Witty Anecdotes

Emma Dee has it all: brains, beauty, and a career she loves. She is young, she’s living her best life—except for one small hitch. She doesn't have boyfriend!!! but she has a better plan: she’s going to have a baby her way. No dating disasters, no messy emotions just find the perfect sperm donor. Until she met William. Emma’s meticulously organized life starts to unravel when the maddeningly charming and unpredictable William stumbles into her world. Suddenly, her perfectly crafted plan doesn’t seem so perfect anymore. With her orderly life turned upside down, Emma is forced to confront the one thing she swore she didn’t need—love. In this witty, laugh-out-loud journey of self-discovery and unexpected twists, Emma learns that sometimes the best-laid plans are the ones you toss out the window. Will she stick to her solo mission, or is her heart about to rewrite the script? Smart, sassy, and delightfully unpredictable—this is a story about rewriting the rules and discovering what it really takes to have it all.

Welcome, reader, to the world of Xian Li! In a world obsessed with innate talent and effortless cultivation, Xian Li stands as a refreshing exception. He's not your typical chosen one, destined for greatness from birth. No, Xian Li is the underdog, the "talentless" youth who discovers a hidden path to power – the ancient and forgotten art of Titan Cultivation. His journey is not one of effortless ascension; it’s a grueling path paved with intense training, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs. Think of it as a fantastical, action-packed underdog story with a dash of romance and a whole lot of humor. He's not just a cultivator; he's a master of self-deprecation, always ready with a witty quip or a humorous internal monologue, making him incredibly relatable, even as he battles powerful enemies and navigates complex sect politics. You'll root for him as he rises from obscurity, facing challenges that would break lesser individuals. This isn't just a story about cultivation; it's a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and finding strength where you least expect it. Get ready to meet Mei, the cold but noble cultivator, and Lin, the kind and supportive friend, two contrasting female characters who add depth and complexity to Xian Li's journey. You'll witness his blossoming relationships, the trials he overcomes, the friendships he forges, and the enemies he conquers. We'll delve into a world brimming with ancient secrets, treacherous quests, and a thrilling war against demonic cultivators. Throughout it all, Xian Li's spirit remains unbroken, fueled by his determination and the unwavering support of those around him. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and prepare for an epic adventure filled with laughter, action, and a whole lot of heart. The world of Xian Li awaits!

In a world where magic flows through celestial alignments, seventeen-year-old Lyra Nightshade discovers she's the last heir of the Astral Crown—a legendary artifact that bridges the mortal realm and the cosmic forces. As a scholarship student at the prestigious Celestial Academy of Magic, she struggles to hide her forbidden ability to manipulate starlight, a power that marks her as a potential threat to the current magical oligarchy. When ancient cosmic entities begin breaking through dimensional barriers, Lyra realizes her powers aren't just rare—they're necessary for humanity's survival. Alongside a brooding battle mage, a witty shapeshifter, and a mysterious professor with too many secrets, she must master her abilities while navigating political conspiracies, betrayal, and the dark truth behind her family's connection to the impending apocalypse.

The book titled "My Life Journey with Him" is a compelling autobiographical account that chronicles the author's personal odyssey through the ups and downs of life alongside a significant other. This heartfelt narrative delves into the joys and challenges of a shared existence, offering readers a glimpse into the intricacies of love, companionship, and the profound impact one person can have on another's life. The book explores themes of resilience, growth, and the transformative power of human connections. Through a rich tapestry of anecdotes, emotions, and introspection, "My Life Journey with Him" invites readers to reflect on their own life journeys and the relationships that shape them. It is a poignant testament to the enduring power of love and the shared experiences that define us as individuals.

The cycle of life is not infinite—except, perhaps, for Elijah. At 122 years old, Elijah lived a long and successful life—until he woke up as someone entirely new. Now, an anomaly in a mysterious kingdom sustained by magic, he faces questions about his place in a world that doesn't defy the laws of nature, but take them to an entirely new level. For over six millennia, this isolated realm of 300,000 citizens has thrived, its survival bound to the magic that nurtures its air, water, and food. Yet, some whisper that a kingdom refusing to expand is doomed to fall. How, then, has this kingdom endured? As Elijah uncovers ancient secrets, dives into treacherous cave systems, and grapples with the fatal flaws of magic, he learns the truth about existence itself—forces that shaped the cosmos. New alliances rise to confront an ancient plague, and the kingdom's delicate balance teeters on the edge of collapse. In this world, the vibrant hues of freedom and potential are mere illusions, like sunlight filtered through stained glass. Elijah must decide whether to shatter the illusion—or embrace it. ———— This novel goes into great detail about the ways of the people and how it will differ from the suspected outside world. What seems like a population of people who do not have much knowledge, show how they found their way by “feeling”, or by anecdotal(personal) evidence.

When Kael Draven, a curious and slightly naive adventurer, stumbles into the Eclipsed Archive, he meets Elyra Veylen, an elven archivist who has spent centuries tending to the archive’s secrets. Together with Lira Solwyn, a scholarly half-elf; Thorne Ironroot, a practical dwarf; and Zara Nightshade, a witty rogue, they embark on a quest to recover the missing pages of the Celestial Codex, a legendary tome that holds the key to preventing an impending catastrophe. As they explore the archive’s shifting sections and the dangerous pocket dimensions connected to it, the group uncovers ancient puzzles, magical creatures, and forgotten lore. Along the way, they form deep bonds, confront their fears, and uncover the truth about the archive’s origins and Elyra’s connection to it. But as they piece together the Celestial Codex, they realize that the archive is more than a repository of knowledge—it is a prison for an ancient, world-ending entity. In the end, the group must decide the fate of the archive and the world, learning that the true power of the Celestial Codex lies in the connections it fosters between people.

**In a world on the brink of ecological collapse, where ancient prophecies whisper of impending doom, Jake, a young man burdened with the weight of a forgotten lineage, must confront his destiny as the last Oracle.** Jake, a sarcastic, wisecracking herbalist with a penchant for witty insults, lives a relatively carefree life, his knowledge of the natural world a solace in a time of growing despair. But when a devastating drought grips the land, and whispers of an ancient prophecy – one that foretells the end of the world as they know it – begin to circulate, Jake's life is irrevocably altered. Haunted by visions of a dying Earth and guided by cryptic messages from the spirit world, Jake discovers he possesses a forgotten power: the ability to commune with the Earth itself. As the drought intensifies and societal order begins to crumble, Jake must embark on a perilous journey to find the source of the impending cataclysm. During his journey, he meets Razar, a brilliant but disillusioned scientist, and Axon, his loyal and resourceful best friend, the voice of reason amidst Jake's sarcastic quips. In an attempt to help Jake understand and control his burgeoning powers, Razar accidentally injects him with an experimental serum. This serum unexpectedly imbues Jake with a unique system, transforming his understanding of his abilities into a game-like interface. Jake now receives quests, gains experience points, and unlocks new abilities as he masters his powers. However, the system is a secret, a dangerous secret that must be kept hidden from the world, including his closest allies. As Jake grapples with his newfound power, the system, and his place in the world, he begins to question his own morality. The system, while granting him incredible abilities, also fuels his inner turmoil. He struggles to control its influence, battling internal demons as he navigates a world on the brink of collapse. Facing not only the impending ecological disaster and the machinations of Mordros, a powerful sorcerer who seeks to exploit the chaos, but also the potential dangers of the system itself, Jake must confront his own inner darkness. With the help of Razar and Axon, and guided by the cryptic messages of the Earth, Jake must decide whether to embrace his destiny as the last Oracle and save the world, all while keeping the existence of the system a secret, ensuring that its power does not corrupt him, and ultimately, finding redemption within himself. !

(CONTAINS R18+ CONTENT) Enemies to lovers- check Slow burn- check A cute naughty dog- check Spice? (The author is keeping her mouth zipped) No third-party breakup or misunderstanding. But there are lots of banter and witty comebacks. (The story is planned to be around 200 chapters. No drag) Mu Yiren I never imagined I'd be faking a relationship with my biggest enemy—the untamed, ridiculously charming Feng Junjie, known throughout the city as the "golden boy" of business and a billionaire playboy with a reputation for breaking hearts. But when he dangles a life-changing offer in front of me, the kind that could secure my inheritance, I find myself agreeing to be his "girlfriend." But the thing is….. What if I start seeing the real him? Pretending to be Junjie’s devoted partner is like walking on a razor's edge. He’s everything I can’t stand—sexy, cocky, and devilish, and yet a sweetheart by heart that leaves me flustered by his actions. I know better than to fall for a man like him; my mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s has convinced me to never fall in love. But Junjie isn't just any man. Beneath his easygoing charm is an intensity that leaves me breathless, and he knows exactly how to crack through the walls I have built around me, awakening a passion I never felt before. JUNJIE I need my life back. A sorry attempt at love had me question everything and forced me away from my brothers. Since my ‘ex best friend’s’ constant accusations had gotten out of control, I might as well pretend to date someone and shut her mouth. My definition of a fake date- Beautiful, sexy, tempting…..umm…. insufferable, annoying, and with a mouth that won’t stop running. The mouth with red lipstick. The mouth I want to…. This arrangement was supposed to be simple: fake dating, clear boundaries, no feelings. But the more he plays the role of her devoted partner, the more the lines between fake and real start to blur. And now, he’s no longer sure where the act ends and his true feelings begin. The catch? Mu Yiren doesn’t believe in love. And she certainly doesn’t believe a man like Feng Junjie is capable of anything but heartbreak. But Feng has never been one to follow the rules. Boundaries? He’s about to break them. Deals? They were made to be rewritten. He’s going all in, and this time, he’s not playing pretend. ******* "Are you saying you'd let any man get this close?" "ABSOLUTELY NO!" The words burst out of me, too quick, too honest. His smirk deepens. "Tell me, if I leave you like this, all wound up and aching, will you be sneaking off to use one of your little toys?" "Yes," "Tell me, were you waiting for me to initiate something this past week?" he tugs my shorts more and kisses my navel. My heart hammers and my voice comes out shaky. "N-No." I won't give him the satisfaction of knowing he's right. He chuckles darkly. "Wrong answer. Let's try again." ****

The Fake Hero’s Misadventures is a comedic fantasy novel that follows the hilarious and heart-pounding journey of Jaeho, an ordinary man who has been inexplicably chosen as the "Hero of Prophecy" in a world that believes him to be their savior. But there’s one small problem—Jaeho isn’t the real hero. He’s just a regular guy who accidentally found himself in the hero’s shoes. With his newfound fame, overwhelming expectations, and an entire kingdom cheering for his every move, Jaeho must navigate the treacherous path of being a hero without actually knowing how to be one. His lack of skills becomes a running joke, and every victory is achieved more by sheer luck and the quiet intervention of his brilliant (and somewhat overbearing) subordinate, Kaia. As the kingdom celebrates his supposed triumphs, Jaeho must juggle countless misunderstandings, the ever-growing burden of living a lie, and his growing attraction to the beautiful and powerful women who orbit around him—some of whom think he’s the real deal. Meanwhile, Jaeho’s own growing suspicion that the true hero is actually his quiet, capable subordinate only deepens the chaos. Amidst the comedy of errors, political intrigue, and unexpected romance, Jaeho finds himself in over his head. He may not be the hero everyone thinks he is, but with every new misadventure, he begins to wonder: Is it too late to be the hero the kingdom needs, or is it all just one big, hilarious misunderstanding? Filled with witty dialogue, improbable victories, and a cast of lovable, quirky characters, The Fake Hero’s Misadventures is an epic tale of mistaken identity, romance, and what happens when you accidentally become a legend.

In Dong Yue Kingdom, the distinguished Jiang family suffers a downfall because of the Yong Ping duke manor. The only way to solve the problem is to destroy the Duke of Yong Ping and his eldest daughter who is the Empress. In order to defeat the empress, Master Jiang, the Duke of Anyuan's only daughter, the witty and intelligent Jiang Yunyao enters the imperial palace. Faced with challenges on every side, Yunyao must win the love of the Emperor and consolidate her power to fight the Empress. But, in the palace full of malicious women, will she be able to win the game?

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]

In a world where Hell has overflowed onto Earth, Mike, a rebellious and fiercely independent individual, finds himself on a perilous quest to reclaim the Angel's Helo, a powerful artifact that can restore balance to the universe. Joined by Luna, a shape-shifting wolf with a bubbly personality and a penchant for getting into trouble, Mike navigates the treacherous landscapes of Hell, battling demons, and confronting his own demons (literally!). As they journey deeper into the underworld, Mike and Luna encounter a cast of characters who aid or hinder their progress, including enigmatic figures with their own agendas and motivations. With Mike's determination and Luna's antics, they face numerous challenges, from fierce battles to witty banter, all while unraveling the mysteries of the Angel's Helm and the secrets of Mike's past. Will Mike and Luna succeed in their quest, or will the forces of Hell tear them apart? Dive into the world of GENEESSIS to find out _________________________________ NOTE: final chapter will be dropping on Tuesday 7th of January 2025

**Title: "Heist of the Heart"** In the bustling city of Verona, where love stories are as abundant as the café aromas wafting through the streets, Mia Carter was known as the queen of the art of seduction. An aspiring romance novelist, she had a knack for understanding the intricacies of love. But despite her expertise, Mia had never experienced true romance herself. That was until she met Ethan Blake, the charming yet elusive owner of a vintage bookstore tucked away in a cobblestone alley. Ethan had a reputation for being a heartbreaker, a man who captivated women with his enchanting smile and mysterious aura, only to leave them longing for more. Intrigued by his complexities, Mia decided that she would attempt the impossible: to steal Ethan's heart. Inspired by her own romantic escapades, she devised a playful plan to win him over. Mia began frequenting Ethan's bookstore, not just to browse the shelves but to engage him in witty banter. She would strategically select books that mirrored their conversations—romantic classics and heartwarming tales. Each visit turned into a delightful exchange, with laughter echoing against the book-laden walls. Unbeknownst to Ethan, Mia was penning their interactions in her journal, crafting a story of their own. As the weeks passed, their connection deepened. Mia discovered that beneath Ethan's rugged exterior lay a heart yearning for genuine love. However, a shadow from his past loomed over him—an ex-girlfriend who seemed determined to win him back. Determined not to let this obstacle stand in her way, Mia concocted a scheme to eliminate the competition. One evening, she invited Ethan to a local art gallery, knowing his ex would be present. As they wandered through the vibrant displays, Mia's playful charm and genuine interest in his passions shone brightly. When his ex approached with a flirty smile, Ethan simply turned to Mia, whose confidence and authenticity captivated him. By the end of the night, as they strolled beneath the starlit sky, Ethan turned to Mia and, with a soft smile, confessed, “I think you might have just stolen my heart.” In that moment, Mia realized that true love wasn’t about elaborate schemes; it was about being oneself. With hearts intertwined, they embarked on a journey of love, proving that sometimes, the best heist is simply being real.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

In a world dominated by twelve elemental empires, each ruled by an Elemental Sovereign, the fragile balance of power shatters when the Void Empire—keeper of equilibrium—collapses in a mysterious event known as the "Voidfall." With the Void Empire gone, chaos erupts as the remaining kingdoms descend into war, each seeking to claim dominion over the fractured elements. The story follows Eryon, an orphan with a mysterious past tied to all twelve elements. He becomes the prime suspect for the Voidfall and is hunted across empires. Eryon’s journey unfolds as he discovers that the Void Empire’s destruction wasn’t an accident but a carefully orchestrated plan to awaken the Thirteenth Element—a forbidden force capable of rewriting the laws of existence. With allies and enemies from all empires, Eryon must navigate betrayal, uncover lost truths, and decide the fate of the warring world. Will he unite the empires or obliterate them to forge a new era? 1. Engaging Characters Protagonist: Eryon: A sarcastic yet compassionate protagonist who harbors the ability to wield all elements but struggles with guilt over his suspected role in the Voidfall. His arc focuses on self-discovery and redemption. Character Flaw: Eryon often doubts his ability to lead and fears his power might consume him. Supporting Cast: Lyra (Fire Empire): A hot-headed warrior princess seeking revenge for her family’s death. Her growing respect and romantic tension with Eryon evolve into a deep partnership. Kaen (Water Empire): A calm and strategic tactician who becomes Eryon’s closest ally. Selis (Void): The last survivor of the Void Empire, struggling with grief and harboring secrets that may change the world's fate. Antagonists: A council of corrupted rulers from the surviving empires, each with unique goals. Character Arcs: Eryon’s growth from a fugitive to a leader of a revolution. Lyra learning to balance vengeance with compassion. Kaen overcoming his fear of battle to protect those he loves. Selis’s journey from despair to hope as she confronts her role in the Voidfall. 2. Appealing World-Building Setting: Twelve unique elemental empires, each with distinct landscapes, architecture, and cultures. Fire Empire: Volcanic wastelands and towering magma forges. Water Empire: Floating cities on an endless ocean. Void Empire: A shattered land where the sky bleeds light. Lore and History: A 1,000-year-old prophecy foretold the Voidfall, but its true meaning was hidden. Elemental crystals created the empires, but their origin remains a mystery. Consistency: Rules for elemental magic are strictly defined but leave room for creative surprises. 3. Unique Plot and Conflict Clear Conflict: Eryon must clear his name, uncover the truth behind the Voidfall, and prevent the rise of the Thirteenth Element. Themes: Unity vs. division, power’s corrupting influence, and the cost of redemption. Twists and Surprises: A hidden traitor within Eryon’s group. The Thirteenth Element isn’t destruction but rebirth, forcing Eryon to rethink his goals. 4. Action and Adventure Fast-Paced Scenes: Escapes from elemental assassins, battles in hostile territories, and raids on empire fortresses. Fight Scenes and Battles: Epic battles between armies wielding elemental magic. Personal duels showcasing Eryon’s growth and creativity in using multiple elements. Strategic Plot Progression: Each empire Eryon visits reveals a piece of the Voidfall mystery, driving the overarching plot forward. 5. Humor and Tone Light-Hearted Moments: Eryon’s witty banter with Lyra. Comedic relief from quirky supporting characters, like a cowardly mercenary or a talking elemental familiar. Tone Variation: Balancing heavy themes with moments of hope, humor, and camaraderie. 6. Romantic Subplots Romantic Tension: Slow-burn romance between Eryon and Lyra as they grow from rivals to lovers.

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

Big-hearted and witty, Samantha Kingsley is the Alpha's daughter who grew up learning to meet everyone's expectations. But Samantha isn't a pup anymore, she's in high school now, and is just about to discover that her life is written by her choices. Not by dreams, or prophecies, or even the moon goddess. This girl is going to protect the happiness of her pack and everyone she loves. Read her diary here. Updated every night. Mon-Sat Volume Synopsis VOL 1 It's the first week of school. Despite my failed attempt to make a friend, I somehow ended up surrounded by a handful of wolf classmates, got accepted by the human "cool" girls, and became a vampire's guard dog? VOL 2 I think I'm just starting to get the hang of school. From navigating school halls, new friends, vampires, and school clubs... Back home it should have been the usual drill, but things started shifting. And I urm...might have been messing around where I shouldn't. VOL 3 I had to miss a couple of school days this week due to my ah, long term bout of "anemia". It's been pretty intense at home. My alpha position was challenged, rogues burnt down our home, I rescued my first fight dog, discovered the Lorent's secret oracle, almost rescued my mate...and accidentally stumbled into my Alpha Dad's secret. VOL 4 My worlds collide as some members from my pack come to my school to sell concert tickets. And when Grandpa Alpha shocked us all by dying, my dad's family comes together to pay their last respects at the Night Forest Pack. VOL 5 It's February and the Vampire Queen is celebrating her birthday. Would Rebel's plan to escape work out? Meanwhile, I'm stuck in school dealing with high school drama, an evolving wolf, and a new human sister. In the Red Packlands, war nearly breaks out. (This might have been a very little bit my fault.) VOL 6 It's the week of Valentine's Day, but I've got a highschool play, Lorent drama, Vampire slaying training, and an underground army to deal with first. And then warlock weather threw an extended snowstorm at us. The whole of Green Packlands goes into lockdown - but what about Valentine's Day? VOL 7 Exams are a week away, and it feels like my time at Winderhill is really coming to a close. I'm trying to be a good student, but there are paparazzi camped outside my school, I ran with rogues (I'm shocked too), Maria just had to enter her dark cycle in school...My life is too exciting to study for exams. VOL 8 It's exam week, but I've got far greater problems brewing at home. The prophecies are merging. River's stone had unlocked warlock trouble, the rogue king has moved in, and then there's Uncle Louis' economical problems... one at a time. Just let me survive Code Black and figure out what's going on at Heller's first, and I'm sure everything else will work out somehow. VOL 9 Its the last week of school and the exams are over. Its like for better or worse, all the big bad things are over now. At home, My pack works to clean up the aftermath of the rogue war, the warlock's defeat, and Jude's betrayal. In school, everyone treats me more or less the same... like a freak. Meanwhile, our school play is in dire straights, and as the Last Hurrah's debut draws near, I get ready to say good bye to Winderhill for good. VOL 10 We follow Dad to the past to stop the traitor (AKA Jude), from ever stepping into our Packlands. It would've been a good plan too - if it didn't change EVERYTHING. Now, I can't help but feel my life is ruined. Nobody understands me. Is it selfish of me to wish none of this ever happened? Why does my world have to be so magical?

In the not-too-distant future, world war 3 has happened, Earth faces an impending disaster. Humanity's days are numbered and as the planet rapidly deteriorates beyond repair, the people are split into two factions, the resource - rich GLOBAL UNION or GU - consisting of most of the USA and its allies - and the lesser-resourced INTERSTELLAR MOVEMENT or IMT - consisting of all the countries that did not side with the GU during the war. Following the GU's rapid colonisation of most of the solar system, including the terraforming of Mars, the ISF is compelled to quickly send out a few of their under-resourced numbers outside the solar system in search of potential habitable planets that they could also terraform and move to inorder to survive their impending extinction. The first exoplanet they send their very first, and only, group to is Proxima Centauri b. The responsibility of making this planet their new home falls upon the shoulders of the crewmembers of the starship Stardust, a colossal vessel built for interstellar travel that is under the command of Jardon, a middle-aged spaceship captain and self-proclaimed master of witty comebacks, and his AI assistant, Judy. However, fate soon shifts from their side as sometime after they near their destination, a catastrophic event cripples their ship and causes it to crash Land on the planet. At first, Proxima b appears surprisingly idyllic, with lush landscapes and vibrant colors. But then, this experience quickly turns sour when the crew of Stardust discover that they, much to their horror, are not alone on the planet.

"Hello, is anybody here?" Tracy called out, her voice echoing through the forest. "Aaaaaaaaaah!" Tracy screamed as the hag revealed her decaying smile. "Welcome, chosen one," the hag sneered. "Mom, I think there's something you need to know," Tracy whispered, clutching her injured shoulder. "Lately, I've been having these creepy dreams... and the injuries I get in the dreams appear when I wake up," Tracy confessed. "Your father was one of the angels," Mrs. Hayley revealed, tears welling up in her eyes. "Run, run, run!" Mrs. Hayley yelled as the Hades attacked, sacrificing herself to save Tracy. "Welcome to Wilmer Academy," Principal Wilmer greeted with a warm smile. "Here, you'll learn to be the best version of yourself." "Hi, I'm Daisy. Welcome to Wilmer Academy," Daisy said with a bright smile. "Nice one, babe," Shadley commented after Daisy's witty retort to Sharpay. "What's up with the gloves?" Tracy asked, curious about Shadley's accessory. "They help me manage my psychometric abilities," Shadley explained. Tracy Kendall wakes up in the woods, with no idea how she got there. Her calls for help go unanswered until she finds an eerie, seemingly abandoned cottage. Inside, she's confronted by a malevolent hag who calls her the "chosen one," sending monstrous Hades after her. Just as she's about to be captured, she wakes up, realizing it was another of her disturbingly realistic nightmares, complete with real injuries. Tracy's mother, Mrs. Hayley, notices her daughter's distress and the mysterious scratch on her shoulder. Tracy confesses her nightmares and the inexplicable injuries. Mrs. Hayley then reveals a shocking truth: Tracy is the descendant of angels who were banished from heaven, and her father was one of them. As they prepare to flee from the dark forces pursuing Tracy, Hades attack, killing Mrs. Hayley. Tracy is saved by five teenagers with supernatural abilities from Wilmer Academy, a school for the gifted. At Wilmer Academy, Tracy learns about her heritage and the significance of her powers. The academy, led by the enigmatic Principal Wilmer, becomes her new home where she must uncover her abilities and prepare for the dangers ahead. Among her new friends are Daisy, who can create portals, and Shadley, the principal's son with the power of psychometry.

In a futuristic world where animal hybrids can shift between human and animal forms, Ralph, a witty American red wolf hybrid, finds himself trapped in the high-security Endangered Hybrid Zone. Living under constant surveillance, he’s made numerous escape attempts—but none have succeeded. Despite the odds, Ralph is determined to break free from the system that keeps him confined. Teaming up with a mysterious and cold-hearted cheetah hybrid, Ralph navigates the dangerous divisions between the Endangered and Common Hybrid Zones, where loyalty and survival are tested. As Ralph and his unlikely allies face threats from both the system and each other, they must learn to trust and fight together for their freedom. Extinct is a fast-paced, action-packed adventure where humor and high-stakes battles collide. As Ralph challenges everything he knows, he uncovers deeper secrets that could change the fate of all hybrids. Will he escape his prison, or will the system win once again?

In the age of digital romance, two young professionals navigate the complexities of modern love through the blue-and-white interface of WhatsApp. Sarah, a witty marketing executive, and Alex, a charming ad guy, meet for a business deal, and quickly move their conversation to WhatsApp.

Ethan Grayson has it all: a multi-billion-dollar company, a penthouse view, and a personality so charming it’s borderline unbearable. But after one too many dinner dates with women who talk more about his stock portfolio than their hobbies, Ethan decides he’s done with high society. His grand plan? Marry a “normal” woman who doesn’t care about his money. Simple, right? Enter Emily Carter, a bookshop employee who thinks a “luxury” is buying two cups of coffee in one day. She’s witty, stubborn, and entirely unimpressed when Ethan waltzes into her shop one afternoon, throwing around compliments like confetti. For Ethan, Emily is everything he’s looking for: genuine, grounded, and refreshingly immune to his usual charm. There’s just one tiny problem. Ethan’s arrogance is the size of his bank account, and Emily has no patience for egotistical billionaires—no matter how good their jawline is. As Ethan awkwardly tries to “woo” Emily in the most unromantic ways possible (think unsolicited business advice and overly generous tips), Emily starts to wonder if this handsome stranger might actually have a heart hidden under all that bravado. But when she discovers his real reason for pursuing her, all bets are off. Will Ethan learn to drop his ego long enough to win Emily’s trust? Or will Emily decide that some books are better left closed?

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Synopsis: He found himself in a war that he never was a part of, betrayed by the very ones he valued and trusted the most stabbed him in his back. . At least, dying and being betrayed, wasn't the end of of his tail. he was now reborn in. A new world, where he could finally use his calculative and witty nature to achieve greater things. "Well, where to began..." Malcolm mumbled to himself while he catches his large tail. " Maybe change the world all while sitting at home. Yes the story of Malcolm—Emperor of all serpents— the lone man who wanted all he could obtain, the man who changed the world. One of his most trusted friends told him one thing trust no one. and never let your guard down especially to those who get too involved in his day to day life.

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Seventeen-year-old Myraa Hana Lee is nothing special—or so she thinks. In Montreal, she’s the invisible girl who blends into the background like an old piece of wallpaper. No popularity, no drama, and no problem—because Myraa likes her quiet life just the way it is. But when her mom suddenly ships her off to Japan for a “vacation,” Myraa’s ordinary world is turned upside down. First, there’s the sprawling Reizei estate, which looks more like a movie set than a home. Then, there’s Camellia Academy, an elite school full of rich, glamorous students who are convinced Myraa is someone important. To her shock, they’re not entirely wrong—because Myraa isn’t just another student. She’s the heiress to one of Japan’s most powerful families. Now thrust into a world of luxury, intrigue, and over-the-top attention, Myraa has to navigate her new life as “everyone’s darling.” But surviving posh parties, dramatic classmates, and relentless rumors is no easy task—especially when the Reizei family is full of secrets. At her side is Kyra Shion Reizei, her cool, protective (and infuriatingly charming) cousin who insists on acting like her personal knight. Myraa’s clumsy chaos contrasts hilariously with Kyra’s effortless grace, but as the two grow closer, their bond deepens into something Myraa doesn’t quite understand. With scheming rivals, glitter-bomb disasters, and a mysterious past threatening to unravel her newfound world, Myraa must decide: Will she rise to the challenge of being a Reizei heiress? Or will her clumsiness take down the entire legacy? “Oops, I’m the Heiress?!” is a heartwarming and hilarious tale of self-discovery, found family, and a dash of unexpected romance. Perfect for fans of lighthearted drama, witty banter, and swoon-worthy knight-and-princess dynamics!

Lila Harper is an heiress with a plan: marry Ethan Grey, the perfectly polished billionaire, and save her family’s crumbling company. It’s not about love—it’s a strategic partnership, the kind of union her parents approve of and the tabloids eat up. But when Lila arrives at the courthouse for her low-key, no-frills wedding, fate has other plans. Enter Jackson Carter, a devilishly handsome troublemaker who’s in the wrong place at the wrong time—or maybe the right one, depending on who you ask. Thanks to a clerical mix-up and Jackson’s impulsive charm, Lila accidentally says “I do” to the wrong man. Now married to a stranger with a scandalous reputation, Lila finds her life spiraling into chaos. The tabloids are having a field day, her mother is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and her furious ex-almost-fiancé, Ethan, is determined to win her back—or ruin her new “husband.” But Jackson? He’s loving every second of it. With his wicked sense of humor and surprising loyalty, he’s the one person who refuses to let Lila’s perfect life stay perfectly boring. As sparks fly between Lila and Jackson, their fake marriage starts to feel a little too real. But when Ethan escalates his schemes to destroy Jackson, Lila must decide: does she stick to the safe, controlled life she’s always known—or take a risk on the wild card she never saw coming? “Oops... I Do!” is a fast-paced romantic comedy filled with witty banter, unexpected twists, and the kind of chemistry that can’t be planned—even when everything else is.

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