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Zombie Cultivator: How to Evolve from Undead to Overpowered

Li Tian always thought life was a bit too boring. After dying in a freak accident, he’s reincarnated in a world that’s—well, still pretty boring. Until boom, a meteor strikes, and suddenly, it’s zombies everywhere. Normally, that would be bad. But for Li Tian? Not so much. He becomes a zombie himself—but with a twist: he still has his brain. And with that, he discovers the Undead Evolution System—turns out, dying doesn’t mean you’re out of luck, especially if you like killing things and getting stronger! Fast-forward to a little while later: just when Li Tian thinks he’s got this whole zombie thing under control, a spaceship from another galaxy lands on Earth. Apparently, Earth is just some backwater planet in the grand scheme of things, and humans? Well, we’re somewhere near the bottom of the cosmic food chain. But hey, at least we get to join an intergalactic empire! And did someone say cultivation? Cue the cultivation lessons, space politics, and some truly questionable life choices. Li Tian’s goal? Evolve into a super-undead powerhouse. Too bad his snarky inner thoughts, love for random zombies, and the occasional romantic encounter might just make that a bit more complicated than expected. Join Li Tian on his accidental journey to becoming the universe’s most confused—and surprisingly powerful—undead cultivator. Will he rise to the top of the food chain, or will he be too busy cracking jokes and trying not to eat his own brain? Only time will tell... and maybe a few more zombies along the way. (Warning: May contain too many undead puns and a lot of sarcasm.) Cover art is not mine.
Lord_of_Infinity · 1.5K Views

I Really Want to Touch My Wife's Cat Ears

Model Shuo Yu discovers a mysterious cat-raising game on her phone. As an unlucky cat lover allergic to cat fur, she eagerly launches the game to enjoy some virtual cat affection. Upon entering the game, Shuo Yu quickly spots a trail of adorable paw prints on the beach. She took out some food from her inventory, set it down, and switched her perspective to gather materials, intending to build a cozy shelter for the yet-to-be-seen cat. However, when she returns to the beach view, the one eating the food isn’t a cat but a girl with cat ears atop her head and a tail swaying behind her. She seemed to sense Shuo Yu’s presence, looking toward her with wary eyes. Shuo Yu felt a little conflicted—she had only wanted to virtually raise a cat, not a beautiful cat-eared girl! However, her hesitation didn’t last long, because she soon noticed the few round-headed, fluffy kittens carefully hidden behind the girl. For the sake of the kittens… she could raise the cat-eared girl too! As they spent time together, Shuo Yu gradually forgot her original goal of just raising virtual cats. "Wife, I bought you a new outfit! Hurry and put it on so I can take a screenshot!" "Wife, I just made some delicious food—come and taste it!" "Wife, isn't your house a bit too small? Let’s build a bigger house!" "Wife, I finally got the spicy interaction card. Can we… tonight?" — One day, her 'wife' in the game gave her a hospital address. "Shuo Yu, I’m about to wake up. Can you come find me?" — A car accident had left Ji MianMian in a coma, turning her into a vegetative state. But her soul had traveled to another world—where she became a cat-eared girl. It was an island full of cats, yet she was the only one who could turn human. On this deserted island, Ji MianMian struggled to survive and even took care of orphaned kittens. One day, a floating screen appeared before her, displaying a stunningly beautiful woman. That woman sighed softly—"I just wanted to raise virtual cats, not a beautiful cat girl." Ji MianMian’s heart stirred. She shifted slightly, revealing the little kittens she had been hiding behind her. [This novel is translated, 2-3 chapters / 2 days, CT: 她姜]
Ov4096 · 1K Views

Our Love Repeats At Zero

A promised eternity and meaningful vows linked the Greek god of love and a mortal to lifetimes of relationship. Two drips of blood stained one rock as the proof of their devotion for each other. Before Eros could kiss his bride, she collapsed to deep slumber in his arms. The first and last kiss he ever laid on her forehead was a heart wrenching one that moved clouds to tears, stopped birds from singing and darkened the sky. At the peak of his heart ache, he glared at his mother, Aphrodite, resentfully for her lies, schemes and jealousy. "The moment you decided to hurt her, you should have expected losing me as your son." Eros eyes laid on his wife whose body withered to ashes and flowed to the underworld. "Let her live and I'll be her replacement." Once again, he watched her soul reach safety to the Oracle's hands. Aphrodite stripped away his power and threw him to the dungeon of suffering and torment, expecting him to give up his stubbornness after a few days. His love for her only deepened and the desire for power heightened. Eventually, he became the Devil. Oracle: "Her soul has been sent to the reincarnation portal, but I can't say when it would be her turn." "I'll wait for that day to come." Eros sipped his wine in his chamber as he stayed away from heavens. Thousands of years later..... "Master! Master! The human world is very exciting! There are books about you and your late wife's love story there too! I wonder how humans learn about these stories." The teenage crow demon, Axle, flapped his wings excitedly as he chanted about his findings. "Oh? Then bring me that book as souvenir next time." Eros chuckled at his underling. ------------------- The crow disguised himself as a teenager and always wandered around in a bookstore. "Tsss.. paper cut!" The girl accidentally cut her finger when she flipped to the last page of the Greek mythology tales book at the counter. "Are you alright?" "Yes, but the book..." "It's fine. I'll still take it." The crow said as he didn't mind the drip of blood that stained the words, happy ending, on the last page of the book. --------------- The book burned to flames and was tossed to the floor for others to make a bonfire. "Ridiculous! Happy ending? Don't let me see that ever again!" Eros' rare anger filled voice echoed piercingly in other demon's ears. Crow: "Master! Look!" Eros' attention landed on the pile of ashes on the floor. With widened eyes, he approached the pile of ashes and picked up the unburned piece. "Happy ending.." Oracle: "Eros, she's back." -------------- - A certain high school - "Ugly trash! Leave!" Classmate voices echoed in the girl's ear as she found her gymnastic sneakers filled with pin tacks, gym uniform soaked in pungent scented liquid and scribbled curses all over her desk. Facing the insults five days a week, she had gotten used to it. Still, it hurt to see people duding by her appearance. As tears clouded over her face, the mixture of cosmetics melted. "Here, wipe your tears. Don't let their words get to you." The popular classmate smiled and handed her a pack of tissues, instantly winning her heart as nobody had shown her an inch of respect in school. Rinsing her cosmetic filled face at home, the water dyed grey along with other colors. "I found you, my prince." Too bad, the prince was just a jerk who wanted to gain popularity. Luckily, she realized it early. ------------------ One night, she saved a kitten from getting run over by a car. The driver stepped out and asked if she was alright. Seeing how the man was wrapped up from head to toe, she handed the kitten to him. "I'm fine. Here, take the kitten to the hospital." "Miss, I think you need the hospital more than the kitten." His voice sounded magnetic to her ears. "I'm really fine. Bye." Her gorgeous smile greeted the man warmly. "Interesting. She didn't scam me." Eros stared at the direction where she had ran away.
Sweetflowlips · 111.4K Views

Kamil untuk Titah

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll
Titahkesumaward · 10.1K Views

Virgil’s Kitten

In the heart of medieval times, Atika, a tribal slave girl adorned with intricate tattoos marking her heritage, finds herself on the auction block once again. Known for her fierce spirit and unyielding defiance, she has been sold and returned by numerous masters, none able to tame the wildness within her. Atika's life changes when Virgil, a handsome and tall pureblood vampire, attends the auction. Cold, sadistic, and narcissistic, Virgil's reputation precedes him. Yet, he is immediately captivated by Atika's beauty and fiery spirit. Her feral nature reminds him of a wild kitten, earning her the nickname "kitten" from him. Intrigued and seeing potential in her that others have missed, Virgil places a high bid, securing Atika as his new possession. He brings her to his grand estate, a place of opulence and dark secrets. There, he plans to mold her into a perfect servant, but he is also drawn to the possibility of something more—an unusual bond that neither can yet define. Excerpt: The moonlight filtered through the high, arched windows of Lord Virgil’s estate, casting an ethereal glow over the polished marble floors. The imposing figure of Virgil, a tall and handsome pureblood vampire with raven hair and piercing red eyes, stood in the center of the grand hall. His gaze was fixed on Atika, the human slave girl who knelt before him, her tribal attire and tattoos a stark contrast to the opulence around her. Atika's spirit was unbroken despite her circumstances. She was feisty, with a sharp tongue and a sweetness that could disarm even the coldest of hearts. But Virgil was not easily swayed. His narcissistic and sadistic nature made him a master of control, and he relished the challenge she presented. “Kneel, kitten,” Virgil commanded, his voice smooth and unwavering. Atika hesitated for a moment, her eyes flashing with rebellion, but she complied, sinking to her knees before him. She hated the nickname he had given her, but there was a strange intimacy in the way he said it, a possessiveness that sent shivers down her spine. Virgil stepped closer, his tall frame towering over her. He reached out, lifting her chin with a single finger, forcing her to meet his gaze. “Such a feral kitten,” he murmured, a hint of amusement in his voice. “You remind me of a wild creature, untamed and full of fire.” Atika’s breath hitched, but she refused to look away. “I am not a pet,” she said defiantly. “I am a warrior.” Virgil chuckled, the sound low and dangerous. “You are whatever I say you are,” he replied, his thumb brushing over her lips. “And right now, you are mine.” His eyes flickered to the brand on her shoulder, the mark that declared her a slave. His expression darkened, the amusement vanishing as quickly as it had appeared. “Who branded you with this mark?” he demanded, his voice cold and sharp. Atika’s heart pounded, fear and anger warring within her. She knew that revealing the name would bring death, but Virgil's patience was not infinite. She remained silent, her defiance a silent challenge. Virgil’s eyes narrowed, his grip tightening on her chin. “Answer me, kitten,” he growled, his voice a dangerous whisper. “Who dared to mark you as their property?” Tears welled in Atika’s eyes, but she refused to let them fall. She took a deep breath, her voice trembling as she finally spoke. “His name is Varek,” she said her voice barely a whisper. “He is the one who branded me.” Virgil’s expression grew darker, a deadly calm settling over him. He released her, turning away with a dangerous grace. “Varek,” he repeated, the name like poison on his lips. “He will pay for this.”
KyrieUzumaki · 10.3K Views

I won't waste you

Sinopsis RUMAH ialah tempat ternyaman yang selalu bersama kita kemana pun pergi! Rumah adalah tempat yang selalu menemani untuk kita semua! Dan rumah selalu melindungi kita dari Perasaan-perasaan risau dan gundah atau pun dalam keadaan suka dan duka yang bermula dari kedua insan yang berbeda menjadi pasangan yang begitu erat dalam istilah namanya jatuh cinta. Jatuh cinta merupakan suatu hal yang indah bagi yang memiliki pasangan, pasti semua anak remaja pernah mengalaminya atau pun sedang menjalani kisah asmara bersama pasangannya masing-masing sampai halal dan menua bersama! Dan juga jatuh cinta itu tidak harus ada pemaksaan seperti di jodoh-jodohkan atau pun tekanan dari hati apa lagi tekanan hidup yang harus memaksakan diri untuk menyukai seseorang, akan tetapi kita hanya bisa mengikuti kata hati, perasaan hati tidak hanya mewakili perasaan suka terhadap seseorang, mungkin juga hati kita selalu merasa bimbang ketika harus memilih dua pilihan antara kekasih dan antara sahabat, walaupun sahabatku adalah seorang cowok dan sudah kuanggap seperti saudara sendiri, maka dari itu aku tidak tega harus menaruh rasa dendam dengannya, apa lagi sampai membunuh perasaan Cuma gara-gara rebutan perempuan. Kadang kala walaupun dia sering menyuruhku tuk menghindar dari perempuan yang selama ini kuinginkan tuk menjadi pasangan dalam hidupku, berbagai cara telah kulakukan untuk mendapatkan isi hatinya perempuan itu supaya benar-benar bersatu dengannya, ya walaupun ujung-ujungnya harus bermusuhan dengan temanku sendiri yang sudah kuanggap seperti saudaraku sendiri, karna telah bersaing dengan cepat. siapa pun yang berhasil menaklukkan hati perempuan yang sama-sama kita suka maka dari itu berhak mendapatkannya, lantas mana yang akan perempuan itu pilih! Antara memilih diriku, atau dia akan kembali kemantannya dulu yang merupakan temanku sendiri, jika dia memilihku maka percayalah bahwa Aku akan seperti rumah? Yaitu selalu melindungi dirinya dalam keadaan apapun, walaupun hidup ini banyak rintangan yang harus di hadapi, jika dia memilih temanku jagalah dirimu sendiri dengan baik-baik.
Yagsoghada · 906 Views
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