Meme Idiot

Kurono Ichiru is a student who died tragically in a traffic accident. A god appeared before him and fulfilled his wish to be reincarnated into his favorite game, the only problem is... "Huhh! That idiot god reincarnated me into a magic stone!" To make his life more sufferable, the tutorial villain finds him, and now the two of them must work together to stop their enemies from destroying the kingdom. A story of misunderstanding with the protagonist and the villain has just begun!

If mercy and kindness can't save the world, then this time, I choose violence. I was reborn in death, like sin under the blazing sun.——Ethan Cole Huff... What’s going on? There’s a flight attendant with a D-cup sleeping next to me!? Did I really get reborn!? Back to fifteen days before the zombie apocalypse game starts!? [Ding! Congratulations, lucky one! You’ve been granted a one-time chance to be reborn, along with a spatial storage ring!] [Ding! Please choose: Join the humans or the zombies?] A cheat ability, and a storage ring!? If I choose to be human, I can stockpile supplies, hang out with different women in a safehouse... Isn’t this the perfect start for a post-apocalyptic hero? “So this time, I choose... zombies!” God: “Idiot!!! If I’d known, I would’ve given this rebirth chance to someone else!”

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Nora Smith yang gemuk dan jelek menjadi bahan tertawaan kota ketika tunangannya memutuskan pertunangan mereka. Dia berkata, “Pemandangan wajah mu yang besar dan paha mu yang seperti geledek membuatku jijik! Jangan pernah ganggu aku lagi!” “Dasar idiot.” Nora mengejek dan berbalik, bibirnya terangkat membentuk senyum. Kemudian, ketika Nora berhasil langsing, dia kembali sebagai kecantikan yang menakjubkan. Mantan tunangannya datang kepadanya membawa bunga dan memohon, “Aku salah, Nora. Aku rela melakukan apa saja asalkan kamu kembali padaku.” Nora menopang dagu dengan tangan dan tersenyum saat menjawab, “Pria sejati tidak terpaku pada masa lalu.” Dengan marah, dia berkata, “Kamu hanya orang bodoh yang membebani yang sudah aku buang, Nora. Tidak ada yang akan menginginkanmu selain aku!” Tapi setelah itu... Seorang penyanyi muda dan populer mentweet: “Nora Smith adalah dewi ku!” Seorang ahli bedah terkenal secara internasional bertanya, “Apa kamu senggang malam ini, Nora?” Bahkan orang kaya dan berpengaruh yang ditakuti semua orang datang dan berkata, “Saya bisa mengurus istri dan anak-anak saya sendiri, terima kasih banyak.”

The Fool’s Ascension A Legendary Idiot’s Journey to Greatness Premise: Jarek Thorn is a simple village troublemaker—lazy, overconfident, and best known for getting into fights he can’t win. When he accidentally bonds with an ancient artifact known as the Heart of Ruin, he becomes the target of powerful factions: the tyrannical Celestial Empire, the underground rebellion, and a secretive group of ancient beings who see him as either their savior or their greatest mistake. The problem? Jarek has no idea how to use the artifact. In fact, the only thing he’s good at is running his mouth and getting punched in the face. But with assassins, warlords, and even former friends hunting him down, he’s forced into a journey of survival, betrayal, and reluctant heroism. As Jarek grows from a fool to a legend, he must navigate love, betrayal, and the thin line between destiny and disaster. Will he rise as a hero, or will he doom the world with his own stupidity?

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Cover Artist Insta;- @umardoesart Synopsis:- Saving a life is supposed to change you for the better, but no one warns you about the chaos it can bring. Amy Anderson had her life perfectly planned—a simple, meaningful career as a assistant professor at the prestigious Arora University. Years of hard work had finally paid off, and she was ready to live a quiet life guiding young minds. Then he came along. The wild, infuriating, exasperating man who shattered her peaceful world like a storm. He's the kind of person who makes her want to scream one moment and laugh the next. The idiot who drives her crazy but somehow makes life feel brighter. And the worst part? She can't stay away from him. Despite the fights and the frustration, there's something about him that draws her in—a pull she can't explain. He's reckless, arrogant, and painfully good on the inside, the kind that makes her question everything she thought of herself, and the kind of good that can pierce all walls she built for herself. It is the story of Amy Anderson and the man who turned everything upside down, maybe making everything better.

*THIS NOVEL IS NETORI* ------------------------------------------------------------------ I woke up in the world of a trash game. Spring Dreams Academy—a visual novel infamous for its indecisive protagonist and frustrating endings. I’d cursed the game, raged at its terrible story, and vowed never to touch it again. But now? I’m stuck in it. Worse, I’m not the main character. I’m just some random background nobody. But here’s the thing: if I’m here, I’m not playing by the script. That dense idiot of a protagonist doesn’t deserve the amazing heroines who practically throw themselves at him. He doesn’t appreciate any of them. So, I’ll take them instead. Every event, every choice, every path in this game? I’ll make it mine. I’m not here to sit back and let things play out the way they were written. This time, I’m rewriting everything. Because if the game’s protagonist can’t handle his heroines, I’ll show them what it’s like to have someone who actually cares.

The World of Relisquae had long see a the great kingdom of Volantis. Whoever found the kingdom would meet the princess, and be granted one wish. Thus, a group of adventurers join together to find this mysterious kingdom as well as fight a great evil.

When overworked corporate drone Kai dies in a freak accident, he expects eternal rest or at least some peace. Instead, he wakes up in the body of a young noble heir at the prestigious Mythreach Academy, a school for the elite of this new magical world. With a powerful ability that guarantees a good life, Kai vows to enjoy this second chance. Being a hero? Leave that for the knights! As for him, he'll live a carefree life spending cash and bedding women. Thankfully, Mythreach Academy is just full of them. [Warning: This novel contains explicit sexual scenes not suitable for the uncultured man.]

Tiny snippets of time between one loving idiot and another loving idiot. A collection of one shot short stories.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Which Romance Trope Will You Choose? Age-gap romance? Student-professor romance? Office romance? Billionaire heiress and common man romance? Arrogant guy and cheerful girl romance? Why not a mix of all? University student Billy Scott had a very near-death experience 20 months ago after being rescued by some mysterious girl whose face, however, he still cannot quite recall. Fast forward to his second year, and the new professor, Amy Anderson, turns out to be her—the one who saved his life. But instead of a heartfelt reunion, it is Billy who ruins their first meeting with one idiotic move after the other and leaves a lasting impression … for all wrong reasons.

' where am I, I am not dead?' a boy awakens in front of a entrance of the ruins of a cathedral. do you have a itch of a novel where the protaganist is not a idiot and the characters have depth and are not written by ai, then the itch has been stated tags : fantasy, action, magic, harem, system,overpowerd, no incest, no ntr this novel is for those with culture and for not those with who nitpick everything

"Sur le lit." Mon nouveau maître, l'Alpha de Drogomor, ordonna. Je marchais vers le lit, nue, honteuse et remplie de larmes. J'étais sur le point de perdre ma virginité, mais cela ne signifiait rien pour l'homme qui allait me la prendre. *** Je suis Rosalie, 20 ans, vendue au plus terrifiant des alphas par mon propre père. "Tu n'es rien pour moi, juste une reproductrice." dit-il cruellement. J'avais depuis longtemps compris que mon amour pour lui était désespéré et idiot. Cependant, j'étais naïve de penser que c'était la fin de l'histoire. Une fois le bébé né, je serai mise à mort. *** Les gens pensaient que j'étais morte, mais j'ai survécu. "C'est toi !" Il saisit ma main, et ses yeux étaient remplis d'émotions que je ne pouvais comprendre. "Reviens à moi, Rosalie." "Désolée." Je le regardai calmement, "mais je pense que vous vous êtes trompé de personne."

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

Two best friends, created by a machine, became TANTARA's first-class. No one believes that artificial creation has feelings like humans. Xander and Raphael are two friends who grew up together and were separated by a war on their planet. It turns out that when Raphael disappeared, Xander felt his whole life was slaughtered as if it had been cut into hundreds of parts. Xander almost sacrifices himself to meet Raphael, but when they meet, the first thing Raphael says is... "You are an idiot, Xander! Stop loving me! You better just die and don't expect peace for the planet!" But like a boomerang, those words turned against Raphael. Because when Xander was almost killed by continuous torment, Raphael saved him. "No one can kill you but me, You stupid Xander!" "Tell me you love me" - Xander. "You have to cut the rope first."- Raphael. "I'll do it."- Xander "You fool."- Raphael "And I love you too."- Xander

Louis, an 18-year-old science major, was suddenly visited by a mysterious being. This happened while he was ranting and raving about how naive and idiotic the main character of the anime he was watching was. "If it were me, I'd just kill him," he grumbled. The mysterious being then granted his wish. He was reincarnated as Nagato Uzumaki, also known as Pain from the Akatsuki. Armed with his modern-day knowledge, Louis' ambitious adventure begins. His goal is to conquer the world through military might and dictatorship. Who will win? Earth's technology or ninjutsu? Watch as the shinobi world is flooded with planes, tanks, artillery, warships, and even nuclear bombs. Intrigued by the storyline? Give it a read. If you're looking for a main character who is cool-headed, intelligent, not naive, and not a pervert... Then this novel is perfect for you. Happy Reading! ------------------------------------- Title: Another World Domination Novel Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Supernatural, Drama, Isekai, Military. Author: Raphael Liebert ----------- Revised Edition Year: Last Updated December 23, 2024

Kim Seongjin, a slick conman, gets his life turned upside down when he’s dragged into the body of a failed k-pop trainee after some creepy-ass phone call. Now, he's stuck in a shitty survival show where he has to sing, dance, and pretend to give a damn about being an idol. With no way out, Seongjin plans to scam the whole system, but the entertainment world is a nightmare full of drama, backstabbing, and idiots. As he fights his way through, he starts to wonder if he can get the hell out of this mess without completely losing his shit. [Hello everyone! This is my first idol novel so please be indugent with me... Good reading to all and thank you for reading this novel.]

In his previous hollow life, Alek was a nobody. After a freak accident (getting rammed by a garbage truck) he gets transported to another world where Heaven and Hell exist. And not only that, but he becomes the vessel of an ancient evil feared by the mass. Now, granted the opportunity to experience a more eventful life, Alek will waste not a single second to enjoy and make the most of it in the most unhinged and unorthodox way he's never been able to. Well... that's what he hopes, as his inexperience from basic human interaction holds him back from understanding bonds and connections. The spread of an unknown Infestation across the desolate land, the two factions obscured in enigmatic darkness that are on the hunt for him, the bothersome people that somehow find a reason to continue interacting with him, and the (Needy) embodiment of unholy amalgamation that resides within him aren't the only things he has to tolerate in his new danger filled life. Along with his obliviousness, he must traverse his new life with the dark and unsettling vibe the people around him think he has. A dark fantasy/comedy about an awkward idiot and his shenanigans.

“Tell me if you heard this one. An alien secretly comes to Earth to be a savior for all humankind. But, instead of having overwhelming powers like heat vision or super strength, his race has the ability to vibrate at unrecognizable speeds, giving them super speed. And, this also allows them to detonate anything they touch. Now, imagine this alien had children with a human woman, twins even. One who took after him completely, while the other was completely normal. Or, so they thought. My name is Avery Satin. I’m a superhero named Xanis, but don’t tell my family. They don’t know a thing. Truthfully, I don’t think they know I exist. Ever since my brother got his powers, Dad has been doing nothing but training my brother. And, my mother doesn’t even try to get closer to me. And, they wonder why I act the way I do. Anyways, I became a superhero because my father and brother are complete idiots and don’t care... no never mind I’ll just let this explain.” -Chapters are not in sequential order-

*I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com as I have failed to get a contract.* *Occasional dark content warning* Jody Trill came back home to upgrade his women's lives. But before he can do so, he gets shot in the face with a magic cannon. Sylvester had just stolen the rarest secret on the planet and was plotting his great escape. Unfortunately, he encountered the wrong bombshell. Xavier was minding his business when his older brother got them murdered like an idiot! Three heroes are reborn in a land plagued by dark plots and evil arts. In one body. "Strength! Without strength, I watched my lover suffer. Without strength, I stood helpless as she died!! Without strength, there is no respect, no love, there can be no peace! I must be stronger. I will carve out my own legend of strength to bring this world peace!" - Jody. "Are there snacks here?" - Xavier. "Let's burn the world." - Sylvester. Will Jody ever find his woman again? Will Sylvester be able to maintain his authority as the main character? Will someone tell Xavier that souls don't eat food? Tune in and find out!

In a post-apocalyptic world where survivors are granted superpowers, a band of proffensional idiots try not to kill each others Jack is someone who just wants to lay back and relax in a world without society But the devils hand says otherwise While he only sighs and is forced to move forward side note: i will be uploading this story on royalroad.com

What do you do when your best friend has a crush on someone you don’t even know? Well, we write a story about it, of course. The transition from 50% to a full-blown crush is interesting in so many ways. And in my best friend S’s life, that’s exactly what’s happening right now. She’s the “idiot” in love, and we’re the “idiots” standing by, giggling madly while elbowing her. Perfect, right? But here’s the real question: Does ‘A’ feel the same way, or is it just teasing? A and S like to pretend they’re just cousins with their usual banter. But as their friends, we have every right to tease them. After all, we’re her best friends, and we get to watch this journey unfold before us. Follow S through this rollercoaster of emotions with us. Nobody knows where this is going, and that's part of the thrill. It’s all about discovering what happens when feelings are put on the line. “You might like me 50%, but I like you double that. That’s some serious math, don’t you think?” {Co-directed by Romeesa (thank you)} {Main character – My best friend, S (I know you're blushing)}

In a dark alley, obscured from the prying eyes of people, the muffled grunts of a shadowy figure beaten to a pulp were barely visible. Four hooded figures were standing around the bloody figure on the ground as he looked up in hate. Kraign struggled to his feet, his face mangled beyond recognition. "All of you idiots shall pay. THE WORLD WILL BURN!! "Boss, I think he's gone mad, we should leave", one of the hooded figures said on a low voice. "Was thinking the same thing", the shortest hooded figure replied, retreating with his crew, leaving the boy in the ground, barely breathing. As death drew near, things all went wrong.

I hate them. I feel betrayed by my own school. I died at their hands and have a task: retribution. I wanted to be what they took from me, a human again. I wanted to have what everyone had: a girlfriend. And yet, I died, as failure, as an idiot and as a bullied one. I was given a second chance, reborn as a parasite. Even before I was eaten away, I learned my new power: I can possess people.

Losing all he had, He grew to hate all around him, becoming the last of his kind. Now he's in another world with idiotic gods and annoying humans, will he learn to love and care once more. Op naruto

Shortly after Lu Xun creates an alternate account in 'Heavenly Earth,' he transmigrates into this Xianxia style game and becomes a glorious NPC. He discovers that he has transmigrated to a time three years into the past. He originally plans to accumulate his strength and bide his time while idiotic players appeared in copious numbers. Planning to issue quests to them so that they would be of use to him, he never expects that he would encounter difficulties from the get-go. Now, the very first problem he has to face is... a 'female devil' who can't be easily described in a few words... "There's something wrong with this account!" Lu Xun exclaims.