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" I am Princess Nathalie Amethyst Hiyera. The powerful princess of Amethyst Kingdom. By the use of all my powers. I command you to destroy the Dark Kingdom. For as, no one can use it again. And for this War ends and all magicians in magic world will be One " The world was change. She was powerful and a gods of goddesses.

Lancement d'un nouveau livre ! "Petit Trésor Fortuné de la Famille Agricole : Briser les Frontières". Tous les investisseurs sont les bienvenus ! Description brève : (Renaissance + Agriculture + Grotte Magique + Écraser les Indésirables + Devenir Riche) Jiang Sanlang trouve une petite fille nouveau-née sur la colline, et l'élève comme sa propre fille. Peu après, sa femme stérile tombe enceinte de jumeaux. Puis, la famille Jiang est arrosée de bonne fortune, s'engageant progressivement sur la voie de la richesse alors qu'elle était sans le sou. Tous les villageois envient la bonne chance de la famille Jiang et veulent partager la fortune de la petite Enfant Fée. Yingbao agite sa petite main : Allez tout le monde, allons planter de l'or et du Xue'er. Je vous garantis de quoi manger pour un an, de devenir riche en deux ans, et d'atteindre le sommet de votre vie en trois ans. À la fin, tous les villageois deviennent effectivement riches, suscitant l'envie d'autres villages. Puis un jour, la famille qui avait abandonné la petite fille vient chez la famille Jiang pour réclamer leur enfant. Le village entier est en colère, les poings prêts à l'action à la porte : Bah ! Quelle honte pour des gens qui osent voler un enfant, ils devraient recevoir quelques coups de poing pour commencer. Yingbao meurt, puis se réincarne. Elle n'aurait jamais imaginé qu'elle était en réalité un 'personnage jetable' d'une histoire, et que toutes ses expériences étaient orchestrées pour faire avancer l'intrigue. Dans cette vie, Yingbao est déterminée à éviter l'héroïne principale et les personnages secondaires, fuyant tous les drames de l'histoire. Elle aspire à mener ses parents adoptifs et ses frères et sœurs vers une bonne vie, construisant un foyer prospère.

The world ended. As Alan died, with everything around him flooding and going to ruin, he heard a voice: Imminent death of skill holder detected. Conditions met. Activating Unique Skill: Regression. Thus began his tale of infinite regression.

Ray was framed for treason and found that he lost everything when returned home. He set out for revenge for those responsible and along the way, he walked the line of fire and blood.

Long Sleep is a sci-fi, teen love story set in a world where nothing is as it seems. Akari awakens from a long, mysterious slumber, only to find herself in an unfamiliar reality. With no memory of how she arrived, she embarks on an adventure with Andy, a soldier with secrets of his own. Together, they uncover shocking truths and explore a connection that defies time and reason. Prepare for an exhilarating journey filled with twists, danger, and romance as they uncover the truth behind her lost years.

"Why did you have to get married to me then if you knew you were going to throw me away!" She yelled. He exhaled gently and faced her, his face blank, his eyes surprisingly cool. "That's because, I had to save my crown and my throne. Now, let me live my life." "Why did it have to be me?" She palmed her face. "You know she's my fated mate and there's nothing I can do about it." With tears in her eyes, she slowly picked up herself and nodded. "I'll sign the divorce papers." • • • Nyx is torn with grief, when Alpha Oberon, her husband decides to divorce her after he claims to have found his fated mate. She leaves the pack out of the fear of returning back to her abusive and cruel parents and raises her child all by herself. Years race by, with the new Luna not being able to produce any heir for the kingdom. A seer tells the king that he has a heir who has the king's blood running in his veins. What happens when he realises the child is from the very woman who once offended? What will he to do convince her to come back in order to save his throne and kingdom? https://discord.com/invite/2fkn5kam Click the link to join my discord group

Li Su wasn’t meant to stand out. Born with weak Spiritual Roots in a world where power means everything, his future looked bleak until he discovered the Multi-Child Multi-Blessing System. The system’s rules were simple: every child he has increases his lifespan and strengthens his cultivation. Even the progress of his descendants will feed back to him. If he wants to live forever and become a god, there’s only one solution: take concubines and grow his family. While others spend their lives training and fighting for resources, Li Su is busy taking concubines. His family grows so large that his name spreads across the Sacred Lands and heavenly realms. source: https://b.faloo.com/1264993.html

Our male lead wish to live in cultivation World where he can cultivate. soon his dream come true . But he can't cultivate and he granted strange system with that he soon start cultivation and become humanity's hope.... Here is Long yan doesn't remember anything about his past life of 10 years before. Earth's Long yan who transmigrate to this boy now obtain system and with that he began to learn about this Interstellar era and so on and meet new people and new enemie race and wish to find his identity. so does long yan can able find his identity?

Simple lang naman ang gusto ni Stephanie sa buhay, ang maka-graduate nang may highest honor, maging isang magaling na Doktor at matalo ang karibal niya sa academics na si Diane. Galing sa isang magulong pamilya si Stephanie, halos dumating siya sa point na gusto na niyang tapusin ang kaniyang buhay dahil sa sobrang gulo na ng isip niya. Ngunit nagbago ang takbo ng buhay niya nang makilala niya si Leo, na galing sa sikat at mayamang pamilya ngunit lapitin ito ng gulo. Dahil sa mga karibal niya sa academics, pati na rin dahil siya ang magmamana ng pinakamalaki at pinakasikat na companya ng kaniyang ama. Maraming hadlang sa buhay nila, maraming naninira sa kanila upang hindi sila magkatuluyan. Kailangang may sumugal sa isa sa kanila upang makuha nila ang kanilang gusto.

"An alternative version of "For takeoff" by the author Gg22." Flying has been his dream since childhood. He achieved this, but soon life took her away. And now his dream has become to repeat it. He accomplished it with hard work and perseverance.

William is a rich business tycoon who owns brandy company his parents died when he was at the age of 12 . He then made a promise to his self he must avenge his parents death.it became more interesting when he saw Isabel William was at his office preparing for his online conference meeting when he heard a knock at his office door he said come in. Isabel walked into the office and was blowen away by the decor of the office the office was transparent. William said how can I help you ....well sir someone said you can help me with so I came to ask for help . he turned his chair around and said am listening go ahead I am hoping you can help me with some money I will give you anything you want I promise ..... He raised his head from the document anything I want are you sure of this deal . you about to sign a deal with the devil little kitten . He smirked . I was amazed by his look his blue eyes was so captivating his red Rossy lips his face was breathtaking I was in daze ... He snapped me out of my own world of admiring him I realised he was standing so close to me he whispered in my ears saying why can't I resist your cuteness .... I was shocked sir are you going to help me he cut me off in my speak saying call me William....Ummm ok William ..I love how my name sounds on your lips I was surprised this guy is shameless ..... ............... what do you think will happen next well you will find out soon what will William want in return ....

this story is short its made to make you feel things its not for everyone

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Long Love Story adalah sebuah kisah cinta yang mana seorang pria yang menjalani kisah percintaan nya dimulai dari dia sejak SMP dan pada saat itu dia menjalani Cinta Monyet dengan seorang Wanita yang seumuran dengan nya, tapi siapa yang sangka kisah percintaan nya hingga 20th lama nya. yang mana si pria tersebut selalu menjalani kisah asmara ini dengan apa ada nya, ketika putus sang pria itu menerima nya begitu saja karena sang pria itu adalah seorang lelaki yang kurang peka ( karena masih SMP ) tapi seiring berjalan nya waktu, sang pria ini memahami apa itu arti cinta yang sebenarnya sampai dia kuliah dan bekerja. ketika sang pria berpacaran dia sering mengalami konflik dengan pasangan nya sejak SMP, SMA, KULIAH, dan BEKERJA, sungguh ironi sekali karena sang pria hanya menunggu wanita itu hingga saat ini, walaupun mereka sudah sama sama berkeluarga Tapi mereka masih menjaga komunikasi dan menjaga jarak karena mereka di pisahkan oleh ikatan Pernikahan. tapi apa daya sang pria hanya menjadi Pengagum saja tapi tidak bisa memiliki wanita tersebut hinggal kini.

Austin just recently finished his high school and ready to start his new college life but on his first day he gets late to his first lecture so he take his bike and take off towards his college but on his way he is driving very fast but when he take left turn he gets hit by truck and he died but destiny has another plan for him because there is something terrifying hidden in his body but when he open his he saw blue screen showing him is error.. [error!error!error!error!error!error!error!error!error!error!error!error!×39383838883837] because the thing hidden in his body is resisting the power of system now we have to see will happen in Austin life will he get reincarnated or he will trapped in this pitch black void. ................................................ from Author :hello readers I am author of there is a long for my transmigration I want to tell you all that this is my first novel that I am writing and English is my third language so the quality of the for some time will be bad please wait for some time I will improve my english and writing skills so please support me

(The main story has ended!! A 1v1, sweet and clean romance novel) Shen Chuwei suddenly travels back to ancient times to become a neglected concubine of the Crown Prince. She thought it was the beginning of a leisurely life of eating and drinking, but unexpectedly, she ends up being deeply pampered by the aloof Crown Prince. Lady Xu: "Shen Fengyi, you'd better know your place. Tonight is my turn to serve His Highness." Shen Chuwei says: "The Crown Prince is yours, I promise I'm just here to freeload." That night, Shen Chuwei was kept in the Crown Prince's room~ Lady Chang: "The Crown Princess is mine. You can't even dream of sharing her." Shen Chuwei replies: "I'm not interested." Later on, not only does Shen Chuwei become the Crown Princess, but she also gives birth to a pair of twins. The Emperor and Empress are in a scramble to pamper them, guaranteeing a smooth ride to victory. * All the women in the East Palace vie to become the Crown Princess through their cunning and devious methods, yet all of these are clearly seen by Xiao Jinyan, who has the ability to read minds, causing him to avoid them. That is, until he sees a small 'salted fish', sweet-talking and soft-bodied, just to his liking, "You will serve me tonight." As a freeloading 'salted fish', she trembles in fear: "Your Highness, I'm still too young."

New book launch! "Little Fortunate Treasure of the Farm Family: Breaking Boundaries". All investors are welcome! Brief Description: (Rebirth+ Farming+Magic Cave+Trashing Scum+Becoming Rich) Jiang Sanlang finds a newborn girl on the hill, and raises her as his own daughter. Not long after, his barren wife becomes pregnant with twins. Then, the Jiang family is showered with good fortune, gradually embarking on a road to wealth from being penniless. All the villagers are envious of the Jiang family's good luck and want to partake in the little Fairy Child's fortune. Yingbao waves her tiny hand: Come on everyone, let's go plant some gold and Xue'er. I guarantee you'll have enough food for a year, be rich in two years, and reach the peak of your life in three years. In the end, all the villagers do indeed become wealthy, much to the envy of other villages. Then one day, the family that abandoned the baby girl came to the Jiang family to demand their child back. The entire village is enraged, fists at the ready at the door: Bah! What shameless people dare to steal a child, they should taste some punches first. Yingbao dies, then reincarnates. She never imagined that she was actually a 'throwaway character' from a story, and all her experiences were engineered to drive the plot forward. In this life, Yingbao is determined to steer clear of the female protagonist and supporting characters, avoiding all storyline drama. She aspires to lead her adoptive parents and siblings to a good life, building a prosperous home.

[MATURE CONTENT] Enter the world of Lila Elara Forbes Montgrave, a rose with thorns, shaped by tragedy and reborn with vengeance. Betrayed by her lover and given a second shot at life, she uses her beauty as a weapon in a deadly game of love, hate, and power. But as her past and present meet, will she reshape her fate or succumb to the darkness within? Warning: Viewers discretion is advised. Read at your own risk.

Out in the middle of the sea, on a lone boat that swayed with the waves, a young man looked out into the horizon. “Fucking send me home! I didn’t sign up for this.” He rocked the boat uncontrollably and in rage. He didn’t want to be here! He wanted to be back home and in his bed, eating chips and playing video games on his phone. This sea was his new hell.

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"I hide my heart away in order to not get hurt, love is liability.....a weakness....but that doesn't matter.....they all end up leaving anyways." "I'll save you if you ever need saving, I'll be your shoulder if you ever need to cry, I'll be your strength if you ever feel weak...just don't push me away." A not so dramatic story that depicts the growth of two individuals as a whole. A story that highlights the importance of putting oneself first before fully committing to another. This...is the love story of virela and Keith, a journey filled with mayhem, but importantly; love. Author's note Join me on this little journey by reading this story, it's my first formal work so please bear with me. I'll try to update as frequently as I can, just please give this poor soul a chance and read her book...

Do you know what three hundred years of oppression to a defeated nation of people will do to them, have you ever seen the things a man can do to another man just for a loaf of bread. I have, and I find myself in the thick of it.

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!