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How To Not Become Half Illithid

How Not to Die as an Ecchi Academy Instructor

When an ordinary teacher takes a job at the infamous Ecchi Academy, he expects the usual challenges—grading tests, keeping students in line, and maintaining professionalism. What he didn’t expect was constant life-threatening chaos. From the moment he steps into the academy, he finds himself surrounded by danger—not from monsters or villains, but from his students, fellow teachers, royalty, goddesses, and even the laws of reality itself. A Survival Story Disguised as a Harem Comedy Accidentally becomes the target of every powerful female warrior in the world. Gets mistaken for a legendary hero, demon king, and even a god. Ends up married to princesses, queens, elves, demons, and deities—by accident. Survives multiple assassination attempts from jealous kings and angry fathers. Gets caught in an all-out war between nations, races, and gods—just for existing. At one point, reality itself collapses, and even the author enters the story. And Yet… After Everything… Through all the madness, Sensei realizes there was always one person he cared about—a normal classmate from his past. Someone who wasn’t caught up in divine conspiracies or harem wars. Someone who saw him for who he really was. Finally, after escaping the madness, he makes the biggest decision of all—to confess his feelings and live a normal life. A Story of Escalation, Chaos, and Finding Peace From a simple teacher to the most wanted man in the world, to the one who defied fate itself. But in the end, all he really wanted was a quiet, normal love. A legendary tale of insanity, romance, and survival—until the very last confession.
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Half me and half...

"Get your hands off me!" she wrestled against my grip, so I held her even tighter. "Put this on!" I groaned, toiling to keep her in place and wishing again I’d worn the damn gloves. The feel of her warm skin under my arm and palm wasn’t helping my focus. "I'm not taking you home like this!" "You don't tell me what to do!" she snapped, thrashing to break free of my hold as I fumbled with the cloak in my other hand, trying to drape it over her bare shoulders. "I'm not going home! Let me go, I said!" "Did you really think I got you out of there just to let you wander the streets, almost naked, like a lunatic?" That stopped her. "What did you call me?!" "LU-NA-TIC." "You... You…! Take your hands off me, you insolent brute!" Enraged, she yanked her arm too abruptly and lost her balance. I caught her, wrapped her in the cloak, and threw her over my shoulder. "PUT ME DOWN!" She shrieked and flailed, but I ignored her, making my way to the Commander’s house, which, thanks to Braa, was only two streets away. Since the entire population was in the square for the ridiculous festival, no one intervened at the frantic cries of the wild creature. No wonder in the ten years I've known the Commander, I've never heard that he has a daughter. She must’ve been kept locked away. Strangely, she suddenly went still and quiet. Had she grown tired, worried about attracting attention, or finally realized how inappropriate it was to show up at her parents' doorstep in this state? She didn’t seem to care before. With every step, my anxiety grew—she was limp. "Hey!" No answer. Seriously?! "Hey, you!" Nothing. A bad feeling crept over me, so I pulled her off my shoulder and into my arms. Her head fell against my chest—unconscious. "Hey! Hey, you!" I shook her, but she didn’t react. Panic surged through me. Had she fainted? Had I held her too tight? Lifting her more securely, I sprinted toward the Commander's house.
Inemin · 114.2K Views
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