Dementia Quiz Funny

``` —No voy a ser definida como una desviada sin lobo. —No seré un peón en los juegos que juegan los Alfas. —Y me niego a ser emparejada con el extraño que irrumpió en mi vida y puso todo patas arriba... —Solo que esa podría ser mi mayor desafío hasta ahora. Esas eran las palabras que Lyla se repetía a sí misma al salir de la gala anual de hombres lobo, empapada en su sudor y sus feromonas. Hace apenas unos días, era una adolescente feliz existiendo en el mundo humano —tratando de pasar la universidad e irse lejos, olvidar todo lo que había pasado y comenzar la vida de nuevo— pero ahora, está en medio de la gala, tendida en el suelo con sus deseos a la vista de todos y el Alfa Ramsey Kincaid —el líder Licano del Trono de la Luna Blanca— extendiendo sus manos hacia ella. Si lo acepta, deshonraría a su familia porque no está en condiciones de mezclarse con nadie, qué decir del líder Licano que estaba fuera de su alcance y si se niega, corre el riesgo de ser enviada a la prisión de la manada por no cuidarse mejor durante su celo —sí, era un crimen para ella estar sin un lobo. Pero cuando él la toca, algo dentro de ella se remueve... ¿Deseos? ¡Sí! ¿Poderes ocultos por la diosa de la Luna? ¡Sí! Y quizás, solo quizás, los movimientos de su lobo perdido cuya voz puede calmar a los lobos feroces y curar... ¿Puede aprender a confiar en este hombre cuya boca dice una cosa y sus manos hablan otro idioma o se convertirá en un peón —una pieza de ajedrez en los juegos que juegan los Alfas? Una cosa es segura: Lyla Woodland había terminado de ser la pequeña y sucia desviada sin lobo de la manada. Es hora de que esta maravilla sin lobo les muestre de qué está hecha. #Amor lento #Profecías antiguas y etéreas #Triángulo amoroso —ML y mejor amiga de FL #Villano enamorado de FL Únete a mi grupo de discord: https://discord.gg/t2w9NgC4 ```

Historia del pasado de Rhys Windsor, en la que se cuenta su adolescencia, navegando por los altibajos de su vida cotidiana mientras teje vínculos con amigos y familiares. Encontrando el amor en Lara Harch, entre una mezcla de emociones halladas y desafíos inesperados, viéndose obligado a enfrentar su identidad y tomar decisiones que moldearán su futuro de manera irreversible. Hasta que al final llega ese día en el cual su vida sacude, desencadenando ese punto de inflexión que redefine su destino... Ese destino, que quizás lo separe de Lara para siempre.

I have a dream that... will embrace all kinds of races in the world beauties... The ordinary farmer's son Kells, because of the contract with the unknown creature Fat dragon and embarked on a fantasy journey, the future dream is to collect all kinds of girls' pants, build a great harem mercenary group! Countless vulgarly happy adventure story in It keeps happening during the journey, joyful and funny, passionate, love and justice...

Lucien Ashford, luego de ser traicionado por su propio padre se le escconcedida una segunda oportunidad de enmendar sus errores del pasado para cambiar su destino, obtener su venganza y tener la libertad que tanto a anhelado desde pequeño. Quizás en esta nueva oportunidad logré cumplir sus sueños y cometidos?. Para esto deberá volverse fuerte con la ayuda de un obsequio entregado por un extraño ser, logrará llegar a la sima?

Kain Rivel was an ordinary guy—until he died and woke up as a sickly villager in The Blade of Eternity, a fantasy novel he once read. Far from the invincible protagonist, Leon Valtor, Kain is a powerless extra destined to fade into obscurity. But fate has other plans. Through sheer dumb luck and bizarre misunderstandings, Kain survives disasters that leave others in awe, sparking rumors of his “hidden strength.” Enter Mya Seraphine, the novel’s fierce yandere heroine, meant to be Leon’s soulmate. Instead, she fixates on Kain, mistaking his frail existence for unshakable mystery. As Mya’s obsession deepens and the world hails him as a legend, Kain just wants to survive another day—preferably without her carving his name into anything bloody. A darkly funny tale of weakness, misadventure, and a love he never asked for.

Instinto puro de socorrer al débil. Un impulso noble, ¿verdad? Mi "pecado", o quizás mi suprema estupidez, fue intentar salvar a una mujer y a su hija de una muerte brutal. En el fragor de la refriega, un mínimo descuido me costó un balazo. Y entonces, la irónica confirmación de una vieja sospecha: al Dios de este mundo le divierten los héroes caídos. Justo cuando la oscuridad me reclamaba, un extraño fenómeno me arrancó de sus fauces... para arrojarme al cuerpo de un bebé noble, un niño nacido con privilegios, sí, pero también con una maldición. Lucien Whiteheart, quinto intento de sus padres por tener un heredero, era un cuerpo sentenciado. Una maldición grotesca les negaba la descendencia, y ahora, yo, un alma atrapada, me enfrentaba a una muerte prematura por enemigos que nunca provoqué. ¿Bendición o cruel broma del destino? Lo descubriré, si es que sobrevivo.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

Hershey is an ordinary woman, she went to a university, got a job. and etc, a lot of people made fun of her name "Hershey" as it sounded like the Hershey bar and for her birthday her friend violet gifted her a box full of Hershey bar, it was an annoying but funny experience untill she found out about the death of her parents. soon she became depressed and started binge eating on Hershey bars and passed out, soon after. she woke up on a king size bed, she realized she woked up to a novel her friend violet recommend before, she decided to live her life as a main character( like those Isekai mangas) before she comes back to her original life but soon discover that the og mc was a time traveler. what is she going to do now?

When God offers you three wishes, what would be your wish. When Ray Crown was browsing the internet on his free time, a sudden dialogue appeared on his monitor. Ray naturally thought it was an advertisement or a bug and pressed exit but there was no result. the screen dialogue was still there. Seeing that there was no immediate solution, he regrets using his office desktop for his entertainment. After thinking for a few seconds, ray helplessly started answering the quiz. After mental struggle btw cultivation and strong body which both are in golden color, he chooses strong body. Even if he chooses cultivation, in what age we are and how come we still talk about cultivation. As a responsible citizen and A+ grade student we should think practically. As for the second option there are options such as talisman master, alchemist, formation, wizard spell learning, spirit eye etc... he chose spirit eye. As for the last wish, Ray chose the only golden option 3) generate all kinds of currency and clicked submission. After few seconds of submission, the dialogue box closed, and he got control of his system back. Greeting the ancestor of the person who hacked his computer in various languages, he immediately resumed his work so he could leave to his house faster. As soon as he finished his work, ray packed his stuff and left to his home. On the way he bought his dinner and entered his house. After entering his house, he was shocked to find he was not in his house but in wild jungle and door he just entered has disappeared.

This isn't your typical romance novel...unless you consider drowning the love of your life as part of the classic rom-com formula. I let my pride take the wheel and oopsies daisies, silly me! Honestly, it’s kind of funny—if you like dark humor and awkward situations. I thought this river was just your average body of water, but turns out, life loves throwing curveballs. Now, we have to break this curse or we knows how long we'll be stuck here. Weeks? Months? Years? This novel has it all: comedy, mystery, slice of life, revenge (because apparently that’s what happens when you kill someone), and the supernatural (because why not?). The tone can get a bit dark sometimes, but hey, at least the comedy and slice of life stuff will keep you from crying too much.

Tyler, Esteban y Daiki, tres primos con una vida común, se ven inesperadamente transportados a un mundo extraño y peligroso después de una simple salida para comprar dulces. Al despertar en este nuevo lugar, se encuentran rodeados de criaturas místicas, secretos oscuros y desafíos que pondrán a prueba su coraje y habilidades. Juntos, deben forjar nuevas amistades y enfrentarse al siniestro culto de Year, una organización que amenaza con sumergir el mundo en el caos. A lo largo de su aventura, los primos deberán superar pruebas épicas, aprender a confiar en sus nuevos aliados y descubrir el poder que les permitirá salvar este mundo... y, quizás, encontrar el camino de regreso a casa. Pero, ¿serán capaces de completar su misión antes de que el culto se haga con el control?

Una colección de notas y recuerdos para un niño que quizá aún no exista.

Solo son más entradas antiguas de mi diario, pero esta vez las cosas son un poco más... ¿pesadas? ¿Complicadas? ¡Estos diarios se escribieron 12 años después de los del Volumen 1! Vamos a encogernos un poco más. ¿Quizás un poco menos? Al mirar atrás ahora, fui así de ingenua... ¿no?

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

Ren Yugure a typical normal kid who lives in Hanamachi City in Kamigawa. He is a lazy and funny kid who slacks of his time with his friend in school but a sudden incident that changes his whole life not only his the whole world changed as the sudden discovery of a mysterious huge empty space in sea which turned out to be a whole continent hidden from rest of the world.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

This is just a quick story with a funny ending... hope you enjoy!!! (Synchron has the power of quantum entaglement, the Observer can see and define all quantum states, and the Decoherence has the ability to force quantum systems into a single, defined state... and Lebron is just... well he's just Lebron...

At Shimakaze Academy, she’s the new girl who’s caught everyone’s attention—clever enough to skip a grade and now sharing classes with her older brother. Charming, mysterious, and with admirers aplenty, she seems like the ideal girl… but there’s one secret. She’s actually a he. Will he be able to keep his cover? And with admirers falling left and right, can he find love without revealing his true self? Find out in this funny, heartfelt tale of hidden identity, unexpected romance, and a touch of drama.

Unos eventos totalmente anormales comienzan a suceder en un alejado planeta, causando una evolución acelerada en las primitivas formas de vida que lo habitan. Varios años después un grupo de "Humes" llegarán a ese planeta, sin la más mínima sospecha de lo que les espera. Para sobrevivir deberán combinar sus habilidades y hacer uso de todo su ingenio, pero es probable que ni siquiera eso sea suficiente para escapar de su destrucción. Por otro lado, una existencia inmortal que ha vivido desde hace millones de años, se enfrenta a la peor desgracia del universo. Maldecido a una eternidad de sufrimiento, sin suerte, con un cuerpo débil y sin ninguna clase de talento, se enfrenta constantemente, contra las adversidades más injusta e inhumanas del universo. ¿Podrán escapar a su desgracia, armados sólo con su determinación?Probablemente no, pero quizás su encuentro pueda arrojar una pizca de esperanza para superar su destino.

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

Ashley poco a poco está cansada de su vida y decide terminar con todo saltando desde el puente más cercano a su casa. En el instante más crítico, el estruendo de una motocicleta y la voz inesperada de un desconocido interrumpen su fatal decisión. El chico la anima a saltar, hipocresía o quizás ironía porque la termina salvando de caer del puente, dándole otra oportunidad de seguir con su vida... A partir de ese momento, Ashley se ve acompañada por un espíritu burlón, que promete poner en orden su caótica vida, aunque tal vez solo consiga sumirla en un desorden caótico aún mayor.

Todo estaba en mis manos, o tal vez... no. E vivido una mentira toda mi vida. Todo a mi alrededor parece ser una ilusión. Por que algo tan malvado puede ser tan jodida mente deseable. Por que tiemblo ante tan vil criatura... Athena deberá descubrir la Verdad sobre sus raíces,Su pasado y el por que fue puesta entre cadenas. Cual será su gran amor y cual será su completa destrucción está solo en sus manos. O quizá... ¿En las tuyas?

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

Magical, weird, funny, ridiculous and frustrating piece of art. A group of teens living the ordinary life of going to school, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend, going to prom and so on, ends up on a field trip that changes their lives forever. Will the change in their life be for the better or for the worse? Will they get their dream lovers? Will they remain the same teens who biggest problems is how to get a date for prom or would they have to mature much faster than their peers? Only time would tell the change in their lives. Should they embrace it... or fear it.

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!

This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home. Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities. Come on, youngsters. Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly! Come, join , join , join !!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAUTION EXTEREME ENGLISH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

En un vasto universo, existen múltiples líneas de tiempo, cada una narrando una historia única y fascinante. Algunas de estas líneas están entrelazadas, con eventos y personajes que se conectan a través de mundos alternativos, mientras que otras siguen su propio camino, sin alterar ni influir en las demás. A veces, las decisiones en una línea de tiempo reverberan en otras, afectando el destino de personajes clave, pero en muchas ocasiones, las historias permanecen aisladas, siendo universos que evolucionan de manera independiente. Algunas líneas de tiempo podrían ser la causa de una catástrofe en otro universo, o quizás, el nacimiento de un héroe que nunca fue conocido. Pero, aunque en algunas ocasiones hay brechas entre el destino y la libertad, cada una sigue su curso, buscando respuestas que nunca se cruzan o alcanzan a las demás. A medida que los viajeros del tiempo descubren estos mundos paralelos, se dan cuenta de que, aunque cada línea puede cambiar el futuro, en su esencia, todas permanecen como un reflejo de lo que podría ser.