QT: Typical Member Of The Saviour System Department
"Congratulations, You Have Died! Would You Like to Subscribe to Corporate Hell?"
Ephraim Larkspur didn't expect to wake up after dramatically yeeting himself off a bridge—but he definitely didn't expect to wake up as a fresh recruit in the afterlife's most underpaid, overworked startup: the Savior System Department.
The job description? Travel to different worlds, play the role of cannon fodder, and rescue trapped Mission Takers from bad endings before they permanently glitch out of existence.
The benefits? None.
The salary? Negative.
The uniform? A corporate-looking uniform that would make even the most patient saint commit workplace violence.
With a snarky, charming, wife-loving System partner whispering in his ear and a whole roster of doomed, beautiful characters waiting to be saved (or accidentally seduced) across countless worlds, Ephraim's afterlife is about to be a never-ending shitpost with existential consequences.
