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A woman flipped through a magazine, a rare spark of interest flickering in her usually indifferent eyes, "Hey, hubby, look, you and I made it onto the same ranking list." A man raised an eyebrow, "Oh, what list?" "The global top ten dream lovers for women, you're first, and I'm fifth!" "......" His power and wealth were overwhelming, his status was noble, and his demeanor was both brutal and ruthless. She was carefree and unruly, free-spirited and unconstrained, standing apart from the world, cold and indifferent. He loved her deeply and she cherished him to the bone, lovers who should have been able to have a perfect life.

Ilse thought her breakup with Ana was final—a clean, mutual parting. But Ana couldn't let go. For three days, Ana's obsessive texts, voicemails, and relentless stalking pushed Ilse to the edge. Blocking her didn't work; ignoring her didn't help. One dull, lonely night, Ilse tries to drown her stress with cheap beer, a vibrator, and an old dungeon-crawling RPG. Halfway through, her phone buzzes: an anonymous call. Ana. The sound of her voice sends Ilse into a panic. She screams, tells her to stay away, slams the phone down—but minutes later, there's a knock at the door. Ana is there, eyes wide and manic, clutching a knife and an ancient, bloodstained book. Ana chants something in a language that doesn't belong in this world. The blade plunges into Ilse's body, followed by a desperate, cuddle. As Ilse's vision fades, After being given a choice by an entity. Ilse wakes up somewhere else. A glitchy, corrupted world stretches before her, where reality bends like an old game on the verge of crashing. Naked, vulnerable, and utterly classless, Ilse stumbles through a bizarre urban sprawl, barely surviving. Living off mana pockets. A battle priestess, share's her energy with her. Giving her a choice, to play this world like a game or to succumb to the cycle. In this world, mana is life. And the most potent way to leech it? Through acts of intimacy. Ilse is thrust into a twisted realm where sex isn't just survival—it's power. However corruption threatens to change it all for the worse. **** UPDATES MONDAYS TUESDAYS WEDNESDAYS

Really? A guy really like a caramel popcorn?? Hmm.. interesting! "I like it because it sweet and it looks shiny under the light," His childish and playfull face suddenly appears. Mr. Caramel Popcorn. From now on, that's how I will call you. I said it in my heart and keep it there forever.

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Sold to the highest bidder to pay off a blood feud, I never imagined I would be the pawn in my father's fatal game. Still, here I am before Enzo De Luca, the most vicious mafia leader in the city. Though appealing, he is cold, deliberate, and as lethal. Though my heart races just from his proximity, it is his touch that ignites me. My body betrays me and reacts to him in ways I am powerless over. And I melt as he softly, commandingly says my name. Enzo loves neither me nor another. In his deadly kingdom, I am only another bargain, another transaction. But every time we are alone, the conflict between us snaps—desire becomes a terrible addiction. Although I detest him for everything he stands for, I yearn for the way he consumes me, body and soul. He has made it quite evident—our marriage is more about power than love. Still, every angry gaze and every snatched moment in the shadow reveals something different. Benevolent underneath his icy façade lies something broken that appeals to the darkest sides of me. But depending on a man like Enzo may mean losing everything. Bound to him now, for better or worse, I am caught in a world where loyalty is brittle and treachery carries a bullet. Our friendship gets more perilous the more truths about his empire I find. And as the past calls for us, I have to question myself: will our passion be the thing that ruins us both or can I survive loving a guy like Enzo De Luca? Burning in his arms is me. But in his universe, I could roast alive.

"In this life, I will find the meaning of my existence!" - Dawn Dawn was someone who had been bedridden since young, unable to move his body. Because of his disability, everyone treated him with disdain. However, he wasn't much affected, but when his parents also forgot about him, he was filled with anger. He wanted to question god about why he was given such a miserable fate. Finally, his life came to an abrupt end. Strangely, however, that wasn't the end for him—he awakened in a strange new world that might allow him to find the answers that he desperately sought. To his surprise, the new world was no different than the old. On the very first day, he was faced with a life and death situation. But thankfully, he was fortunate enough to awaken the 'Superhero Class.' This class changed everything. With the help of these skills, he grew stronger at an insane speed and became powerful enough to find god and ask them the reason for his existence. Why does he exist? Why does this world exist? Why did he live such a miserable life? Nothing could stop him from finding the answers to these questions—no young master, no super villainess, not even reality itself.

Due to a chicken bone in a meal, Stan dies unfortunately, for having a dignified life when arriving in purgatory where all souls meet he is granted a new opportunity to be reborn in a fantasy world where he is gifted with two techniques to have an easier life in that place But due to carelessness and obvious miscommunication, he returns to earth, where he reaches the body of an older man a day after his death. Now with his new life and in a new body but with two abilities, Stan has the opportunity to have a life that he only knows in dreams Join Stan in his misadventures

Following her grandmother’s wishes, Oh Ha-na inherits a matchmaking agency. However, the agency caters only to a very specific clientele – wealthy bachelors with commitment issues. Enter billionaire jewellery tycoon and third-generation chaebol heir, Cha Ji-hoon. A notorious bachelor and workaholic who feels dating is a frivolous distraction from his responsibilities. Numerous attempts by his family to get him married have failed because he throws himself into work to avoid emotional connection. Despite this, women flock to him, drawn to his wealth and handsome looks. With a reputation for being ruthless in business and aloof in relationships, Ha-na takes on the challenge of finding Ji-hoon a perfect match. Can she melt his icy heart and find his perfect match? Or will she realize that she has been his ideal match all along? ~~~ [WSA 2025 Entry] [Note: This book is a clean, slow-burn romance. Character relationships will be explored more on emotional connection and less on physical attraction. Reader discretion is advised.] We'll have two side couple romance apart from our main couple storyline. Their stories will be shown simultaneously along with the lead couple, but in lesser frequency. Main: Boss Lady FL X Bigshot ML (First Love/High School Sweethearts) Side A: Hopeless Romantic FL X Single Dad ML (One-night Stand) Side B: Paralyzed FL X Celebrity ML (Second Chance First Love/High School Sweethearts)

Knights to the King who saved them. To the beginning to the end.

"Honorable Mr. White, the CEO of Macro Tech Global Enterprises wants to buy shares from your company." "Ehh? Which CEO? Which company? Sorry, I think you have the wrong guy." "Your Excellency Mr. White, as the president of Gu Zhen Country, the House of Ministers needs your approval for the implementation of the newly proposed Fifth Amendment." "Mister man, when did I become president again? I don't know any Gu Zhen Country, and which one is this Fifth Amendment now?" "Head of State and Parliament General Ben White, 1st Supreme General Badmus Handcock of International Space Affairs awaits your permission to launch Armageddon X-16 on the Inhabitants of Planet Radiance. What should I tell him?" "General who? I swear I don't know this General Handycook you're talking about, and why does he need my permission to launch a star-level weapon of mass destruction?" "Emperium Leader of the Known Galaxy, His Majesty Magnum Ben White, Her Highness Princess 9 Lillies of the 4th Star Constellation Colony, and her cosmic fleet have just arrived in our solar system and request an audience with you, O Great Lord." "I’ve told you, ehh, all this smoking is not good for your health. Who are you calling Emperium Leader of the Known Galaxy, and which is this 4th Star Constellation Colony? I don't understand again. Somebody explain all these things na." {DING! SYSTEM NOTIFICATION} [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BECOME A LOW-DIMENSIONAL LORD.] [CLICK ON NOTIFICATION AND ACHIEVEMENTS TO VIEW REWARD.] "Is this playing? Since when do I have a system? I'm even a Dimensional Lord? What kind of playing is this?"

Yuto is a boy who was suddenly pulled away from his old life and didn't think twice about going back. He does succeed after 5 years but an unfortunate discovery forces him to stay and do the bidding of a god in a war , and that is to guide the story of the world to it's true ending!

Ruth seorang gadis yang comel dan nakal,sifatnya agak sedikit tulus sehingga nampak kebodohan yang menlucukan,dari keluarga pertengahan,bapaknya memiliki sebuah kedai runcit separuh abad.Ruth tidak mempunyai ibu,tapi mempunyai papa dan dua orang abang yang sangat menyayanggi Ruth dengan sepenuh hati mereka.Aboy abang sulung yang bersifat lembut dan Ate yang sisi tidak pasti baik atau jahat,papa mereka seorang yang kedekut,tapi keluarganya tetap utama. Quan jiran sebelah rumah dan juga teman masa kecil Ruth yang bercita² tinggi,dia sangat pintar dan bergaya,dia seorang anak tunggal di dalam keluarga,jadi dialah harapan ibu bapanya,bapaknya menpunyai sebuah kilang makanan. Villiam seorang chef terkenal yang hemsem berkerja di sebuah restoran lima bintang di kuala lumpur bandar raya yang sibuk,bukan saja hemsem tapi juga pandai masak,satu suka bersaing dan agak romantik. Diana sahabat talam dua muka yang selalu merasakan dia lagi bagus dari Ruth,dari alam persekolahan lagi dia menanggap Ruth sebagai persaingnya dalam diam,tampa Ruth sedari Diana bermain kotor di belakangnya. Ruth dan Quan pernah bercinta,karna salah faham,mereka akhirnya berpisah dan menjalankan kehidupan masing²,di saat Ruth mengenali Villiam.Quan muncul kembali ingin bersama,pada masa yang sama Diana juga muncul sebagai penghalang untuk Quan kembali kepada Ruth.Villiam juga tidak mahu mengalah untuk memiliki Ruth,bagaimana pengakhirannya di antara mereka nanti...

Tanya, a glamorous heiress with everything to lose, wakes up from a devastating accident with no memory of her past, haunted by chilling nightmares of a mysterious man—*Mr. Stranger*. Torn between the lines of reality and dreams, she becomes obsessed with uncovering the truth behind her memory loss and the identity of the man who haunts her sleep. Why did this pampered princess lose everything she once knew, and what dark secret is tied to the mysterious Mr. Stranger? Dive into the mystery, and prepare for a twist that will leave you questioning everything!

"Mr. Black" is a dark and thrilling journey through the shadowy side of SOKIS. With a crime at the David Shopping Center, a young group of friends, led by Jake Mitchell, becomes entangled in a dangerous situation. When they try to sneak into a school to steal exam papers, they unexpectedly run into a bloodthirsty man with a knife, setting off a chain of events that will change their lives forever. As they struggle to escape, the line between friend and foe becomes blurred, and the sinister figure known as Mr. Black threatens to destroy everything they’ve ever known.

Iris was a normal girl until one day when she got reincarnated in another world with a system that allows her to level up her charisma only, but how will this help her survive? She is going to have men fall in love with her to protect her, and maybe unlock skills to help her with that.

Haiko, a teenager from a poverty-stricken city barely protected by the government, finds his life transformed when his name's meaning evolves into "Fallen Angel" at the age of 17. Bestowed with extraordinary powers and eventually a cunning personality, he embarks on a quest not for glory, but for knowledge and power.

Isis walked slowly into the bathroom, her heart beating with unease. She heard muffled voices, followed by soft chuckles. Her steps faltered. The voices were familiar — a man’s deep tone mixed with a woman’s gentle laughter. A cold feeling crept through her chest. She recognized them, but she desperately hoped she was wrong. With trembling hands, she moved closer to the door, the sounds becoming clearer. Her breath caught as she gently pushed the door open. The sight before her made her freeze in shock. Barry, the man she loved and planned to propose to, stood in the small bathroom, holding Melisa — her friend. His lips, smudged with lipstick, confirmed what words couldn’t. Time seemed to stop as her gaze locked on them. A wave of pain shot through her, leaving her numb. The door creaked under her shaky hand, drawing their attention. Barry spun around, panic flashing in his eyes. “I… I can explain,” he stammered, wiping at the lipstick on his mouth with trembling fingers. Isis felt hot tears roll down her cheeks. Her vision blurred, her chest tightened, and without a word, she turned and ran.

Aiden Baskerville is a charismatic and ambitious young man who, after acquiring a mysterious Achievement System, sees his life change drastically. The system offers him challenging missions in exchange for unimaginable rewards, including skills, advanced knowledge and vast riches. From working as a ride-hailing driver to taking on complex roles as a doctor and corporate strategist, Aiden dives headfirst into the challenges, always finding a way to come out on top.

Olivia Rodrigues, daughter of a wealthy oil mogul, has a life that seems perfect on the surface. But beneath the glamour, Olivia's world is marred by tragedy, heartbreak, and secrets. After a devastating accident claims her mother's life, Olivia struggles to find her place in the world. Her weight issues and chronic illness make her a target for ridicule, and her family's dynamics become increasingly complicated. As Olivia faces challenges of love ,heartbreak and finding her true self , she was torn between her past and her future. Olivia's life takes a dramatic turn when she crosses paths with Adrian Robinson, the wealthy and enigmatic CEO's son, who awakens feelings she never knew she had. But as their relationship deepens, secrets and lies threaten to tear them apart. Will Olivia's secrets be exposed, and will Adrian come back to her? Can Olivia forgive Adrian and accept him back, or will her past continue to haunt her?

On 1977, Voyager I took flight. On 2010, Voyager II sent some rather strange information back to Earth. On July, 2021, Voyager II lost contact with Earth four years before the planned date. At the start of the 26th century, civilization on Earth was isolated and held in captivity. At 10 a.m. on October 27th, 3020, humankind went extinct. One year before the extinction, an ordinary youth Harrison Clark from the 21st century travelled forward in time and arrived a thousand years into the future. He discovered that after he died, he would be returned back to the 21st century. Reading history in the future and changing the future in history. In this seemingly never-ending cycle, Harrison Clark began to look for that one glimmer of hope for both himself and humankind.

A dark fantasy begins with an exhilarating adventure to another world, where every character seems destined to be a hero. Unfortunately, everything changes gradually. The connection between Earth and this fantastical realm, including the horrors they face one after another, starts to blur. The characters begin to question the deeper purpose behind their sudden transportation. Are they meant to be heroes of some sort? Or are they mere ants, insignificant and easily crushed in a hostile world that sees them as nothing more than entertainment? This uncertainty adds a chilling layer of intrigue to their predicament.

Chosen as a band manager for her church band. Dalla has to resist the urge to fall madly in love with the drummer Cameron.

"In the depths of the forbidden, Alice and Mia discover a realm of shadows and desire. Their presence ignites a maelstrom of evil forces, and a vampire emerges, embodying the darkness that has consumed them. As they succumb to the vampire's charms, they must confront the darkness within themselves?

Earth December 18th, 2022 After all scientist across the world came together to make a drug that will extend the human like by 20 years went horribly wrong it unleashed a virus on to the world. shin, his girlfriend and his best friend survived for 30 day without being caught by zombie but their luck ran out pretty soon when they came across a dozen zombies. What Suprised shin is that his girlfriend and bestfriend will push him in the way of the zombies to be used as a distraction as they escape. Being betrayed and left for dead shin did not expected that he will keep his consciousness as a zombie. Read as Shin goes from just a zombie to a legendary undead In this world

A young man, all that is most ordinary Dies accidentally. Consumed by the regret of not having been able to do anything, he is reincarnated in another world with wishes that have been granted to him. But after being reincarnated wonders what is his purpose in this world and what will his power serve him ? Why was he allowed to have those powers ? He will travel and answer all these questions one by one. Warning : I'm a novice writer. If something doesn't make sense tell me. And please give me a lot of advices. I will update one chapter per week all Sundays.

In "Scientia: Heart of Centuries," the first book of the Scientia series, Elliot Comet's life is anything but ordinary. Raised in the enigmatic No. 15 Presslane, his world takes a drastic turn when he uncovers a 16th-century book during a visit to Wencetown museum. This ancient tome speaks of advanced societies, technologies, and creatures that seem purely fictional—yet hint at a forgotten truth. A family vacation to Campaka State Park plunges Elliot into the heart of this mystery. Guided by a luminescent bird, he stumbles upon a hidden cave where a celestial being named Sistus Mecalori reveals Elliot's destiny as the new Scientia, a guardian endowed with powers to battle an impending evil. His journey takes him to the parallel world of Kelper, where he attends Cor Centuria, a school unlike any other. Amidst studying mutations, botany, and astrology, and mastering the use of vermoe, Elliot becomes embroiled in a dangerous quest. Someone at the school is after the Heart of Centuries—a legendary crystal with the power to reshape reality. As he hones his abilities and uncovers secrets, Elliot must face challenges that test his resolve and protect a world on the brink of chaos. Author's note: please tell me what you think by rating the book and give it a review.