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Hairy Twinks

Klas

**Topic: The Relationship Between Werewolves and Environmental Conservation** Ah, werewolves! Those majestic creatures that shake their furry selves on full moon nights, while humanity suspects that the real global crisis is not global warming, but rather the amount of screams echoing in the forests. If you think saving the planet is a difficult task, try adding a pack of werewolves to the equation and watch the magic happen! It's as if Gaia's army of good decided to use the "Help Thy Neighbor or Get Their Heads Roughly" methodology. Werewolves are, without a doubt, the pinnacle of evolution, if you consider that evolution got so bored that it decided to spice it up with fur, sharp claws and the ability to demand respect while biting the face of the guy who was cutting down the tree. We can compare them to those environmental activists who, after a good cup of organic coffee, put on a "Save the Turtle" t-shirt and think they're ready to face a tractor. The difference? The werewolves will probably snarl at the tractor and, with an immortal attack, transform the machinery into an elegant deer statuette. If you think condominium meetings are unbearable, try to imagine werewolves arguing about paper waste at their full moon celebration rituals. They gather with an intellectual tone, like a group of distinguished philosophers discussing whether Jesus’ sandals were vegan. “Oh, sure, the conscious use of recycled paper is important, but have you ever thought about the environmental impact of tearing a logger’s face off with your own teeth?” A debate of ideas that would make Aristotle cry tears of joy, while the earth trembles in terror. And let’s not forget the nostalgic side of the issue: these creatures are actually the answer you didn’t know you needed to your endangered plant problem. Want to give them a “don’t touch my forest” kind of protection? Is there anything more effective than a werewolf that will make you never look at the forest the same way again – let alone go into it to collect mushrooms? Why bother with all this “#LoveMySpoiledPets” hashtagging when you can just adopt a werewolf and laugh at the ninjas of destruction trying to threaten your pack? In conclusion, the real lesson we can learn from werewolves is that when it comes to the survival of the planet, it’s better to risk a few sharp teeth and an extra dose of anger than to sit on the couch watching a documentary about how turtles are having it harder than a marathon runner in an obstacle course. So the next time you hear a howl in the moonlight, remember: it’s just a werewolf concerned about the environment, wondering where the last tree he loved to mark his territory went! Which, by the way, is a fantastic metaphor for our fight against planetary destruction: that, just like a werewolf, we must be fierce, hairy, and willing to rip the face off anyone who dares to threaten the living Earth!
SuokTV · 1.8K Views

Within Two Hearts

“Lila, will you stop looking like someone dragged you to the funeral of a relative?” Diana shouted over the music, pulling me forward by the wrist. "It's a club! You're supposed to have fun, get a life!" Fun of course, I should get much of it as much as I want. It's true. The fun was finding your trusted boyfriend of three years in bed with no other but your best friend. The pleasure was being humiliated and left alone with the pieces of your self-esteem shattered before you, with no attempt of repair. I didn't want to be here, but Diana insisted and I was too numb to argue or go against her wish. "I'm not sure that's a good idea," I said, rising a little on my heels. "Oh, don't complain anymore," Diana cried, pouring a funny looking cocktail into her hand. Her lipstick spread in a sly smile. "Drink enough of this. You need much of it to relax." I looked at the glass like a time bomb, everything about it looked suspicious. "I don't drink." "There's always a first time, you'll drink tonight." Diana clinked her glass with mine. "Trust me, one sip won't kill you." I hesitated, but the words "trust me" did something funny to my pride. I didn't want her to think I was weak, not capable of making choices, not after everything I'd been through. So I took a sip. The bitterness from a single sip burned my throat and I grimaced, but Diana was already putting another glass in my hand. "Come on baby girl!" she shouted at me. On the third glass, the room began to tilt dangerously. The lights dimmed and my thoughts became unclear, unhealthy and shattered. "Diana," I managed to murmur, trying to calm every bit of myself down. "I think I probably should sit for a moment..." "Okay, then!" she interrupted, leading me towards a group of men seated in a VIP area enclosed by ropes. "Come on, sister, let's meet real men that make things happen. Forget about that cheating loser of yours! It's time to wine and dine with the happening men." "Wait, I don't...I can't..." I stammered as my legs flopped under me. Before I knew it, a man smelling of sweet cologne pulled me into his hairy lap. "Hey, pretty girl," he said, his smile stretching too far. I tried to pull away, but my arms felt like jelly. "No, I don't...I can't..." "Relax," he said, running his rough hand up my thigh. "Keep your silly hands off me!" I tried to scream with my whole strength, but it was weak. Panic gripped my throat. And then, suddenly, I was pulled to my feet miraculously. "What are you planning to do to her?" a cold, loud voice cut through the chaos. I closed my eyes, my vision flickering, until my gaze landed on the man standing before me. He was tall, with a jaw so sharp it could cut glass and eyes the color of ice. His tailored suit clung to him like a second skin, and his presence was so imposing that the fat man retreated. Heartbroken after discovering her boyfriend's infidelity, Lila Monroe is pushed into a one-night stand by her jealous step-sister, Diana. Unknowingly, she ends up in the bed of billionaire Sebastian Knight, instead of a random guy as planned by Diana. Their paths cross again months later, when Lila is forced to marry Sebastian to protect her mother's political image. To complicate matters, Sebastian's brother, Ethan, who Lila had a childhood crush on, lives in the same house and rekindles old feelings. Torn between two brothers, Lila struggles to overcome the complexities of love, betrayal, and family rivalry. As enemies close in and secrets are revealed, Lila must choose between the man who challenges her and the one who still make feel safe.
EZEKIEL_FRIDAY · 1.8K Views

Fated Baby of The Alpha (English Version)

Disclaimer: it's brand new story about werewolf and vampire that wrap in a different packaging. Different and still interesting! "Oh look, you're in a nice costume! You're hairy, and I like that," Marionette Alsen sighed, tracing the body of a man who was now above her. And the next day, she woke up without a single cloth and with scratches on several parts of her body. Unexpectedly, after that incident, Marion was chosen as William Reynz's personal assistant, and had to sign a strange contract. Since then, she has been forced to live an unconventional life, faced with William's strong sense of belonging to her, one of which is that she must always be with him wherever he is. Unfinished business as William's personal assistant which seems strange to her, the presence of Drake Wilmer disturbs Marion's life with his obsession and gentle demeanor, treating Marion like a Queen. Getting this treatment, made Marion lost in the charms and spells that Drake cast on her, made her fall in love with the man, until the relationship between them was too far away for William to know. A few weeks later Marion felt something different about her body. Morning sickness, cravings, even the uncontrollable gurgling of hormones she always felt whenever she was around William Reynz instead of Drake. Until a fact was revealed that she was pregnant, followed by another fact that the baby she was carrying might not be an ordinary baby. Who is the father of the baby? And will Marion be able to live a normal life after knowing all secrets in her life? #Werewolf #Vampire #hybrid #Billionaire #CEO #contractmarriage #harem *** Find my english work on GOODNOVEL. I working on Maximillian and Mirielle Reynz there, guys! Check it out! *** Where to reach me? Discord: Kennie Re #4440 IG: @kennie_r89 FB: Kennie Re Fanpage: Kennie Re - Author
Kennie_Re · 33.5K Views

Are You A Werewolf Too?!

Synopsis: Ahn Miyoung is a regular teen in her last year of her high school or so she thought until, she turned 17. The night of her 17th birthday, she was out with her friends to celebrate it in a karaoke room. After feeling a need to go the restroom, she found that her limbs were itchy and a lot hairy than she remembered. In here tipsy state, she ignores it and goes home. For the next few days, she was very confused as a lot of weird things keeps happening to her. Her body is hairy than a normal teen girl even when she shaves it more than regular, her appetite grew a lot, and she gets a strange urge on full moons. Amidst all this chaos happening in her life, Ahn Miyoung has a bigger problem now. The new kid keeps following her and says she smells delicious! “Get off me, you weirdo! What the he*k is wrong with you?!” Ahn Miyoung shoved the boy,who was a foot longer than her, with all her might. He wasn’t someone she can singlehandedly throw off her but, maybe the level of disgust she had towards him, gave her a new-found power. Choi Dohyun smirked at her lousy attempt to avoid him. He purred in his deep voice. “Baby girl, you should stop denying it now. I know you’re itching to pounce on me too.” He stroked her face with his hand, which got smacked by a now-red-with-fury Miyoung. Dohyun chuckled and his eyes changed. “You know what babe? I denied it at first too. But now this urge is too hard to supress. Plus, you’re not that bad. I can let you have a taste of me.” ‘This eccentric jerk!’ Ahn Miyoung kicked his shin and elbowed his stomach. Caught off guard, Choi Doyoung fell on the ground, clutching his abdomen, grunting in pain. “Mark my words Mr. Choi Dohyun. YOU. WILL. NEVER. SUCEED. IN. THIS. LIFE. OF. YOURS!!!!!” Ahn Miyoung smiled in victory as she saw her stalker on the ground, wincing in pain. But what she missed was the small smirk that spread on his face. “We’ll see about that Miyoung-ah.” This is my first fantasy novel. I like reding werewolfs but never thought I'll actually write one. I hope you all like my novel. Do support me if you guys like the story and I welcome positive critisim with open arms ans heart~~~ Thanks a lot for choosing to read AYAWT. P.S. : I created the cover using random pics online. The credit goes to original owners of the pics but this edit is mine.
Prikkrang · 5.1K Views

Bite Me (Sexy Monster Series #1)

Erin was grieving from her broken heart when a vampire prince unexpectedly came out from her closet. Matapos mabasted ng kanyang childhood friend ay nagpaka-emotera si Erin at humiling sa isang wishing well. “Sana magkaroon na `ko ng lovelife. Gusto ko `yung pinakagwapo. Pwede na’ng kamag-anak ni Johnny Depp. Pinakaseksi, dapat may matitigas na six-packs abs at pumuputok na biceps. Ayoko ng hairy ah, kadiri! Dapat hindi mabuhok ang bulbo—este ang chest! Higit sa lahat bigyan mo `ko ng pinakanakaaakit na lalaki sa buong mundo. `Yong kaiinggitan ako ng mga bilat, ex-bilat at half-bilat sa planet earth!” Sabi nga nila: “Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.” Paggising ni Erin the next day, wala na siyang suot na saplot at katabi ang isang estranghero. “My name is Vlad, I’m a vampire prince from the Kingdom of Transylvania. From now on you’re mine.” ANO RAW?! Mukhang nagkatotoo nga ang wish niya! Pero hindi lang isang ubod ng gwapong lalaki na may nagmumurang abs at pumuputok na biceps ang binigay sa kanya ni Lord. Kundi isang possessive na bampira na ubod nang manyak! Ito ay isang masayang kwento na puro landian at kagatan! Genre: Romantic-comedy, Fantasy, Smut DISCLAIMER: This novel carries themed like violence, crime, drugs, malicious content, sexual and horror. Read at your own risk. [R-18] Philippine Copyrights 2019 Anj Gee ”Anj Gee Novels” Grim Reaper Chronicles- Completed Adik Sa'yo - On Hold [Sexy Monster Series] Bite Me- Completed Teach Me- Completed Mate with Me- TBA ————— Join our FB group: Cupcake Family PH Like Anj Gee's FB Page: facebook.com/AnjGeeWrites
AnjGee · 445.8K Views
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