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Interstellar Travel offers a sweeping journey through one of humanity’s most ambitious frontiers: reaching the stars. From fundamental physics to daring propulsion concepts, and from building starship habitats to confronting the vast expanse of cosmic distance, this book illuminates the full panorama of challenges and wonders awaiting us beyond our Solar System. The journey begins with the core principles and distances that define interstellar space, then guides you through the advanced physics that might one day propel us across unimaginable gulfs. Chapters on non-rocket propulsion, starship design, and potential destinations delve into both the realistic engineering paths and the bold, futuristic ideas that spark our imagination. The discussion extends into the intricacies of sustaining human life and culture on multi-year voyages, weighing the operational hazards, ethical dilemmas, and philosophical implications of expanding humanity’s reach far beyond Earth’s cradle. Finally, the book gazes forward, assessing cutting-edge research, future breakthroughs, and the lasting legacy interstellar exploration could leave for humankind. Meticulously researched and written for both scientists and enthusiasts, Interstellar Travel stands as a comprehensive guide to the next great era of discovery—one that dares us to embrace the cosmos and pursue our most audacious dreams.

Aria, a brilliant space - time research prodigy, was introduced to a peculiar NPC - conquest game by an enigmatic hacker acquaintance, and thus commenced an adventure brimming with mystery and thrills. Each day, she had to carry out quests under the guidance of the energetic, playful yet "loquacious" System Z - 001. [Miss, you seem so distant. Are you mad at me? ] [It's okay. Even if you're in a foul mood, I'll do my best to assist you! ] [Please don't be harsh on me. My digital heart will break~] Aria: "..." Be quiet. Initially, Aria was highly resistant, but hold on... Why are the NPCs in this game acting so unpredictably? Weren't they supposed to dislike her, plot against her, torment her, and avoid her at all costs? Why aren't they following the pre - set scenarios? ! Leonardo, the aloof heir of the Interstellar Business Empire, cornered her in front of the opulent starship and mockingly murmured: "Little one, you've meddled with too much space - time energy. Do you really think I'll help you stabilize it? Aren't you being a bit too presumptuous?" The passionate and alluring space pirate captain, who made a name for himself in the interstellar black - market, was determined to form an interstellar alliance with her, proclaiming: "You know the legends of the cosmos, right? You're the one I've been waiting for." The kind - hearted and meticulous head of the Interstellar Academy tenderly patted the head of his cold little student Aria and softly said: "Ari, if you want to sign an interstellar knowledge - sharing contract with your teacher, there's no need for all these elaborate schemes. Your teacher is more than willing to accompany you." ... As the favorability levels kept rising, Aria realized that this game was rife with pitfalls. Had she been duped? ! [My interstellar journey was solitary until you came along, and now you're my only companion]

Watch as Alex Rise Survive in the World of Starship troopers with a Warhammer 40k system, will he be the hero of the Federation or will he die as a nameless Soldier in the Fight against the bugs. And a Battle for the multiverse. Would you like to Know More? Starship troopers timeline (short timeline) Warhammer 40k (currently writing.) Note: I do not own the Content of the Starship troopers Franchise or The Warhammer 40k Content. I have received permission from the Dawn of War Modding Community to use their assets in this fanfic.

Ethan Walker, an overworked office drone, thought his worst problem was a bad convenience store meal. But after collapsing on the subway, he wakes up in the cockpit of a starship in the middle of a vast galactic empire. Now, stranded in a sci-fi universe filled with autocratic empires, space pirates, alien races, and interstellar wars, Ethan must adapt fast or be left for dead. Armed with his wits and an unpredictable star ship, he embarks on a journey to survive and thrive as the galaxy’s newest mercenary. From office worker to space legend, his adventure across the stars begins!

"Humanity's last hope lies on a crippled starship, stranded light-years from home. On the vibrant world of Elysium Prime, a new colony rises, but ancient secrets and a looming galactic conflict threaten its fragile existence. Kaelen, the ship's untested captain, must confront his own mysterious past and lead his people to survival in a galaxy far more dangerous than they ever knew. Stellar Odyssey: a space opera of epic proportions."

Kiitaharu Yarikawa wakes up to a nightmare — Tokyo in flames, war machines flooding the sky, and a massive starship casting its dark shadow over the ruined city. The entire world has been wiped out at once. Only a few survivors remain in Tokyo, forced into a brutal experiment where suffering is the ultimate goal. But amid the chaos, the emperor’s gaze is locked on Kiitaharu. Why? As he fights to survive the apocalypse, his mysterious buried past begins to unravel — holding answers that may be even more terrifying than the war itself.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

In a universe where starships rule supreme and galactic empires clash for dominance, Kallus, a visionary gamer and strategist, finds himself thrust into an extraordinary reality. Awakened aboard the [Obliterator-Class Star Dreadnought], a vessel born from his own imagination but perfected by a Supreme Being, Kallus must rise to command a fleet that could shape the fate of the cosmos. With a ship forged from mythical adamantium and [mithril alloys], powered by a [Transcendent Dark Matter Engine], and armed with weapons capable of annihilating entire fleets, the Obliterator is more than a warship—it’s a legend incarnate. But Kallus is not alone. Alongside him is the Red Empress, an advanced AI infused with a power of creation and knowledge itself, guiding him with missions that unlock untold power and potential.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

Space.... A vast area that withhold endless possibilities. It's a endless frontier containing everything. Wonders, tragedies, beauty, crudeness, fantasy, despair, all existed within this plane of reality. Infinite possibilities coincides as the world brims with the light of life, Born deep within the confines of isolation and despair, A lone girl trundles with pure survival in mind until one day she discovered salvation. 2 Siblings from another plane within this reality pulled her from the desolate world she knows. What awaits them in the future ? friends, enemies, joys, sorrows all will await these 3 misfits as they went on a journey of discovery aboard the starship Nebula III.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

The sky over Karvess was the color of rust. Thick, swirling dust clouds hung low over the scrap fields, coating everything in a layer of fine, red powder. Jagged heaps of broken metal stretched as far as the eye could see, the discarded bones of an age long past. Somewhere in the middle of it all, a boy named Grant sat atop a gutted transport hull, staring up at the vastness above. "Same old sky," he muttered, running a hand through his dirty blond hair. "Same old nothing." It had been six years since he'd been left to fend for himself, abandoned in this wasteland of shattered starships and forgotten tech. Six years of scraping by, salvaging parts to trade for food, dodging scavengers meaner and hungrier than he was. But today was different. Today, his life would change forever. A sharp hum filled the air, making the fine hairs on the back of his neck stand up. His hands, buried in the exposed circuitry of a wrecked cockpit, tingled as the old display flickered to life. Then, a voice spoke. -System activated- Hello, user. I am the Star Navigator System. I am at your service. Grant froze. His heart hammered against his ribs. This wasn’t just any old ship AI. Star Navigators were rumored to be relics of the Pre-Imperial Era, capable of piloting ships faster and smarter than any modern system. This... this could be his way out. "Star Navigator System?" Grant echoed, his voice barely above a whisper. Then, a slow grin spread across his face. "Huh, maybe I can get into the Academy with this... Or even, create an army!" The screen pulsed with light, scanning him, assessing. Somewhere in its code, something shifted, acknowledging him as its new pilot. And just like that, Grant's future stretched wide before him—wider than the skies, wider than the stars themselves.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

[System Prompt: Soul Forge Level 5 Activation]. When the evil god mecha tore through the monk's dantian, Chu Ye heard the crisp sound of his sister's soul shattering. The Cyberpunk Disk shows [87% Evil Corrupted], and he grips the forge hammer inlaid with the tentacles of life, smelting the enemy's Genshin in the roar of the flesh arsenal - this is the 319th time he has used "Bloodcasting" in exchange for a chance to kill the gods in three seconds. "Warning: Only 12% of human reserves remain" He stared at the boiling soul flames in the mech's cockpit, forging Cthulhu's stump into an abyssal chain. The countdown to the fourth psionic overload of the Dragon Slayer Sword starts, and in the outer space of the starship, the cyber monk parasitized by the ancient gods is slashing through the atmosphere with a laser flying sword. "Savior? It's just a breathing furnace. ” Chu Ye bit the soul nail, and then scarlet erupted in his righteous eyes. Hint: [Next Target: Your Own Soul]

Isaac Valen has always lived in the shadow of a dying star system—one destined to collapse into a black hole. As a lowly worker on a backwater mining colony, his life seemed insignificant, caught in the inevitability of destruction. But everything changes the day he encounters a strange artifact buried deep within ancient temple ruins. A mysterious force activates it, and Isaac is thrust into a world of power, secrets, and a system that promises him the chance to escape the coming void. What he doesn’t expect is that the artifact grants him far more than just a way to survive—it bestows upon him the ability to build and command a starship of unimaginable power. With the knowledge to construct entire fleets, establish colonies, and rise to sovereignty, Isaac finds himself tasked with more than mere survival. He is given the opportunity to forge an empire from the ruins of his shattered world. But the power to create a kingdom comes with its own set of challenges. Isaac must navigate hostile forces, both human and alien, who see him as a threat. He must recruit allies from the remnants of dying civilizations and build an empire capable of challenging the dark forces closing in on his system. And in a universe teetering on the brink of collapse, he must make impossible choices—between trust and betrayal, allies and enemies, empire and personal sacrifice. As the stars burn out and the black hole draws nearer, Isaac’s struggle to survive becomes a battle for dominance. With the power of the artifact at his command, Isaac must rise from nothing, build an empire that can stand the test of time, and fight to reclaim his place in a universe that seems bent on erasing all of humanity’s legacy. In a dying universe, the only way to survive… is to build your own empire.

Priad, otherwise known as Trooper 117 must lead his army while completing a mission of protecting a vengeful girl named Faith, who wants to kill them to avenge her dead sister. Will he lead his men to salvation and overcome whatever the galaxy throws at them? (Sidenote: This is a rewrite of my Chronicles of Norion story)

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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Regardless of Distance, humanity always finds a way to be at odds with other humans. The Auto-Plutocracy of Terra-Primary, (Earth), and the Fraction Coalition are separated by an entire universe. Even if they could find common ground, Prescott J Philip, Starship Captain & Coalition Military Strategist knows the planet he once called "home", no longer fits that description. However, despite their distance and differences, things start heating up of the discovery of binary transmission that begins unraveling the fabrics of both the Primark's and Prescott's definitions of home. As "hearts of steel" and "boots of iron" lay waste to whole planets, it becomes clear things have to change, or extinction is the only path they'll have left.

Starships, Noble plotting, Corporate Schemeing, and a rather annoying buzz from the Thoraxian Swarm, and that's before breakfast is served.

Ethan Whittaker, a seventeen-year-old prodigy from Earth, finds his life forever changed when a car accident catapults him into the Galactic Dominion—a sprawling, technologically advanced civilization where starships dominate the skies and innovation knows no bounds. Stranded in an unfamiliar dimension, Ethan is approached by an officer from the Galactic Shipwright Guild (GSG), the supreme authority in starship design and engineering across the Galactic Domain. Given the choice to join their ranks or remain lost in this alien world, Ethan chooses to embrace his new reality, igniting a journey that will define his destiny. Determined to rise through the ranks of the Guild, he immerses himself in the art and science of shipbuilding, crafting vessels that are as functional as they are visionary. As he begins to leave his mark on the galaxy, Ethan also harbors a deep desire to uncover the mysteries of interdimensional travel, seeking a way to return to Earth armed with unparalleled knowledge and technology. The Architect's Legacy is a story of ingenuity, ambition, and resilience, weaving the wonder of interstellar exploration with the personal quest to create a legacy that transcends time and dimensions.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

In the year 3023, where starships duel with plasma cannons and humanity trades flesh for chrome, an ancient power stirs in the shadows. Lin Ye, a reincarnated Earth cultivator, awakens in a dystopian future where the Spirit Energy Federation rules supreme. Citizens ascend through cybernetic implants, while those clinging to "primitive" cultivation techniques are hunted as relics of a barbaric age. Disguised as an E-grade student at the Federation's elite academy, Lin Ye walks a razor's edge - one slip of his millennia-old sword arts could trigger an orbital purge. But when a training simulation accidentally reveals his ability to hack quantum systems with Daoist sigils, Lin Ye becomes entangled with: A rogue cyborg mechanic harboring the DNA of Earth's last sword saints A hive-mind虫族女皇 (Zerg Empress) who claims to remember his past life The Federation's ruthless AI god "Heavenly Dao" - an entity feeding on cultivator souls Armed with a bioweapon core that evolves his golden elixir into a quantum singularity, Lin Ye must: Outwit starfleets using forbidden sword arrays Forge alliances between ancient demons and rebel androids Uncover why the Federation erased Earth's coordinates from galactic maps As his nanotech sword clashes with mechs wielding artificial tribulation lightning, Lin Ye faces the ultimate choice: Become the Federation's perfect weapon... or reignite the cosmic war that once shattered planets into cultivation realms.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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