Hilarious Dirty Sayings

A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from the web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Content Warning ] [ Comedy Ahh.. Romance ] : ✓ [ Dirty Ahh... Jokes ] : ✓ [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

Nach drei Jahren Ehe mit einer untreuen Frau wird der Multimilliardär aus seinem Haus vertrieben! Nach der Scheidung... Seine untreue Ex-Frau kommt und bittet um Vergebung, während sie sagt: "Ich hatte Unrecht, bitte gib mir noch eine Chance!" Währenddessen bittet seine ehemalige Schwiegermutter: "Bitte sei mein Schwiegersohn, ich werde deine Wäsche waschen, deine Mahlzeiten zubereiten und dich gut bedienen!" "Es ist zu spät, um zu bereuen..."

Millennia ago, the Archangel Azazel fell from grace, his halo lost until found by seventeen-year-old hacker Ethan Blade. The discovery transforms Ethan, thrusting him into a celestial battle alongside Gabriel, secretly the Archangel Gabriel. Amid a dystopian world dominated by oppressive technology, Ethan must master his new powers, face dark conspiracies within EarthCorp, and navigate deepening bonds of friendship and identity. Azazel's Halo is a gripping tale filled with hilarious, heartbreaking, and tender moments that will move readers to laughter and tears, exploring themes of transformation, courage, and the timeless struggle between good and evil.

Miyagi Kyo, a 30-year-old virgin, saves a child from a truck and wins the goddess's favor. Reborn as a dashing high school student in a world with a staggering 1:30 male to female ratio, he is suddenly surrounded by stunning girls—his blonde yankee neighbor, the diligent class president, and more. With a heart full of excitement, Miyagi dives into his exhilarating second life! _____________________________________________________________ Gain access to more chapters and help me purchase more character pictures by supporting my Patreon! p@treon.c0m/AlwaysWantedSupport

What happens when saying a single word turns your life into a chaotic rom-com nightmare? Yuu Takahashi has a curse the moment he speaks to someone, they fall head-over-heels in love with him. To avoid absolute mayhem, he's taken extreme measures: forging a medical excuse claiming he's mute, mastering the art of silent communication, and doing everything in his power to never slip up. But high school isn't easy when your presence alone attracts unwanted attention. Especially when one particular girl, Rika Aoyama, is determined to hear his voice no matter what it takes. Armed with ridiculous schemes, absurd tricks, and an unhealthy obsession, shea's on a mission to uncover Yuu's secret. Between dodging love-crazed admirers, the ever-serious class rep who suspects something is off, and Rika's relentless antics, Yuu's life is anything but peaceful. Can he stay silent and survive high school? Or will he be forced to speak and unleash romantic chaos like never before? A hilarious high school rom-com filled with misunderstandings, wild antics, and the ultimate challenge keeping quiet!

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

The novel "Who Says So? All Hail Me " revolves around the Jie family and later the Qian royal family. Jie Yin the main character of the story. She is a girl who has an easy life growing up but with strict parents. She and her sisters are known as 'The Majestic Seven'. She is a girl who wants all the attention to herself and makes anyone who takes the spotlight when she's available suffer. She's kind and lovable. She gives and take but doesn't borrow or share. She is extremely skilled. She's a painter, a racer, a martial artist, an IT expert, a fashion designer, a business genius, a chinese medicine expert and a live-streamer. She has various titles such as Your best girl, Graceful rainbow, Ancient beauty, Crystal light, Dazzling Yin and the Big boss. Her everyday life is full of fun. She has 5 elder sisters and 1 younger sister. She is the sixth child of Lady Jie Meiling and Master Jie Feng. She has black hair and black eyes. When Yin found out that someone else had more followers than her she attempted sky-diving. Later that day the Weather forcast reported that there was a tornado heading towards where Yin was, but nothing could stop this girl she was crazy about the spotlight and so the tornado swirled her and dropped her off into a Volcano. Ji Yin became reborn as Princess Qian Xingyi of the royal Qian family. Qian Xingyi is overly timid and emotionally sensitive. She was poisoned steadily by one of the concubines son and eventually died. Jie Yin became reborn as Princess Qian Xingyi. She didn't even bother to change her domineering attitude and promised to get everything back even becoming better than her past self and so the mission commenced. Welcome to a story where the protagonist is also the antagonist. Please follow me and let us find out why we need to 'All Hail Yin'.

Riku Sato, a shy and kind-hearted high schooler, thought life was tough enough-until his teasing cousin Aiko moves in, turning his quiet world into a whirlwind of chaos. When his knack for helping others accidentally wins him the hearts of bubbly Haruka, shy Mika, and flirtatious Yuna, Riku's stuck in a hilarious harem mess. Between festival dances, flying cookies, and wild rumors of romance with Aiko, he's barely keeping up. Will he sort out his feelings-or just trip over them? A riot of comedy, romance, and awkward ecchi moments awaits!

Kaoru Kagami, known to his fans as the mysterious Erebus Kyrielight, is one of the manga world's rising stars, crafting epic tales of heroism and despair under the veil of anonymity. But behind his pen name lies a chuunibyo artist who spends more time summoning his "Abyssal Flame Technique" than meeting deadlines. Aya Takahashi, a cold and emotionless manga editor tasked with refining Kaoru's work. Her sharp critiques and no-nonsense attitude clash hilariously with Kaoru's overly dramatic and eccentric personality. Yet beneath her icy exterior lies a secret soft spot for the stories she helps cultivate. As the duo navigate the chaotic world of manga creation complete with tight deadlines, fan expectations, and Kaoru's constant anime-inspired antics they begin to realize that the most compelling stories aren't always found in panels and ink. Sometimes, they're written in the moments shared between an artist and the person who believes in their vision, even when it's hard to say out loud.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Wolfe and Bunny follows the enchanting, often hilarious journey of Wolfe, the stoic planner, and Bunny, the free-spirited dreamer, as they travel the world together. Each chapter whisks them to a new destination where they navigate cultural quirks, unexpected detours, and the ups and downs of their relationship. From bustling Tokyo markets to the haunting beauty of the Scottish Highlands, Wolfe and Bunny’s adventures capture the magic of love, curiosity, and the art of embracing life’s unpredictable moments. Together, they discover that every adventure reveals more about the world—and each other.

Ordinary Guy VS. System Gone WILD! When supernatural chaos erupts in the city, unlucky Alex accidentally awakens the Urban Guardian System. Superpowers? Check! But the system is seriously glitching out?! Wanna be a hero? First, he's gotta fix this bug-ridden mess! And then there's the enigmatic goddess - is she here to help, or is she part of a bigger conspiracy? Get ready for thrilling urban fantasy action, hilarious system glitches, and a heart-pounding urban romance! It's all in *Urban Guardian: System Glitch*! >

Meet Kazuya Tanaka, an underachieving college student with dreams of mediocrity. One day, while snoozing through another boring lecture, he accidentally opens a mysterious app on his phone. Suddenly, Kazuya is transported to another world—a realm where gods and mythical creatures co-exist, but there's a problem: the gods are all hilariously dysfunctional, and the realm is in chaos.

"Ria if I get harder than I am now I will explode right here and now." He whispered in my ear. "Lord help me! How I want to fuck that sweet mouth of yours so much more than I want to climb the pulpit." I moaned out. His words drove me to another orgasm. She was innocent, young, pure, good until she met him. He was her priest until he became her lover. He destroyed her Innocence yet she loved him for it. Love, hate, desire, rage they were just a few of the things she felt for him. He knew just how to make her bend and beg and when he touched her, "El ansia."

Lucas Voss, the world's richest, most connected man, hides his true power behind a facade of playful nonchalance. Armed with a system granting him god-like abilities and an endless supply of cash, he crushes his adversaries in hilarious and unexpected ways. From mastering unorthodox cultivation techniques to wielding legendary artifacts, Lucas navigates the treacherous underworld of the city, leaving a trail of repentant villains in his wake. Join him as he embarks on a thrilling journey of self-discovery, proving that even the invincible can achieve greater heights.

Jay-jay, the only girl in the mischievous Section E, hopes for a fresh start in high school but quickly becomes the target of her rowdy male classmates' pranks and schemes to make her leave. Dubbed their "Mutya", she fights back with wit and charm, turning the tables on her tormentors. Amidst the chaos, unexpected friendships blossom, and hilarious misunderstandings lead to heart-fluttering moments. Can Jay-jay survive the madness of Section E, or will she win over their hearts instead?

Felon /fè-lun/ Cruel; Wicked. I continued biting my lips whilst fidgeting with my finger nails, my mind still pondering over the question he asked minutes ago. "Ojalá éstos fueran mis dientes mordiéndote los labios." I heard him mumble under his breath. [I wish those were my fucking teeth biting your lips.] I threw a morose look in his direction. "Speak an apprehensible language." I snarled getting annoyed. "You need to get inside my mind to understand that." He responded nonchalantly shrugging off his shoulders. "I don't enter dirty places." I snapped rolling my eyes. "But I would really enjoy entering your dirty places."

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE HAS LOST EVERYTHING? WHEN HE HAS NO ONE LEFT TO FIGHT FOR AND NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE? Fresh from breaking up with Jasmine Leigh Olsen, Harlan Brandle goes on a mission to expose a dirty business man in this prequel to Variant Comics' Diamonds and Blood. Along the way, Harlan meets both new and old allies and enemies... but in this world, who can you trust? BOOK 2 OF THE DIAMONDS AND BLOOD SAGA

I was never a good Son. I hope my death will bring Honor and some comfort to ease her suffering. As I lay in a pool of blood all I can think about is my mother. "Did I tell you can die yet, you dirty chinx? The fun has just begun, since u and your kind wanna crash your planes into our ships. I'LL show you what's it like to fear death" - Shouted Sargent Lee

คนหนึ่งเก็บซ่อนความเศร้า อีกคนแอบซ่อนความรัก เมื่อพวกเขากลับมาพบกันอีกครั้ง หัวใจที่ถูกปิดกั้นจะยังสื่อถึงกันได้อยู่ไหม..."พูดสิว่า...รัก"

Dive into a thrilling portal fantasy book - "Conman: The Fire Magician," an epic LitRPG tale of cunning, survival, and magic. Unjustly killed on the grimy streets of earth, Chrix is granted a fantastical resurrection in a realm teeming with magic, mythical creatures, and electrifying adventures. This LitRPG reincarnation catapults him from a conman navigating the perils of street life to a newcomer in a deadly world of dragons and mythical creatures. With no combat or magical prowess, Chrix is the ultimate underdog in this LitRPG portal fantasy. His survival hinges on his quick wit and innate cunning. He enters a dangerous situation that defies the laws of life and death. In a world where survival of the fittest isn't just an aphorism, but a way of life, can he adapt and thrive, or is he destined to meet his doom? Experience a snapshot of this thrilling action & adventure, an episode where an accusation cuts as sharply as a dagger, "You're a dirty rotten cheat!" But as a deadly blade flies towards him, Chrix's litrpg epic fantasy truly begins. A shield of blue energy materializes to halt the dagger's path. The calm reveal of his magical prowess leaves his accusers in stunned silence. His utterance, "Fire magician, actually," ricochets through the room, intensifying the tension. His real gamble? Surviving a second attack with just a hastily cast shield. It's a high-stakes bluff in a world where errors are lethal. But what fate awaits him if his luck runs out? Embark on this exhilarating journey of sword & sorcery and witness Chrix's transformation in this thrilling reincarnation fantasy LitRPG. Find your place in a world where nothing is as it seems. Will he become a master of magic, or will his cons lead to his downfall? As the tale unravels, so does Chrix's fate in this spellbinding portal fantasy book. "Conman: The Fire Magician" is a must-read for fans of Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Dragons & Mythical Creatures, Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Action & Adventure, and Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Sword & Sorcery. It's time to turn the page and leap into adventure. (Note this has been rewritten for publishing on the web)

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

In a land of wonder and magic, a hapless hero emerges. Meet Eryndor, a well-meaning but accident-prone individual who seems to leave a trail of chaos in his wake. His clumsiness and misfortune often lead to unpredictable and humorous situations, causing trouble for those around him. As Eryndor navigates the challenges of his medieval world, he must confront his own ineptitude and learn to overcome the disasters that seem to follow him everywhere. Will he be able to find a way to turn his luck around, or will he remain a walking disaster? Dive into this hilarious and action-packed medieval fantasy tale to find out.

THIS IS FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES ONLY! I DO NOT OWN THIS WORK! Synopsis: What can a person do in order to survive? Mei Lin doesn't know about others, but she can sacrifice everything for it, including her body and dignity. She longed for life to bloom as wildly as the spring flowers in February, even if it was short-lived, but in reality she lived like a toad in the mud, shrunken, ugly and dirty. She only knew that she could only talk about other things if she had a life. Even his life is gone, what else is there to say? But she never expected that in the end she would fall into the hands of Murong Jing and that bastard, the man who once treated her as a plaything to please another woman and was severely repaid by her, the man who was determined to retaliate. That bastard man!

I'm not a difficult person to please... I never wanted to be invinccible. But I will fight with my blood for my goals. Try to compete with me, and I'll match you. Play dirty, and I'll bring the sky down on you. My patience isn’t as long as you think, and my sword is reckless, following no rules! So, don't provoke me.

When college freshman Noah moves to Kochi, he expects a peaceful life—until a mix-up forces him to share his apartment with Hannah, a bold and carefree freelance artist. Their clashing personalities lead to hilarious chaos, heartfelt moments, and an unexpected bond. As Hannah slowly breaks through Noah’s guarded walls, he’s forced to confront his past and emotions he’s long buried. Through laughter, arguments, and quiet understanding, their reluctant cohabitation turns into something deeper. But will Noah allow himself to embrace the love he never thought he deserved?

“Sorry, I don't think I deserve you….” It has been a month since this pious man was still pensive thinking about the answer given by the woman he coveted. Words like that aren't often used to reject someone in a gentle way right? Words like that aren't often used to reject someone in a gentle way? That's what Iffah did to Irfan. Why does Iffah reject someone's good intentions, which for some women, Irfan is the ideal man? Is Irfan ugly? Not! Instead, he has a clean white face and an ideal height. Is Irfan not smart? Wrong! In fact, he became one of the best graduates on campus. How's the religion? Persistent! Often he became a priest in a prayer room near his house. Then, what else? What is the reason for Iffah rejects Irfan? Behind the reasons that are still gray, now comes the figure of Rayhan. A graduate of Malaya University who approached Iffah. I don't know what decision Iffah made. Does Iffah prefer Rayhan? Or actually love Irfan in silence?