Meme Jonah Jameson

Two centuries after the Great War, peace between humans and werewolves was finally achieved, or so everyone believes. Werewolves reign like gods, and humans remain blissfully unaware of their true place in the new world order. To maintain this fragile balance, each year, a handful of "lucky" humans are selected from various districts to attend Lunaris Academy, a prestigious institution that promises glory, status, and a chance to mingle with the elite. Those chosen are hailed as the lucky few, destined to marry powerful alphas and rise as luna. This year, Violet Purple is among the chosen, much to everyone's surprise. For an orphaned girl adopted by a disgraced prostitute, this is a golden ticket to a better life or so she's told. But Lunaris Academy isn’t the paradise it’s painted to be. Everything Violet and her fellow humans have been taught is a lie. Humans are far from equal; they're pawns in a much larger game. The academy is nothing but a gilded cage, and the students are lambs led to slaughter, playthings for the alphas to toy with in their ruthless games. To make matters worse, Violet catches the attention of the most dangerous players in this game, the Terror Four: the Alpha of the North, Alpha of the South, Alpha of the East, and Alpha of the West. Each one is more dangerous, more twisted, and more powerful than the last. But even among themselves, the alphas are divided, each with their own deadly ambitions. Yet, they all have their eyes on her. They expect Violet to play along, to fall in line like the others who worship at their feet, to break under their games. But Violet isn’t like the others. She refuses to bow. She’ll defy them all. *********** With a grin that made her uneasy, he handed the application to her. “Approve this one.” Principal Jameson’s curiosity got the better of her as she took the paper from him, her eyes scanning the text. Almost immediately, her breath caught in her throat, her eyes widening in disbelief. “What the...?” “It’s perfect, isn’t it?” Asher’s voice was almost gleeful. Fucking psychopath! Jameson could hardly believe what she was reading. “Mr. Nightshade, with all due respect, this applicant….this girl just admitted to—” She couldn’t even finish the sentence, still horrified at the explicit nature of the application. Taking a deep breath, she continued, “I’m sorry, but I cannot approve this.” “She’s issued me a challenge,” Archer said, a dark gleam in his eyes. “What?” “‘Wait till you see me in bed,’” he repeated the bold line from the application, his grin widening. “And I can’t wait to find out.” “Mr. Nightshade—” He stood up, cutting off her protest as he fixed her with an intense stare. “Approve the application. I won’t ask again.” Without waiting for her response, Asher strode out of the office, confident she would follow his orders. He always got what he wanted. Archer Nightshade walked down the hall, a spring in his step. For the first time in a long while, he felt alive, his blood pulsing with excitement. The other Cardinal Alphas had no idea what he was up to, but it would soon hit them. He’d just set the game in motion. And the target was Violet Purple. It was game on. Note : This is not your average werewolf story. Eveything you think you know about werewolves would be challenged in this book. And yes, it is reverse harem. Do give the book a try.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

In a world shattered by endless rain and decaying steel towers, Jonah Cross is a man haunted by loss and consumed by the echoes of a past that refuses to let him go. When a mysterious note from someone believed to be dead summons him to the docks, Jonah is drawn into a night of terror and the unknown. What begins as a desperate search for answers quickly descends into a nightmarish journey beyond the limits of reality. At the docks, Jonah confronts the impossible—Amara, the woman he thought was lost to him, now returned, but in a form beyond recognition. As the world around him fractures and dissolves, Jonah finds himself cast into a dark, otherworldly abyss. Now trapped in a realm of blackened trees and crimson skies, Jonah must survive until dawn amidst monstrous forces and ancient, unrelenting horrors. His only weapon is a revolver and a gnawing determination to uncover the truth, but in this abyss, the line between life and death blurs. As he fights to escape the darkness, Jonah must confront not only the terror lurking in the shadows but also the painful truths of his past—and the chilling, inescapable reality that the abyss has chosen him.

The story centers around Elara, a young woman grappling with her recent transformation into a vampire and the tumultuous new realities it brings. Thrust into a world of ancient societies and secretive factions, Elara finds herself at the heart of a power struggle that has simmered for centuries. As she navigates her newfound abilities and the insatiable thirst that comes with them, Elara is torn between two charismatic but mysterious figures: Xavier, the enigmatic leader of a faction seeking to revolutionize vampire governance, and Jonah, a rogue with a rebellious plan that could disrupt the delicate balance of power. With every encounter, Elara's alliances and heart are tested, pushing her closer to a dangerous truth that could alter the fate of the vampires and humans alike. Caught in a web of seduction, deceit, and betrayal, Elara must decide where her loyalties lie and how much she's willing to sacrifice for a world she's only just beginning to understand. As the battle lines are drawn, it becomes clear that her choices could ignite the spark that leads to an all-out war, where bloodlust isn't just an instinct—it's a weapon.

This story talks about the daily struggles of young adults, teenagers go through. A young girl struggling to get through her life on a daily bases...both mentally and physically exhausted and five young boys striving to pursue their dreams as a band. Let’s see how these 6 get together and get through their days 1.Aspen brown : a young 17yr girl who is of a well of family ▪︎has one sibling (jack) 2.Mr and Mrs bown :aspens parents 3.Cameron: oldest in the group...19yrs ▪︎is the mother figure in the group 4.jonah: the second oldest ..18yrs ▪︎the easygoing one and the father of the group 5.Daniel: is 18yrs, has beatifull blue eyes and a golden heart but a crackhead 6.felix: is 18yrs , very mischievous and is good at almost everything 7.lucas : the youngest (17 yrs)

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Ezra Jameson is a boy from a small village in the Western empire who never obtained a soul animal in a world where everybody has a soul animal that they can bond with to obtain strength. Ezra, despite his handicap, he attends the Aizen College, an elite academy that trains powerful students. Although an impending doom approaches that threatens the world as a whole brought by the opening of the Gate of Eden. One hundred students from the Aizen College are sent out to go to find the gates of Eden and close them before all the Elder beings are released to the world.

Mia Rivera has a life that many would envy—an enviable career at a top architecture firm, a sleek city apartment, and a fiancé, Ethan, who is as successful as he is charming. But beneath the surface of her picture-perfect world, Mia feels trapped. Her creativity is stifled at work, her relationship feels more like a transaction than a partnership, and the dream she once had of designing sustainable homes seems further away than ever. When Mia crosses paths with Lucas Jameson, a bold and unconventional artist, at a high-society gallery event, her carefully constructed world begins to crumble. Lucas's passion for living life on his own terms ignites a spark in Mia, making her question the choices she’s made and the life she truly wants. Their chance encounter sets Mia on a path of self-discovery, filled with risks, heartbreak, and the courage to reclaim her voice. As she takes a leap of faith to pursue her dream of designing eco-friendly homes, Mia faces a series of challenges, including a vindictive Ethan, the fear of failure, and the temptation of a new love that feels too good to be true. Through late nights working on her first independent project and Lucas's unwavering encouragement, Mia learns that the road to happiness isn’t always smooth—but it’s always worth it. With a career breakthrough that changes everything and a love story rooted in trust and mutual respect, Mia discovers the strength to build a life that reflects her true self. In the end, she finds that dreams don’t come true by chance; they come true when you dare to chase them. A Dream Come True is a heartfelt and empowering story about breaking free from societal expectations, embracing your passions, and finding love when you least expect it. Perfect for readers who believe in the power of second chances and the beauty of creating a life on your own terms.

In a world where mental illness is treated in isolated facilities, 17-year-old Elena finds herself trapped in a psych ward, the only girl among a group of mysterious and broken young men. Once a health-conscious perfectionist, Elena’s life took a drastic turn after a traumatic event during her final year of high school—a secret she refuses to share with anyone. Now, she copes by rejecting everything she once believed in, surviving on nothing but junk food and sarcasm. Surrounded by four troubled boys—Nico, the sharp-tongued rebel; Kai, the silent observer; Aiden, the boy with a normal smile hiding a fractured soul; and Jonah, the wildcard with a dark past—Elena struggles to find meaning in her shattered world. They all want to know her story, but she’s not ready to tell. Not yet. As they try to break down her walls, each boy becomes a potential ally, or maybe something more, but Elena is determined not to let anyone get too close. Because when you almost die, what’s the point in caring anymore? In this emotional journey of trauma, healing, and unexpected connections, Elena must confront her darkest secrets and the question of whether there’s more to life than just surviving.

*Book contains mature content Olivia, freshly divorced and seeking solace, unexpectedly finds herself on her mother's doorstep at the tender age of 28. In search of a clean slate, she embarks on a journey unwittingly entangling herself in the complex dynamics of the Jameson family, particularly with her new stepbrothers. Among them, Logan emerges as a charming presence, offering laughter and warmth, while Ethan exudes an air of trouble, prompting Olivia to swear off any involvement with him. However, as her past has taught her, promises are often destined to unravel. Excerpt: "I think there must be a punishment for your lack of communication, Olivia." "Ethan, I'm sorry," Olivia began, but Ethan gently placed his finger on her lips to silence her. "Tonight, you are mine. Remove your clothes," he commanded, his voice husky and filled with desire. "The longer you take, the more severe your punishment will be. You've been a naughty girl." Olivia's hands trembled as she slowly began to remove each item of clothing. She could sense the hunger in his gaze, a hunger that mirrored her own.

It all started with love and passion. He was hers and she was his. It felt like the whole world evolved around them and everything they felt for each other. That was until Tables Turned, did you know that a broken heart and broken trust can turn a man into a beast? Now Iris finds herself running from the beast that she created... The Lycan King Alexander.

Mature content!!! Natasha Jonah was taken to the city by her mother and given out to spent a night with a billionaire CEO whom loved to patronized her mother's brothel home. Ade Edmond, A hot rich handsome billionaire CEO in the city. "Suck it!" Ade said to her, as Natasha stared to his rod with horror clearly written in her eyes She was an innocent young lady and yet her mother betrayed her trust and Ade too deflowered her. She ran away from her mother's brothel home in the city. And Ade searched the whole city for her whereabout.. Loosing hope, Ade later saw her but with a child as the same pregnant lady his only cousin was head over hills in love with. Read to find out what happened!.

résumé du roman : Titre : Les Crânes de la Prophétie Synopsis : Dans les années 1890, deux explorateurs, le professeur Jameson et le professeur Thompson, accompagnés de leur ami Kanaq, un guide expérimenté, entreprennent une expédition dans les jungles d'Amérique du Sud à la recherche de trois crânes anciens légendaires. Les crânes, selon la légende, possèdent des pouvoirs surnaturels et sont capables de prédire l'avenir. Mais ils ne sont pas les seuls à les chercher. Une organisation secrète, L'Ordre du Crâne, est également à leur poursuite, prête à tout pour obtenir les crânes et utiliser leurs pouvoirs pour dominer le monde. Les trois amis doivent affronter des dangers mortels, des pièges et des créatures mythiques pour atteindre les crânes avant L'Ordre du Crâne. Mais lorsqu'ils finissent par les trouver, ils découvrent que les crânes possèdent des pouvoirs bien plus grands qu'ils ne l'avaient imaginé. Ils doivent alors utiliser toutes leurs connaissances et leur intelligence pour déchiffrer les secrets des crânes et les empêcher de tomber entre de mauvaises mains. Mais L'Ordre du Crâne est prêt à tout pour les arrêter, et les trois amis doivent se battre pour survivre et protéger les crânes. Le roman est une aventure palpitante qui combine l'archéologie, la mythologie et le suspense, avec des personnages bien développés et une intrigue complexe qui vous tiendra en haleine jusqu'à la fin.

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Mariam's childhood aspiration was thwarted by the haunting memories of her first love Jameson, the only child of the famous Jameson Welbeck's, of Lurkshire Capitol. The tragic death of Jameson in their secret love room had left her shocked as his ghost continually haunts her in her adulthood. Mariam had only two options: confess and be free or keep mute and be haunted for life.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Dani, an ER nurse dedicated to her demanding job, faces a life-altering night when a mysterious stranger, rescued from a burning building, becomes her patient. She doesn’t recognize him at first, but when she checks his chart, she sees a name that jolts her memory—Colter Jameson. It’s been twenty-five years since their paths last crossed, but the name brings back a flood of memories and a well-kept secret. Back in her nursing school days, Dani had a brief yet unforgettable, sexually charged relationship with Colter. He was a hotshot business student, a year ahead of her, and every girl wanted him. After he graduated and went on with his life, Dani discovered she was pregnant. Determined to finish school and make a life for herself and her child, she kept the pregnancy a secret, never telling Colter he was the father. She named her son Jameson after his father, and he goes by James. Dani raised her child alone, always wondering how different things might have been if Colter had known. Over the years, Colter became a highly successful and wealthy entrepreneur, never settling down, always favoring variety over commitment. Now, Colter is in her ER, but he’s not the same man she remembers. The fire has left him with memory loss, and he doesn’t know who he is. He has no family to help him—never married, no children, and an only child. Dani decides to help him through his amnesia, all while keeping the secret of their shared past and her child's paternity. Grateful for her support, Colter asks Dani to take a leave from the hospital and become his private nurse to help him recover his memory. Dani agrees, torn between professionalism and her secret. As his private nurse, Dani is a constant presence in Colter’s life. Despite his amnesia, Colter is still a ladies' man, noticing Dani’s attractive features and curvy figure, even in her nursing scrubs. He starts to take an interest in her, driven by his innate playboy instincts. Meanwhile, Dani reminisces about their passionate college days and the life they could have had together, but she resists his advances, adhering to the ethical boundaries of her profession. As Colter’s memory slowly begins to return, fragments of their past relationship emerge. In the midst of facing the storm of unresolved emotions, Dani fears the moment when he might remember everything. But how long can she keep this secret that will make or mar them?

Samantha Green, a young and determined detective, is assigned to investigate a burglary at the home of a wealthy socialite, Mrs. Eleanor Thompson. The thief had stolen a valuable family heirloom from Mrs. Thompson's safe. Samantha arrives at the scene and begins her investigation, determined to solve the case. she investigates, Samantha discovers that Mrs. Thompson has a complicated past and that there are several suspects who had motives to steal the heirloom. She works tirelessly with her partner, Detective Jameson, to piece together the clues and uncover the truth.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

In the year 2330 humankind has reached new heights in technology, space travel, and colonization. Hard truths of our past have finally been discovered and human verses human conflict falls to the wayside. Hell, a long-believed superstition or aspect of religion in the past truly exists, but not below us or in the afterlife as once taught. Orbiting in a distant galaxy, humankind discovers it is in fact a planet, ruled by demonic creatures of our imaginations and now they know where we are. All that stands in Hell's way is the imperial might of the Celestial Empire, the remnants of Earth's original countries and ruled by the Holy Emperor upon the Celestial Throne. Journey alongside Jonah Owens as he reaches the age of military service and finds his life is going to be nothing like he ever imagined.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

Kimberly Jonah, a stunning and clever blogger, finds herself in dire financial straits due to a lawsuit against her blog. Seeking help, she turns to Melvin Craig, a man she approached with ulterior motives three years before. Meanwhile, Melanie Craig, Melvin's late mother, leaves a surprising twist in her will after her passing. In order to co-own her multibillion-dollar mansion, Kimberly and Melvin are required to live together for a year, and there's a catch – Melvin must get married within that timeframe to take over the family company. The unexpected twist occurs when Kimberly and Melvin inexplicably swap bodies. Now, they're not only forced to live together but also navigate the challenges of understanding each other's lives from a completely different perspective. Kimberly quickly adapts to her new luxurious lifestyle while Melvin discovers the joys of a simpler life. As they experience each other's lives, they gain a deeper understanding of themselves. As they grapple with the intricacies of sharing a space, managing a multibillion-dollar empire, and adhering to Melanie's peculiar will, the two find themselves entangled in a humorous and heartwarming journey of self-discovery. Amidst the chaos of their switched lives, Kimberly and Melvin learn valuable lessons about the true meaning of love. The race against time adds a layer of urgency, especially for Melvin, who must find a way to fulfill his late mother's wishes within the stipulated year. Will they overcome their differences, fulfill Melanie’s unique condition? This tale weaves together elements of romance, comedy, and self-discovery, creating a captivating narrative of love, personal growth, and the unpredictable journey life often becomes. **Exerpt** Kimberly opened her eyes and sat bolt upright in bed the moment a phone alarm went off under her pillow. Kimberly didn’t like alarms. She never set them because they had a way of making her feel anxious when they went off, and she didn’t like it. So, who could have set an alarm on her phone? She mused with a frown as she raised the pillow to take out the phone. The moment she saw the phone, the crease between her brows deepened. This wasn’t her phone. This was the latest iPhone, and she didn’t use iPhones. Almost as soon as the thought crossed her mind, she noticed that something was different about her. She was feeling sort of funny. While she was still trying to figure out why she was feeling funny, she looked around the bedroom and frowned even more when she realized that this wasn’t her bedroom. Where was she? she mused as she quickly took off the duvet and got out of the bed. As soon as her feet hit the ground, she looked down with a frown. Her feet were different. They were bigger. Her hands, too. Was she still asleep and dreaming? She wondered and then gasped when she noticed the tent in front of her pajamas as though something was protruding out of it. What was that? What was in her pajamas? She wondered with wide eyes. Her heart beat fast, and her mouth was dry as she reached out a finger to see what it was. She poked her forefinger at it, and she felt something hard. It moved but remained erect. Was that what she thought it was? She wondered as she held the waistband of her pajamas to take a peek. Just as she was about to look inside, the bedroom door burst open, and she looked up to see who it was. She was shocked when she looked back at herself dressed in exactly what she had worn to bed. “Kimberly?” Herself asked, unsure. Kimberly frowned as she hurried over to the mirror to see what she looked like if she wasn’t in her own body. “MELVIN?” She screamed in disbelief when she saw that she was now Melvin. She turned to look at herself and before Melvin could say another word, her eyes rolled back and she fainted. (PS: cover photo isn’t mine. Credit to the owner)