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“Master, Xingchen Zi said his master refined a treasure—a huge boat that flies in Heaven—and only his master knows how to do it. Is that true?” “It's true.” Cao Zhen glanced at the super-large flying peak beneath his feet and nodded. “Master, have you heard? The Jiao dragon on Azure Dragon Peak seems to have the potential to become a Golden Dragon!” "Just scoop up an Azure Dragon from our family's Fengshui pond and play with it. Don't interrupt me while I'm cooking." “Master, I've heard that...” “No matter what you've heard, go to my room and look around, everything... ah, wait a moment, let your senior sister come out first.”

I has lots of descriptive sex, descriptive gore and violence, and lots of swearing and rude humor.

[Strong Female Lead + Secret Identities + Revenge + Elements of Fantasy] [Family Pampering + Illogical] At the age of eighteen, Lin Wu found out she was not the real daughter of the Lin Family and was thrown out of the house. Lin Family: You're talentless and incompetent, with poor conduct and learning, not at all comparable to Qianqian! Lin Wu left at once and soon met her biological family. Contrary to the Lin Family's portrayal of them as destitute and desolate, the reality was starkly different— The supposed backwater was actually a prestigious and wealthy enclave! A normal family turned out to be the nation's wealthiest! Her mother was a renowned and authoritative professor! Even her brothers and sisters were prodigies in their respective fields! Seeing the unbranded, slender Lin Wu, they showed faces full of pity: Wuwu, you’ve suffered, from now on, all of this territory is yours! Lin Wu casually earned a few billion, wiped out a team of mercenaries with her bare hands, completed an experiment at an international research institute, and incidentally saved someone, after which she politely thanked them. Her family watched as her secret identities had yet to be fully revealed: !!! And the handsome man she had saved earlier blocked her path, raised an eyebrow, and chuckled: Such a great favor should be repaid with your hand in marriage. The multitude of subordinates following behind all covered their faces: Boss, where's your dignity?!

Alex is a cancer patient who dies very young. At the moment of his death, Lust is betrayed by the other deadly sins and is forced to give out a system to a mortal. He blessed Alex with the system and Alex wakes up in a world filled with unnaturally beautiful people, except they’re not people, they’re elves! And he is the finest elf of all! He quickly goes ahead to sleep with as many beautiful elven women as he can. But too soon, he is introduced into a war that has been brewing for a while when an extremist group of elves decided they want him to be one of them. Follow this story to see how he fights the extremist group named Eclipse and to find out if he manages to win

David crossed over to a new planet after getting killed on his previous one. This new planet is dangerous and filled with supernatural creatures like monsters and demons. Without enough power to protect yourself, you could get killed at any time. Unfortunately, David only has average talent and struggles to progress on this new planet. After 3 years of trying to become more powerful, he is eventually expelled from his warrior school due to his average talent. Faced with this situation, David doesn't know what to do. He is unsure if he will be able to survive on this planet or protect his family. For 3 years, he has not received any kind of help or advantage that would make his life easier. Ultimately, David almost loses hope and accepts his fate as an average person. However, just when he has given up, he suddenly receives a cheat or "Golden finger" that gives him the chance to become as powerful as the other geniuses on the planet. Will he get the chance to become powerful? On this new planet, he can be killed at any time by supernatural creatures. To learn more about David's journey, continue reading. -------------------------------------------------- ------------------- Hey guys, English is not my first language. I hope you all enjoy this and if you have any suggestions, please comment. -------------------------------------------------------- [https://discord.gg/C5kUjxVwMC] My discord link. Join guys and if you have any suggestions, tell me.] You can also support me in PayPal - https://www.paypal.me/SmallOtaku ____________________________ # 50 Power stone = 1 extra chapter # 100 Power stone = 2 extra chapter

All changes started when Tao Ruan received a message. From then on, Tao Ruan would be dragged into a dream with real experience every night, and be manipulated by various fancy tricks: physiology lessons in the classroom… In front of the French window…simulating pregnancy belly play…. At first, Tao Ruan thought that Gu Zhizhou, the senior whom she had a crush on, would definitely not be a pervert who harassed and played with her. Until she was played badly in her dream, all kinds of evidence in reality gradually surfaced.

The jeers followed her like a persistent shadow. "Murderer!" the crowd screamed, their faces contorted in a grotesque parody of the adoration she once commanded. Just months ago, they had screamed her name, their voices a deafening roar as she shimmied across the stage, a beacon of light and pop perfection. Now, their cheers had morphed into venomous hisses, their eyes burning with a hatred that chilled her to the bone. Noelle clutched her lawyer's arm, his face a mask of grim determination. The cameras flashed, capturing her every move, every tremor of fear. The headlines screamed: "Pop Princess Plummets: Noelle Accused of Murder." The irony wasn't lost on her. Her life, once a carefully constructed fairytale of fame and fortune, had become a grotesque tragedy. The trial was a circus. The whispers, the sneers, the relentless scrutiny – it was a constant assault on her senses. Her once loyal fans, the ones who'd plastered her face on their bedroom walls, now reveled in her downfall. They devoured every salacious detail, every whispered accusation, every tear she dared to shed. The verdict was a foregone conclusion. Guilty. Noelle watched the judge pronounce the sentence, her mind a whirlwind of disbelief and despair. Death by lethal injection. ‘At least they did not give me the electric chair’ she thought to herself in a poor attempt at humor. * Months later, a solitary figure knelt at her grave, the wind whipping at his hair. Rain lashed down, mirroring the tears that streamed down his face. "I'm sorry, Areum," he sobbed, his voice hoarse with grief. "I'm so sorry I was too late." He clutched a single, wilted rose, its petals stained crimson, a poignant reminder of the life that had been brutally extinguished. * Noelle is a bright star who has the world at her feet, she feels no guilt about being the other woman coming between a husband and his wife. After all, Evan had been in love with her since they were teenagers. The only reason he married Ma-Ri was because his family demanded it, if he had a choice he would surely have picked her… When she gets wrongfully accused of murdering Ma-Ri, she loses everything and is sentenced to death, everyone including Evan turn against her and she is left to die a miserable death. She is reborn and this time she faces the humiliation of being the woman who is being cheated on. She is determined to end the cycle and not let the future she had seen come to pass, she decides to step out of the picture and focus on her career. In doing so, everything changes, Evan clings to her and refuses to let her go, a mysterious stranger who has been studying her also steps in and decides to fight for a chance to be with her.

Over ten millennia ago, humanity faced annihilation when the heavens and the earth united against a common foe. Awakeners, blessed with extraordinary abilities, stood shoulder to shoulder with gods and angels to battle the unthinkable—outer beings that threatened to consume existence itself. Through sacrifice and heroism, they forged the Veil, a fragile barrier that holds back the horrors beyond. Now, in a world ravaged by endless gates and spatial cracks, humanity clings to survival. Guilds and factions rise, awakening powers emerge, and the echoes of the ancient war reverberate in whispers of forgotten truths. But the Veil is weakening, and buried secrets threaten to surface. As chaos looms, a shadow from the past stirs—a power that defies comprehension, neither ally nor enemy, yet inexorably tied to the fate of the world. What truly lies beyond the Veil? And can humanity withstand the weight of the mysteries it has long sought to forget?

In a world on the brink of destruction, Arion, a manaless human, is given a second chance to alter the course of history. Sent back in time, he must prevent the calamity that led to humanity's downfall. As he navigates the complexities of time travel, Arion will uncover hidden secrets behind his identity and confront formidable challenges that will test his resolve. Will he rise to the pinnacle of power and rewrite the fate of his world?

In a world obsessed with Hunter rankings, Park Min-Ho is a complete zero, renowned for his uselessness and cowardice. "His threat level is lower than a teddy bear's..." his guildmates mock. But deep within the dungeons, he is the Hate King, a boss whose power grows with each insult received. "The more they hate me, the stronger I become!" he gloats. Park Min-Ho is a master of absurdity, hypocritically pretending to be weak. But what will happen when his System, a sardonic entity that seems to despise him, goes out of control?

What would you do if you could copy abilities during an apocalypse? Of course, you can only copy women's abilities by having sex with them and absorbing their coitus essence! Jake Mystro, a determined and strong-willed teenager without an ability, was frowned upon and disdained for being powerless, as his body even rejected artificial abilities. Yet, that didn't bother Jake or make him sad, rather, he supported himself with the help of beast gears to avoid being bullied. However, on a particular day, Jake got tricked into awakening his Vampiric powers, but the process left him in a life and death condition. Luckily, he acquired the 'Cuckold System. [Ding!] [You have acquired the Cuckold System] [The Goddess of lust has acknowledged your strong will and determination] [You have become a dedicated follower] [By stealing other people's women you shall become stronger] "I shall not become the follower of anyone! I will also conquer the goddess of lust! Mark my words!"  [Fufufu.....you have balls of steel, you know?] Let's follow the journey of Jake Mystro as he embarks on the journey of doing perverted tasks and becoming men's worst nightmare. ========================= Tags: Slice of life, Incest, Netori, Ecchi, Witches, Vampires, Pregnancy, Rape, Beastkins, Demi-humans, fellatio, cunnilingus, Dhampirs, Demons, gods, Fetish, Sperm-spreading, OP-Protagonist, Academy, Blood manipulation, Gore, Familiars, and Mutants. ------- Note: The MC didn't acquire the system in the early chapters. Mc is not getting ntr'd. MC is not getting cucked or getting stolen from. He'll be the one to steal from people. _________

This is not a love novel nor is it a children fairy-tale story either. This is a story about a wonderful respectful and amenable young man, Who than died along with everyone one else on the planet earth in the year 2034. 7 Million years later ... The world was reborn into a new along with frightening new laws of Nature. O' Derian our male protagonist of this new world was a regular person just like any other background character of a movie, soon he had to realize that everything may not be what it shows. After rebirth he finally knew that its now or never to get his revenge. O' Derian bacame The Grim of the Underworld.

Kiara Kwin attends a normies school named Amber high school in search for a hidden power but didn't expect to make friends on her journey but as fate had its plans for her, she did. Will she find that which she seeks or something else.

The Duke's family has gone a century with no daughters. When a daughter was finally born to them, she should have received all the love and pampering, but it turns out that the real daughter had been swapped at birth and taken in by a family of kind-hearted hunters. Ever since they adopted the girl, the hunters seemed to get lucky in everything—game seemed to run into the traps and nets they set, and they would find rare herbs wherever they went. Ten tears later, the Duke's family finally realized the truth that their daughter had been swapped and journeyed over a thousand miles to bring her home. After she returned to her real family, the daughter was undoubtedly spoiled rotten by every member of her family... After she grew up, Lin Qingluo excelled in martial arts and rose to the peak of the martial world. Joining the battlefield with her brothers and father, she crushed their enemies and became known as a Goddess of War, gaining countless admirers. Lord of Heavenly Secret Pavilion: Your reputation precedes you, milady—none compares to you, just as the rumors say. Chief of the Potion Valley: Your skills with medicine are extraordinary, and I defer to your expertise. I pledge my loyalty in exchange for your tutelage to practice medicine and help people. The First Prince of Qi Nation: Thank you for rescuing me. I owe you a life debt. Lin Qingluo: A clingy prince has stolen my heart, and he is all I can think about. There is no other person on my mind.

In a quiet rural village, beneath the facade of a picture-perfect farming family, 11-year-old Jargon endures a torment that has shattered his innocence. Labeled "evil" by his abusive father and forced to carry the blame for his family's unraveling, Jargon has grown up knowing only pain, anger, and despair. His once-cherished memories of love, symbolized by the toys his mother gave him, now lie in ruins—just like his hope. But Jargon is no ordinary child. Beneath his scars lies a burning resolve to take control of his life, no matter the cost. If the world insists on calling him evil, then he will embrace the title and show them the power it holds. As his hatred festers and his will strengthens, Jargon embarks on a dark and unpredictable journey to uncover the truth behind his family’s collapse and reclaim his destiny. What is good? What is evil? And when a child is pushed to the brink, where will his choices lead him? "Wicked Child" is a gripping tale of resilience, revenge, and the thin line between victim and villain.

After losing his parents to the apocalypse, Silas only wished for one thing. To awaken a powerful mutant ability and purge the earth of any iniquities. However, his dream was shattered when he failed to awaken any mutant ability on the day of the awakening. He was bullied by his peers. However, when all hopes were lost, Silas awakens a system. [Silas Griswold has met all requirements to become a host] [System binding... ] [To complete binding host needs to complete three quests] [Congratulations, you have completed all quests ] [System binded successfully] [Your evolution will now begin!]

The whole school of Longview is in danger. Some kids wanted to play a prank on a teacher are now suspects. But the thing is: Are the suspects the murderers? or are the real murderers still out there?

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more. Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can... (As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.) ... Michael Johnson, a 22-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall. Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation. Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death. However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused. Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life. Along the way, he encounters strange things. ... [Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the "Lust System"] [Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!] "Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system." [Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title "Lust King"] "A tittle?" [The first quest is loading!] "Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?" [Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!] New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land] "It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things..." [Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!] "So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?" [Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been "Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!"] "These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?" [Ok, Host!] [1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!] [2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!] [3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!] [4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!] "Oh my God, are you serious, System?" ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

Highschooler Yuuka lives a seemingly ordinary life, with his mother and sister, but goes on short adventures to support his wonderful friends.

A boy, transmigrates & is reborn into a turbulent world, gaining the inheritance of a Mystical Cultivation Senior. He finds himself as the son of a once-noble father, cast out from his clan and stripped of lineage in the Republic of Kratos. Given enough time he would surely follow the footsteps of the Inheritor & he could rise above the ranks, seize control of his illusory Immortal fate, and carve his name into history. But Destiny has other plans for him. He lacks time for growth. This world, an era of cultivating magic and ancient mysteries, is healing from the scars of the Hundred-Year Great World War. Yet beneath the calm & peace-loving surface, storms brew. Spirit energies surge, heralding the dawn of a New Era. Hidden orthodoxies long shrouded in secrecy bare their fangs, secular powerhouses grasp desperately at the fleeting hope of Sole unification of Nashirah, and the devils of the Sith Paths weave their vast, insidious net. Even the remnants of defeated forces stir, waiting for rebellion. Meanwhile, weaker states, like the fractured kingdoms & Republics, scramble for mere survival. In this chaotic land of Nashirah, even the Immortal-level Mages find themselves racing against time. Amidst these tides of destiny, Sargon must forge his path. Who will stand by him as allies, and who will rise against him as enemies? What trials, tribulations, and opportunities will shape his journey? As the World of Rivers and Lakes of this world churn with strife, one question remains: Can Sargon, with the fleeting time he possesses, grasp the elusive path to immortality?" Do Give it a Try (◍•ᴗ•◍) (≧▽≦) ( ╹▽╹ ) **************************************************************** If you are sick and tired of reading the same old isekai, reincarnation, system, and OP MC's then this novel will give you a breath of fresh air. So... Prepare yourself to read a story you've never read before. Prepare yourself to feel things you've never felt before. I'll wait for you in the latest chapters! 1 CHP/week *************************************************************** #Additional Tags# : Team-Growth, Romance, Western-styled World-building, Cultivation, Rising-in-power ***DISCLAIMER*** : This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, places, ideology, theory and incidents in this book are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Picture is Generated using Adobe Firefly Ai

What would you do if you became the bad guy in your favorite video game? That's what happens to our protagonist, a skilled and ruthless gamer who calls himself "Spectre". His passion is the virtual reality game Aerial Chronicles, where he dominates his rivals with his skill and cunning. But one day, everything changes. For some unknown reason, our protagonist wakes up in the body of Kylo Stormcrest, a secondary character in the game who is a noble and weak villain. Kylo has no special abilities, only his title of duke. How will he survive in this hostile and dangerous world? Will he be able to change his destiny and become a hero? Or will he remain the same old Spectre?

"Warning: This stream might just hijack your mood, so watch at your own risk. It’s me, your friendly neighborhood mad dog, taking on games so hard they should come with therapy vouchers. Don’t even bother overthinking it—let’s be real, your brain’s gonna short-circuit halfway through anyway. Sit back, laugh, cry, and embrace the chaos!"

Suppose a 28-Year-Old shut-in suddenly dies and reincarnates into one of his favorite novel.

This is my first time writing a novel so please bear with me. If you like dark novels with somewhat op mc, and a villain mc that's selfish.

Rencarne en mi personaje favorito super Mario y ahora debo viajar entre otros mundos para salvar el mío. Un día sin previo aviso el mundo fue invadido por una raza alienígena que sin piedad alguna, asesinaron a cada ser humano que encontraban. Nuestro protagonista un niño latinoamericano de 12 años fanático de los videojuegos de Super Mario Bros, fue una de las victimas después de perder a sus padres acusa de la invasión. Fue salvado y renacido como su personaje favorito acusa de una extraña IA de origen desconocido, dándole la apariencia y sus poderes para dominar, sin embargo para lograrlo tiene que ser enviado atraves de otros mundos para resolver las anomalías y fortalecerse. Pero un simple niño fanático de los videojuegos, podrá lograr tal viaje, solo ustedes lo sabrán.