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Inexpressible Longing

"Falling Into the Abyss of Love" Li Haotian, a second-generation rich kid who spent five years abroad, knew nothing but parties and luxury. It wasn’t until he returned home for a welcome banquet that he realized he had developed an inexplicable obsession with Zhao Yuxuan, a powerful figure in Beijing's elite circle, who was eight years older than him. Zhao Yuxuan, cold and aloof, only fueled Li Haotian's frustration and desire. To get closer to Zhao Yuxuan, Li Haotian used every tactic imaginable—wet clothes, bikinis, sheer nightwear—yet every attempt was met with indifference, making Zhao Yuxuan seem almost gay in his avoidance. It wasn’t until his father’s company hit a crisis that Li Haotian discovered the truth: everyone else had known about it for months, and he was the last to find out. His once mighty family empire had been falling apart without him even realizing. Worse, Zhao Yuxuan, whom he had been desperately pursuing, was already surrounded by countless rich heiresses eager to marry him. Li Haotian was nothing more than a disposable plaything. One night, drunk and heartbroken, Li Haotian stumbled into the kitchen to find some alcohol, only to accidentally collide into Zhao Yuxuan’s arms. Zhao Yuxuan didn’t push him away. Instead, he pressed him against the wall, kissing him deeply. “It’s okay. I’ll take care of you from now on, and I’ll be far more generous than your father ever was.” Thus, Li Haotian’s life was irrevocably changed. This is a journey from desire to redemption, a story of deep love blossoming from frustration. Amid the intrigue of the elite world, Li Haotian must navigate power struggles and hidden secrets. Can he find his true place in Zhao Yuxuan’s world?
DaoistgnAFaH · 4.5K Views

Stay With Me, Please [Long Hiatus]

Tang Jinghao is a hard-working doctor with a very powerful background. Her family is the wealthiest in the capital. One day, another powerful family, the Tian family, moves to their country and tries to surpass the Tang family. In order to avoid the war between the two families, the Tang family proposes a marriage to keep them both on the same level and to be the most powerful people in the country. Tang Jinghao is forced to marry the Tian Liwei, the successor of the company, Tian Rising. He is the eldest young master of the Tian family. During her stay at her in-laws’ residence, she notices something peculiar about them. They didn’t eat much. Their appearances were flawless all the time. They never slouched, blinked, and it didn’t even look like they were breathing because of how formal and polite they were. They would never show their bad side of themselves. They also took special interest in antiques from the Tang Dynasty. Until one night, Tian Liwei left his empty wine glass on the counter. Tang Jinghao assumed that he was tired and forgot to put it in the sink. The red wine was all around the inside of the cup. The liquid looked thick and Tang Jinghao thought, “This couldn’t possibly be regular red wine. What is it?” She smelled it and it smelled familiar. It smelled like the blood from patients at the hospital. “What are you doing?” Tian Liwei took the glass from her. “What is that?” “My special wine.” “It smells like blood.” “And.... what if it is?” He walked towards her as she took a few steps back. Then, Tian Liwei put his hands on the counter behind her to trap her. “Dr. Tang, I’m out of my favorite drink. How will I get more?” Author’s message: PS, most of the historical events mentioned didn’t really happen. The names of the antiques were made up. The events were just used to entertain readers.
LeeDongMin330 · 12.5K Views

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
kappe · 12.9K Views
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