Stupid Wofe

[ Not interested in winning WSA 2025 ] Being able to get 600 dollars from here can make me happy. Synopsis: Jiang Han was just another survivor in a world overrun by zombies. When death finally caught up to him, he thought it was the end—until he woke up in the body of a mysterious man named Kein Moretti. Memories flooded his mind. He wasn’t just a regular survivor. He was the true heir of the Moretti family, a man whose soul had been stolen at birth. The imposter who took his life had lived in luxury while Kein was cast aside, struggling through an existence that was never meant to be his. Now, the rightful owner has returned. With the AQCC System—a quantum AI that has traveled across timelines just to find him—Kein must uncover the secrets of his past, reclaim his stolen identity, and survive in a world that is far more terrifying than he ever imagined. The apocalypse isn’t just about zombies. It’s about war, power, and forces beyond human comprehension. Magic, advanced technology, and monstrous entities lurk in the shadows, waiting for the day of reckoning. Two paths lie ahead: Path of Heaven or Path of Hell. Most choose the easy way, the Path of Heaven, gaining strength through divine blessings. But Kein… he embraces the darkness. The Path of Hell is dangerous, painful, and could drive him insane. But if he survives—if he endures—he will become something greater than anyone could ever imagine. The world has forgotten the real Kein Moretti. Now, it will remember. Kein Moretti Quote (Inspired by Timothy Ronald): "If you're poor, you're stupid. If you're stupid, you're arrogant." "if you are weak you are stupid. if you are stupid you are arrogant." "Endure the pain of the bitterness of the world and be hyper specific in 1 thing and you will become a monster." Lord of Karbiter

Once upon a time, in a faraway world... an overpowered guy decided to fart - which resulted in some shenanigans. As a result of those shenanigans, now, a highly intelligent 15-year-old boy, Agent Nine, and his sister-friend Agent Six, have to traverse through a potpourri of stupidity to keep on living and enjoying their lives.

Um homem militar das forças especiais morreu devido a uma traição e caiu no mundo de resident evil ..... essa não é uma estória comum e muito menos um fanfic legalzinha, ela conta um drama de um humano tentando sobreviver em meio ao desespero e caos, sem sistema ou harem, apenas a fria realidade e suas memórias da vida passada, ele só pode contar consigo mesmo para sobreviver ..... Note: This story deals with heavy themes and doesn't have egg drooling, so don't expect a stupid and juvenile fanfic full of romance.

The Mayan ceremonial dagger had an inscription in the ancient language that read: "Offer thy heart". It's obviously an instruction left by the past inhabitants of this forgotten place, but who would be stupid enough to stab himself in the heart with a rusty old knife found inside a tombstone? After activating my battery pack the dagger shimmers brightly in a cyan light, the creatures are coming, I can hear their steps. 'It's do or die.'

The world was destroyed, torn to shreds by the war as it raged on. With the falling of nuclear bombs, the mutation strangely adapted and became an entirely new element. Those who couldn't withstand this mutation became beings tethering on the edge of life and death, becoming undead. Only a small population remains on the earth now. In this small population, some can adapt to the mutation and awaken unique powers in the apocalypse, while others are entirely unaffected, still like normal people. Ray was just a normal E-class awakener, but a faithful purple crystal changed everything. Through the purple crystal, a "system" activated inside him, which could allow him to get stronger the more he spreads his genes. Necromancer, wizard, martial artist to sorcerer - every single skill was possible as long as he spread his genes. From that moment, Ray walked the path of spreading his genes "for the sake of humanity." Author note: My MC is not some stupid shit who likes the enjoyment of being stupid, although he might not be the most high IQ person but he tries his best to strive for perfection and will do everything to get stronger, also he cares for his woman and doesn't abandon them. Join my Discord(new): https://discord.gg/jKNMtAHfet #no ntr, no yaoi or no yuri

"Now, go forth, my mortal champion! Conquer this world—or else!" I lived a painfully average life and died by a stupid, stupid accident, but a goddess interfered, giving me a second chance in another world. There, I became royalty—the lazy kind with almost no obligations, free to live in peace and luxury for the rest of my days. Sounds like a dream, right? In reality, it was anything but—because I became *BEE* royalty. A Drone Bee, doomed to die of old age in 2 months! (A humanoid bee, thankfully, but still a bee in all the ways that matter.) The only way to increase my lifespan is to develop and grow my bee colony—a deadly task in a vicious world like this one. There are murderous insect monsters, colossal beasts trampling the earth, other civilizations, natural disasters, and the bitchy patron goddess who absolutely hates me. But as long as I have my brains, my bees, and the powerful genes my system gives me, my Bee Empire will be unstoppable! === For those who want to know more: This is a wholesome comedic story, but it has some dark moments. The focus is on kingdom building, survival as an empire, and interacting with MC’s beautiful bee wife and adorable bee daughters. The bees are all humanoid (see pictures) and human-sized. However, they are still bees in their ways of life and mentality. Although there’s a system, real growth comes from putting effort and time. Nothing happens in an instant in this story, unless it’s trouble. MC acts like an idiot sometimes (oftentimes), but he’s not actually stupid-stupid. When it comes to strategic decisions, he uses logic and reason. Even if you might disagree with it. Also, there will be no smut (ecchi is a fair game), incest, NTR, harem or BL. === Discord is up! Find it at -> https://linktr.ee/Garessta Updates: 2 chapters/day, right after the reset (with a 5% chance of running late). Reply to author's pinned review if you have questions. And I BET that you CAN'T push this novel to top 15 golden ticket rating. If I lose this bet, I will mass release 10 extra chapters! (within 30 calendar days)

"You will be reborn as hope, My boy Milagro, Oh sorry its Kaan now." "What Reborn!!?" What is this stupid god of tales saying. *** Kaan born to bring hope somehow became a curse to bring the fall to all of the kingdoms. Well that's what the prophecy says. "Well who cares I will live in this world as the villain and create a hero." "..." "Well that failed huh...." "..." what will happen when the hand groomed hero by the villain defies his orders and ruins the plans made long back... what will happen when an obsessed hero captures the sacrificial villain.... "Jasper please listen to me." "no" "huuu... damn it."

'No! No! NO! I don't want to be torn by zombies! HELP!' Regrets welled up within Moliya's heart while tears rolled down her bony cheeks. "I hate you all! ALL OF YOU!!!" Looking at the small crowd afar with hatred, Moliya let out a roar. How stupid she has been! HOW VERY STUPID!!! CRACK! With this last sound echoing, Moria's head was squashed like a tomato, and within seconds, was swallowed by the tallest and ugliest zombie that got hold of her. **************************************** Date: April 23rd, 2024 Location: New Heng City, Xiang Province, Jiuzhou Kingdom "ARH! ARH!" Moliya sat up suddenly, panting for breath and sweating like a hot dog. -------------------------------------------------------- The cover does not belong to me.

Have you ever seen a hamster die of old age? Ask any hamster owner, and they’ll tell you the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard. Drowned in a toilet, trapped in a laundry machine, electrocuted by a phone charger, or worst of all, vanished without a trace, only for the cat to look way too satisfied. Hamsters never go peacefully. But what if they were given intelligence? Would they finally live out their full lifespans? Or would it just make them understand how cruel their tiny existence really is? And what if it wasn’t just the hamsters? What if every rodent, mice, rats, guinea pigs, became smart enough to stop being prey? Fifty years after the experiment, rodents have done more than just survive. They’ve built underground civilizations, mastered tools, and even begun whispering about a war. Because they know the truth now: the world was never made for them. But something else changed. Something bigger. Because humans weren’t the only ones playing with intelligence. The cats were watching. And now? They aren’t just hunters. They’re rulers. Tacticians. Puppet masters. They don’t just chase their food anymore. They lure it in. And they’re so patient. Nibble, a clueless but strangely lovable hamster, never asked to be part of this. He just wanted food, warmth, and a nice safe burrow. Instead, he’s running for his life alongside his scrappy siblings, his battle-hardened mother, and his utterly stupid but weirdly lucky guinea pig father. Because the cats? They don’t want food. They want control. And in the end, it’s not about who’s smart. It’s about who stays prey, and who finally fights back. "Wait... why is my cat just sitting there, staring at me?" "Why are you looking at me like that... like you know something?" "Wait. Why are your paws, why are they—why are they bloody?" "...Where’s my baby?!!"

Yuuto Sakurai, a 19-year-old high school failure, spends his days devouring wish-fulfillment stories. One night, he stumbles across yet another "LHS" novel-where the protagonist is insanely overpowered but insists on acting like a weakling. His needless self-sabotage ruins his image, social life, hurts those around him, all because it's the so-called "right thing to do." Frustrated, Yuuto burns the book, cursing its stupidity, and goes to bed. Then he wakes up... as the main character?!

"I'm not impressed." He said and Kalina guessed the laughter in his words. "Still." She returned, trying to match his amusement and completely failing. That man had a knack for annoying her, that was for sure. ¿Why? Kalina didn't know for sure. She felt a little stupid about the discovery, but there was something else. Something attracted her to him, that was undeniable.

What if you were transmigrated into the body of a villain who isn't even bulky but still is trash enough to be the reason for the death of his family? You, too, would curse him despite being him, right? Our Protagonist did that, too, but not for long. He isn't stupid- ...perhaps he is, but he learns from his mistakes. Inside being a character of a game that will soon be destroyed by the force otherworldly forces, the Protagonist will take action soon. In this journey from being in the body of trash to being the strongest to save the world to escape the game's reality, what can go wrong?

Indra woke up with a screeching pain the system sounded and granted him what!!! [The Seven Tails, Saiken Has been sealed inside the host as a starter gift pack!] this ain't a starter pack! this is a godly pack! now I'll show the world true Fear? ... spoiler: Madara: You've betrayed me! indra! indra: me? I didn't, it's your stupid ass (Main Character can curse...a bit much so be prepared)

Who doesn't know Cinderella? The beautiful girl dreamed of by Bhimantara High School students. The girl who lives with her father, stepmother, and stepsister makes her have to work hard. However, while working there was a small problem that made Odelia (the older sister) accidentally made her fall into the river until she arrived at the kingdom of Pertiwi. Cinderella in the kingdom of Pertiwi becomes a stupid noble princess and she meets the fairy mimi to carry out a mission to unite the 2 elements of the kingdom that are in conflict, the fire element that burns with anger and the air element is blinded. So, can Cinderella unite the two elements? How is Cinderella's journey going? Curious? Happy reading.

A collection of my brains stupid ideas! Mostly fantasy, but romance, blood, revenge etc. can also be found! Enjoy! For the contents, look below in "contents" :) Please excuse spelling/grammar mistakes, I am from Germany :) Thank you :) And on a side note: the stories get better the more recent they are, I too have to practice!

The souls, naturally born good, forged in the smithy dubbed reality eventually turns evil or chipped can be healed with a mysterious blend of alchemy, plague and some stupid heroics.

"The gods are losing, and they’re throwing disposable heroes at the problem. I’m just the latest fool on the list." When Daion wakes up in a void, faced with a sarcastic, all-powerful "god," he quickly realizes two things: He’s dead. His afterlife is a joke. With no memories, no blessings, and no choice, he’s dumped into a dying world overrun by corrupt monsters, where the gods are losing a war they refuse to fight themselves. The so-called "heroes" sent before him? Dead. Useless. Forgotten. Armed with a cursed gauntlet he can’t remove, a sword that radiates something… wrong, and a power system he doesn’t understand, Daion must navigate a brutal world where the strong exploit the weak, summoned ones are feared more than revered, and the gods treat mortals like pieces on a board. No destiny. No prophecy. No divine protection. Just a cruel game where survival is the only rule. But if the gods think he’s just another disposable pawn… they’re in for a surprise.

Sophia Lopez is a nerdy girl going through university that resurrects in a fantasy world. Gathering information and power is the key to return to her world and deliver her final essay in time.

Grrr… A low growl snapped me out of my celebration. My excitement faded as I turned toward the sound. A shadow moved in the bushes, its glowing eyes fixated on me. “This is it. My first battle in the new world! Let’s go!” I whispered, hyping myself up. But then I froze. “Wait… where’s my special skill? My OP weapon? Isn’t this where the system kicks in?” System Synchronizing… “Finally!” Synchronization failed. Condition not met. “What?!” I shouted. “What stupid condition didn’t I meet?” User is too mentally adjusted to the new world. System activation unsuitable. “What the hell?! I’m too normal for the system?”

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THIS NOVEL IS UNDER HIATUS FOR MAJOR EDITING BECAUSE I WAS STUPID, PLEASE DON'T READ IT YET. ***** Atticus, a demi-god from the underworld, was cast out of his parents' realm and banished to the human world. The reason? He had yet to give them any grandchildren. With an untold history as he lived in the human realm, he worked as a butler for his found soulmate, Nolan, in the present time.

I was a normal novelist, who got really popular after creating my first novel "Fever War" and went to Comiket to not only meet my fans, but also sell my own merchs. Only for me to make a stupid bet with one of my fans and was sent into my own novel. Now I have to survive this everchanging landscape, fight against other human competitors and the invaders while closely follow the lead of the MC of the story. Make changes to my decision due to my appearance and the butterfly effect I have caused and try to find a way back, and get back against the one who sent me to this place.

“You are like a ray of light that brightened up the darkest moment of my life.” “The moment my eyes landed on you, I already planned everything to take you.” ____ Cheng Yuze was the CEO of the KGF Bank, the most powerful and influential bank in Ru City. His characteristics were known as cold and distant, especially toward women. This man was handsome, rich, and most importantly, intelligent, very intelligent which was what he was always proud of. Opening her eyes, she found that she had lost her memories. She didn’t remember anything besides her name. Before she could figure out the situation, she was pushed into marrying the Eldest Young Master of the Cheng Family by her stepmother because of the agreement from a decade ago between the two families. Cheng Yuze found this wife of his seemed to be stupid. No matter what he asked, she always responded to him with ‘I don’t know.’ which made Cheng Yuze so furious that he could cough up blood on the spot. How would everyone react if they knew he had such a stupid wife? _____ Beware‼️ -This is an original story. -The cover is an AI image.

The time of legends has ended. The Holy Westphalian Empire is in decline. The demon wave is coming. Humanity's only source of salvation: the hero of prophecy. Too bad they end up summoning the clueless college student William and his friend Quincy by accident. Together, these two idiots must save humanity while experiencing pain and stupidity along the way.

Set in a world experiencing an apocalypse, mc is sent back to 3 months before the apocalypse to make things right . . . The mc is overpowered from the start and he can be stupid at times you Know, it's just like giving nukes to a boy in puberty this novel is purely fantasy. English isn't my first language, so there might be some errors

Zowe Slein Martin is a simple, bubbly, happy go lucky and stupid for her crush. Bryan Lupez San Teruso, A.K.A BLUST. Isang high class, fashionable, gwapo, matalino at higit sa lahat sikat sa buong school. Isa siyang transfer student. Gagawin naman lahat ni Zowe para lang mapansin siya nito, a little things na nagagawa o naibibigay sa kaniya ni Blust. Parang umaabot na hanggang langit ang kaniyang ngiti. Pero magbabago ang takbo ng kaniyang kwento pagdating ni Blust sa school nila, Ika-crush back din kaya siya ng crush niya? Magugustohan rin kaya siya nito? Magiging sila kaya? or maybe she's the midnight summer of Blust.

In the mountain city of Falcrest, Atlas, an orphan and outsider, has always been avoided for his foreign origins. When his dormant mana core unexpectedly awakens, he is thrust into the academy to train as a Blade, one of Draegar’s elite warriors. Surrounded by harsh expectations and unrelenting discipline, Atlas must master his rare talents and prove himself in a society where power defines survival and weakness has no place. What to expect: *Core cultivation and advancement *Super soldiers *Weak to strong progression What not to expect: *Random powerups *Murderhobo Mc *Stupid Mc

When 18-year-old Geum Jan-di's family relocates to the city, she's thrust into the prestigious Seoul Haneul Academy, a world of privilege and luxury. Despite feeling like an outsider, Jan-di refuses to be intimidated. With her fierce determination and sharp wit, she stands up to the school's elite clique, led by the infuriatingly arrogant Eun-woo. However, she also finds an unlikely friend in Kim Tae-hyun, who shows her the genuine side of Seoul Haneul Academy. As Jan-di pursues her dream of becoming a police officer, she must navigate her complicated emotions, biases, and loyalties. Will she let Eun-woo's scorn bring her down, or will she find solace in Tae-hyun's kindness? Can she trust her heart to make the right choice?