Face Jokes

Sheng Congzhi is an adopted daughter of the Ye family and a notorious 'scandal queen' in the showbiz industry, reputed for her lack of education and disreputable fame. One night, in an attempt to climb the social ladder, she enters the wrong room and flirts with the wrong man... Later, the man leisurely takes off his glasses, his smile lazy and spread wide: 'A delivered blessing, why not take it?' Hearing rumors that Fu Yan is a powerless illegitimate child in the Fu family, coupled with a childhood sweetheart as his first love, Sheng Congzhi proposes a divorce. Fu Yan responds: 'Divorce is out of the question; as for the technical issues, we can always practice more.' A week later, Sheng Congzhi publicly declares her love for a top male celebrity in a love reality show. The internet explodes with searches, and Fu Yan is metaphorically green with envy. Another week passes and at the love reality show set— 'Welcome, the standby male guest…' The man appears on camera with a lazy posture, his lips slightly tilted, his gaze playful, and his demeanor a blend of casual and rebellious. Sheng Congzhi's surprise makes her drop her cup. Someone asks curiously: 'Do you know him?' Sheng Congzhi: 'I don’t know…' That night, she is dragged into a room and pressed against a wall by a hand. 'You don’t recognize your husband anymore?' a deep voice resonates by her ear, Fu Yan stares at her vibrant face, 'Wife.' Sheng Congzhi: '…' #SecretMarriageHusbandDailyPullingAtMyLimitsInLoveRealityShow #WithSecretMarriageHusbandBecameANationalCPDueToLoveShow #MutuallyDetestEachOtherInShowYetFansShipUsToDeath

Pure instinct to aid the weak. A noble impulse, right? My 'sin,' or perhaps my supreme stupidity, was trying to save a woman and her daughter from a brutal death. In the heat of the skirmish, a moment of carelessness cost me a gunshot. And then, the ironic confirmation of an old suspicion: the God of this world finds amusement in fallen heroes. Just as the darkness was claiming me, a strange phenomenon tore me from its jaws... only to throw me into the body of a noble baby, a child born with privileges, yes, but also with a curse. Lucien Whiteheart, his parents' fifth attempt at having an heir, was a doomed body. A grotesque curse denied them descendants, and now, I, a trapped soul, faced a premature death at the hands of enemies I never provoked. A blessing or a cruel joke of fate? I’ll find out, if I survive.

Drake was a troublemaker with a knack for bad jokes. One of them got him killed. Now, he finds himself in Atheria, a world of magic, mythical creatures, and warring Gods. Equipped with the mysterious System of Chaos—a game-like interface that grants him skills, stats, and quests—Drake must learn to survive in this dangerous new reality. But his arrival hasn't gone unnoticed. The Gods, offended by his irreverent attitude and fearful of his unique system, have marked him for death. To live peacefully (and maybe get some payback), Drake will have to embrace his chaotic nature, master his newfound powers, and challenge the very beings who rule Atheria.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants. Going to be a novel exclusive to webnovel. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! What would you like to see more of from this webnovel ? Deeper female interactions, lewd jokes, or awkward, cringey moments? Or maybe more random references to other media? Let me know! TY!!

Life is stressful. Oriental mystery jokes to de-stress.

In a futuristic world where humanity thrives despite the ancient threat of demonic portals, monstrous entities continue to emerge, preying on the unsuspecting. To combat this, the Department of Demon Control (DDC) enlists elite warriors known as Kai-Users—humans born with an exceptional life force called Kai. Their existence remains a secret, hidden from the public eye. Kimura Asahi, a 17-year-old high schooler. Balancing school life and his duty to protect the city, his only solace is Ai, his fiancée and sole confidante. Haunted by his past and his vow to protect his younger sister, Natsumi, Asahi must push beyond his limits as greater threats emerge. A battle for survival begins. Will his love and determination be enough to face the demons ahead? Support this story by adding it to your collection, giving Power Stones, and Golden Tickets! For private discussion, reach out on Discord: leod.greed.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

"This is a story of about an entire race how they grew to be so powerful and what they did with that power to earn themselves different nicknames showcasing both their kind but also powerful strength that was before a single member folly lead to the once peaceful race going on a quest for conquest around several galaxies from hundreds of millennials. The hate, curses and prayer for their destruction which they accumulated from the denizen of thousands of different worlds they have invaded harassed an oppress was finally heard and answered The prayers awoke a nightmare, a terrible concept, an illusion, an impossibility to rain down wrath upon them which spread to their younger generation has they must fulfil a certain goal to finally free themselves and the next generations from this being's wrath.

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

On new years day of the year 2080. An announcement was played in every country in the world. " It has been 2 decades since WW3 and we are here to say that the world has finally recovered from the great tragedy." " We the Government of The United Nations of the Americas, European Unions, The Nations of Africa, The Asia Alliance, , and Australia is here to announce that we, with the other countries of the world, have come together to create a revolutionary New VR Game called God's Playgrounds!" "Starting tomorrow stasis pods will become available for purchase. And government-provided pods will come out in 1 months time!" " God's Playgrounds will be activated in 1 week!" **** Hello user you have been given the calamity level Talent Twin Body and Soul. You are the 600th person who received the 1000 calamity talents. " Interesting, does that mean I would be the only person in the world to have two accounts?" Join the journey of both the Demon and the Angel. The Villain and yet at the same time the hero who's out to kill the villain. Fellow his journey in the Strange game called God's Playgrounds and find out the secrets that it's hiding. (The cover art does not belong to me and the credit is to the artist who created it. If the artist wants me to take it down, contact me and I'll take it down.)

Alexy uma mulher que as 18 anos tem sua vida mudada da noite pro dia, através de uma oportunidade que ser torna um desafio, onde sua sexualidade, desejo, atração e desenvolvimento estoram em sua vida, será que Alexy está preparada para tudo isso em sua vida , e as revelações que viriam a segui. Gatilhos só leia se estiver a vontade de ser aprofundar em mundo de prazer e crescimento

NAOMI VILLANUEVA has lost everything—her lover, her job, and her baby. After being betrayed by her ex, she feels broken and hopeless. Then, a car accident changes her life forever. The man responsible, ARVIN GABRIEL HERRERA, a cold and powerful billionaire, offers to take care of Naomi after she loses her baby because of the accident. While dealing with her pain and trauma, Naomi decides to start over. She wants a new life, a new face, and most of all—REVENGE. Arvin also has a personal goal. His nanny, who is sick and suffering from dementia, only has a few months left to live. Her last wish is to see her only daughter, BIANCA REYES, who tragically died of cancer years ago. When Naomi tells Arvin she plans to change her face to start fresh, he takes the opportunity to ask her to look like Bianca. In return, he promises to help her get revenge on the people who destroyed her life. Naomi agrees to the deal. With a new face and Arvin's support, she begins her plan to ruin her ex, IVAN DELGADO, and his mistress, RUBY CRUZ. But as Naomi spends more time with Arvin, she starts to fall for him. Yet, she’s afraid—what if he only cares about her because she looks like the woman from his past?

Catherine se vê casada com o capitão Apolo Harrington. Que após a perda de seu melhor amigo, acaba caindo no jogo cruel de uma inimiga poderosa. Enquanto sua família é negligenciada para benefício da promessa que fez ao amigo falecido, Apolo se vê diante de um destino premeditado. A máscara de alguém vai cair.

The following is an outline of my story 1. **Character Setup** The protagonist is surrounded by secrets and a troubled past, with the death of family members and a complete loss of memory. This sets the stage for later unveiling a shocking conspiracy. 2. (Key Point)The protagonist has no emotions. Joy, sorrow, fear, and other feelings are all extremely muted. He doesn't experience fear in the face of terror, nor can he feel positive emotions. He occasionally reflects, "Why do I have no emotions? Am I not human? Then what is the purpose of my existence?" 3. Major Supporting Characters (1) **Upright and Righteous**: A character who always takes the time to offer moral insights at the end of each challenge or level. (2) **Comedic Sidekick**: A character who clings to the protagonist, constantly cracking jokes, even in the face of danger, and will attempt humor even when confronted by ghosts or terrifying situations. (3) **Morally Ambiguous**: A character willing to do anything to achieve their goals, smiling mischievously. They are both an ally and a potential antagonist, sometimes helping the protagonist, other times seemingly wishing to kill them. They might love the protagonist, or they might hate them—this character represents both good and evil in a complex relationship. 4. **The Other Male Lead (B-Route)** Another key male character, full of secrets, immensely powerful, and connected to the protagonist in ways that become clearer later in the story. His secrets are tied to the ultimate mystery. While the narrative primarily reveals the protagonist's secrets in the early parts of the story, it is only later that the secrets of this second male lead become the most crucial element. --- **Story Structure** The protagonist stumbles into a terrifying and dangerous world, where he must fight monsters, level up, and face numerous challenges. As the story progresses, he will gradually uncover truths that lead him toward the light. Through this journey, the narrative explores the brilliance and beauty of humanity, delving into the complexities of human nature and the trials of the human heart. The ultimate theme is that we must believe in love, as love is the most powerful force, capable of overcoming anything.

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

During her university years, Alice Jones managed to win over her campus crush, Victor Miller. The two were together for two years before Victor left to study at Cambridge. Struggling with the difficulties of a long-distance relationship, Alice decided to initiate a breakup. However, she soon discovered that she was unexpectedly pregnant with Victor's child. Four years later, Victor returned to the country after completing his studies. By that time, Alice was preparing to apply for a PhD program. When Victor learned about her plans, he began spending time with her, helping her study. As they reconnected through these interactions, Victor eventually stumbled upon the truth: they had a child together. This life-changing secret brought to light the fact that they both still deeply loved each other. Despite the years of separation, neither had wanted to disturb the other's life. Eventually, the two recognized there true heart, and Alice successfully received her PhD offer. Written with a lighthearted and sweet tone, this story brings its vividly crafted characters to life. The sincere and romantic relationship between the protagonists, coupled with their shared aspirations and tireless efforts to achieve their dreams, makes this a heartwarming and inspiring tale that's well worth reading!

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

It was as if a life before this had never existed at all. The scent of blood permeated throughout his nose and memory itself—deeply ingrained as if it were a nightmare. He thought that it would soon end. That he would awaken, and everything he had experienced was all just a cruel joke. If not, he had promised himself to end it. He'd take his own life. Despite this, part of him wanted to keep going. A deep longing and belief for a light at the end of the road. His leg was limp. Face was bathed in blood. The only thing that got him to turn around was the deafeningly silent and slow steps echoing from down the cave. He wasn't alone. --------------- This book is competing in WSA. Any support/feedback would be great! Gonna aim for at least 700 words per chapter, so keep that in mind. (The cover was made by me)

In a world blessed by the gods, where beauty is a divine gift and handsome faces are a mark of favor, Goryo stands as a singular anomaly, a man with a face so grotesque it seems cursed by fate itself. Rejected by humans, spurned by the gods, and even shunned by the demons, Goryo's existence is a litany of misfortune. Even his own mother, upon seeing him for the first time, could not believe she had given birth to such an ugly face. Abandoned and ostracized, Goryo roams the world in search of purpose. But in the depths of his despair, he discovers that his cursed face hides a power beyond comprehension. As he battles prejudice, rejection, and a world obsessed with appearances, Goryo must embrace his unique destiny and prove that even the unluckiest of souls can shape their fate. Will Goryo uncover the reason behind his curse, or will he simply let it linger until his final breath? A dark, yet inspiring tale of resilience and self-discovery, Cursed Visage: The Tale of Goryo explores the true meaning of worth and the power hidden beneath the surface.

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?