of the Cicatrix Maledictum. But even the thinnest vein of chaos courses with reality corroding poison, and the jump has carried them far far further than they ever intended to go. Stranded in a new, dark galaxy, far from the Emperor's light, these collected and contentious warriors of Mankind must now carve out a place for themselves among alien stars that were at war, even before their arrival.