Meme Viejas

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

>> Dark Forest Rapocalypse Meme Manual > When you mix Animal Planet + 8 Mile + Black Mirror in a witch's cauldron, then sprinkle Bitcoin mining residue – congrats, you've brewed this hellish allegory stew!

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

Un alma vieja en su desesperación por vivir comete un gran pecado. Escapando del ciclo de la vida, se ve obligado a reencarnar en un mundo similar pero extraño a lo que conoce. Una mascarada existente entre gobernantes. Peligros sobrenaturales se esconden en cada rincón y el mundo resulta ser mucho más vasto y complejo de lo que jamás pensó. Debiendo cargar con la marca del más grande de los pecados, se verá obligado a hacer lo único que sabe: luchar por sobrevivir. -- Resumen: Un alma vieja de nuestro mundo termina en una realidad alterna, donde las mujeres actúan como hombres y los hombres como mujeres. La mayoría de las mitologías son reales y también sus respectivos seres sobrenaturales. El protagonista lucha por equilibrar recuerdos que jamás pidió heredar de una vida pasada. Al mismo tiempo que intenta resistirse a que estos influyan en quien es. -- Notas: Esta es una historia que hice luego de leer algunas historias de reverse sexual morality. Quería hacer algo más centrado en la historia y no en lo sexual. Probablemente tenga algunos errores ya que escribo desde móvil y me apoyo en correctores para la gramatica. -- Advertencias: No self-insert, slow-pace, el protagonista es un niño genuino que se ve influido por memorias pasadas. Por lo que puede parecer mucho más maduro y también inteligente, pero sigue siendo un niño que puede tomar decisiones impulsivas (o, por lo menos, hasta que crezca más). También alguna que otra crisis de identidad, porque dudo de que la reencarnación sea tan fácil como acostumbrarse luego de uno o dos capítulos. Por lo mismo, no esperar romance temprano por parte del MC (al menos hasta que el protagonista cresca y se acostumbre). Mundo sobrenatural, mundo paralelo, sociedad matriaral (RSM) y otras añadidos.

Instinto puro de socorrer al débil. Un impulso noble, ¿verdad? Mi "pecado", o quizás mi suprema estupidez, fue intentar salvar a una mujer y a su hija de una muerte brutal. En el fragor de la refriega, un mínimo descuido me costó un balazo. Y entonces, la irónica confirmación de una vieja sospecha: al Dios de este mundo le divierten los héroes caídos. Justo cuando la oscuridad me reclamaba, un extraño fenómeno me arrancó de sus fauces... para arrojarme al cuerpo de un bebé noble, un niño nacido con privilegios, sí, pero también con una maldición. Lucien Whiteheart, quinto intento de sus padres por tener un heredero, era un cuerpo sentenciado. Una maldición grotesca les negaba la descendencia, y ahora, yo, un alma atrapada, me enfrentaba a una muerte prematura por enemigos que nunca provoqué. ¿Bendición o cruel broma del destino? Lo descubriré, si es que sobrevivo.

Leonica Romero siempre había estado enamorada de Gabriel Bryce, CEO del Imperio Bryce y tirano empresarial de Noruega. Afortunadamente, por petición de su enferma abuela, una vieja amiga de su familia, Leonica tiene la oportunidad de casarse con su amado. Sintiéndose eufórica, ella abandonó su posición y el trabajo de sus sueños en el hogar de los Romero y se convierte en una humilde ama de casa para Gabriel. Sin embargo, tres años más tarde, el día del funeral de la abuela de Gabriel, Leonica queda estupefacta cuando él exige el divorcio, ya que su exnovia Angelina Fernández había regresado repentinamente, proclamando su amor eterno por él. Pero ese no fue el único choque que Leonica recibió ese día. Horas después de la declaración de Gabriel de querer el divorcio, Leonica se despierta en el hospital con una noticia impactante. Estaba embarazada de dos meses. ¡Y Gabriel no sabía nada sobre esto!

``` En el Imperio de la estrella del sol había tres palabras para describir a Scarlet Su: inútil, basura y estúpida. Pero un día, el nombre de usuario de la cuenta estelar de Scarlet Su cambió de «La novia del rey mecha» a «El rey mecha apesta». De repente, todos se preguntaron: ¿qué nuevo juego de llamar la atención estaba jugando? Muriendo en una Tierra infestada de zombis, una joven se zambulle en una puerta que debería llevarla a un mundo maravilloso, pero en su lugar, despierta en un mundo interestelar en el cuerpo de Scarlet Su, la esposa no deseada del general favorito del imperio y rey mecha. Se convierte al instante en madre del hijo del general y copropietaria de un planeta basura sin desarrollar. Afortunadamente, ha transmigrado con su espacio de almacenamiento, millones de suministros y la disposición a trabajar duro. Lamentablemente, es engañada para convertirse en un segador en este mundo interestelar. Cada semana debe entregar almas al inframundo o arriesgarse a perder su recién adquirida fuerza mental y volver a ser la vieja Scarlet, débil e inútil. Pasó de ser Scarlet la inútil a Scarlet la asombrosa y su esposo de repente vino a llamar desesperado porque aceptara su amor. —Habla primero con tu hijo, él es quien busca un padre —dijo ella. —¿Quieres ser mi papi? Únete a la fila de pretendientes allá y rellena tu información —dijo su hijo. Extracto: —Así que el esposo pródigo regresa después de todo este tiempo y yo que pensaba que estabas muerto —dijo ella sarcásticamente. —Vigila tu lengua Escarlata, todavía soy tu esposo. Escarlata se rió y cruzó los brazos: —Así que eres consciente de que eres un esposo, ¿cómo debería reaccionar ahora que has elegido abrazar el título que tan fácilmente querías descartar hace unos meses? ¿Debería aplaudir y luego quitarme la ropa y rogarte que me tomes? —le lanzó una mirada irónica y se burló. Observó a su esposo caminar lentamente hacia ella con una mirada furiosa y concentrada en sus ojos y se preguntó si lo había llevado demasiado lejos: —¿Te atreviste a enviarme papeles de divorcio, Escarlata? ¿Has perdido la maldita cabeza? «No», pensó, «al contrario, tú has perdido la tuya». La imagen de la portada no es mía y puede ser retirada a petición del dueño. ```

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

En un imperio marcado por la traición y el poder, Orion Windwood vive ocultando su verdadera identidad. Todos creen que ella es su hermana gemela, Arian, la legítima heredera del Ducado del Sur, pero la verdad es mucho más oscura. La tragedia golpeó su familia cuando su madre y su hermana fueron arrebatadas por misteriosas figuras encapuchadas, y desde entonces, su vida ha sido una lucha constante contra las maquinaciones de su tía, quien se ha apoderado del ducado. Mientras el Palacio Imperial de Solaris se llena de música y celebraciones por la llegada de la Emperatriz de Eldoria, Orion aprovecha la distracción para infiltrarse en la fiesta, buscando respuestas y una oportunidad para recuperar lo que le pertenece. Pero un encuentro inesperado la pone en el centro de un escándalo: es acusada de haber dañado a la hija de la emperatriz, llevándola a las frías celdas del palacio. Sin embargo, esta caída en desgracia le otorga algo que jamás pensó recuperar: un reencuentro con su padre, el Duque del Sur, quien la había dado por muerta. Pero el tiempo ha cambiado a todos, y antes de confiar plenamente en él, Orion susurra una verdad escalofriante: "Ellos piensan que soy Arian." Ahora, atrapada en una red de secretos, intrigas políticas y viejas rencillas entre imperios, Orion debe jugar sus cartas con astucia. Mientras la emperatriz de Eldoria teje planes matrimoniales que podrían cambiar el destino del imperio, el emperador de Solaris lucha contra la creciente presión de sus enemigos. Pero lo que nadie sabe es que en las sombras, una verdad mucho más grande está a punto de ser revelada… Porque las figuras encapuchadas que se llevaron a su madre y a su hermana nunca dejaron de buscarla.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

Maximiliano Lamberti y Malcom Bellini son dos jóvenes que han aprendido a jugar con fuego sin quemarse... o eso creen. Entre la frialdad de la alta sociedad y la lujuria desenfrenada de sus fiestas privadas en la isla Jeki-Kije, ocultan sus verdaderos demonios bajo máscaras de indiferencia y deseo. Malcom arde en una obsesión incontrolable por Maximiliano, mientras que este último solo encuentra placer en el poder que tiene sobre los demás. Pero hay un infierno del que ninguno de los dos puede escapar: Andrew Lamberti ha regresado. Como primogénito y heredero de la familia, Andrew no solo gobierna con poder, sino también con miedo. Para Axel, su crueldad fue un tormento físico. Para Maximiliano, un veneno silencioso que aún lo persigue. Ahora, con su regreso, las viejas heridas vuelven a abrirse y el pasado amenaza con devorarlos a todos.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

As a dedicated meme coin trader, I’ve been involved in the volatile world of cryptocurrency for some time now. Over the years, I’ve experienced the ups and downs, from thrilling gains to significant losses. But nothing could have prepared me for the heartbreak I encountered when I became a victim of a ruthless rug pull scam. It all began when I found what seemed to be a promising new meme coin project. The project was heavily promoted, and the ICO (Initial Coin Offering ) seemed like a legitimate opportunity. I was drawn in by the hype, excited by the potential profits that were being promised. I invested $10,000, believing this could be my next big break. However, it didn't take long before I realized something was wrong. After a few days, the value of the coin began to plummet. My once-thriving investment turned into a nightmare. The project's creators vanished, and all communication ceased. It was a classic rug pull an exit scam where the developers drained the liquidity, leaving investors like me with nothing. In an instant, my $10,000 was gone, and I felt completely helpless. I was devastated and unsure of how to recover. The emotional toll of losing such a significant amount of money was immense, but I refused to give up. I began researching recovery options, desperate to find a solution. That’s when I stumbled upon TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT .After reaching out to them, I was impressed by their professionalism and commitment. They explained the process clearly and assured me that they had helped many victims of cryptocurrency scams like mine. Despite being skeptical at first, I decided to give it a shot, and I’m glad I did. TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT worked tirelessly on my case. They tracked the stolen funds and took the necessary steps to reclaim my assets. It wasn’t an overnight process, but over time, I saw results. Thanks to their expertise, I was able to recover my $10,000. The experience not only restored my faith in the crypto community but also taught me a valuable lesson about staying cautious in the world of investments. If you find yourself in a similar situation, I highly recommend reaching out to TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT. They specialize in helping people recover lost funds from scams and frauds. Don’t let scammers take advantage of you there is help available, and recovery is possible. SUPPORT SERVICE INFORMATION Web-site. https://trustgeekshackexpert.com/ Email: info@trustgeekshackexpert.com What's App  +1 7 1 9 4 9 2 2 6 9 3 TeleGram: Trustgeekshackexpert

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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Nacidos bajo un cielo en guerra, Una humanidad corrupta y dividida se encuentra atrapada entre los cielos y los infiernos. En medio de este caos, las viejas cruzadas emergen como la última línea de defensa: héroes caídos, dioses, marginados, y semi-humanos unidos en una lucha desesperada. Mientras los campos de batalla se tiñen de sangre y el Vórtice de Eternia clama por su carne, una verdad ineludible se cierne sobre todos: no regresarán. Ante la desesperanza las líneas entre el bien y el mal se desdibujan. ¿Podrá la humanidad resistir el peso de sus propios pecados? X: https://x.com/ShaofEter

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

En el año 4441 en la era del dragón todo el mundo comenzó una nueva guerra sin saber que aquella guerra, se remontara a hace más de mil años en la época en donde los hombres aun no controlaban los elementos Tras la tragedia de la destrucción de la aldea del viento conocida como la aldea más fuerte entre todas las aldeas. Tras aquella tragedia las demás aldeas comenzaron a ser destruidas a gran velocidad por un grupo oscuro Las demás aldeas comenzaron a defenderse de los atacantes luchando en grandes batallas a gran escala, las aldeas más fuertes comenzaron a dar refugo a los demás aldeanos, pero aquello traería consecuencias a largo plazo Tras casi un año de aquella tragedia un grupo de siete jóvenes se embarcaron a un viaje para descubrir el secreto de la destrucción de todas las aldeas, pero sin saber que aquel viaje descubriría la verdad y el origen de los elementos describiendo una vieja legenda grabada en piedra.

Aaron Eiche era un joven prometedor, un talentoso jugador de baloncesto y una figura popular en su escuela. Sin embargo, su vida dio un giro inesperado cuando un accidente durante un partido lo marcó para siempre. Catalogado como un "asesino" por sus compañeros y hasta por su propia familia, Aaron se hunde en una profunda soledad, alejándose de todos los que alguna vez significaron algo para él. Un año después, Aaron es obligado a volver a la escuela, donde deberá enfrentar no solo su propio trauma, sino también los fantasmas del pasado que amenazan con perseguirlo. Mientras lucha por construir relaciones sinceras y superar el estigma que lo rodea, viejas amistades resurgen y nuevos desafíos se presentan. Entre ellos está Violeta, su amiga de la infancia que busca enmendar su error de haberse distanciado en su momento de necesidad; Oliver, su leal amigo que nunca lo abandonó y guarda un secreto que desea compartir; y Jazmín, una chica popular que, bajo la presión de su madre manipuladora, se acerca a Aaron con intenciones ocultas, pero termina descubriendo sentimientos genuinos por él. Mientras Aaron navega por este nuevo capítulo de su vida, se encontrará con Iris, una antigua conocida que también tiene su propia historia de arrepentimiento y redención. Juntos, intentarán desentrañar los hilos de un pasado que los ha marcado a ambos, y Aaron descubrirá si es posible dejar atrás sus miedos para recuperar lo que una vez fue suyo: su vida, su pasión por el baloncesto y, quizás, la posibilidad de amar de nuevo. Pero no será fácil. Con enemigos en las sombras y un trauma que sigue vivo en su corazón, Aaron deberá decidir si puede perdonarse a sí mismo y encontrar su lugar en un mundo que lo ha etiquetado como un monstruo. ¿Podrá Aaron superar los desafíos que le impone la vida y reescribir su destino, o estará condenado a vivir bajo la sombra de su pasado?

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.