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The thought of being betrayed by the one person she trusted the most made Lina flee her hometown in Arkansas, with no intention of returning anytime soon. For years, she lived a solitary life, shutting herself off from love and connections. But when a devastating phone call forces Lina to return back home, she's confronted with pains of her memories and relationships she has desperately tried to escape. As she's drawn back into her family's orbit, Lina is faced with the possibility of reigniting a lost love. But can she ever forgive those who wronged her and open herself up to the risk of getting hurt again? Dive into Lina's poignant journey of healing, forgiveness, self discovery and redemption.

A world where peace doesn't exist. Cause you always will find it relative. No matter how much you do. You will find pain. The opposite is also true, no matter how much you try you will find people that are finding peace in pain. They are so disparate that they will give torture to others just so that they can enjoy peace. And the rare one is justice. who brought down both pain and peace to ensure justice.

She, a modern hidden ghost leader of an organization which gathered insane prodigies proficient in the various differing skill-sets. Highly skilled in medicine and poison, executes covert assassinations, viewed as insane and demonic in the eyes of people of the world. Killed in an accident, and reborn into the body of a disfigured young girl. What? Face disfigured, identity stolen? A return to the family dim and hopeless? Her identity can be given up, her family can be forgone, but as for the one who harmed her predecessor who inhabited this same body, if she didn’t at least make them scream in unimaginable agony and throw them into a state of wretchedness, how could she live up to her demonic reputation? Endless turmoil ensues and it’s a battle to dominate over all! See how she shook the world dressed in a suit of red, her sword up against the dominant powers that rocked the Heavens! Her name spread across the seas, shocking the earth!

After 600 years, Xaiver’s life was nearing its end. But when rumors of a recently discovered treasury with relics that could control time spread, thousands of cultivators rushed to claim it. Some wanted it for power, some like Xaiver wanted to live longer, and some were fueled with delusions of immortality and godhood. Many died from traps before laying their eyes on the prize, and those that did see it began massacring each other. Just as the last cultivator picked up the relic, Xaiver launched a fatal attack against him, but a defensive treasure allowed him to survive the attack. The last memories Xaiver had was the fool trying to use the relic as a weapon and being devoured by it, and a flash of light as the relic shattered. Now he finds himself almost 600 years in the past.

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!

Updates @ 20:00 (+8 GMT) Nikola wakes after a hundred years on the bottom of the ocean. He waked to a world changed by his own deeds. A world where he is alone, his lover, the angel Penemue gone into the Abyss after the failed rebellion of his son Pallas. But Nikola doesn’t give up on him. He chooses to live! Not as the conqueror he once was, the shining Emerald Emperor of Atlantis, but as a trader and a craftsman. On the way he founds his soulmate, Wei Caihong, though he doesn’t know it at the time, and curses him with vampirism. Wei Caihong doesn’t give up either, and he proves his worth to his future husband. In this story of love and redemption, a fallen from grace Emperor gets both a noble and an angel and improves the lives of those around him.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

"The story of an ordinary schoolgirl who becomes a spirit hunter overnight." Between daydreams in class, conversations with her enigmatic rival, and moments of camaraderie with her childhood friend, Alice leads an ordinary teenager life… if it weren’t for those disturbing visions, the boy marked with a mysterious rabbit symbol, and that oppressive feeling lurking in the shadows. Since Halloween, surnatural events occurs more often, to the point where a terrifying encounter in the school hallways jumpstart Alice’s journey toward a day-to-day full of crazy twist and turn! She must now uncover the truth about herself as well as the secrets of this world in order to save it from a tragic end!

In the wake of tragedy, Jack Hayes struggles to cope with the devastating loss of his younger brother, Ethan "The Viper" Hayes, who dies in a brutal MMA fight against the reigning state champion, Rico "The Beast" Martinez. While the match is ruled an accident, Jack is haunted by the belief that foul play led to Ethan's untimely death. Consumed by grief and anger, he grapples with feelings of helplessness and guilt. In his search for closure, Jack decides to enter the world of MMA—not for revenge, but to find peace and honor Ethan's memory. Under the mentorship of Lena, a seasoned fighter with her own troubled past, Jack begins a grueling training regimen that tests his physical and mental limits. As he fights through local circuits, he discovers the camaraderie and resilience of fellow fighters, all of whom share their own struggles and stories of loss. As Jack rises through the ranks, he adopts the persona of "The Ghost," channeling his brother's spirit and seeking to transform his pain into strength. But as he gains recognition, the specter of Rico looms larger, culminating in a high-stakes tournament that could earn Jack the chance to face the man he holds responsible for Ethan’s death. In the climactic battle, Jack confronts not just Rico, but the internal demons that have plagued him since the tragedy. As he fights for redemption, he learns that true strength lies in embracing the past and that finding peace is a journey, not a destination. "The Ghost of the Ring" is a powerful tale of grief, resilience, and the transformative power of sport, exploring the delicate balance between revenge and healing in the unforgiving world of mixed martial arts.

A former dungeon boss, once feared across the land, seeks a peaceful life after centuries of managing minions, traps, and treasure. Now living in a remote town disguised as an ordinary human, he dedicates himself to raising his adopted human daughter, Lila. However, her adventurous spirit and determination to become a hero keep pulling him back into the dangerous world he left behind. To protect her, he secretly uses his dungeon-master skills to manipulate their quests and ensure her safety, all while trying to keep his true identity hidden.

After finding an old handheld camera, Belle is brought into the world of all things spiritual and supernatural. Armed with a helpful Streaming System, Belle aims to make money while investigating the supernatural. Will be updating every Saturday and Sunday.

Lucas "Luke" Callahan has spent his life walking the thin blue line between order and chaos. As a decorated K9 officer and former Army MP, he’s seen the worst the world has to offer—but he never faces it alone. His partner, Ghost, a fiercely intelligent Belgian Malinois, is more than just a police dog. He’s Luke’s shadow, his shield, and the only one who truly understands the weight he carries. When a routine call turns into a deadly ambush, Luke and Ghost find themselves entangled in a dangerous conspiracy that stretches deep into the criminal underworld. As they hunt for answers, old wounds resurface—ghosts of the past Luke thought he had buried. With every step closer to the truth, the stakes rise, putting not only their lives on the line but also those of the people Luke swore to protect—including his wife, Isabella. Outnumbered and outgunned, Luke and Ghost must rely on their unbreakable bond to survive. But in a world where loyalty is rare and justice is never guaranteed, one question remains: How far will a guardian go to protect his own?

Dying in a tragic accident Marcus Ferrous gets transferred to a fantasy world of monsters and magic, except when he arrives contrary to what he expected he is now level one and a ghost. Left with nothing on a strange new world, Marcus will struggle with everything he has on his journey to get stronger and uncover the secrets of his new world. Artwork By Radiopaque.

After the invasion, humanity has been reduced in numbers drastically. 93% of the male population has been wiped out— alongside all the gods. Everyone left, prayed for a miracle and their prayers have been answered. In order to save mankind, the last remaining goddesses— created female warriors known as the Valkyrie to protect and keep the human population alive. However, because of the superior gene of women— the children born would always be female and if they were born male, they would die. The goddesses, need to figure out a way to prevent the deaths of male children or else it will be the extinction of humanity and them. Story is paused because of real life issues will be back at a later date sorry readers.

"The wanderer" is a fictional person, but it could be anyone's. "The wanderer" is the protagonist of this story, he is an addict, who receives a very important mission. He discovers that is with him a very powerful stone, which can ruin the world he lives in, a fictional island. A spiritual world with diverses creatures, the most bizarre possible. So that the stone must not fell into the wrong hands, after all it could be the source of power to conquer the entire world. "The wanderer" must destroy the stone by throwing it into the "volcano", which is in the middle of the island. The walk won't be easy, even that he likes to walk. The problem is whether he can master his addiction and complete the mission, or whether his addiction will be greater and stop him or worse, make him desire the stone. With several amazing characters and a narrative that is not at all linear. ...

I was hit by a truck and died. Then I met a goddess. I thought she would send me to a fantasy world to learn magic. Instead, she transmigrated me to a parallel universe very similar to Earth. Now I have a wife and two children, I have to work hard to give them a good life. Oh, did I ever tell you that I was sent to a 3rd world country in 1999?

Aurelian previously royalty in a small kingdom at the Southwestern corner of the continent, had escaped in the last minutes before the capital was overran by a dungeon break with a wretched monster in the mix. he then travels across the land finding out that even though he he’s older than normal he can still awaken his lineage. classes: to rank up your class you have to complete tasks related to your lineage and connected to dungeons. Humanoid classes: 1: unawkened 2:awakened 3:exalted 4:revered 5:absolute 6: living god monster classes 1:unawakened 2:awakened 3:wretched 4:exiled 5:rouge 6:void soul lineages: they are someone’s signature of their soul. These signatures are passed down from the god in the ancient times. however some with lineages can stay unawakened if their soul isn’t strong enough. ——————————————————— I’m hoping to make this story pretty long so bare with me if it feels slow.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

The once glorious city of Greater Ottawa has been reduced to nuclear ash. However, the Grey Ghost asked for a simple favor from any deity willing to listen. "Save them, my friends & family, and I will give you my soul." Just so happens that Shiva, the Goddess of Summoning, took a liking to him... vestiges and all...

living without her mother, Bella moved to another city with her dad in other to live a peaceful and low profile life but things started to take a turn. She became involved in the story and life of a young boy who suddenly disappeared. Will she be able to help him find out what happened to him? . Get ready for this thrilling story

He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife? "Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?" "I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."

Gia gadis berusia 27 tahun yang berkerja sebagai agen rahasia tiba-tiba mengalami kecelakan mobil ketika melakukan misinya. Namun, ketika ia membuka matanya dia terbangun ditubuh Putri Jialin yang tidak memiliki kekuatan, dia dibenci saudara tertuanya dan Kaisar mengasingkannya, hanya saudara kembarnya dan pelayannya yang selalu disampingnya. Gia mulai hidupnya yang baru dengan membuat benda-benda yang membuat takjub semua orang, namun sangat umun didunianya dulu. Semua orang kagum dan mencoba mendapatkan benda-benda ajaib dari Putri Jialin. Namun, yang masih membuat Gia bingung adalah kenapa tubuh Putri Jialin bisa dia gunakan sesuka hatinya seakan tubuhnya sendiri didunianya dulu? *** "Kamu harus bertanggung jawab telah mencuri bungaku" Seorang pria duduk bermalas malas sambil menatap Gia. "Siapa yang mencuri bungamu?!?!?" *** "Berhenti mengikutiku pria sinting!" "Aku tidak bisa, aku telah kencanduan tubuhmu karena kamu mencuri bungaku" *** "Istriku kamu jangan jauh-jauh dari suamimu, kamu harus sering-sering menemaniku untuk menghangatkan ranjang kita" "AKU BUKAN ISTRIMU!!!" *** "Istri jangan mendekati pria lain! Kamu hanyalah milikku!" 'Seseorang tolong singkirkan pria tak tahu malu ini! Aku menyesal telah mencuri bunganya' *** *pencuri bunga = pemerkosa *mencuri bunga = mengambil keperawanan/keperjakaan

Malik "The Ghost" Hunter’s life was shaped by a single mistake. At just 19, he was sentenced to five years in prison after a failed bank robbery. His world was turned upside down as he was thrown into a harsh, unforgiving system. But it wasn’t behind bars where Malik found himself—it was in the underground fights that took place out of sight from the guards, where the toughest men survived by their fists alone. Known as “The Ghost” for his elusive, punishing style, Malik rose through the ranks of these illegal fights, earning respect and a reputation that would change his life forever. As the years passed, he honed his brawler’s instincts, becoming a force to be reckoned with. Upon his release, Malik faced the daunting challenge of reintegrating into society. With no job prospects and a criminal record that followed him everywhere, he found solace in a local boxing gym. Here, under the watchful eye of Coach Taylor, Malik began the journey to transition from an underground fighter to a legitimate professional boxer. In a world that had given up on him, Malik was determined to prove that he wasn’t just another statistic. With raw talent, relentless ambition, and the scars of his past driving him forward, Malik steps into the ring to chase the one thing he never thought possible: the heavyweight championship. "Puncher’s Chance II: The Rise of a Heavyweight" is the story of a man’s fight for redemption and a new beginning—one punch at a time. Will Malik overcome the demons of his past and rise to the top of the boxing world, or will the weight of his mistakes be too much to bear? used AI for assistance but the story is mine

Detective Caleb Reed, haunted by his father's unsolved mysteries, stumbles upon the chilling case of Marcus Dew—a man murdered under sinister circumstances, his spirit now trapped between worlds. As Caleb delves deeper into the investigation, he uncovers a web of dark rituals, a secret society, and a vengeful entity determined to keep its secrets buried. With time running out and the supernatural closing in, Caleb must confront his own demons to solve the case before he becomes the next victim. Suspenseful and gripping, this tale blurs the line between the living and the dead.

"In the gripping tale of 'The Ghost Assassin', a young agent's world is shattered when he's betrayed by those he trusted most. Fuelled by a burning desire for revenge, he embarks on a dangerous transformation, becoming a ruthless assassin with a singular focus: to dismantle the corrupt system that destroyed his life. Will his quest for justice be fulfilled, or will his enemies prove too powerful to bring down?"