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THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Introdução 1: Os moradores, ao mencionarem Zhuang Qingning que não tinha pais, adoeceu e escolheu viver sozinha em vez de ser adotada pela família de seu tio, suspiravam e balançavam a cabeça, achando que ela estava pavimentando seu próprio caminho para a morte. Mas quem diria que ela começou uma oficina, comprou uma loja, construiu uma casa, viveu confortavelmente criando cachorros e gatos, e todos que se aproximavam dela prosperavam financeiramente? Os moradores: Será que é tarde demais para se dar bem com o Deus da Riqueza agora? Aguardando sua resposta, é bastante urgente... ---- Introdução 2: Todos na cidade capital suspiravam pela boa sorte do Príncipe Qi, que era incomparável em sua beleza, pois seguiu os desejos da falecida rainha e casou-se com uma garota rural comum, abrindo mão assim de um casamento ideal. Mas quem diria, o príncipe era tão atencioso com sua esposa, gastou fortunas para fazê-la sorrir, desafiou ordens apenas para protegê-la, comportando-se totalmente como um homem profundamente apaixonado... Todas as pessoas: Com licença, é tarde demais para começar a torcer por esse casal agora? ---- Esta história é sobre uma mulher rural crescendo passo a passo, exalando calor, leveza, encontrando caminhos espinhosos e conquistas alegres da mesma forma, onde os amantes eventualmente se casam, e há retribuição para o bem e o mal.

``` De repente se torna um chefe da máfia em um mundo de superpoderes e você tem apenas 3 anos?! Ainsley Sloan, uma jovem de 20 anos apaixonada por anime, transmigrou de repente para o corpo de uma criança pequena. O pai fugiu com uma mulher, e a mãe era apenas uma barriga de aluguel. Os dois deixaram para trás sua filha bebê de 3 anos para comandar uma família mafiosa de médio porte! Não, isso não pode ser! Ainsley foi forçada a abraçar a abandonada Família Sloan e levar sua família ao topo do perigoso mundo da máfia – caso contrário, ela morreria. Mas, sem preocupações! Com o poder da sorte suprema, a ajuda de seus subordinados leais e a proteção de seus gatos que viraram humanos, Ainsley vai derrubar qualquer inimigo que aparecer em seu caminho! Um encontro tardio com um certo sistema até pavimentou um caminho florido para ela. Com sua ajuda, Ainsley será a melhor chefe da máfia e uma fora do comum! Quando outros chefes da máfia fumam cigarros, Ain tem um Pocky de chocolate preso na boca. Quando outros chefes giram sua taça de vinho tinto, Ain assopra sua xícara de leite quente! Quando outros chefes sopram suas armas após uma luta... Ain troca sua fralda. Assista a bebê assumir o mundo da máfia com seu charme único de bebê! 7 anos depois. Um certo mini chefe astuto: "Ain, que tal se tornar minha noiva?" O garoto cinco anos mais velho que a criança acenou com uma capa de almofada BL de edição limitada como suborno. Um certo sistema: criança, aceite a proposta dele! Sugue o dinheiro dele! Que merda vocês dois. Noiva o caramba!! Eu só tenho 10 anos! PS: Se você espera uma FL (Female Lead) imponente e rápida, tapas na cara e atos heróicos nos primeiros 100 capítulos, este livro pode não ser do seu gosto _____ Livros de ambientação antiga/moderna: 1. A Esposa do Príncipe Dragão é uma Tradutora (completo) 2. O Office Boy da CEO é uma Garota (completo) Série de protagonista bebê: 1. Eu Viro Chefe da Máfia Bebê (em andamento) 2. Eu Sempre Viro um Bebê! (transmigração rápida, em andamento) Livro de jogo de simulação de namoro: 1. Sr. CEO, Siga em Frente! (Abandonado por problemas de sistema que não permitem atualizar mais capítulos após mudar acidentalmente o status do livro para completo) Siga meu Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Servidor no Discord: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv ```

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

En un mundo donde un heroe se encuentra peleando contra un enemigo formidable, la pelea es interrumpida al ser transportado hacia otro mundo alternativo gracias a una magia de invocacion proveniente del escuadron de otro mundo. La llegada de este sujeto sale inesperadamente mal y arrasa con todo en vez de brindarles ayuda como objetivo principal, su ayuda para ganar la guerra contra el resto de reinos. Este sujeto arrasa con todo menos con la comandante un joven muchacho, los cuales tendran que ayudarse mutuamente para restablecer el ordel en el mundo, ya que la llegada de este ser, ha causado grandes cambiamos en todo el mundo y ha despertado inimaginables bestias. Intentando derrotar a este ser y restablecer el mundo como era, descubriran los grandes secretos que los reinos escondian y como se formo todo.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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En un rincón del mundo donde la lógica ha decidido tomarse unas vacaciones permanentes, se encuentra "Ayuda Mundiales", un centro de asistencia que se ha convertido en el epicentro de las catástrofes más absurdas y disparatadas. Allí, un grupo de lunáticos, cada uno más excéntrico que el anterior, recibe llamadas de todo el planeta pidiendo ayuda para situaciones que van desde lo cómico hasta lo surrealista. Nuestro protagonista, un optimista incorregible que también es considerado un lunático por su inusual forma de ver la vida, se une a Estella, una ingeniosa y sarcástica operadora que ha aprendido a navegar entre la locura del lugar. Juntos, deberán enfrentarse a clientes que les piden resolver problemas como un volcán que escupe helados, una plaga de gatos que han decidido hacerse con el control de una ciudad o un grupo de extraterrestres que solo quieren aprender a bailar salsa. Mientras intentan salvar el día, el dúo se verá envuelto en enredos cómicos, malentendidos hilarantes y situaciones absurdas que pondrán a prueba su ingenio y amistad. En un mundo donde la locura es la norma, ¿podrán Estella y nuestro protagonista encontrar la manera de sobrevivir y, tal vez, incluso salvar a los locos que los rodean? Con un humor desbordante y una crítica a las absurdidades de la vida moderna, "Ayuda Mundiales" te llevará a un viaje donde la única regla es que no hay reglas, y la risa es la mejor medicina. ¡Prepárate para una aventura donde la locura es solo el comienzo!

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Belinda sempre sonhou em brilhar nos palcos de Los Angeles, mas, após se formar em artes cênicas, descobre que uma cidade das estrelas pode ser implacável. Entre auditorias fracassadas e empregos temporários, ela começa a questionar se tem o que é preciso para alca Em meio a um dia especialmente sombrio, um encontro inesperado muda tudo: ao ver uma jovem em perigo, Belinda não hesita em agir, lançando-se em uma situação que colocará não apenas sua coragem à prova, mas também a fluxo a um universo que ela nunca imaginou Enquanto tenta os desafios de sua carreira com as consequências de seu ato heróico, Belinda descobrirá que, o maior papel de sua vida ainda está por vir, mas não da maneira que ela imaginara. Após salvar a garota, Belinda descobre que a jovem, carrega segredos perigosos. Fugindo de um passado obscuro, e que ela precisa de proteção, e Belinda, sem saber exatamente o que está enfrentando, sente que deve continuar ajudando-a. Enquanto sua vida vira de cabeça para baixo, Belinda é arrastada para um mundo de intrigas, perseguições e conexões inesperadas . No processo, ela encontrará aliados improváveis, e enigmáticos. Em meio aos perigos crescentes, Belinda começa a enxergar paralelos entre os papéis que interpretou no teatro e os desafios reais que agora enfrenta. A linha entre atuar e ser autêntica nunca foi tão tênue, e cada escolha pode redefinir não só o seu destino mas de muitas pessoas. No coração dessa jornada, Belinda aprenderá que heroínas não surgem apenas nos roteiros e que, às vezes, os holofotes mais iluminam nossos roteiros.

[Mana Blade] sheesh Finally Dead 'So many Portals are opening and going through breakout. It's the 3rd one. I was just going to the restaurant for a team Party and take the day off' 'No use complaining ,Should have taken the Hover Taxi. what is going on though, this is abnormal ,A portal at least stay stabilize for 10 days but all 3 of them just opened and got into Breakout' Crimson light reflected from the wall ,just as I was going to look to trace it from where it was coming A sudden surge of mana engulfed around my body. The sheer density of it was enough to stun a average Hunters. Damn a Crimson Portal . Never thought I gonna use this skill here but even I cannot Solo these Monsters. If the previous encounter with Breakout was any clue. Oh Well [TELEPORT] [You have Been Teleported to your Last marked Location] [Skill 'TELEPORT' Is on Cool Down For 1 Week] 'I need to call Association to Let them know ' As I opened my Halographic panel to Call the Association , | ABNORMAL PORTAL ACTIVITY | Clicking on the Headline ,the Halogram extended showing the NEWS . Large Amount of Portal Breakout is Happening around the world , "Any Citizen who are in the of the Portal Area are requested to Please go to the Nearest Safety Hall" ,A middle age women said. _____________________________________________________________ | VOLUME : 4 END | AN: I AM THANKFUL TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THIS NOVEL. THE NEXT VOLUME WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 2023. « VOLUME 5: CATASTROPHE" » THANK YOU _____________________________________________________________ Sempei: I wonder how many percentage of population will he kill in the next volume. LOL Asura: Reading all of his previous Novel I can say maye half of the population atleast. I mean any Volume which he named as CATASTROPHE has atleast 50 % kills. Dao Cultivator: Dude you are underestimated him too much ,many of his works has 80% to 93% kills. Asura: True ,But i think it would be less this Time. since population of this NOVEL has in million. Sempai: It was in 800 million or more. Dao Cultivatior: RIP Asura: RIP Sempei: RIP Gato: RIP DIO:. RIP ... ... ... Reader: RIP _________________________________________________________________ Typing RIP to continue the legacy while wondering why are they even talking about though I get where they are coming from . This author does like to massacre the population in the middle of the story. | The Tale of the Hunters | This Novel revolves around the different Main Characters ir better said Protagonist . It is sometimes

Nao, sin recuerdos de su persona, se estrella literalmente en un nuevo mundo totalmente diferente del que proviene. Para su buena suerte no está totalmente indefenso ya que tiene un sistema de juego que le da un gran potencial y lo respalda para sobrevivir en este mundo lleno de monstruos con el poder de los elementos, razas peleando entre sí, reliquias capases de cambiar todo y personas con el potencial de destruí montañas y países. Su misión es volverse fuerte para salir de allí y encontrar respuestas a todas sus preguntas. Todo sin dejar de lado el intentar sanar este mundo.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

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Yuki é um jovem tranquilo e perspicaz, com uma paixão por gatos. Em certo dia em uma biblioteca, seu destino si cruza com o de uma jovem de exuberantes cabelos vermelhos. Esse encontro inesperado desperta nele sentimentos profundos pela moça. No entanto, Yuki está prestes a descobrir que a partir desse momento sua vida jamais será a mesma.

El mundo necesitaba un héroe, pero el destino tuvo un cambio de planes. diferentes métodos, pero ¿tendrán el mismo resultado? un psicópata reencarnado en una novela de fantasía como el hijo de un noble. muchos han tenido estas mismas oportunidades para al final terminar con resultados patéticos. muchos dicen poder hacer TODO para ganar al final, pero realmente no son conscientes de lo que realmente implica el TODO. esta historia trata de un bastardo loco que busca salvar el mundo por aburrimiento o tal vez ¿haya otra razón? (ADVERTENCIA: el protagonista realmente no es malo, pero al tener un trastorno psicópata su moral es realmente ambigua, podría matar a un niño inocente sin remordimiento, pero luego no podría dañar a un gato porque su cara le resulta graciosa, ese tipo de discrepancias visibles en un psicópata es lo busco retratar. al ser psicópata no es que sea incapaz de sentir emociones solo que no es empático con otras personas que no sean el mismo, pero eso no le impide sentir cosas por otras personas solo que no sabe expresar bien las emociones que siente. es ese tipo de cosas en las que busco profundizar)