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The Path of Ten Thousand Beasts

Betrayed, broken, but not dead. After finally achieving the legendary Golden Spiritual Core, Bai Langtian should’ve stood on the threshold of greatness. Instead, he was betrayed by his own Sect Master, his core ripped from his body, and cast from the peak of Radiant Sun Mountain. He should’ve died. But fate had other plans. Langtian woke at the bottom of a cursed valley, his body shattered, his cultivation destroyed. With his core stolen, his future burned to ashes. Then, how could he possibly survive, let alone seek revenge? There was only one path left. The Path of Ten Thousand Beasts. In the belly of the abyss, among twisted trees and blood-soaked earth, Langtian would battle through wave after wave of feral, demonic beasts. He would devour their flesh, drink their blood, absorb their spirit essence, to become something powerful, something monstrous. __________________________________________ About the story: - Slow paced with detailed and complex world building and lore. My cultivation realms will also be a little bit different than usual. - No system, no reincarnation, no going back in time or starting over, no 'powerful grandpa inside the ring'... those kinds of tropes. - No yuri - The harem tag is just a placeholder for now. But if I decide to write more female leads, I will make them strong, unique and interesting. - The MC won’t stay a virgin for long. - MC will not be unstoppable. Fights are not easy. - He’ll stumble and fall a few times, each one shaping him to become colder, sharper, and more cautious. Other name: Vạn Thú Chi Đạo | Wàn Shòu Zhī Dào
BlueberyTempest · 2.1K Views

Arthur; Her Omega Husband

[Female Alpha× Male omega] ................................................. Arthur watched as the gaze of the alpha in front of him not moving the slightest as she then grinned, making him heat up and blush, forcing him to look away from her dangerously beautiful face. And then, she spoke, her eyes obsessively wandering around his lips now, making Arthur feel like he might burn away from just the gaze of those eyes alone. "So, you agreed to marry me?" "Mm." "I want words, love." "Y-yeah." Arthur couldn't help but stutter out of nowhere. "That's more like it. Use that sweet voice of yours more, sweetheart. Understood?" "Y-yeah." He stuttered again. "And it should be louder in bed, got it love?" "Th-Hic!" Arthur suddenly hiccupped and covered his mouth hurriedly, secretly glancing at her but locking eyes accidently, making him feel even more miserable now. God he can't really blush any more than this. He was exhausted just being at her gaze already. Why was she so perfect and hot and sexy and breathtakingly beautiful and intimidating? 'God, this woman...' "You know what, my love? Blushing and looking at me like that...I don't know how I am holding back from just throwing you into a wall and fucking your brains out and making you a complete breathless mess." Her beath was heavy and Arthur knew. She meant it all. She was serious. And he was into it...very much. His eyes must have sparkled with the excitement as she then smirked, leaning close to him. And then she whispered. "You are going to be the death of me Arthur. I swear to god I am going to make you the happiest omega alive." * * * Note: Omegaverse Female Alpha × Male Omega And, yes, that alpha here has a cock. (If you are not a fan of this trope, then please don't move further. I already warned you, so don't complain later. Thank you.) (I don't own the cover art.)
Sweet_Vanilla553 · 9.9K Views

Reborn as a Devouring Dragon with a System

ASSEMBLE, DRAGONS! When Daniel, an unlucky yet sharp-witted young man from Earth, meets an untimely end, he awakens not in paradise—but before the fearsome, long-forgotten Devouring Dragon God. In a crumbling divine realm on the brink of extinction, the ancient god offers Daniel a choice: be reborn in a world of magic, dragons, phoenixes, and cultivation—or vanish into eternal nothingness. But there’s a price: he must take up the mantle of vengeance and resurrect the glory of the annihilated Dragon Clan. Their enemy? Not demons. Not mortals. Gods. At first, Daniel scoffs. Revenge against divine beings? Madness. But with the threat of oblivion looming, he accepts the pact—and in return, he’s granted three wishes that will shape his destiny. Reborn as the final Devouring Dragon, Daniel believes his journey will be a breeze. He’s wrong. This world doesn’t bend to will or fantasy tropes—it crushes the unprepared. Forged in the flames of hardship and absurdity alike, Daniel rises—not as a mere man, but as the harbinger of an ancient bloodline. Watch the birth of a legend. The Dragon who makes even Gods tremble. The last of his kind. The first of a new era. The one who will unite the forgotten dragons—Fire, Wind, Thunder, Dark—and mutate even mightier beasts like the Sword Dragon and beyond. He is the storm that cracks the heavens. He is the fire that scorches fate itself. He is the roar that silences worlds. He is the fangs that tear through destiny. He is the wings that shadow the sun. He is the wrath that devours time and gods alike. He is the beginning of dread… and the end of divinity. He is the Devouring Dragon. [WSA 2025 Entry] A/N: Shameless MC? Absolutely. No harem? You bet. Returning readers from “I Lost My Copy System and Awakened a Plundering System” will recognize the Originat energy. Expect dragons, madness, mayhem—and an MC who doesn’t know when to shut up (this happens in the later chapters) Support means everything! +1 Bonus Chapter for every 200 Power Stones +1 Bonus Chapter for every 100 Golden Tickets
Dragon_Heart9 · 383.2K Views

FFF Class Auto Hero: The Weakest Class Turned Out To Be The Strongest?

"Oh Lord Lunareio, you are the only one who can save our world." ... My name is Rikuya Takatsuki, and I didn’t ask to be summoned to some fantasy world with my classmates. But there I was, expected to be a hero and protect the Kingdom from Realm Eaters, dimensional monsters chewing through reality. Apparently, all the races summoned forth heroes of legend, which was sort of a shocker to me since it wasn’t the cliché "slay the demon king" trope. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. While everyone else got flashy powers and legendary classes, I was slapped with the FFF Auto Hero class—no skills, no perks, and no respect. The kingdom handed me some pocket change and politely told me to scram. Fine by me. I was all set on enjoying the easy life in this new world anyways, when out of nowhere a bunch of cultists kidnapped me, claiming I’m their prophesied god or whatever. They gave me a mansion, unlimited snacks, and zero responsibilities, so of course, I played along. But then my so-called useless class kicked in. Turns out Auto Hero means my body hijacks itself whenever there’s danger, turning me into some kind of unstoppable killing machine. Efficient? Sure. Ethical? Not so much. Now everyone thinks I’m this terrifying cult leader who takes down monsters, corrupt kings, and anyone dumb enough to stand in my way. While my classmates enjoy their shiny hero lives, I’m here in the shadows, leading a cult, toppling kingdoms, and pretending I have some grand plan. The truth? I’m just winging it. I mean... what’s the worst that could happen?
Zurbluris · 292.1K Views

Les Méchants Doivent Gagner

Je suis un fier NEET qui a dévoré tous les romans d'amour, mangas, webtoons et jeux otome existants. Juste au moment où je pensais avoir tout conquis, un lapin noir est apparu dans mon rêve. "Félicitations ! Vous avez été choisi pour aider les méchants à gagner dans plusieurs mondes !" "Comme un jeu ?" "Euh... bien sûr." "Super, je suis partant !" Et juste comme ça, je suis devenu un agent du Système des Vilains. Il est temps de réécrire quelques fins heureuses—à la manière des méchants. **[NOTE !]** Ce roman présente plusieurs arcs courts, chacun explorant différents tropes tels que la Chine ancienne, le monde moderne, les bêtes, les loups-garous, les vampires, la fantaisie, la romance scolaire, les groupes d'idoles—vous l'avez ! Le twist ? Chaque arc se concentre sur notre MC qui fait triompher le méchant (mâle) sur les protagonistes masculins et féminins. L'histoire est principalement écrite en points de vue à la 2e et 3e personne pour une expérience dynamique et immersive. || Extrait || [AVERTISSEMENT ! Contenu MATURE !] "Alors servez-moi... correctement." La commande était à la fois sensuelle et autoritaire, et le pouls de Xue Li s'accéléra sous son regard intense. L'air entre eux devenait lourd, ses mains tremblantes faiblissant alors qu'elle commençait à passer l'éponge sur son torse, son toucher léger contre ses cicatrices. "O-oui Votre Majesté." Han Feng se pencha légèrement en arrière, la regardant à travers ses yeux mi-clos, son expression indéchiffrable. "Plus lentement," murmura-t-il, sa voix un grondement bas qui fit sauter son pouls. "Vous tremblez," dit-il, sa voix soyeuse, la faisant sursauter. "C-c'est la vapeur, Votre Majesté," balbutia-t-elle, bien qu'elle savait que c'était une mauvaise excuse. Han Feng gloussa doucement, le son profond et riche. "Hmm... C'est ainsi ? Alors vous n'avez aucun problème à nettoyer mon membre, n'est-ce pas ?" Les yeux de Xue Li tremblaient, au bord des larmes, ce qui semblait plaire à Han Feng. Son sourire s'élargit alors qu'il l'encourageait. "Allez. Vous allez me servir correctement, n'est-ce pas ?"
MiuNovels · 36K Views

I Got Married to a Yandere Queen

(Alternative title: I Can Cut Through Anything) ... After dying from overwork, Riven is reincarnated into a war-torn world where holy power and arcane magic clash for dominance. Born into poverty and orphaned at twelve, he survives with his younger sister by scavenging weapons from the corpses of fallen soldiers. That is, until he finds a gravely wounded woman in front of his house. Moved by a strange sense of compassion, Riven saves her life—unaware that she is the infamous Mad Queen, a ruthless monarch who slaughtered her entire royal bloodline. In return for his kindness, she teaches him how to wield a sword—an art that awakens a terrifying power within him: the ability to cut through anything. But power comes at a cost. Her gaze shifts from gratitude to obsession. And now, bound by a twisted marriage to a queen whose love is as dangerous as her blade, Riven must decide: will he run from her... or embrace the madness she offers? --- Author's Note Hi everyone, I’m a new author here. To be honest, I got tired of the same old harem tropes—stories where the male lead collects girls like trophies without any real emotional depth. So I decided to write something different. This is a dark fantasy romance centered around one woman only: a yandere queen whose love is as dangerous as her power. Yes, the story contains R-rated scenes—expect some heat. But it’s not just about that. This novel will dive into: Deep character development, The twisted yet intimate relationship between Riven and the Queen, A complex world filled with arcane powers and divine magic, Royal politics and war, And Riven’s journey to become the strongest swordsman in the world. As a beginner, I genuinely welcome any feedback, comments, or even low ratings. Whether you give me five stars or just one, it’ll help me improve—and I truly appreciate it. Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoy the madness.
Ares_Yanto · 27.4K Views

Dawnbringer: An Epic Medieval High Fantasy Saga

A complete saga of epic proportions, Dawnbringer is a series of novels set in the world of Ierendal, upon the small continent of Telmerion, cold and rugged and yet inhabited since the beginning of human history by the first family of humankind. Though the setting is high fantasy—a work of co-creative imagination fashioning a mythical world with its own history and geography—the plot and the ins-and-outs of the world are deeply realistic, portraying as it were an ancient and long-forgotten past of our own world. Or more precisely, what is offered here is a mythical exposition of the true past that we all share—with very little magic or other fantasy tropes, but with a great deal of “magic,” in other words, a world filled with wonders and terrors of all kinds, from the ancient guardians of the world, the Anaion, to vicious and deadly beasts such as dragons, eötenga, and druadach. The characters find themselves caught in the cosmic battle between light and darkness, between the weakness of love and the power of hate, which casts its rays and its shadows also into the heart of every man and woman. The journey marked out before their feet calls for integrity, fidelity, and heroism, and also something even more, something that lies at the heart of every good adventure and every life, and which is the very measure of man. When Eldarien returns to his homeland after many years away—burdened by the awareness that he has perpetrated great evil at the hands of an Empire whose knight he has become—he encounters a continent riven by strife and war and threatened by creatures even more horrifying, born of the very darkness itself. He wishes to lay aside the sword, to leave behind a past marked with violence and bloodshed, but he also longs to aid his people against the forces that endanger their very existence. And such a path he cannot walk alone, facing obstacles both within and without, and he finds given to him both the light that he wishes to serve and friends to share the journey. All the while the land that he loves slides inexorably into conflict, into what shall be known henceforth as the War of Darkness, and he and those to whom he is joined are called upon to share the fate of their people, looking forward in hope to the promised coming of dawn after darkest night.
JoshuaElzner · 7.4K Views

Curiosity of God

RELEASE: 2+ chps/weekend NOTE: Vol. 4-6 chapters are LONG (revisions pending). Normal chapter count would be ~500 for Vol. 1-6. When college physics student Mizuki Hakuto faces the obligatory bus-kun death of all isekai protagonists, he's brought face-to-face with a divine entity. When not mocking Mizuki, the so-called godling explains the nature of the universe – gods, godlings, mythical beasts, and more. Most importantly, magic is real. Just...not on Earth. Inspired by Earth's manga and having a penchant for drama, the godling offers him the opportunity to experience these things on a different world. The world is ruled by a strange god that treats it like a divine petri dish, and it's filled with interesting creatures the god collected from all across the universe. The god of this strange planet seems welcoming and helpful at first, but Mizuki quickly realizes that all is not as it seems in the magical world of Azura. Wielding science and newfound sorcery, Mizuki investigates the fundamental laws of magic, the nature of the divine, and more, but his progress is watched in secret by powerful forces. As he gains knowledge and power, and his darker nature is revealed, will the gods sit idly by? FAQ: Q – What's the overall tone of this story? A – It seems pretty lighthearted at first, but the trajectory of the story makes it progressively darker. I'd say the story takes itself fairly serious at times, but the characters' personalities lend to plenty of comedic dialogue. Especially in the lull between major events. Q – Isekai tropes? A – Yes. Some are leaned into, some are mocked, but most make an appearance in some form. Q – Is the MC's prior life relevant? A – Yes! The MC relies heavily on knowledge specific to Earth, and especially his science background. The MC trying to reconcile his scientific understanding from Earth with this newfound variable of magic is a major theme of the story. Q – How is the MC isekai'd? Is he reincarnated? A – In the most tropey way possible, of course. He gets hit by a bus. After dying, he's resurrected in his original body and sent to another world as 18 years old. Q – Is there slavery in this isekai? A – Yes, and it's not a pretty industry. However, the MC detests the slavery on Azura. The story won't shy away from the effect it has on the lives of those the MC meets. This will not be one of those stories where the MC virtue signals about how bad slavery is, but inexplicably keeps slaves of their own and it's painted as 'good' because the slaves are 'treated well'. Q – Is the MC overpowered? A – Absolutely, but this will change much later, as the story progresses. Q – Is this another self-insert isekai story? A – I certainly think it's true that the MC lacks personality early on in the series – it takes a while to learn much about his personal life on Earth or personality. We're watching an MC who seems to be a reactionary person on Earth, just going through the motions, necessarily develop more of a sense of self in a world where his actions are more consequential. Q – You tagged this as 'romance'...is there a harem? A – Yup. It takes a long time for the second romance to happen, and the harem always remains very small, but eventually it happens.
BosonConfidential · 159.9K Views

The CEO: Wild Child

Beatrice was like any other CEO child… well, except for the fact that she wasn’t raised as one. Her mother ran away when she was four months pregnant. Taking Beatrice with her in her womb, she (Beatrice’s mom) went to live with her brother (Beatrice’s uncle) In the swamp of Louisiana. Growing up catching fish, hunting rabbits, dear, and alligators, she’s a far cry from what you would expect. one day when she’s 24 coming in from a turkey hunt her world turns upside down. Her father the former CEO, her older brother, the current CEO of her families company, her second older brother the coding genius and technology prodigy, and her third older brother the cyclist player. They came storming into her life, completely ruining her peace and happiness, under the pretext of saving her from her kidnapper! She argued saying it was insane that a 24-year-old should be under their care, but they did not listen whisking her away to their estate in California and expecting her to live with them. little did they realize she wasn’t just some backwoods bumpkin. She was the legendary designer Willow Wood. known for her use of animal skins which she procured herself. They brought her into their lives now they have to deal with the consequences. This fiery independent woman has come to turn these men’s lives upside down. Along her wild journey she finds the newfound family, burning, passionate lover, and the new appreciation for the city, as well as getting her family far out of their comfort zones. —————————————————— Hello readers, I hope you enjoy my book! It’s a new take on the CEO realm while also sticking to a lot of the CEO tropes! I promise this little firecracker of a female lead will not disappoint you! Please review my book to let me know what you think, leave. Paragraph comments, letting me know what you wanna see or anything you think I should fix, and please add my book to your collection. The cover is generated.
EsmeraldaSkylark · 2.4K Views

The 13th Kingdom: Reincarnation

- That Time They Reincarnated a Rapper - You’d think dying would be the worst part. Not for Jean Vinson. After a brutal end in his previous life, Jean wakes up in a wild new world where music is magic, souls are power sources, and gods walk among mortals. Now known as Xiro Mikazuki, he finds himself on the outside of Gaia’s cutthroat society, armed with only old memories, a mental disorder-turned-power up, and a smart-ass attitude that just might get him killed—again. Thrown into deadly trials, divine politics, and twisted battles that remix soul, genre, and grit, Xiro must navigate a world where faith empowers, fame kills, and failure means eternal silence. The system’s rigged, the deities are watching—and they’re betting on him to lose. But they clearly forgot: He’s not here to play fair. He’s trying to create his paradise by any means necessary. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 13th Kingdom: Reincarnation is more than just another isekai — it’s an evolution of the genre. It refuses to follow standard tropes and instead blends the music industry’s highs and lows, Black cultural identity, divine spirituality, and shonen-style power systems into something deeply personal and original. At its core, this is a story of healing through power, rage, and love, driven by the ghost of the past and the burdens of greatness. Xiro’s arc — from lost, damaged artist to rising Godlike force — is never clean or idealized. It's traumatic, hilarious, angry, vulgar, and transcendent. What to expect: - A Love Letter to Hip-Hop, Anime, and Fantasy Games. - OP Protagonist with infinite potential and a savage attitude. - System Mechanics wrapped in magic and science. - Divine Politics & Soul Wars that upend every trope. - Witty, Smart-Mouth Narration in full AAVE effect. Patreon.com/CreativeZoneComics - Read ahead a week when you join for free or one of the support tiers. 10 chapter advancement, bonus chapters, artwork, character design, and a community chat with more to come can be found here. Learn more about Gaia and the Prime Realm System with behind-the-scenes insight and posts, and access to the publicly released chapters a day early. - Weekly Chapter Release - Every Friday. Join the support tier to avoid the wait for the public release.
xmwebster · 47K Views

The Villains Must Win

I’m a proud NEET who’s devoured every romance novel, manga, webtoon, and otome game out there. Just when I thought I’d conquered it all, a black bunny appeared in my dream. “Congrats! You’ve been chosen to help villains win across multiple worlds!” “Like a game?” “Uh . . . sure.” “Great, I’m in!” And just like that, I became an agent of the Villain System. Time to rewrite some happily-ever-afters—villain style. **[NOTE!]** This novel features multiple short arcs, each exploring different tropes such as ancient China, the modern world, beasts, werewolves, vampires, fantasy, school romance, idol groups—you name it! The twist? Each arc focuses on our MC making the villain (male) triumph over the male and female leads. The story is written primarily in 2nd and 3rd person POV for a dynamic and immersive experience. || Excerpt || [WARNING! MATURE Content Ahead!] “Then serve me . . . properly.” The command was both sensual and authoritative, and Xue Li’s pulse quickened under his intense gaze. The air between them grew heavy, her trembling hands faltering as she began to run the sponge across his chest, her touch featherlight against his scars. “Y-yes your majesty.” Han Feng leaned back slightly, watching her through half-lidded eyes, his expression unreadable. “Slower,” he murmured, his voice a low rumble that made her pulse skip. “You’re trembling,” he said, his voice velvet smooth, making her flinch. “I-It’s the steam, Your Majesty,” she stammered, though she knew it was a poor excuse. Han Feng chuckled softly, the sound deep and rich. “Hmm . . . Is that so? Then you have no problem cleaning my cock right?” Xue Li's eyes trembled, on the verge of tears, which seemed to please Han Feng. His smile grew wider as he urged her on. "Go on. You're going to serve me properly, aren't you?"
MiuNovels · 572.5K Views

100 Days To Kill The Prince

{ WARNING: Rated 18+ and intense slow burn} Her entire life has been a silent war against the royal family who framed her father for treason and brutally murdered her Family when she was a child. Years later, the same royal family killed the closest living person in her life leaving her to the fate of the streets at such a young age. Known as the Raven, Viviana is the deadliest assassin in the Abyss guild, a reputation earned through years of training, skill and an unyielding thirst for revenge. When a new contract arrives—to assassinate Dominic, the crown prince of Eldoria within a hundred days—Viviana sees a twisted gift. This prince, she soon discovers, is betrothed to her own Princess, Lilliana, and belongs to the very kingdom she swore to destroy. Arriving at the luxurious palace, Viviana feels a grim satisfaction; this is her chance to finally complete her vendetta, even if it costs her everything. But the royal halls hum with far more than just her target. Secrets, betrayals, and whispers of darker plots cling to every shadow. Viviana quickly learns that the prince isn't just a mark; he's a man burdened by his own dangerous truths, and unsettlingly, he seems to be aware of her presence, perhaps even anticipating her next move, making her job seem difficult. As their paths cross repeatedly, an unforeseen and forbidden love begins to spark between these enemies , an assassin and her target. This dangerous connection threatens to unravel her carefully constructed revenge, forcing Viviana to confront whether her mission is truly worth sacrificing a bond that could offer a future she never imagined. Will her deep-seated desire for revenge prevail, or will the complexities, secrets and truths of the palace and a burgeoning, impossible love redefine her destiny and that of the one she loves? What happens when the prince begins to protect the assassin sent to kill him? Trope: Enemies - to - Bloodshed - forbidden lovers You can read my other books • My Bratty Wife • Reborn: The Duke’s Obsession
Cameron_Rose_8326 · 24.1K Views

Whispers of Control

THE KNIGHT WHO STOLE ME A Darkly Romantic Tale of Obsession, Forbidden Longing, and a Love That Won’t Be Ignored --- "I was supposed to hate him. Then he stole me." Sarah Jane, a quiet 17-year-old with a heart too tender for her own good, never asked for the attention of Andrew Knight—the ruthless, coldly beautiful CEO of AK Corporation. She certainly never expected to be dragged into his world, forced to live under his roof, or subjected to his unnerving gaze that seems to strip her soul bare. But Andrew Knight doesn’t ask. He takes. After a chance encounter awakens a long-buried obsession, Andrew whisks Sarah away to his gilded mansion, claiming her as his own. Yet this is no fairy tale—this is a war. He replaces her old things with expensive replicas—identical, but better. He watches her sleep, tucking her in with hands that could crush empires. He memorizes her sighs, counts her blushes, and hates how much he craves her fear. And Sarah? She should resist. But the deeper she falls into his world, the harder it becomes to deny the truth: Andrew Knight didn’t just steal her freedom. He stole the broken pieces of her heart—and refuses to give them back. --- WHY IT WORKS: “HE NOTICED HER FOUR YEARS AGO.” (Flashbacks reveal Andrew has been watching since her school speech. That photo in his drawer? Just the beginning.) “SHE LEFT HER DOOR UNLOCKED ON PURPOSE.” (And he knows it. The midnight temple kiss? Neither of them will admit it happened.) “THE COCKROACH SCENE.” (A bug makes him yank her into his chest. His heartbeat? Faster than hers.) “SAM, THE ULTIMATE CHAOS GREMLIN.” (“Andrew, if you keep glaring at her, she’ll think you hate her.” Andrew: “Good.” —Lies. Lies everywhere.) “THE ‘ONLY YOU’ WHISPER IN THE MAYBACH.” (His car. His rules. Her in the passenger seat. No one else.) --- TROPES YOU’LL DEVOUR: "Touch Her and You Die" Energy Forced Proximity (One mansion. Two stubborn hearts.) "Who Hurt You?" Backstories Slow Burn (So slow it burns the house down) Possessive AF CEO (“Look at me, Sarah. Only me.”) --- FINAL HOOK: "He was supposed to be her prison. Instead, he became her addiction." --- READ IF YOU DARE: You love morally grey men who loathe their own weakness. You live for heroines who are soft but never weak. You need a slow burn that hurts so good. --- WARNING: This story contains: Unresolved sexual tension (So much glaring.) A CEO who doesn’t know how to relax (But tries for her.) Sam. (Just… Sam.) --- THE KNIGHT WHO STOLE ME (Because love isn’t given. It’s claimed.)
Sharadox_5371 · 18.2K Views

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 6.4K Views

Marked by the Vampire Prince: I’m His Mate, Not His Baby Maker!

A Vampire x Human Girl Romance Story (R18) Tropes: strong female lead, witty yet dangerous male lead, post-apocalypse, enemies-to-lovers. HEA Warning: R18—has sexually explicit scenes, violence (towards the enemies) and despite the forced relationship, there won’t be any abusive scenes inflicted by the ML to the FL. Summary: Lyra After humanity lost the century-long war against creatures far more superior than us, we were forced underground—stripped of our freedom, dignity, and sun. I’ve spent my whole life in the dark, dreaming of seeing what the blue sky looks like. I dream to be an actress, to be in the limelight and to be the character I am not—vibrant and free. But it all changed in a single night—being chased by the bounty hunters that led me to the borders of the wolves, a party during the Red Moon and to be embraced by him—Julian Czarnel, the last High Vampire and the one responsible for eliminating 50% of the human race. I thought he’d kill me. Instead… he called me his fated mate. And later, I became his wife. And I’m his ticket to reviving his race by carrying his heir. But I’m not here to be bred like livestock. He may have robbed my freedom, but he’ll never have my soul. I don’t care if he’s dangerous. I don’t care if my body burns when he touches me. I’m not his baby maker. I, Lyra Ellison, will create my own path. And I’ll take advantage of him to reach my goal.
Aly_Belliveed · 6.5K Views
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