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A romantic story stuck between revenge and love. King Aldric marrying forcefully with Prince Seraphina and she hates him because he marry her without her willing.

Stariana discovers that she is half fairy, and not just any half fairy, a princess. But nobody's life is perfect, darkness and evil soon rises, her beloved brother is snatched away, and her kingdom nearly destroyed. Could Stariana face the darkness and bring the light?

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

What would you risk to transform your ordinary life into an extraordinary one? Rayan Kelvin is stuck in the monotony of corporate drudgery, working endless hours for a paycheck that doesn’t feed his soul. Fired from his job and abandoned by the love of his life, he faces a breaking point. Instead of giving in, Rayan takes a leap of faith, driven by ambition and an audacious dream to reshape his destiny. From a small apartment to the helm of Neural Nexus, a groundbreaking AI company, Rayan battles betrayal, sabotage, and fierce competition. Along the way, he navigates tense partnerships, global expansion, and the complexities of success—all while seeking to prove to himself and the world that greatness lies in resilience and innovation. "From Office to Riches" is a gripping novel of ambition, betrayal, and redemption. It’s a story about chasing dreams, making sacrifices, and discovering what truly matters when the allure of success begins to overshadow everything else. Perfect for readers who love stories of triumph and turmoil in the corporate world, "From Office to Riches" will leave you questioning: How far would you go to turn your dreams into reality?

Love is inherently a complex emotion, so much so that even the gods grow weary of its endless cycle. To put an end to this chaos, Cupid decided to create a solution: connecting lovers with a red thread of fate. Those bound by this thread would clearly see the connection between them, as a confirmation that they were meant to be together. Every trait, personality, and destiny would align perfectly, as if the universe had already planned it. However, in a strange twist, the thread decided to bind Cassius to his cold and powerful mother, a duchess renowned for her icy heart. This connection not only confused Cassius but also placed him in a dilemma, forcing him to face complex emotions and family secrets he had never suspected. Then, on a fateful day, Cassius saw the red thread appear once again. This time, it did not connect him to his mother but to a girl that he’d never met. Why had the thread appeared between them? And could this connection be a test of fate, or merely a cruel joke by the gods? ------- [No NTR][No Yuri]

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When the creatures advanced, the world was doomed to oblivion. Only ruins of cities and lost souls remained, struggling to survive the inevitable. However, Cosmic Energy brought with it a gift as enigmatic as it was dangerous: a power capable of saving the last survivors or condemning them for good. Dante never wanted to be a hero. Trained by his parents to face a future that crumbled before it arrived, he learned that survival requires more than courage – it demands sacrifice. Now, thrust into the Capital with the enigmatic warning: don’t be the protagonist. He finds himself at the center of a conflict larger than he ever imagined, where ancient secrets and relentless enemies test his every step. Amid improbable alliances and desperate battles, Dante will need to uncover the true cost of survival. And as he explores the limits of a world he no longer recognizes, he will learn that the greatest challenge isn’t fighting the creatures that devastated Earth. In a game where salvation and destruction are just a step apart, Dante will have to decide not only how to fight – but what to fight for. Follow the story of one who had never tasted victory before.

{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death} 'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read. That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into. The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow... As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death. It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation. — In this post-apocalyptic world, monsters fought humans and cyborgs in a battle for survival on a scale greater than ever before. A world where innocence and death were a luxury, where the line between heroes and villains was razor-thin. Within its expanse, 'Ancient Clans,' 'Galactic Federations,' 'Factions', and 'Corporations' presided over colossal 'Ruins' that dwarfed the concept of life itself. Survivors of the 'Third World War' continuously dove into the 'Old World,' 'Hunting' for 'Relics' in any ruin that they could find on Earth, desperate to reclaim 'Lost' technology, to stand a fighting chance against the inevitable. But it appeared that 'Earthkind' had met their match. …However, Emir would never allow that fate to take its course. — Emir unraveled layers of the tale and realized the truth of the world. He acquainted himself with the rules of this game before it fully consumed him. And now... no longer content with mere survival, he sought to dominate over the very fabric of this unforgiving universe. Emir shall rise from the pawn he once was, seeking to unravel the mysteries that hounded him. The boundaries of 'Aether,' his father’s disappearance, the noose hanging above his family’s head, and of course… his starless destiny, a fate he longed to control. This pursuit would earn him the epithet: "Prince Of The Fallen." ---------------------------------------------- *Tags: Reincarnation ;), Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Magical Realism, Academy (Volume 3), Romance, Apocalypse, {Anti-Hero. Villain.} *Expect this novel to start slowly; it begins ramping up at the halfway point of volume 1. *The Magic System is introduced at the end of volume 1, read my review and Auxiliary chapter for more on that. *Warning: The main characters have emotions like proper humans. So don't expect your usual emo kid as the MC and come complaining later.

Lean, a brilliant software engineer, navigates the intricate world of code and camaraderie. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers that her housemate, Debra, harbors a secret crush on her. As they both work at the same tech company after an unexpected conflict happened,their intertwined lives lead to a rollercoaster of emotions, challenges, and unforeseen consequences.and their undying love for each other.

Stranded. Adrift, in this godforsaken land—where the sky stretches too wide, the earth feels too foreign, and the moon above is a quiet witness to your solitude. Vast emerald forests stretch beyond the horizon, endless oceans whisper secrets to the wind, and mighty empires rise and fall in splendor, power, and ruin. Even magic—fleeting, elusive, a mere glimmer in the dark—still lingers. Just enough to tempt the desperate and the dreamers alike. This world calls to you, sings sweet promises, lures you in—until you’re ensnared, bound, lost to it forever. It is beautiful. Breathtaking. And yet, it grinds you down. Bit by bit, like the tide wears away stone. For in this world, no matter how far you run, no matter how far you wander—the road ahead is always paved with violence. There is no mercy. No escape. Only the slow, inevitable descent.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

Tony, a college sophomore struggling with academics and loneliness, returns home for Thanksgiving. Since his father’s passing, home has felt emptier than ever, and the holiday is no exception—it’s just him and his mother, Natasha. What starts as a simple family dinner soon turns into a night of unexpected tension when Tony begins to notice things about his mother he never did before. The quiet house, the subtle glances, and the strange dreams that follow begin to stir something deep inside him—something forbidden, something he shouldn't feel. As the boundaries of his emotions blur, Tony is forced to question his own desires and confront the unspoken secrets between him and Natasha. Will he suppress his thoughts and move on, or will this Thanksgiving become the turning point of a relationship that was never meant to change?

In this dark revenge thriller, 19‐year-old Hallelujah Hamilton appears as a naive, beautiful high school senior but hides a dangerous, manipulative nature. Traumatized by witnessing her real parents’ murder at a young age by a trusted family friend, she faked memory loss and assumed a new identity, biding her time to exact revenge on her parents’ killer’s son. Milo Cooper, a 27‐year-old disciplined soldier towering at 6’6”, returns after nine years to marry the girl his late father had betrothed to him. Unbeknownst to most, Milo is aware of Hallelujah’s vengeful plans yet pretends ignorance because of his genuine, growing love for her. Their union becomes the stage for a perilous power struggle as Hallelujah carefully balances her secret agenda with the need to win Milo’s trust. Complicating matters further is Chloe Morgan, a 25‐year-old striking military partner to Milo. Infatuated with him and determined to have him for herself, Chloe becomes increasingly jealous of Hallelujah. In a bid to sabotage Hallelujah’s plans, Chloe spikes her drink. However, Hallelujah turns the tables, causing Chloe to unwittingly ingest the spiked beverage and engage in a scandalous encounter with Rhett Salvatore—a classmate who, after a reckless night with Chloe, becomes dangerously obsessed with her and is manipulated into performing harmful acts. As the tension escalates, Chloe’s jealousy drives her to plot more sinister schemes, including kidnapping and framing Hallelujah for stealing exam papers. In one dramatic turn, after being tied up and thrown into the water by her kidnappers, Hallelujah is rescued by an old man. Seizing the opportunity, she pretends to have lost her memory once more, masking her true identity while Chloe’s plots continue to unravel. The climax erupts in a bloody confrontation between Hallelujah and Chloe. During the fight, Hallelujah is shot, and when Milo arrives, he mistakenly believes her to be dead. Overcome with rage, he shoots Chloe. In a shocking reversal, as Milo rushes to her side, Hallelujah reveals her lethal resolve by shooting him. Rushed to the hospital, Milo survives long enough to confess his love for her, a revelation that forces Hallelujah to confront the tragic truth: her long-held vendetta was built on a lie. Her real father was, in fact, a criminal psychopath whom Milo’s father had killed to protect his family—a truth that shatters everything she believed. In the aftermath, Milo is sent abroad for further treatment while Hallelujah is committed to rehabilitation, grappling with overwhelming guilt and remorse for having killed a man who loved her. Years later, at her best friend’s wedding, Milo reappears and asks her to be his wife once again, hinting at a possible redemption and a second chance at love despite the irreversible tragedies of their past.

*old monster* offers a gripping journey into the heart of Chinese Xianxia (immortal hero) fantasy. This tale masterfully weaves vengeance, Daoist philosophy, and supernatural intrigue into a world where cultivation realms determine power—and survival.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Under the soft glow of dawn, the sea breeze gently swept across Azure Veil Isle. Young Phaethon stood gazing at the distant horizon, but inside, he was filled with confusion and unease. The people on the island had begun to question his identity: “You’re not the son of the Sun God! You don’t even have the golden eyes—how could you be a child of the gods?” Determined to prove his divine lineage, Phaethon set out on a journey to find his father, Helios. He crossed oceans and scaled mountains, and finally, he arrived at the magnificent, golden Sun Temple. Standing before his father, he pleaded, “Father, please believe me. I will become a son you can be proud of.” He asked to drive the Sun Chariot, hoping to prove his identity once and for all. Despite Helios’s repeated warnings about the dangers of controlling the Sun Chariot, Phaethon insisted on going through with it. But driving the chariot was far harder than he had imagined. The fiery steeds sensed his inexperience, and the chariot spiraled out of control, wreaking havoc across the sky, bringing both freezing cold and scorching flames to the earth below. What Phaethon didn’t know was that all of this was part of Zeus’s scheme. Zeus had long been undermining the Sun God’s family, plotting to have his own son, Apollo, replace Helios as the god of light. It was Zeus who had spread the rumors about Phaethon’s lineage, stirring up his impulsiveness and pushing him to make a fatal mistake. To "save" the world, Zeus, pretending to be the hero, unleashed a thunderbolt, striking Phaethon down from the sky. Phaethon fell into the River Eridanus, and his life came to an end. But the story didn’t end there. As his soul drifted in the darkness, a mysterious voice called out to him: “Young soul, are you willing to take on a new mission?” Upon learning the truth, Phaethon didn’t hesitate: “I am!” Reborn with new memories and powers, he returned to Rhodes. This time, he was no longer the boy everyone mocked. His silver eyes, like deep abysses, held an unfathomable power and determination. Facing the sky, he declared with unwavering resolve: “This time, Zeus, You're Doomed!” This was now a battle of divine power. But who was the mysterious figure that brought Phaethon back to life? Were they using him to challenge Zeus, or did they have their own hidden agenda?

Thirty years ago, a great battle shook the borders of the Yangtze River Coast. Two ancient powers, the Dragon Clan and the Tiger Clan, fought until blood flowed down the coast. That battle ended the life of the Dragon Clan's Ancestor, marking an absolute victory for the Tiger Clan, but leaving behind an undying grudge. Twenty-seven years passed, and the Dragon Clan's revenge burned again. In the shadow of their fallen ancestors, they return, bearing the embers of war to avenge lost honor. Lei Bai and Lei Yu, are two brothers who know nothing about the bloody grudge passed down by their parents' Clan. However, a cruel fate binds them in an unavoidable battle—to kill for the Clan or protect for the sake of the same blood.

Why so obsessed? A world where beauty equates to strengths. As ugliness equates to feebleness. A dying world filled with depravity. Where its counterparts? Follow the story of a couple dancing in the Requiem of Madness. ------------------ No harem No NTR Couple battle-orientation

Regardless of Distance, humanity always finds a way to be at odds with other humans. The Auto-Plutocracy of Terra-Primary, (Earth), and the Fraction Coalition are separated by an entire universe. Even if they could find common ground, Prescott J Philip, Starship Captain & Coalition Military Strategist knows the planet he once called "home", no longer fits that description. However, despite their distance and differences, things start heating up of the discovery of binary transmission that begins unraveling the fabrics of both the Primark's and Prescott's definitions of home. As "hearts of steel" and "boots of iron" lay waste to whole planets, it becomes clear things have to change, or extinction is the only path they'll have left.

After spending too much time in front of the tv. I realized that my life was a joke. I ruined my apartment. Messed up and in tears. The TV flickered on with a bizarre message... "You've been selected for the Intergalactic Game Show!" Before I could realize what it meant, I was slammed through 3 floors of my apartment building, and taken into space. Abducted, and forced into sick games. If only I knew what would happen sooner...

In a world of unknown horrors and nightmares, one man walks through it all without purpose, uncovering the various mysteries and unsettling truths hidden from the view of the masses.

what do you think would happen when 2 teens from different worldly views fall inlove

Xia Yi finds herself trapped in a world she once disapproved of, where deceit and treachery rule the day. She was once a strong future figure, but now she is a disgraced heiress who is compelled to enter into a contract marriage with the mysterious and frigid He Shihan, whose intentions are as opaque as his eyes. Enemies abound as Xia Yi fights to recover what was taken from her: a rival who feeds on lies, an ex-fiance with sinister secrets, and a group of power-hungry players who would use anyone or anything to further their agenda. Xia Yi must choose between being a pawn in someone else's game and rewriting it in a world where emotion and power are intertwined.

Di kisahkan, seorang gadis cantik bernama Helena. Dia mengalami kebutaan sejak lulus SMA, karena kecelakaan yang menimpa dirinya dan juga keluarganya. Ayah, Ibu, dan Kakak perempuannya yaitu Henna hanya mengalami cedera kecil. Tetapi, takdir sangat kejam kepada si bungsu keluarga itu, dia mengalami benturan yang sangat keras di kepalanya sampai akhirnya menyebabkan kebutaan. Setelah kejadian itu Helana harus hidup di dalam kegelapan untuk selamanya. Helena, dia berusaha untuk menerima takdirnya menjadi gadis buta. Selama dua tahun dia berusaha keras untuk membiasakan diri dan tidak bergantung terus kepada orang lain. Sampai akhirnya dia berhasil membiasakan diri dan beradaptasi dengan keadaannya. Dia mampu pergi kemanapun sendirian karena sudah tahu arah. Setelah matanya tidak berfungsi dia berusaha hidup melalui pendengarannya dan juga perasaannya. Dan... Siapa sangka, Helena si gadis buta itu di pertemukan dengan seorang laki laki yang sangat tampan yang bernama Kevin. Mereka bertemu di sebuah Taman yang sering Helena datangi. Seiring berjalannya waktu, karena mereka hampir bertemu setiap hari, akhirnya mereka menjadi saling kenal satu sama lain. Tetapi sayangnya, Kevin memiliki riwayat penyakit yang mematikan, yaitu penyakit leukemia. Setiap Minggu, dia harus cuci darah dan penyakitnya selalu saja kambuh hampir setiap hari. Kisah cinta mereka pun di mulai, kisah cinta seorang gadis buta dan laki laki penderita leukemia:) Apakah kisah cinta mereka akan berakhir bahagia? Jangan lupa ikuti terus ceritaku yaaaaa:)

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World domination is easy peasy lemon squeezy. Put on your pants, it's so breezy. Pie the pumpkin, make it cheesy. Cakewalk, Fakewalk, very sleazy. Swords? Meh. Bombs? Eh. Nukes? Too basic. My only weapons are my fingernails. I am that op.