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The most mighty of the Known have used the others, and themselves, to create a final sanctuary against that which cannot be understood. The only working defense against the ever-changing is what it cannot be. Something static. The stability of existence. * * * Referred to by the Known as [All], and Firstborn of the [First Foul], Leon Oaken. "I have Integrated... but what is my Rank? My Skills? The [Status] doesn't even display my Stats..." The boy who was meant to command reality, was revoked of this right. Instead he was forced to wield the idea before existence. "What is [Null]?" =============================

In a world where every individual awakens their "System" at 18, people are categorized based on the purpose of their System—Warriors, Mages, Artisans, Healers, and other archetypes. However, the male protagonist receives the Archivist System, which is perceived as the weakest. At first glance, it offers only two features: 1. Scan: This ability allows them to analyze people, objects, and environments, extracting data into their "Archive." 2. Store: This feature enables them to store skills, spells, and even memories, though they cannot use them directly. Ridiculed as useless, the protagonist works quietly, building a vast repository of information. As they delve deeper into the Archive, he uncovers hidden functions that enable him to rewrite reality, recreate ancient powers, and even manipulate the System itself.

What kind of time travel is this? Not only am I poor and empty-handed, but I also have a useless sister. My wife even paid her way into the family? But, but she has already killed three men. What can relieve this worry? Only getting rich!!!

The Photon is a revolutionary device that can solidify light into almost any shape. Since it’s invention, it has advanced and eventually it was integrated with the human brain. A person with a Photon installed can form the light around them using just their thoughts. The solid light could be used in a variety of ways ranging from screens that can browse the web to weapons of war. Because of its versatility, the Photon is now installed in 80% of the population. Washi, a 20 year old college student with little ambition spends his time experimenting with his Photon. He enjoys finding new uses for it even if most of them are borderline useless. One day, Washi finds out that he is now broke and Begrudgingly, he decides to try and find a job. With minimal effort, he posts his resume online in hopes of receiving job offers. After a while he only receives one reply from a sketchy company with little information on it. He’s against going in for an interview, but with no other options Washi goes to the company. He wasn’t expecting much, but he never thought that his first job would be to “save the world”.

This book contains information about the anime (Shadow Borne: Legacy of the Twin Dragons). Through this book, I will discuss facts and random details related to the story. I will talk about the characters in the story, and I will also mention some things that I won’t include in the story, but I will briefly share them with you here. This book is all about information related to the story.

"One day, strange jellyfish-like creatures invaded the Earth, they called themselves 'Zirtues'. We retaliated but no matter how much we tried, we couldn't hurt them, not even a scratch. Most despaired at this and killed themselves, but we didn't give up. After numerous losses, we managed to capture one singular specimen, with that, we created super soilders that were able to kill those vile creatures. And from then on, we began our liberation." - Diary of Jean. ----------------------------------------------------------- Might rewrite some of the early chapters when it gets to chapter 50 or something. Okay, here's something about ResLiF(call him anything you want, he has so many faces, I can't count them all): He may, or may not be traumatised of carrots, especially the little ones. Do with this information as you will, don't think he'll react or anything but it's kinda funny. ◇ Story: ResLiF. ◆ Writing: ResLiF. ◇ Idea: ResLiF, LifeIsAScaMM. ◇ Cover: LifeIsAScaMM. ◇ Proofreader: B&W. ----------------------------------------------------------- Height of characters(Small spoilers): ◇ Anastasia: 3,54 meters (11'7,37") □ Anastasia's book: 0,89 meters ◇ Jean: 2,38 meters (9'9,7") □ Jean's book: 0,12 meters ◇ Erika: 1,92 meters (6'3,6") ◇ Tyche: 1,8 meters (5'10,9") ◇ Xander: 1,75 meters (5'8,9") ◇ Aceso: 1,69 meters (5'6,5") ◇ Iris: 1,55 meters (5'1") ◇ Andre: 1,54 meters (5'0,6") □ Andre's fish(length): 1,6 meters (5'3")

[WARNING]: [There could be horror, erotic details and information in this story, and probably a lot of swearing.]

“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she’s not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I’ll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she “offends” a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

Kai a low level hero who had spent his hero career thinking that his ability was useless finds out that he was due to a crisis watch his journey as a hero as he uncovers his past and reveals long lost secrets of the world

After dying as an orphan in a devastating world war, Keith finds himself unexpectedly transmigrated into his favorite novel, Fallen Mages. But instead of a fresh start, he’s thrown right into the chaos of the great war between the Mages and the Negators—a brutal conflict destined to end in humanity’s destruction. Armed with the grim knowledge of their impending doom, Keith braces for the worst. Except fate had other plans. Now living as Elon, the banished prince and forgotten son of the second queen of a struggling kingdom, Keith soon realizes that his presence has shifted the course of the story. And then, it happens— [This Extra has been chosen after a random selection...] [Congratulations, you have obtained the Weapon Summoning System.] "Weapon...? Summoning...? System...?" "You mean weapons like guns and grenades? Like the kind that goes BOOM?!" "HELL YEAH!" With this newfound power to summon modern weapons, Elon discovers that these arms are the only tools capable of striking fear into the Negators and giving his kingdom a fighting chance. From simple guns to devastating missiles, Elon’s arsenal grows stronger with each battle. Determined to rewrite the fate of this war-torn world, Elon sets out to transform his once-weak kingdom into an unstoppable force. Along the way, he questions everything: What’s wrong with conquering other lands if their rulers were never worthy in the first place? What’s wrong with using power to unite the broken? "An AK-47 can't kill the Third Order Commander? Fine...! Launch the Bazooka!" "The Great Archdemon of Death survived the grenades? Summon the Rocket Team and fire the missile!" "A Twelve-Winged Demonic Dragon shrugged off the RPG-7? Let's introduce it to a volley of Javelin Missiles!" Conquering the world won’t be easy, but with his system, unrelenting ambition, and growing army of allies, Elon is ready to take on every foe—and claim his destiny. Join Elon in his explosive journey as he builds the strongest, greatest, and most fearsome kingdom this world has ever seen.

In the previous life, a useless person; reborn, only by living to the end and witnessing the vicissitudes of life, can one be called an immortal true immortal.

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

Struggling with loss and despair, Sam stands on the edge, ready to end it all. But just as he steps forward, a strange message appears: [You are Awakened]. He gains a Rank F passive skill-but it seems completely useless. Now, with nothing but a worthless skill, Sam must find a way to survive in this apocalyptic new world, all while protecting his little sister.

Chi Chi transmigrated 10 whole years ago. It was sudden, but after ten years they settled into an average life in this magical world. Though when they body they are living in matures at age 25, their system unlocks. A system they didn't really want. Though, who isn't tempted by potential super powers. *** Authors Note: Hey guys. I'm started writing this as a joke. Though low and behold it was fun so now I'm taking it seriously.

The myriad realms have collapsed, merging back into one. Everyone is transported to the Primordial Continent, becoming lords fighting for survival. Upon arrival, each person is granted an initial territory to recruit units and strengthen their domain. “I’m doomed! I got a beast territory and can only recruit wolf pups!” “Same here, I got an undead territory with tiny skeletons as my starting units!” “They gave me a mechanical bird. How am I supposed to survive with that?” “Haha, you guys are lucky. I heard the plant-type territories got the worst deal... Someone ended up with saplings as their starting units, completely useless in combat!” As Alex read these messages flooding the chat, he glanced at his territory information: [Plant].....

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

Johan Anderson, a high school teenager in Japan, along with his classmates, is suddenly summoned to another world by an empire that needs a hero to win the war. Each student gets a job that determines their abilities, but Johan gets a job that seems strange and useless: 'Modern Soldier'.

an eighteen year old devil-like young man wants to live a life with superpowers and unlimited energy because if you don't have superpowers by the age of 18 you will be considered useless, so useless that if people s find the truth they will most likely go to court and tell the judges then the person that have been reported for will be sentenced to death with no food or water Kevin doesn't want to live a tragedy life so he accepted the offer that........... the devil gave him

Ethan Foster, a passionate high school teacher from a prestigious academic family, feels the pressure to live up to his family’s legacy. Despite his love for history and mythology, he often feels overshadowed by more successful relatives. After his grandfather’s death, Ethan returns to the family estate for the funeral. While exploring his grandfather’s study, he stumbles upon an old diary filled with notes about a mysterious book titled *The Rise of the Useless Illegitimate Son.* The book, which has no author or publisher, originally belonged to Ethan’s great-grandfather. Intrigued, Ethan begins reading and quickly becomes engrossed in the story. The book tells the story of Kaelan Winchester, the illegitimate son of a duke who is seen as useless but eventually becomes a hero by saving the world, though he tragically dies in the end. After he finishes the book, Ethan has an accident. He slips down the stairs, hits his head, and falls into a coma. As Ethan gets used to his new life, he sees that Kaelan's family really cares about Kaelan, even though he never knew it. In the original story, they die trying to protect him. Now, Ethan has to choose whether to stick to the original plot or find a way to save himself and everyone else. Determined to change their fate, he uses what he knows from the story to team up with humans and supernatural beings to stop a group of wizards who want to destroy the world. He also grows close to Rowan Everhart, the son of his older brother’s swordsmanship teacher, and they develop a strong romantic relationship. Will he be able to save himself, his family, and the world?

Mc got reincarnated without my permission but I got a 1000 traits exchange for that but the catch is it was randomly choosen. And all are useless

Lui Yang a history and literature professor at Proof University died due to a unexpected accident. When he opened his eyes again he found himself inhabiting the body of the Crown Prince of the Qin Dynasty, whose beauty was unmatched. However, that's all the Crown prince was. A pretty vase with no substance. His personality was so terrible and tyrannical, majority of the people had already lost their respect for him. If he was going to be a hot head and boisterous Prince, that was fine. But why be hot headed, boisterous, and a powerless Prince at the same time? Wasn't it about time he threw in the towel and gave it all up? Who here, didn't already know that he was just the Crown Prince in name only and that the real man in charge was no other but the Regent King, Qin Shi Huang. The King who was fully respected by his country unlike the useless Prince, was of course the better choice. But only Lui Yang knew just how terrible and cunning this Qin Shi Huang was. He even knew that the body he inhabited would soon die a dog's death by the very sword that belonged to the Regent King himself. So, to simply put Lui Yang's current situation was a disaster. And to make matters worse the relationship between the Crown Prince and the King was no ordinary royal relationship. It was... How dare he say, a bit scandalous. 12/30/23 ~ ??/??/??

On his way home Finn got a strange message, suddenly he finds himself in the body of a baby goblin in some weird world. Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/CKNJJdK484

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

On a school day like any other, a class full of students is transported into a deadly dungeon, the only piece of information they got was that they need to go deeper and that they are now testers for a system.

When Heaven and Hell's energies begin to deplete, they turn Earth into their backup plan—transforming it into a deadly game show divided into thousands of sectors, each managed by demons and angels. Humans are granted abilities and forced to participate in survival games, unknowingly serving as entertainment while their population is culled to make room for their supernatural overlords. Enter Jin Park, a broke college student whose "useless" power to see people's information (names, stats, and abilities) seems like a death sentence in this new world. But beneath his nervous quips and self-deprecating humor lies an undiscovered talent: he can copy others' abilities by meeting specific conditions and even merge them into unique combinations—though the results aren't always what he expects. As Jin stumbles through increasingly dangerous games, making unlikely allies and discovering the dark truth behind Heaven and Hell's grand scheme, he must decide: will he use his growing powers to simply survive, or will he fight to reclaim Earth from its divine and demonic puppet masters?

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-