Meme Pesado

Un joven doctor, jamás pensó, que, al hacer su juramento hipocrático, daría su vida para salvar a una pequeña niña, quien, al perseguir un globo, cruzo la calle sin darse cuenta de que un camión la iba a atropellar. En el momento, cuando su cuerpo salió volando por el impacto, es como si su mente se liberara y ya no sentía su cuerpo, todos sus recuerdos de vida pasaron en un instante, y con una sonrisa, no sintió arrepentimientos por morir. Como huérfano, paso su vida estudiando y trabajando para pagar sus estudios, logro graduarse como médico y tenía pensado estudiar una especialidad. Pero el destino no le daría la oportunidad, sin familia ni novia, no dejaba atrás nada más que un seguro de vida, que caería al orfanato que lo crio y que sabe que sería de gran ayuda. Pero cuando pensó que su mente se desvanecería para siempre, como ateo, su firmeza en no creer en dioses o nada paranormal, lo golpeo de la nada, diciéndole que estaba equivocado. O más bien, el golpe fue tan real y en sus nalgas, cuando quiso protestar, solo pudo emitir un llanto. Y se dio cuenta de que había renacido. Ahora, se enfrenta a esta nueva vida, y con una familia al fin. Puede sentir la alegría de vivir nuevamente. Y para su sorpresa, este es un mundo de magia y espadas. Un mundo de fantasía con estilo moderno. ¡Pero algo está mal con este mundo! Las mujeres gobiernan aquí y los pocos hombres son en realidad flores y tesoros que son buscados y perseguidos por mujeres. ¡Quienes los miman y cuidan como si de un hombre cuidase de una mujer! ¡Pero la sorpresa no termina aquí! ¡Sigue mi historia de como un hombre tengo que mostrar mi valía varonil y encontrar mi lugar en este mundo de mujeres! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________________________________________________________________ Additional Tags - Male Protagonist, Harem, Love, Action, Romance, R18, Futa on Male, Beautiful Female Lead.

``` Você já se perguntou como seria acordar em um corpo que não é seu? Um corpo muito, muito mais jovem? Eu não posso dizer que já tinha pensado muito sobre isso. Isso foi até uma noite em que um paciente entrou no departamento de emergência onde eu estava trabalhando e me deu um tiro à queima-roupa na cabeça. Sabe, se ele queria uma segunda opinião, era só pedir. Mas isso é o de menos... De alguma forma, de algum jeito, acordei num hospital estranho com uma mulher que parecia suspeitosamente com minha mãe segurando minha mão e chorando. Super feliz em vê-la, me levou alguns minutos para perceber que eu não era mais a doutora bem-sucedida de 25 anos em um dos hospitais mais prestigiados do mundo. Não, eu era uma menina de 6 anos que por um momento... queria sua mãe. Quando o apocalipse chega, cada um por si. Eu tenho três escolhas: lutar pelo que quero? Fugir e me esconder, ou ficar paralisada quando os demônios do meu passado voltarem para me assombrar? Você pode me conhecer como A Curandeira, mas esta é a minha história para contar. ------ Lutar, Fugir ou Paralisar é o segundo romance da série Renascimento no Apocalipse, desta vez apresentando A Curandeira: Wang Tian Mu e seus homens. Você não precisará ler o primeiro para entender este, e ela não vai ficar criança o tempo todo. Li Dai Lu e seus caras vão aparecer ocasionalmente, mas esta é estritamente a história de Wang Tian Mu! Espero que você curta! Outros Romances: Renascimento no Apocalipse: Terceira Vez é um Charme (Concluído) Naves da Estrela (Concluído) Dançando com Monstros (Em Andamento) Silenciosa como um Rato (Em Andamento) Me encontre no Discord: devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289) ```

debido a la ignorancia y terquedad de los mortales ahora tendrán que enfrentarse a uno de los enemigos y plagas que jamas hubiesen pensado en enfrentar. Thaddeus un mago que participó en la creación de esta plaga se ve obligado a enfrentar sus errores y recorrera un camino que muy pocos se atreverían. --------- version Español

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

``` —Murió un Héroe, renacido como un Demonio... —El Héroe más fuerte del mundo mató al Rey Demonio, el demonio más poderoso que jamás haya aparecido en la Tierra. Logró algo que ningún otro héroe pudo hacer jamás. —Pero ay, el Héroe nunca esperó que su propia novia, sus propios amigos y la organización en la que confiaba se volvieran de repente contra él e intentaran matarlo. —Fue el golpe más cruel que jamás se le infligió en su vida. —Todavía no se rindió e intentó mantenerse firme, pero ellos vinieron preparados, y él fue atrapado desprevenido en su trampa. ¡Luchó hasta la muerte solo para encontrarse transmigrado en el cuerpo de un demonio! —¡Pero quién hubiera pensado que él sería el esposo de la Reina Demonio! —Sin embargo, la vida como consorte real no era nada fácil. Así que lee para descubrir cómo va a superar a aquellos que intentan pisotearlo y finalmente obtener su venganza. ===== —Enlace de Discord —https://discord.gg/HjWkd4nB3z ===== ```

Estou fazendo um rework na obra, pretendo continua-lá! Logo mais terá novos capítulos. [24/11/2024] [Português: Sinopse] Reencarnado como Khargas, um jovem órfão em uma humilde vila tribal, ele carrega dentro de si as memórias de sua vida passada como Selermonis, o lendário rei mais poderoso que o mundo já conheceu. Agora, em um corpo juvenil e cercado por um mundo selvagem e espiritualmente conectado ao Éter, Khargas se depara com novos desafios que testarão não apenas sua força, mas também sua sabedoria. Sob a orientação de Judith, uma enigmática xamã, ele descobre que o Éter — a energia vital que permeia todas as coisas — é a chave para moldar sua nova existência. Contudo, em meio a feras implacáveis, conflitos tribais e uma força sombria que ameaça tudo ao seu redor, Khargas terá de encontrar um equilíbrio entre o imenso poder de sua antiga vida e a pureza de sua nova jornada. Será que ele conseguirá enfrentar os espectros de seu passado para reescrever seu destino e alcançar o verdadeiro potencial de sua reencarnação? "O Reino Tribal" é uma jornada épica de redenção, magia, batalhas e autodescoberta em um universo repleto de mistérios ancestrais. [English: Synopsis] Reincarnated as Khargas, a young orphan in a humble tribal village, he carries within him the memories of his past life as Selermonis, the legendary most powerful king the world has ever known. Now, in a youthful body and surrounded by a wild world and spiritually connected to the Aether, Khargas faces new challenges that will test not only his strength, but also his wisdom. Under the guidance of Judith, an enigmatic shaman, he discovers that the Aether — a life-giving energy that permeates all things — holds the key to shaping his new existence. But amidst relentless beasts, tribal conflicts, and a dark force that threatens everything around him, Khargas will have to find a balance between the immense power of his former life and the purity of his new journey. Can he face the specters of his past to rewrite his destiny and reach the true potential of his reincarnation? "The Tribal Kingdom" is an epic journey of redemption, magic, battles and self-discovery in a universe filled with ancient mysteries. (Warnings! The novel Contains Violence, Death, Heavy Themes, And Blood!) [Sorry For The English, I Used Google Translate] =============================== Os Nomes E Pessoas São Todas Fictícias Para Fazer A Trama Da História. (Avisos: A Novel Contém, Violência, Morte, Temas Pesados, E Sangue!) {Novel Totalmente Criada Por Mim: A Obra Está Em Construção} Conta Oficial Do Instagram: @SichaBrother ===============================

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

una ves fui un gran héroe pero tras ser traicionado decisidi acabar con el mundo.. ESTA ES MI PRIMERA NOVELA ESPERO QUE DISFRUTEN POSDATA:el prota solo busca acabar con todo, todavía no e pensado muy bien como continuar la novela pero are lo mejor que pueda

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

que pasaría si el díos menos pensado tuviera un hijo, acompañemos lo en su viaje para ver cómo encajará en un mundo que lo ve con miedo

"¿jefa, no puedo descansar?, tomar otro trabajo es un problema para mi" "Ni lo pienses, además deja de dormirte mientras explico tu próximo trabajo" "Sigh... no hay otra opción... pero como lo pide mi hermosa jefa tengo que hacerlo" "otra vez con eso..." ------------------------- ¿Quien hubiera pensado que la llegada de un trabajo del día a día terminaría desencadenando tantos problemas? Y con encuentro de este ángel caído llamado kafziel Acedia y el perpetrador de este caso se desencadenaría los sucesos de una nueva era en este mundo.. .................................. 1 cap x semana DISCORD https ://discord .com/ invite/ pvvZAAM5Jr

Yan Zheyun foi criado para ser um vencedor. Seus pais estavam na lista da Forbes, ele foi o orador da turma de formandos na melhor universidade do país, e a cereja do bolo foi ser votado como o 'garoto dos sonhos' por quatro anos seguidos por seus colegas. E agora, com apenas vinte e cinco anos, Yan Zheyun era o orgulhoso presidente e CEO de sua própria empresa de tecnologia. Mas o que deveria ter sido o dia mais feliz de sua vida se transformou no pior quando ele ouviu uma estranha voz robótica enquanto atravessava a rua para pegar um café, apenas porque não podia esperar sua secretária voltar da sala de fotocópias. [RELATÓRIO DE ERRO #193842347: ALMA DE OUTRO MUNDO DETECTADA. INICIANDO SEQUÊNCIA DE DEPORTAÇÃO.] E então ele morreu. Em um acidente de carro muito chato, muito comum. ...exceto que talvez ele não tenha morrido. A primeira coisa que Yan Zheyun pensou depois que abriu os olhos e se viu em um quarto que parecia o cenário de um daqueles dramas do palácio interno foi: Nossa, o café não valeu a pena. A segunda coisa que ele pensou depois de perceber que estava agora em um romance histórico BL e havia transmigrado para o corpo de uma beleza trágica que estava (prestes a ser) usada e abusada por seus vários amantes foi: Deve ter sido a técnica errada para abrir os olhos, deixe-me tentar novamente... não, ainda estou aqui. Bem. F**da-se. De CEO a escravo insignificante, Yan Zheyun não conseguia acreditar na sua sorte. Preso em um mundo estranho e cercado por tops loucos (respectivamente conhecidos como 'O Amigo de Infância', 'O Filho do General', 'O Príncipe Herdeiro', 'Outro Príncipe', 'Aquele Duque Assustador' etc.), Yan Zheyun percebeu que seu único dia de experiência como CEO não o havia preparado adequadamente para essa nova vida de infelicidade. Mas ele não era do tipo que desistia sem lutar, então... Yan Zheyun resolutamente decidiu ficar longe da aterrorizante trama romântica, tentar escrever para si mesmo uma nova trama política e, aproveitando, abraçar algumas coxas poderosas, bajular alguns poderosos. E em uma monarquia dinástica, de quem seriam melhores coxas para abraçar do que as do próprio imperador? Liu Yao: ...Este Soberano permite que você abrace outras partes também. Par: - Imperador Top Que-Parece-Sério-Mas-É-Secretamente-Gentil! VS Escravo Bottom Que-Parece-Um-Coelho-Mas-É-Secretamente-Uma-Raposa! - NÃO é um harém, toda a história é 1v1 Avisos: - Este romance lida com alguns assuntos pesados ​​que surgem como resultado da escravidão e de um sistema de castas. Adicionei avisos de gatilho onde relevante, mas só para avisar, os canalhas são chamados de canalhas por um motivo! Atualizações: 21:00 GMT+8 Ilustrado por: HAZHE

Ezechiel, mientras escuchaba extrañas voces en su cabeza, terminó muriendo tras ser atropellado por un vehículo pesado. En sus últimos segundos de vida, lleno de sangre y con muchas partes de su cuerpo en mal estado, logró ver y sentir, con un dolor indescriptible, cómo era tragado por algún tipo de sombra o energía oscura. Cuando abrió los ojos, se encontró en un lugar extraño junto a dos individuos igualmente peculiares y se preguntó: "¿He reencarnado?" Cuando pensó que podría comenzar su nueva vida de la mejor manera, ocurrió algo que lo marcaría para toda la vida. Su propia existencia y sus descubrimientos traerán consigo cambios que repercutirán en todo el mundo.

Quem é você? Acordei de sobressalto, desorientada e com dores pelo corpo todo. Um corpo masculino pesado estava ao meu lado --- ambos estávamos nus, exceto pelo lençol que cobria nossos corpos. Eu procurava em minhas memórias pela noite anterior, tentando entender como havia parado aqui enquanto tentava enrolar o lençol em meu corpo. Parei quando percebi que deixaria meu parceiro de cama totalmente nu. Eu me recordava de ter dito repetidamente: 'Sou sua companheira!' Com cuidado, saí da cama para procurar roupas. Tentei ser tão silenciosa quanto possível para não acordar o estranho. Seu cheiro estava impregnado em mim, em tudo na verdade. Rico e masculino, cada vez que eu respirava, sentia como se estivesse sendo envolvida pela floresta, com toques de madeira e uma especiaria quente que eu não conseguia identificar. Eu queria voltar para a cama ao lado dele e nunca mais sair. Minha loba, Rayne, resmungava em minha mente: 'Não deveríamos partir! Ele é o nosso companheiro!'

"¿Quién eres?" Desperté de repente, desorientada y con dolor por todas partes. Un cuerpo masculino pesado yacía junto a mí, ambos estábamos desnudos excepto por la sábana que cubría nuestros cuerpos. Busqué en mis recuerdos de la noche anterior, intentando averiguar cómo había llegado aquí mientras trataba de envolverme en la sábana. Me detuve cuando me di cuenta de que dejaría totalmente desnudo a mi compañero de cama. Me recordé a mí misma diciendo una y otra vez, "¡Soy tu compañera!" Me levanté con cuidado de la cama para buscar ropa. Intenté ser lo más silenciosa posible para no despertar al extraño. Su aroma estaba por todo mí, en realidad por todo. Rico y masculino, cada vez que respiraba sentía como si estuviera rodeada por el bosque con matices de madera y una especia cálida que no podía nombrar. Quería volver a la cama a su lado y nunca salir. Mi loba, Rayne, gruñó en mi cabeza, "¡No deberíamos irnos! ¡Él es nuestro compañero!"

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Descubra um mundo onde o sobrenatural e o real se encontram! Sado Yasutora é um jovem que viveu uma vida medíocre até descobrir sua habilidade única, o *Faker*, capaz de anular qualquer lei ou poder mágico. Já Yuki Sato, uma misteriosa garota de cabelos brancos e poder transcendental, introduz Sado a um lado oculto da realidade, onde ciência, mitologia, religião e lendas convergem. De deuses cósmicos a figuras históricas como Nikola Tesla e Leonardo da Vinci, de lugares enigmáticos como a Ilha de Páscoa a planos etéreos, eles mergulham em uma jornada para desvendar os segredos do mundo. Será a magia uma bênção ou uma maldição? Uma história onde o ordinário dá lugar ao extraordinário.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Kurai Jigoku was often thought of as a misfit, as he was frequently picked on by those in his school. He was not particularly rich and had to purchase inexpensive shoes, and sometimes had to repeat the same outfit every day. Kurai endured numerous forms of torment from his classmate Sado Yorimitsu, such as stealing his money, giving him physical abuse that left his bones broken and his face disfigured, and even forcing his head into a toilet. He experienced every type of bullying imaginable. The unsympathetic and callous teachers and students ignored Sado's clear mistreatment and regularly put the blame on Kurai for initiating conflicts, although this was not accurate. Kurai caused his mother to be ashamed of him, leading him to sink into depression. He made attempts to end his own life, but ultimately lacked the resolve to go through with it. "I'm simply gonna die a loser because that's what the world wants? It's not fair, I can't stand it." "Good, hero? Screw that. There is no such thing as hero in this world." Kurai yearned for the opportunity to take revenge on everyone who had made his life miserable. One day, following Kurai's altercation with Sado, his dream came true as he and his peers were summoned by a Goddess to an alternate world. He was no longer the same as before; he could now life forever and is ageless, even if he was broken down to the last atom, he would be able to come back together again. He vowed to have his opportunity to exact retribution on Sado, who holds the title of hero, and to take him out by any means necessary.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

La vida de Mateo ha sido marcada por la ausencia de su padre, quien se suicidó debido a problemas de drogas. Esto ha dejado a Mateo con una personalidad cerrada y reservada. Su madre trabaja largas horas como empleada de limpieza para mantener a la familia, y su hermana Ariana se esfuerza mucho en la escuela para tener un futuro mejor. Mateo es un chico de 16 años de edad, Tiene el pelo largo y usa gafas, lo cual oculta su apariencia atractiva. Es tímido e inteligente, pero su personalidad solitaria se debe a su pasado difícil y oscuro. Vive en una casa humilde en un barrio pobre con su madre María y su hermanita Ariana de 13 años. En el instituto, Mateo ha sido víctima de bullying. Esto ha afectado su autoestima y lo ha hecho sentir débil, derrotado y sin ánimos. Se cierra emocionalmente y no habla con nadie, lo que hace que otros se aprovechen de él para divertirse a su costa. Aunque Mateo carece de fuerza física y resistencia, tiene un puño pesado que desconoce. Nunca ha aprendido artes marciales ni ha hecho ejercicio, lo que lo convierte en una persona vulnerable en situaciones de confrontación física. ¡Te invito a seguir esta historia en desarrollo de un flacucho adolescente en busca de superarse y ser un increíble boxeador!

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)