Elephant Puns

Bencana Transmigrasi melanda dunia ini, Arcadian. Orang-orang menghilang dan muncul ancaman dari dunia lain. Rael Orna kehilangan kedua orangtuanya yang menghilang beserta kampung halaman akibat Bencana Transmigrasi. Perlahan kebenaran tentang bencana ini akan terungkap beserta rahasia dari dunia Arcadian yang tidak diketahui oleh siapa pun

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

Li Tian always thought life was a bit too boring. After dying in a freak accident, he’s reincarnated in a world that’s—well, still pretty boring. Until boom, a meteor strikes, and suddenly, it’s zombies everywhere. Normally, that would be bad. But for Li Tian? Not so much. He becomes a zombie himself—but with a twist: he still has his brain. And with that, he discovers the Undead Evolution System—turns out, dying doesn’t mean you’re out of luck, especially if you like killing things and getting stronger! Fast-forward to a little while later: just when Li Tian thinks he’s got this whole zombie thing under control, a spaceship from another galaxy lands on Earth. Apparently, Earth is just some backwater planet in the grand scheme of things, and humans? Well, we’re somewhere near the bottom of the cosmic food chain. But hey, at least we get to join an intergalactic empire! And did someone say cultivation? Cue the cultivation lessons, space politics, and some truly questionable life choices. Li Tian’s goal? Evolve into a super-undead powerhouse. Too bad his snarky inner thoughts, love for random zombies, and the occasional romantic encounter might just make that a bit more complicated than expected. Join Li Tian on his accidental journey to becoming the universe’s most confused—and surprisingly powerful—undead cultivator. Will he rise to the top of the food chain, or will he be too busy cracking jokes and trying not to eat his own brain? Only time will tell... and maybe a few more zombies along the way. (Warning: May contain too many undead puns and a lot of sarcasm.) Cover art is not mine.

An unnamed scout, sacrificed on the battlefield of the Southern Border, is miraculously reborn in an alternate universe. Unexpectedly, he becomes a shaman of the Orc Kingdom, even more, a rare Dragon Shaman that appears once in a millennium. What's more, he is cursed with the Blood Sacrifice of the vilest magic pet! What lies behind this curse? A charming beauty of the Fox Tribe, a Mermaid Princess from the Abyss Kingdom, a mysterious Clam Girl from the East, a Swan Warrior maiden, who is the very embodiment of an angel, all these arrive at his side one by one. Mysterious Panda Warriors from the Eastern Panta Clan, powerful Elephant Warriors of the Orephin Clan, the invincible Whale Knights of the Banilou Tribe, from the deep sea, to the formidable warriors of Summer Palace will follow our protagonist on the stage of a grand war, carving their own path to glory. Witness how our protagonist confronts his new identity, challenges the formidable human magic and invincible legions with the heroic Orc war-song. Witness how our protagonist take on the identity of the Double Dragon Shaman to defeat the Dragon Knights, leading the Bimon warriors, whose brilliance is gradually fading, and penning a saga of zero mortality amidst the battle with foreign invaders!

Kisah ini sepenuhnya merupakan karya fiksi. Nama-nama tokoh diambil dari figur dewa-dewi dalam mitologi masa lampau dan tidak memiliki keterkaitan apa pun dengan kepercayaan yang ada di dunia nyata.

Prolog Malam itu, langit terbelah oleh petir yang tidak wajar. Desa kecil di lembah Eldoria mendadak dikepung oleh kekuatan yang tak kasat mata. Sebuah suara menggema di udara, penuh kehancuran namun memikat, seperti bisikan iblis yang bersembunyi di balik kabut. Di tengah ladang gandum yang hancur, seorang bayi ditemukan dalam sebuah peti hitam yang terbungkus cahaya biru redup. Kulitnya bersih, tetapi matanya—ah, mata itu—menyala seperti dua bintang yang menantang kegelapan malam. Seorang pria tua berjubah lusuh, bernama Orlen, menemukan bayi itu. Wajahnya yang dipenuhi kerutan menegang ketika dia membaca ukiran di peti hitam tersebut: "Pewaris Takdir Langit. Mereka yang menyentuhnya akan bertemu dengan akhir dunia, atau menjadi pelindungnya." Orlen tahu malam itu bukan malam biasa. Bayi ini, siapa pun dia, bukanlah makhluk biasa. Dua puluh tahun kemudian, bayi itu telah tumbuh menjadi seorang pemuda bernama Kael. Tinggal di pedalaman bersama Orlen, Kael menjalani hidup sederhana, tanpa mengetahui bahwa dirinya adalah kunci dari perang besar yang akan mengguncang langit dan bumi. Namun, takdir tidak pernah tidur. Ketika Kael tanpa sengaja membangkitkan kekuatan yang telah tersegel dalam tubuhnya, dunia mulai bergerak. Para ksatria dari Kerajaan Valdris, sekte penyihir kuno, dan iblis penjaga dimensi mulai mengejarnya. Sebuah perjalanan pun dimulai—untuk menemukan kebenaran tentang siapa dia sebenarnya, melindungi dunia yang menolaknya, dan menghadapi ancaman yang lebih besar dari mimpi buruk siapa pun. ---

Menceritakan perempuan cantik bernama Lea yang gemar membaca buku favoritnya yang berjudul Alea. Namun tanpa sebab keajaiban terjadi, ketika dirinya tertidur setelah membaca novel tersebut ia pun terbangun ke dalam dunia novel sebagai ALEA.

“You’re an actor, so why can you leap across rooftops?” “Scaling a thousand-meter sheer cliff with your bare hands? Are you some kind of demon?” Faced with the astonished cries of scandal-ridden starlets, Du Sheng remained calm, casting a glance at the extraordinary skills he had acquired from films: [Dragon Elephant Prajna Skill (Purple): Tenfold power of dragons and elephants, Prajna Golden Body, Invulnerable Vajra!] “It’s just my ten-layer cultivation manifesting in golden radiance. A stronger physique seems perfectly reasonable, doesn’t it?” --- From The Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Infernal Affairs, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Kung Fu Hustle, to The Matrix, follow Du Sheng as he rises in the entertainment industry and beyond, wielding legendary skills extracted from movies

In a world where various creatures exist, many resembling humans, such as demons, giant elephants, Ephesus, and Asuras, these beings inhabit different corners of a mysterious world. Prabhas embarks on a journey across this vast world, facing numerous dangers. From an ordinary person, he rises to become the God Emperor. He fights the Demon King Yaku, who had captured God Tak. In this intense battle, the Earth shatters, and several large continents are formed. Prabhas is a resilient and determined individual who refuses to give up, no matter the odds. Throughout his journey, he has encountered life-threatening situations where he narrowly escaped death multiple times. His strong will to survive has been his driving force. As he navigates through this vast, unknown world, he faces countless dangers, some of which are completely unfamiliar and strange to him. Whether it’s battling fierce creatures, overcoming treacherous environments, or facing powerful enemies, Prabhas has been constantly tested, yet he always finds a way to endure and keep moving forward. His experiences have shaped him into a fearless and resourceful figure, constantly learning from the challenges he encounters.

When Asher wakes up, he finds himself reincarnated as a low-level Qi refiner in the perilous world of immortality. The road to eternal life is fraught with danger, intrigue, and unimaginable power struggles. Fortunately, Asher inherits the legendary Primordial Spirit Altar, a divine artifact capable of creating extraordinary spiritual constructs with unique and otherworldly powers. Spring and Autumn Spirit: Granting the user the ability to halt time's toll, making immortality seem within reach. Golden Cicada Spirit: A spirit of resurrection, capable of restoring life to the dead and reconstructing flesh and bones. Dragon Elephant Spirit: Endowing the strength of dragons and elephants, forming a body as indestructible as Vajra itself. However, Asher’s first creation is none of these—it is the humble Infatuation Spirit, a seemingly minor construct that bends the hearts and minds of others to his will. What begins as an unassuming start becomes a pivotal discovery in his cultivation path, unlocking avenues of influence and understanding never before seen. Through countless trials, shifting alliances, and battles against the natural order, Asher ascends not only in power but also in his understanding of fate and human nature. As centuries pass, his name becomes eternal, embodying the undying spirit of the Asher family.

Melihat jam tangannya aku tau kakek bukan dari kalangan menengah kebawah. "Mampus aku jika benar kakek ini orang kaya trus mati".. Batinku dalam hati membuatku semakin menangis. Tak lama ambulan datang. Kakekpun di bawa masuk menggunakan tandu ke ambulan. tapi,, para security pun ikut masuk semua dan hanya satu security yang tinggal. Siapa dia... Siapa kakek itu?

Grade Three Ironclad Battle Demon Ant (extremely rare species), with a lifespan of 30.5 years, possesses special abilities (immense strength, swiftness, armor-piercing, soul-eroding poison, moderate intelligence +, possesses mid-level carapace, demonization; in a demonized state, its speed increases fivefold, attack strength tenfold, defense fivefold). Puppet Worker Ants can capture creatures of the same grade or lower. Elephant Trunk Soldier Ants can release chemical substances to attack enemies... (Main features include cultivation, breeding, insect taming, and cultivation.)

Su Mo, a young man of the modern times, transmigrated to the world of martial arts. The sole survivor of the declining Su family, he inherited the Purple Sun Escort Company, a courier service that was on the brink of collapse. Su Mo was determined to restore the family business to its former glory, but he was young and inexperienced. And the martial arts world was fraught with dangers and intrigues! Unexpectedly, a system popped up that rewarded him each time he completed a courier mission. With this reward system, Su Mo entered an unprecedented realm. He mastered the Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique which transformed his internal Qi and gave him boundless energy and stamina to accomplish his missions. Still, troubles came knocking on his door as he embarked on his missions, from escorting a benign scholar to delivering a mysterious brocade box for a dying man. Could Su Mo avoid getting tangled in other people's affairs? And would he survive the storms and gain a foothold in the treacherous martial arts world?

Diana Ardelaine was done. Diana Ardelaine had enough. Married to a Duke who returned from war with a mistress, she played the perfect wife, only to be humiliated at every turn. So, she did the one thing no one expected: she divorced him, walked out of his mansion, and decided to start fresh. Enter Cassian—a charming cafe owner with a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time. With his warm smiles and terrible puns, he made her believe in love again. Life was peaceful, simple, and—most importantly—happy. Until the royal guards showed up. With Cassian’s face plastered on a bounty poster, Diana's world turned upside down. Was her sweet husband a criminal? A liar? Before she could even yell at him, the crown prince burst into the cafe like a storm. “Where is that damn runaway prime minister?! The Empire’s about to fall, and this idiot is baking muffins?!” Diana froze. Prime minister? Runaway? Muffins? Turns out, Cassian wasn’t just a cafe owner—he was the crown prince’s cousin, a brilliant political advisor, and a man who really hated responsibility. Now, with imperial soldiers, assassination plots, and a furious prince barging into her life, Diana has to figure out how to keep her husband alive—and herself sane. Divorce was hard. Falling in love again was harder. But marrying into imperial chaos? That might just be impossible.

When the skies over Earth flicker with an inexplicable cosmic light, 20% of the world’s population undergoes a transformation—gaining animal traits tied to a single species. Wings, claws, fur, and fangs become the new reality for millions. Society splits overnight: women, granted the traits of powerful animals like bears and elephants, rise to new heights of dominance, while men, transformed into smaller creatures like cats and birds, are seen as inferior curiosities. For Hermes Caine, a sixteen-year-old track star, life changes in an instant when he gains the sharp eyes, tufted ears, and sleek tail of a Maine Coon cat. At first, Hermes embraces his transformation, finding strength in his newfound agility and instincts. But the world isn’t as accepting as he hoped. Fear and prejudice grow as “Beast Folk” are ostracized, hunted, and subjected to cruel experiments. "Beastmarked” is a gripping tale of survival, vengeance, and the primal instincts that bind and divide us all.

The once most powerful ancient forbidden divine art, the Immemorial Dragon Elephant Art has been lost for millions upon millions of years. Countless years later, youth Lin Feng who was down on his luck, managed to obtain the number one ancient forbidden divine art, the Immemorial Dragon Elephant Art by chance. When Lin Feng departed from a tiny city of the northern-most area in the world, a legendary story would begin. This is a world with experts as many as the trees in a forest, a world where different races vyes for supremacy. Who shall rule over destiny in this boundlessly vast land? Depending on the Immemorial Dragon Elephant Art, Lin Feng battle the heavens and fought the earth, sweeping aside all experts with dominance, tyrannically ruling the myriad realms.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Menceritakan dua orang remaja SMK yang saling mencintai, mereka berdua pun pacaran. Dan setelah dua bulan mereka pacaran si perempuan hamil, si ayah dari anak perempuan itu marah saat mengetahui putri kesayangannya hamil, dan Ayah dari si perempuan itu mengirimnya ke Malaysia untuk melanjutkan sekolah dan melahirkan di Malaysia. Dan sementara si laki-laki itu tetap berusaha untuk mencari informasi keberadaan pacar nya atau si perempuan itu. Setelah tiga tahun lamanya mencari pada akhirnya bertemulah mereka lagi di Malaysia, ketika keduanya sama-sama kuliah di Malaysia, dan si perempuan itu memperkenalkan anaknya kepada laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai bahwa anak yang sedang dia gendong itu adalah anaknya bergitu pun sebaliknya, si perempuan juga menceritakan bahwa laki-laki yang menggendongnya adalah ayahnya. Anak itu senang bisa bertemu dengan ayahnya, mereka berdua pun bersatu kembali dan mereka berdua memutuskan untuk tinggal selamanya di Malaysia bersama ke empat anak mereka

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll

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Dunia bernama Lunavere, sebuah tempat yang terkoyak oleh konflik abadi antara para dewa kuno dan makhluk yang disebut Maledicta—manusia terkutuk yang berubah menjadi monster oleh energi kehancuran bernama Eclipse Aether. Di tengah kehancuran ini, pecahan kekuatan ilahi yang dikenal sebagai Fragmenta Lucis tersebar di seluruh negeri. Siapa pun yang menguasai semua fragmenta dapat mengembalikan dunia, atau menghancurkannya sepenuhnya.

Arthur, the progenitor of all living dragons. He is one of the most malevolent beings in the entire Heavenly World, so much so that even heaven cannot tolerate his existence. Yet, what can heaven do against him? To call him "strong" would be an insult he is the supreme outlaw. Despite his immense power, he is not satisfied with his foundation. In pursuit of complete perfection in all the laws he practices in Soul, Body, and Essence Cultivation he has reincarnated thousands of times to achieve absolute perfection. After countless years, he has tried all the laws in existence and mastered them to perfection. Yet, he has achieved complete mastery in only two laws, leaving one last law: Chaos. A law despised by everything in heaven. Heaven itself abhors this law to its core because its essence stands against heaven. Countless years ago, he was one of the strongest and most malevolent beings in the world, but in order to perfect his cultivation foundation, he reincarnated time and again. Meanwhile, those who were once like ants before him have now become strong. Some have ascended to higher realms. Now, some of them have become so powerful that they can crush Arthur like an elephant crushing a group of ants. _____________________________ Author Notes: I have shared a reference image in my Discord server, so you can join there for better imagination while reading. Discord: discord.gg/ugvjUNtFQb

Prolog: Kejatuhan Sang Dewa Pada saat napas terakhir para dewa yang agung meninggalkan bibir mereka yang hampir mati, dunia ini pun runtuh. Kegelapan menyelimuti langit, sementara bumi menangis darah. Dewa-dewa yang dulu abadi dan maha kuasa jatuh seperti boneka yang talinya terputus, energi ilahi mereka merembes ke tanah yang retak, meninggalkan sebuah dunia yang terluka dan penuh keputusasaan.

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

Wen Xiangyang ingin membalas perbuatan ayah Wen yang brengsek, tanpa sengaja itu mengantarkannya untuk bertemu dengan seorang pria. Pertemuan pun akhirnya berlanjut, ia menyewa pria itu untuk menyamar menjadi pacarnya untuk mengembalikan reputasinya. Bagaimana ia tahu kalau ternyata pria itu adalah seorang bos yang legendaris! Namun, hal yang paling menakutkan adalah pria itu kecanduan untuk bersama dengannya.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

Li Che, after being reincarnated, lived an ordinary life for nineteen years before resigning himself to his fate, marrying, having children, and working hard to support his family. But the moment his daughter was born... His once ordinary life became extraordinary due to his daughter's blessings. ... Daughter is born safely, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Immortal Artisan] Daughter turns one, safe and sound, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Dragon Elephant Vajra] Daughter turns two, healthy and disease-free, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Pristine Heart] Daughter turns three, lively and clever, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Chess Master] Daughter turns four, five, six... ... Li Che discovers that with each passing year of his daughter's life, he can condense a Dao Fruit to bless himself. From then on, Li Che had a simple and unadorned wish. One Dao Fruit per year, quietly guarding eternal life. A father only wishes... To start from a warm and cozy family, calmly protecting his daughter's immortality. Silently accumulating countless Dao Fruits. From this point on, he cultivates and refines his spirit, becoming invincible in the world.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread