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This captivating novel is also adapted into a comic available on Webnovel. ----------------------- When disaster struck, Ling Mo finally realized that the kind of zombie portrayed in movies surrounding the apocalypse was not exactly the same as the ones he saw in reality… The only thing Ling Mo should focus on in the apocalypse is survival, but from the moment he picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life track began to run towards an uncontrollable direction... The reason that caused all of these is simple: his girlfriend mutated… Wait, wait, that Xia Na over there… isn’t the underwear hanging from your sword mine? Senpai! Stop pinning me down when I’m not watching! You, girl, is it really okay that you are just watching everything and giggling from the side? And last of all… Please don’t think of biting me arghhhh!!!

Alex finds a girl at the back of his garden, little did he know that the girl was not a human. His life takes a drastic turn the moment he decides to take her in and eventually takes her to be his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Kristen wakes up to find that she was alive but in the body of a different person. A different body belonging to something unbelievable. How did she get her swapped? No one could tell. She is forced to live as a different person now but she doesn't find it difficult because why... Her prince in shining armor is always there to protect her and hide her identity from the outside world. But things are meant to change, so what happens when their secrets are exposed? And what happens when someone comes, claiming to own her?!

In a quiet world, Adam lived his life peacefully but it all changed when he woke up in an hospital bed with the ability..... Creation Of All Things Armed with this Overpowered ability, watch how Adam would uncover the truth of his world and beyond..

Iwasaki Yuto is an ordinary college student who views himself as nothing more than an unremarkable "NPC" in the grand scheme of life. He goes through his days quietly, blending into the background at school and keeping to himself. His world revolves around gaming, anime, and escaping the harsh reality of his social invisibility. Yet, despite his attempts to stay unnoticed, he can’t shake the feeling that something is missing—especially when it comes to love. In his daily routine, Yuto faces the same struggles of rejection, loneliness, and self-doubt. He watches others live out their high school romance fantasies while he remains on the sidelines, quietly wishing for a chance to experience something meaningful. But when fate throws him into unexpected situations and confrontations, Yuto begins to question if he’ll always be a background character in his own life—or if, somehow, he’s destined for more than the ordinary existence he’s resigned himself to.

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One day, Lee Tae-ok, a modern-day Alpha male was reborn as the delinquent character ‘Baek Taeyang’ from a novel… And at that moment, a shining status window appears before his eyes! “Fuck the female character, if you wish to live.”

As an average college student, Kal's biggest challenges were exams and finding a job after graduation. That is until the night she went missing. Months later, she's finally back home, but something's different.

what do want from me. mind games, labyrinths, videogames, I have it all but, you have none.

A Story of Choice Imagine finding yourself at the crossroads of fate, torn between two paths. One leads to the person you love deeply—someone who has captured your heart and soul. The other path leads to the person who loves you more than anything, someone who would do anything to make you happy. What will you do if fate forces you to choose? Will you follow your heart, or will you choose the person who treasures you most? It's a story of choice, where love and loyalty collide, and no decision comes without sacrifice. A Story of Drama Trust is a fragile thing. What if the person you trusted with your life, turned out to be the one who wanted to end it? Betrayal cuts deep, and when it comes from someone you never expected, it shatters your world. What will you do when the mask comes off, and the truth is revealed? Will you confront them, or will fear keep you silent? This is a story of drama, where trust is broken, and survival depends on your next move. A Story of Action Learning to fight is one thing, but fighting for love is a battle of a different kind. When the world around you is in chaos, and your heart is caught in the storm, will you have the strength to hold on to love? Or will the struggles and dangers force you to let go? In this story of action, love is put to the ultimate test. The fight isn't just against the enemies outside—it's also against the doubts within. A Story of Love At the heart of it all, this is a story of love. Love in all its forms—complicated, beautiful, painful, and true. It's about the choices we make, the trust we give, the battles we fight, and the love we hold on to, no matter the cost. In the end, it's love that defines us and drives us, even when fate, betrayal, and danger stand in our way. Please enjoy reading!

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

When Aadi, a young man, searches for two people who are precious to him, his efforts land him in an unexpected place with an unrelenting foe, whose blows shatter the earth and rend boulders asunder. Their conflict sparks a partnership for the ages and spurs Aadi on an adventure that he wouldn't have imagined possible. --- Disclosure: Free chapters of this novel by Windus Andar will be published on several platforms: Wattpad, Royal Road, Scribble Hub, and WebNovel. These free chapters will also be published on Angel Grove Studio's website. Premium chapters will be available on Windus Andar's Patreon page. After the novel is completed, it will be published on Amazon and Smashwords and its affiliates.

Have you ever wondered how a person who was supposed to be dead was walking in front of you? Or why you are trapped in a mysterious paranormal game and the rules that are set in place to protect you are falling apart, or maybe you just want a short spine chilling tale to end the day? Have you ever just thought about paranormal things? Most people will tell you they are nonsense but here, we will learn about all the paranormal with you. But be warned, some of these tales are true...

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

Kayla is awakened in the middle of the night by a loud noise and follows the creature that caused the noise into the forest behind her house. But she is pulled into a magical world, and does not know how to get back home. Will she make it? And what else is waiting on her magical journey to find a way back home?

I've always wanted to be happy but I became toxic, The more I try the more I fail. This is a story about me. In the end I hope I'll make it

a famous fortune teller (Owen Anderson) was about to close the store. A very sepcial customer came, it was the crown prince (Arthur Gresly). The prince ask him for his help about his family got curse by a witch. Owen agree and willing to help. Will they succed to remove the curse or will they lost everything?

Gather around, young and old, for a compendium of tales -- some sweet, some terrifying and some looking to impart a lesson about life. Beware, the first is a horror story.

After series of breakups, Kylie is determined to live a single life so she moves away from home to live a single life alone. She has to work as a nanny with a billionaire who is also a single father, Louis Vale. What happens when she finds out that she has once had a past with him?

Winow Smith , a scholarship student burdened with student loans and the debt left behind by her runaway parents, was struggling to make her ends meet even after doing a part time and shared living with her friend. She was introduced by her friend to a dating like app where one could pay to get a girlfriend or boyfriend and could earn some pocket money if not so a living. Winow was sceptical about the app and it's reviews but having no ways out , she decides to give it a shot with not much hope. Soon clients or customers start to come in . Everything goes fairly well until Winow notices a very strange pattern – only seven people are her repeated customers/clients except them no one else visits her page . Things start to take a dark turn when she tries to distance herself from them . Can she really escape them ? ( This book is inspired from a book I read on quotev . It is " Girlfriend For Hire " by Starflame . It is a very interesting book . Do check out their book. ) ( The photo is from Pinterest, I just edited the title.)

" Don't Come Closer To Me ". " Why ? ". " Get Out Of Here. Right Now ". " But, I Want To Help you out ". " Niha, I'm Warning You. You'll Regret It Later ". " No, I Won't ". " Okay Then, Bear The Consequences ". Ah.. Ohh.... WHAT happened next ? HOW did The Cold Hearted CEO also known as ' The Business Monster ' in CHINA fell in love with a pretty INDIAN GIRL ? If you wanted to know about their story, Read this Novel......

He was once a king from another world but committed suicide because he got everything money, power, people, then realized there was something he didn't get, Love, So he swore from this day on he would protect his loved ones, But someone or something is getting in the way

In a postapocalyptic England, a 17 years old boy named Markus and a half human half wolf girl need to find a new place to live after their city was completely destroyed by a hurricane.

Thelma and Nelson were university lovers,but social class and background place a tumbling block on their relationship leading to the end of the relationship ,Thelma left Nelson when he needed her most , Five years later they met,will their love continue or will Nelson punished Thelma for what she did to him? Or will he find out the truth ?

this story is about a zombie outbreak and having to deal with the loss of friends and family, making new friends despite the situation and adapting to the new ways and finding love

In a distant universe, far from Earth, a kingdom of vampires faces a rising tide of darkness. The story follows Darius, a valiant vampire leader, and his crew as they embark on a perilous journey to protect their world. Their mission is to safeguard Elara, a destined princess of the Gemmoy kingdom, and defeat the Demon Horde, led by a powerful Demon Lord. Along the way, they encounter an ancient artifact called the Abyssal Crown, a source of immense power but with a dangerous curse that tempts its wielder with corruption. As the crew fights through waves of demonic foes, they discover that the Demon Lord is merely a pawn in a much larger game. A sinister force known as "The Shade," an ancient being of pure darkness, has been manipulating events from the shadows, aiming to engulf the world in eternal night. Darius, despite knowing the risks, uses the Abyssal Crown to combat this growing threat, balancing on the edge of losing himself to its dark influence. His twin allies, Elara and Lysandra, along with the brave crew—Seraphine, Kael, Lira, and Celeste—stand by his side, fighting valiantly to keep him grounded. Their journey takes them to the Obsidian Citadel, the lair of The Shade, where they face the ultimate confrontation. Darius wrestles with the Crown’s power, determined to protect his friends and the world. In a climactic battle, he overcomes The Shade by channeling the Crown’s immense energy, but the victory comes at a cost. The darkness within the Crown still lingers, leaving Darius haunted by its influence and the ever-present danger it poses. The story is a thrilling blend of love, sacrifice, and the struggle between light and darkness, with the fate of the universe resting on Darius's ability to resist the Crown’s corruption. It’s a tale of loyalty, courage, and the fight to protect what matters most in a world teetering on the brink of despair.