Witty Anecdotes

(A snow girl's pursuit of knowledge and power.) A young girl wakes up in the middle of a snowfield, surrounded by icy trees as far as she can see. She has no idea how she got here or where “here” even is. But the biggest question on her mind is: Who am I? With no memories to hold onto, she’s left to figure out who she is, what her purpose is, and, most importantly, find something that might bring her joy. *** What to expect - a witty character with sarcastic humor who also seems to enjoy the emotional suffering of others. First-person POV A gate/dungeon type world (solo leveling type thing) Please don't expect much as i am not a good writer; it's just a hobby that I like. A litRPG type world. i usually write crack fics, but i'll try to tone down the weirdness, but the shitty humor stays.

The cycle of life is not infinite—except, perhaps, for Elijah. At 122 years old, Elijah lived a long and successful life—until he woke up as someone entirely new. Now, an anomaly in a mysterious kingdom sustained by magic, he faces questions about his place in a world that doesn't defy the laws of nature, but take them to an entirely new level. For over six millennia, this isolated realm of 300,000 citizens has thrived, its survival bound to the magic that nurtures its air, water, and food. Yet, some whisper that a kingdom refusing to expand is doomed to fall. How, then, has this kingdom endured? As Elijah uncovers ancient secrets, dives into treacherous cave systems, and grapples with the fatal flaws of magic, he learns the truth about existence itself—forces that shaped the cosmos. New alliances rise to confront an ancient plague, and the kingdom's delicate balance teeters on the edge of collapse. In this world, the vibrant hues of freedom and potential are mere illusions, like sunlight filtered through stained glass. Elijah must decide whether to shatter the illusion—or embrace it. ———— This novel goes into great detail about the ways of the people and how it will differ from the suspected outside world. What seems like a population of people who do not have much knowledge, show how they found their way by “feeling”, or by anecdotal(personal) evidence.

When cynical office worker Aizen is reborn as a nameless mob character in Arcana Regalia: Gentlemen’s Passion, a magical otome game notorious for its ruthless villainess, he expects a short, miserable life polishing silverware. But after accidentally becoming the childhood confidant (and target of obsessive affection) of Stephanie Redwyne—the game’s ice-cold antagonist destined for exile—Aizen’s “mob” existence goes up in flames. Years later, framed as dead and exiled to a monster-infested jungle, Aizen reinvents himself as “Phoenix,” a flamboyant adventurer with a face-stealing mask, a sentient fire spirit, and a grudge. Meanwhile, Stephanie, now a brooding academy prodigy, is hellbent on freezing the world solid to avenge her lost servant… unaware he’s the same smug B-rank hero burning down bandit camps (and noble expectations) one quest at a time. Will Aizen survive his fiery double life? Can Stephanie thaw her icy heart before her yandere tendencies ignite a war? And why does the king keep offering Phoenix statues? Dive into a witty, magical romp where dating sim tropes crash into explosive fantasy chaos, and the underdog isn’t just rising—he’s arson.

In a world where nobles wield magic like weapons and commoners are little more than pawns, Priam Lockhart—a sarcastic, pragmatic anti-hero—finds himself reincarnated as the butler to Seraphine de Valois, the ruthless villainess of a dating sim game. Tasked with navigating a treacherous academy filled with scheming nobles, jealous love interests, and a system rigged against him, Priam must use his wit, game knowledge, and hidden talents to survive. But when he crosses paths with Liana Hart, the game’s kind-hearted heroine with a dangerous secret, Priam’s plans for a quiet life unravel. As he works to change Seraphine’s fate and protect Liana from those who would exploit her, he finds himself entangled in a web of political intrigue, betrayal, and romance. With a harem of powerful women vying for his loyalty and a kingdom on the brink of chaos, Priam must decide: will he play the game, or rewrite the rules entirely? Themes: A reluctant hero in a world of villains. Slow-burn romance with a touch of harem politics. High-stakes magic, political intrigue, and epic duels. A witty, overpowered MC who just wants a peaceful life (but never gets it). Perfect for fans of: My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! The Eminence in Shadow Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs

As the third prince of the Dussier Empire, Ren Dussier has grown up without the weight of the crown on his shoulders, but also without true freedom. As omega of the imperial family, his future seems reduced to a convenient political marriage. Rebellious and strong-willed, Ren refuses to accept her fate without a fight. Everything gets worse (or better, depending on how you look at it) when his father assigns him a new butler, Ashiya, an alpha of imposing presence and impeccable manners. At first glance, he is serious and professional, but Ren soon discovers that Ashiya has a wicked sense of humor and a tendency to spout off witty remarks that leave him completely flushed. With every joke, with every provocation disguised as formality, Ren feels more and more trapped in a dangerous game of looks and words that he shouldn't allow himself to play. However, when conspiracies at court begin to surround the third prince, Ashiya proves that he is not only his mocking shadow, but also his most loyal protector. Between duty, desire and hidden secrets, Ren must decide whether to defy his destiny... or fall into the hands of that ill-tempered butler who seems to know him better than anyone else.

Detective James Nolan has seen his fair share of grisly crime scenes, but nothing prepares him for the case that he gets called out to-a brutal murder with eerie, cryptic symbols left behind. As he digs deeper, the evidence pulls him into a shadowy world of masked figures, underground tunnels, and whispers of an ancient cult seeking to summon something far worse than death itself. With his skeptical partner, Francis, by his side, James follows the trail through a city gripped by fear, uncovering a ritualistic conspiracy where reality itself seems to bend. When an unexpected ally emerges-one whose faith manifests in unseen but undeniable ways-the detectives must decide whether to trust what they can't see before the cult's plan reaches its terrifying climax. In a desperate race against time, James will face forces beyond his understanding, questioning whether he's chasing killers... or something far more sinister.

A shy college girl and her cunning classmate team up to win over their respective crushes, but as their plan unfolds, they find themselves drawn to each other in ways they never expected.

We’ve all had those moments—the kind that stops us in our tracks, steals our breath, and makes us see life differently. It could be a fleeting conversation, a mistake that stings, a kindness we never expected or even the realization that everything we believed… Everything we've ever known wasn’t quite right. Some lessons come like whispers, soft but impossible to ignore. Others hit like a tidal wave, knocking the wind out of us, and some come in the form of fictional short stories that resonate with us, But no matter how they arrive, they change something inside us forever. The Moment It Hit Me is a collection of those turning points—snapshots of clarity, reality, heartbreak, hope, and growth—all wrapped up in a thousand words. Each chapter comes with a different short story, some fictional, some from my own experiences and anecdotes from others' experiences. Some will make you laugh, others might sting, some will teach you new things about self-care, mental height, and emotional balance and a few will stay with you long after you turn the page. Because sometimes, all it takes is one moment to change everything. Let me share with you The Moment It Hit me, because, It Just Might Hit You too. I'm writing this because I believe that, sometimes readers need a break from traditional fiction to connect with something more grounded in real-life experiences. So be sure to share your life-changing experiences in the comment session, so we can all learn from this.

Eclipsed By You is a romantic urban novel that follows the journey of Ruth Cardwell, a beautiful, wise, and innocent young woman from a wealthy family. Despite her charm and quiet demeanor, Ruth finds herself entangled in a world of danger, deception, and unexpected love. Her life takes a turn when she crosses paths with Mark, a charismatic and intelligent FBI agent. Their relationship starts off rocky—Mark is charming yet annoyingly witty, while Ruth, despite her soft nature, is not easily swayed by his flirtations. However, as circumstances force them together, their connection deepens into an intense romance filled with passion, humor, and thrilling twists. Surrounded by a cast of intriguing characters—her bold and stylish elder sister Saris, the cunning and secretive Mr. Phis, the strategic and romantic Luke, the mischievous playboy Jake, and the wise and reserved Ryan—Ruth navigates a web of high society, mafia secrets, and dangerous adversaries. As the story unfolds, secrets are revealed, betrayals shake their world, and love is tested against power and crime. But through it all, Ruth and Mark’s love story shines, leading to a heartfelt and satisfying happily ever after—sealed with marriage and a promise of forever.

(CONTAINS R18+ CONTENT) Enemies to lovers- check Slow burn- check A cute naughty dog- check Spice? (The author is keeping her mouth zipped) No third-party breakup or misunderstanding. But there are lots of banter and witty comebacks. (The story is planned to be around 200 chapters. No drag) Mu Yiren I never imagined I'd be faking a relationship with my biggest enemy—the untamed, ridiculously charming Feng Junjie, known throughout the city as the "golden boy" of business and a billionaire playboy with a reputation for breaking hearts. But when he dangles a life-changing offer in front of me, the kind that could secure my inheritance, I find myself agreeing to be his "girlfriend." But the thing is….. What if I start seeing the real him? Pretending to be Junjie’s devoted partner is like walking on a razor's edge. He’s everything I can’t stand—sexy, cocky, and devilish, and yet a sweetheart by heart that leaves me flustered by his actions. I know better than to fall for a man like him; my mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s has convinced me to never fall in love. But Junjie isn't just any man. Beneath his easygoing charm is an intensity that leaves me breathless, and he knows exactly how to crack through the walls I have built around me, awakening a passion I never felt before. JUNJIE I need my life back. A sorry attempt at love had me question everything and forced me away from my brothers. Since my ‘ex best friend’s’ constant accusations had gotten out of control, I might as well pretend to date someone and shut her mouth. My definition of a fake date- Beautiful, sexy, tempting…..umm…. insufferable, annoying, and with a mouth that won’t stop running. The mouth with red lipstick. The mouth I want to…. This arrangement was supposed to be simple: fake dating, clear boundaries, no feelings. But the more he plays the role of her devoted partner, the more the lines between fake and real start to blur. And now, he’s no longer sure where the act ends and his true feelings begin. The catch? Mu Yiren doesn’t believe in love. And she certainly doesn’t believe a man like Feng Junjie is capable of anything but heartbreak. But Feng has never been one to follow the rules. Boundaries? He’s about to break them. Deals? They were made to be rewritten. He’s going all in, and this time, he’s not playing pretend. ******* "Are you saying you'd let any man get this close?" "ABSOLUTELY NO!" The words burst out of me, too quick, too honest. His smirk deepens. "Tell me, if I leave you like this, all wound up and aching, will you be sneaking off to use one of your little toys?" "Yes," "Tell me, were you waiting for me to initiate something this past week?" he tugs my shorts more and kisses my navel. My heart hammers and my voice comes out shaky. "N-No." I won't give him the satisfaction of knowing he's right. He chuckles darkly. "Wrong answer. Let's try again." ****

‘Could he learn to love me? Without fear? Without hesitation? To love me with my flaws, as they are many and to wake up every morning and choose me.’ Edward Coleman never questioned himself. Never questioned the successful billionaire he had become or the womanizer he was so famously known for. Yet after his heart is broken by a woman, he realized he could never truly have. He reaches an all time low and thought he would never be able to move on. Or so he thought. Soon he meets Vasili Chernyshevsky; a Russian man with a sharp mouth and witty comments. Their friendship is unconventional and chaotic, but for both it seemed to save them from despair. So what happens when Edward starts questioning himself in more ways than one? When his new best friend seems to derail his life in more ways than he had suspected. *** Book 2 'Ethan In Love' out now!!!

***REWRITING*** --- In the Bible, the Raven was deemed unclean, associated with death and the darkness of the unknown. In Islam, it was one of the five animals permitted for sacrifice, and its reputation as a harbinger of doom overshadowed its sharper qualities. Yet, beneath these negative connotations lay a creature of extraordinary intelligence and cunning, a master of problem-solving. There was always a divide between the Raven and mankind. It was a creature that carried divine light, an ancient symbol of life force, and played a pivotal role in the creation myths of the universe. Despite its negative reputation, the Raven was far more complex than it appeared. It was the keeper of secrets. The Raven was a cheater, but this trait was not to be vilified. In truth, those who deceived were often the ones who survived—witty, charming, and endlessly creative. The Raven saw and knew everything. It was the symbol of the sun, a being of contradictions: gracious but dangerous, beautiful but destructive. --- This is not a fairy tale. This is the life inside an author's book. But what if the author herself fell into a world she had never created?

Ethan Grayson has it all: a multi-billion-dollar company, a penthouse view, and a personality so charming it’s borderline unbearable. But after one too many dinner dates with women who talk more about his stock portfolio than their hobbies, Ethan decides he’s done with high society. His grand plan? Marry a “normal” woman who doesn’t care about his money. Simple, right? Enter Emily Carter, a bookshop employee who thinks a “luxury” is buying two cups of coffee in one day. She’s witty, stubborn, and entirely unimpressed when Ethan waltzes into her shop one afternoon, throwing around compliments like confetti. For Ethan, Emily is everything he’s looking for: genuine, grounded, and refreshingly immune to his usual charm. There’s just one tiny problem. Ethan’s arrogance is the size of his bank account, and Emily has no patience for egotistical billionaires—no matter how good their jawline is. As Ethan awkwardly tries to “woo” Emily in the most unromantic ways possible (think unsolicited business advice and overly generous tips), Emily starts to wonder if this handsome stranger might actually have a heart hidden under all that bravado. But when she discovers his real reason for pursuing her, all bets are off. Will Ethan learn to drop his ego long enough to win Emily’s trust? Or will Emily decide that some books are better left closed?

Are traps gay…? A question that has long been unanswered. Micah never thought about it. However, after getting isekai'd into Femtale, a debauched and kinky fantasy world full of femboys and futas, and with his body feminizing thanks to his system, he has to face the facts. It's ONLY 2.19% gay. Plus, it allows him to… fight for himself using fem-mancy! A magic to be reckoned with! But… Why is he here? Who isekai'd him? To find answers to these questions, Micah will do his best to uncover the hidden mysteries of this world. That said, how can one solve the overly declining birthrate in a world where there are no full-fledged women...? Follow him on his degenerate journey as he corrupts the officials of a prison, learns magic, fuck traps and gets fucked, opens his own sex shop, befriends important people, and climbs the ladder by manipulating futas and traps. And why not even more degeneracy? ◉—▩▦▩▦▩▦▩▦▩▦▩▦▩—◉ ◉ No NTR ◈ No Yuri (obviously) ◉ ◉ Witty MC ◆ Cunning MC ◆ Hardworking MC ◆ Lusty MC ◆ Cute & Bodacious MC ◆ Fem-mancer ◆ Fem-mancy Genius ◆ Magic Proficiency ◆ Feminization ◆ Cross-Dressing ◆ Femboys ◆ Traps ◆ Futanari ◆ Top & Bottom ◆ Big Harem ◆ Seduction ◆ Corruption ◆ Manipulation ◆ Prison Management ◆ Brothel Management ◆ Sex Shop Management ◆ High Fantasy ◉ ◉—▩▦▩▦▩▦▩▦▩▦▩▦▩—◉ ◈ MC is a femboy, even a trap for some, but he isn't beta. Meaning he won't just let everyone toy with him. He knows his strengths and weaknesses, so he knows what he has to do to get what he wants. ◈ Characters' pictures are in the related auxiliary chapters with their characters sheets. Not everything might be there, depending on when you check it. I'll keep it updated. ◈ Enough info for now. Wish you a good and fun read :)

The book titled "My Life Journey with Him" is a compelling autobiographical account that chronicles the author's personal odyssey through the ups and downs of life alongside a significant other. This heartfelt narrative delves into the joys and challenges of a shared existence, offering readers a glimpse into the intricacies of love, companionship, and the profound impact one person can have on another's life. The book explores themes of resilience, growth, and the transformative power of human connections. Through a rich tapestry of anecdotes, emotions, and introspection, "My Life Journey with Him" invites readers to reflect on their own life journeys and the relationships that shape them. It is a poignant testament to the enduring power of love and the shared experiences that define us as individuals.

Big-hearted and witty, Samantha Kingsley is the Alpha's daughter who grew up learning to meet everyone's expectations. But Samantha isn't a pup anymore, she's in high school now, and is just about to discover that her life is written by her choices. Not by dreams, or prophecies, or even the moon goddess. This girl is going to protect the happiness of her pack and everyone she loves. Read her diary here. Updated every night. Mon-Sat Volume Synopsis VOL 1 It's the first week of school. Despite my failed attempt to make a friend, I somehow ended up surrounded by a handful of wolf classmates, got accepted by the human "cool" girls, and became a vampire's guard dog? VOL 2 I think I'm just starting to get the hang of school. From navigating school halls, new friends, vampires, and school clubs... Back home it should have been the usual drill, but things started shifting. And I urm...might have been messing around where I shouldn't. VOL 3 I had to miss a couple of school days this week due to my ah, long term bout of "anemia". It's been pretty intense at home. My alpha position was challenged, rogues burnt down our home, I rescued my first fight dog, discovered the Lorent's secret oracle, almost rescued my mate...and accidentally stumbled into my Alpha Dad's secret. VOL 4 My worlds collide as some members from my pack come to my school to sell concert tickets. And when Grandpa Alpha shocked us all by dying, my dad's family comes together to pay their last respects at the Night Forest Pack. VOL 5 It's February and the Vampire Queen is celebrating her birthday. Would Rebel's plan to escape work out? Meanwhile, I'm stuck in school dealing with high school drama, an evolving wolf, and a new human sister. In the Red Packlands, war nearly breaks out. (This might have been a very little bit my fault.) VOL 6 It's the week of Valentine's Day, but I've got a highschool play, Lorent drama, Vampire slaying training, and an underground army to deal with first. And then warlock weather threw an extended snowstorm at us. The whole of Green Packlands goes into lockdown - but what about Valentine's Day? VOL 7 Exams are a week away, and it feels like my time at Winderhill is really coming to a close. I'm trying to be a good student, but there are paparazzi camped outside my school, I ran with rogues (I'm shocked too), Maria just had to enter her dark cycle in school...My life is too exciting to study for exams. VOL 8 It's exam week, but I've got far greater problems brewing at home. The prophecies are merging. River's stone had unlocked warlock trouble, the rogue king has moved in, and then there's Uncle Louis' economical problems... one at a time. Just let me survive Code Black and figure out what's going on at Heller's first, and I'm sure everything else will work out somehow. VOL 9 Its the last week of school and the exams are over. Its like for better or worse, all the big bad things are over now. At home, My pack works to clean up the aftermath of the rogue war, the warlock's defeat, and Jude's betrayal. In school, everyone treats me more or less the same... like a freak. Meanwhile, our school play is in dire straights, and as the Last Hurrah's debut draws near, I get ready to say good bye to Winderhill for good. VOL 10 We follow Dad to the past to stop the traitor (AKA Jude), from ever stepping into our Packlands. It would've been a good plan too - if it didn't change EVERYTHING. Now, I can't help but feel my life is ruined. Nobody understands me. Is it selfish of me to wish none of this ever happened? Why does my world have to be so magical?

Welcome to a delightful romcom filled with laughter, friendship, and a dash of romantic chaos! "It Was Always You, Love Triangles with No Point!" takes readers on a rollercoaster ride of emotions as eight friends navigate the tricky terrain of relationships, secrets, and unexpected encounters. Meet Yon, the charismatic protagonist with a heart full of dreams and a mischievous sense of humor. He shares an unbreakable bond with his loving sister, Kanna, who often provides him with sage advice. Yon's life is forever changed when he crosses paths with Yui, a captivating and enigmatic girl who instantly captures his attention and sparks a connection he can't ignore. Join Yon's journey as he leans on his trusted best friends, Sam and Lincoln, for guidance through the whirlwind of emotions that follows. Sam, the witty and reliable confidant, always has Yon's back, while Lincoln, the laid-back and adventurous friend, encourages him to follow his heart and take chances. However, the path to true love is never straightforward, and Yon finds himself tangled in a web of romantic entanglements. Enter Ereen and Kareen, two girls with an undeniable chemistry and mixed feelings toward each other. As Yon tries to navigate this complex dynamic, he unintentionally becomes entangled in their love triangle, testing his loyalty to his friends and his own desires. But the complications don't end there. Maka, a mysterious girl, enters the scene, harboring a secret infatuation for Kareen. As Maka's obsession intensifies, Yon must navigate the delicate balance between love, friendship, and personal boundaries, all while trying to untangle the web of secrets and emotions that threatens to disrupt the harmony of their tight-knit group. "It Was Always You, Love Triangles with No Point!" is a heartwarming and hilarious romcom that explores the trials and tribulations of love, friendship, and self-discovery. Readers will find themselves immersed in the captivating world of Yon and his friends, cheering them on as they search for their own happily ever after. Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter, unexpected twists, and tender moments as Yon and his friends discover that sometimes, love triangles may have no point, but they are full of surprises and valuable lessons that shape their lives in ways they never anticipated.

【System Notice】 「Disclaimer: This is the adapted version of the story to be published on Earth platforms. All universes, entity names, and other factors have been changed—where possible—to be read by Earthlings, without causing interdimensional conflict. Proceed with caution: some of the individuals who will be mentioned may prove to be dangerous for your existence.」 -- The Shadowmourne Chronicles follows a dark and mysterious journey across a fractured multiverse teetering on the edge of destruction. At its heart is a family of unlikely beings drawn together by fate: Jack, a hardened, magic-infused killer; Poe, a witty, calculating bloodhunter with his own hidden agenda; and Kol, an ancient dhampir in search of answers. These three are known as The Phantom Trio. As ideals, schemes, and magic and power collides, they navigate a world scarred by wars, ancient powers, and systemic forces. Their fates intertwined. The characters must confront not only each other, but their deepest fears, desires, and past sins, forging uneasy alliances and uncovering secrets that could reshape the very fabric of reality. In The Shadowmourne Chronicles, nothing is ever as it seems, and in the shadows, even the smallest flicker of light could mean the end of everything.

In a world where the line between the living and the supernatural is thin, Adrian, a solitary and enigmatic figure, is thrust into a web of mystery and danger. His journey begins with a perilous mission to uncover the secrets of a long-abandoned city, one tainted by rumors of curses and ancient powers. The Ashweld Hollow—a place shrouded in death, lost memories, and dark forces—beckons as the first trial. Joined by a group of diverse companions, including the icy and elusive Maria, the battle-hardened Kael, and the witty Jax, Adrian must navigate both human treachery and supernatural horrors. Each step they take brings them closer to uncovering the truth, but not without sacrifice. As they journey deeper into the cursed city, Adrian finds himself questioning everything—his purpose, his companions, and even the shadows that seem to follow him. Every move is fraught with peril, and every answer raises more questions. But the Hollow holds more than just ghosts. Beneath its crumbling streets lies a power capable of reshaping the world itself. Adrian’s resolve is tested, and his past—hidden in the darkest corners of his mind—will come to the surface, threatening to destroy him from within. In a world where trust is scarce, and betrayal is always a breath away, Adrian must face the darkness—both external and internal—if he hopes to survive the Hollow’s embrace.

In Dong Yue Kingdom, the distinguished Jiang family suffers a downfall because of the Yong Ping duke manor. The only way to solve the problem is to destroy the Duke of Yong Ping and his eldest daughter who is the Empress. In order to defeat the empress, Master Jiang, the Duke of Anyuan's only daughter, the witty and intelligent Jiang Yunyao enters the imperial palace. Faced with challenges on every side, Yunyao must win the love of the Emperor and consolidate her power to fight the Empress. But, in the palace full of malicious women, will she be able to win the game?

In a world where magic flows through celestial alignments, seventeen-year-old Lyra Nightshade discovers she's the last heir of the Astral Crown—a legendary artifact that bridges the mortal realm and the cosmic forces. As a scholarship student at the prestigious Celestial Academy of Magic, she struggles to hide her forbidden ability to manipulate starlight, a power that marks her as a potential threat to the current magical oligarchy. When ancient cosmic entities begin breaking through dimensional barriers, Lyra realizes her powers aren't just rare—they're necessary for humanity's survival. Alongside a brooding battle mage, a witty shapeshifter, and a mysterious professor with too many secrets, she must master her abilities while navigating political conspiracies, betrayal, and the dark truth behind her family's connection to the impending apocalypse.

Welcome, reader, to the world of Xian Li! In a world obsessed with innate talent and effortless cultivation, Xian Li stands as a refreshing exception. He's not your typical chosen one, destined for greatness from birth. No, Xian Li is the underdog, the "talentless" youth who discovers a hidden path to power – the ancient and forgotten art of Titan Cultivation. His journey is not one of effortless ascension; it’s a grueling path paved with intense training, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs. Think of it as a fantastical, action-packed underdog story with a dash of romance and a whole lot of humor. He's not just a cultivator; he's a master of self-deprecation, always ready with a witty quip or a humorous internal monologue, making him incredibly relatable, even as he battles powerful enemies and navigates complex sect politics. You'll root for him as he rises from obscurity, facing challenges that would break lesser individuals. This isn't just a story about cultivation; it's a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and finding strength where you least expect it. Get ready to meet Mei, the cold but noble cultivator, and Lin, the kind and supportive friend, two contrasting female characters who add depth and complexity to Xian Li's journey. You'll witness his blossoming relationships, the trials he overcomes, the friendships he forges, and the enemies he conquers. We'll delve into a world brimming with ancient secrets, treacherous quests, and a thrilling war against demonic cultivators. Throughout it all, Xian Li's spirit remains unbroken, fueled by his determination and the unwavering support of those around him. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and prepare for an epic adventure filled with laughter, action, and a whole lot of heart. The world of Xian Li awaits!

**In a world on the brink of ecological collapse, where ancient prophecies whisper of impending doom, Jake, a young man burdened with the weight of a forgotten lineage, must confront his destiny as the last Oracle.** Jake, a sarcastic, wisecracking herbalist with a penchant for witty insults, lives a relatively carefree life, his knowledge of the natural world a solace in a time of growing despair. But when a devastating drought grips the land, and whispers of an ancient prophecy – one that foretells the end of the world as they know it – begin to circulate, Jake's life is irrevocably altered. Haunted by visions of a dying Earth and guided by cryptic messages from the spirit world, Jake discovers he possesses a forgotten power: the ability to commune with the Earth itself. As the drought intensifies and societal order begins to crumble, Jake must embark on a perilous journey to find the source of the impending cataclysm. During his journey, he meets Razar, a brilliant but disillusioned scientist, and Axon, his loyal and resourceful best friend, the voice of reason amidst Jake's sarcastic quips. In an attempt to help Jake understand and control his burgeoning powers, Razar accidentally injects him with an experimental serum. This serum unexpectedly imbues Jake with a unique system, transforming his understanding of his abilities into a game-like interface. Jake now receives quests, gains experience points, and unlocks new abilities as he masters his powers. However, the system is a secret, a dangerous secret that must be kept hidden from the world, including his closest allies. As Jake grapples with his newfound power, the system, and his place in the world, he begins to question his own morality. The system, while granting him incredible abilities, also fuels his inner turmoil. He struggles to control its influence, battling internal demons as he navigates a world on the brink of collapse. Facing not only the impending ecological disaster and the machinations of Mordros, a powerful sorcerer who seeks to exploit the chaos, but also the potential dangers of the system itself, Jake must confront his own inner darkness. With the help of Razar and Axon, and guided by the cryptic messages of the Earth, Jake must decide whether to embrace his destiny as the last Oracle and save the world, all while keeping the existence of the system a secret, ensuring that its power does not corrupt him, and ultimately, finding redemption within himself. !

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]

**Title: "Heist of the Heart"** In the bustling city of Verona, where love stories are as abundant as the café aromas wafting through the streets, Mia Carter was known as the queen of the art of seduction. An aspiring romance novelist, she had a knack for understanding the intricacies of love. But despite her expertise, Mia had never experienced true romance herself. That was until she met Ethan Blake, the charming yet elusive owner of a vintage bookstore tucked away in a cobblestone alley. Ethan had a reputation for being a heartbreaker, a man who captivated women with his enchanting smile and mysterious aura, only to leave them longing for more. Intrigued by his complexities, Mia decided that she would attempt the impossible: to steal Ethan's heart. Inspired by her own romantic escapades, she devised a playful plan to win him over. Mia began frequenting Ethan's bookstore, not just to browse the shelves but to engage him in witty banter. She would strategically select books that mirrored their conversations—romantic classics and heartwarming tales. Each visit turned into a delightful exchange, with laughter echoing against the book-laden walls. Unbeknownst to Ethan, Mia was penning their interactions in her journal, crafting a story of their own. As the weeks passed, their connection deepened. Mia discovered that beneath Ethan's rugged exterior lay a heart yearning for genuine love. However, a shadow from his past loomed over him—an ex-girlfriend who seemed determined to win him back. Determined not to let this obstacle stand in her way, Mia concocted a scheme to eliminate the competition. One evening, she invited Ethan to a local art gallery, knowing his ex would be present. As they wandered through the vibrant displays, Mia's playful charm and genuine interest in his passions shone brightly. When his ex approached with a flirty smile, Ethan simply turned to Mia, whose confidence and authenticity captivated him. By the end of the night, as they strolled beneath the starlit sky, Ethan turned to Mia and, with a soft smile, confessed, “I think you might have just stolen my heart.” In that moment, Mia realized that true love wasn’t about elaborate schemes; it was about being oneself. With hearts intertwined, they embarked on a journey of love, proving that sometimes, the best heist is simply being real.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

In a world dominated by twelve elemental empires, each ruled by an Elemental Sovereign, the fragile balance of power shatters when the Void Empire—keeper of equilibrium—collapses in a mysterious event known as the "Voidfall." With the Void Empire gone, chaos erupts as the remaining kingdoms descend into war, each seeking to claim dominion over the fractured elements. The story follows Eryon, an orphan with a mysterious past tied to all twelve elements. He becomes the prime suspect for the Voidfall and is hunted across empires. Eryon’s journey unfolds as he discovers that the Void Empire’s destruction wasn’t an accident but a carefully orchestrated plan to awaken the Thirteenth Element—a forbidden force capable of rewriting the laws of existence. With allies and enemies from all empires, Eryon must navigate betrayal, uncover lost truths, and decide the fate of the warring world. Will he unite the empires or obliterate them to forge a new era? 1. Engaging Characters Protagonist: Eryon: A sarcastic yet compassionate protagonist who harbors the ability to wield all elements but struggles with guilt over his suspected role in the Voidfall. His arc focuses on self-discovery and redemption. Character Flaw: Eryon often doubts his ability to lead and fears his power might consume him. Supporting Cast: Lyra (Fire Empire): A hot-headed warrior princess seeking revenge for her family’s death. Her growing respect and romantic tension with Eryon evolve into a deep partnership. Kaen (Water Empire): A calm and strategic tactician who becomes Eryon’s closest ally. Selis (Void): The last survivor of the Void Empire, struggling with grief and harboring secrets that may change the world's fate. Antagonists: A council of corrupted rulers from the surviving empires, each with unique goals. Character Arcs: Eryon’s growth from a fugitive to a leader of a revolution. Lyra learning to balance vengeance with compassion. Kaen overcoming his fear of battle to protect those he loves. Selis’s journey from despair to hope as she confronts her role in the Voidfall. 2. Appealing World-Building Setting: Twelve unique elemental empires, each with distinct landscapes, architecture, and cultures. Fire Empire: Volcanic wastelands and towering magma forges. Water Empire: Floating cities on an endless ocean. Void Empire: A shattered land where the sky bleeds light. Lore and History: A 1,000-year-old prophecy foretold the Voidfall, but its true meaning was hidden. Elemental crystals created the empires, but their origin remains a mystery. Consistency: Rules for elemental magic are strictly defined but leave room for creative surprises. 3. Unique Plot and Conflict Clear Conflict: Eryon must clear his name, uncover the truth behind the Voidfall, and prevent the rise of the Thirteenth Element. Themes: Unity vs. division, power’s corrupting influence, and the cost of redemption. Twists and Surprises: A hidden traitor within Eryon’s group. The Thirteenth Element isn’t destruction but rebirth, forcing Eryon to rethink his goals. 4. Action and Adventure Fast-Paced Scenes: Escapes from elemental assassins, battles in hostile territories, and raids on empire fortresses. Fight Scenes and Battles: Epic battles between armies wielding elemental magic. Personal duels showcasing Eryon’s growth and creativity in using multiple elements. Strategic Plot Progression: Each empire Eryon visits reveals a piece of the Voidfall mystery, driving the overarching plot forward. 5. Humor and Tone Light-Hearted Moments: Eryon’s witty banter with Lyra. Comedic relief from quirky supporting characters, like a cowardly mercenary or a talking elemental familiar. Tone Variation: Balancing heavy themes with moments of hope, humor, and camaraderie. 6. Romantic Subplots Romantic Tension: Slow-burn romance between Eryon and Lyra as they grow from rivals to lovers.

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

In the not-too-distant future, world war 3 has happened, Earth faces an impending disaster. Humanity's days are numbered and as the planet rapidly deteriorates beyond repair, the people are split into two factions, the resource - rich GLOBAL UNION or GU - consisting of most of the USA and its allies - and the lesser-resourced INTERSTELLAR MOVEMENT or IMT - consisting of all the countries that did not side with the GU during the war. Following the GU's rapid colonisation of most of the solar system, including the terraforming of Mars, the ISF is compelled to quickly send out a few of their under-resourced numbers outside the solar system in search of potential habitable planets that they could also terraform and move to inorder to survive their impending extinction. The first exoplanet they send their very first, and only, group to is Proxima Centauri b. The responsibility of making this planet their new home falls upon the shoulders of the crewmembers of the starship Stardust, a colossal vessel built for interstellar travel that is under the command of Jardon, a middle-aged spaceship captain and self-proclaimed master of witty comebacks, and his AI assistant, Judy. However, fate soon shifts from their side as sometime after they near their destination, a catastrophic event cripples their ship and causes it to crash Land on the planet. At first, Proxima b appears surprisingly idyllic, with lush landscapes and vibrant colors. But then, this experience quickly turns sour when the crew of Stardust discover that they, much to their horror, are not alone on the planet.