Cornelius Oswald Fudge

Say it with me: "We listen, and we don’t judge." Okay, so hear me out. I may have made a small mistake. But to be fair, how was I supposed to know that the cherry blossom tree I fell asleep under was home to the cutest squirrel ever to exist? Like, ever. A squirrel that just so happened to be the beloved pet of a powerful demon goddess from another world. I didn’t mean to grab it in my sleep and cuddle it to death. I swear! Its tail was just so fluffy! I think... I can’t be too sure since I was loopy on cough medicine. I had this really bad cold thanks to my idiot brother, who can’t seem to cover his fudging mouth. I’m getting off track, aren’t I? Sorry, sorry. Anyway, after the demon goddess sensed her pet’s life come to an untimely end, she teleported to its last location and found my sleeping self cuddling the dead thing. Remember, "We listen, and we don’t judge!" I can’t be the only sleep-cuddler here! So, in her rage and pain, the demoness kicked me into another tree—at least, I’m assuming that’s what happened, because when I woke up in agonizing pain, my head was stuck in said tree. As you can imagine, I died soon after. Bled out, the whole shebang. Long story short, the drop-dead gorgeous (hehe, see what I did there?) demoness—whom I may or may not have developed a major crush on—ended my life. Hey! Don’t judge. She gave me warm chestnuts. Golden chestnuts. That’s clearly love, right? Wait, where was I? Oh, right. My future wifey turned me into the cutest, most adorable squirrel ever! The upside—besides being able to nap on the demoness’s perfect chest? It’s the fact that, while I’m no longer a human girl, I could eventually evolve back into a human form. All I have to do is level up. If only people would stop trying to capture me and make me their pet! Back off! I know I'm cute, but I belong to my Wifey. You can't have this cute squirrel!"

I have 90 days to make Sebastian Cornelius fall in love with me! The only man who can save me from this godforsaken group of people I call my family! And change my fate from being dragged off as a bride to a man old enough to be my grandfather! The only problem with this plan is. It would be better to pray for pigs to fly than to win over Sebastian Cornelius! The heartless, ruthless, and extremely stone-cold tyrant! Luckily, I, Lyla Whitemore have a card to play. The heavens are on my side after waking up ninety days before the day I die and I found out a piece of information that is my golden ticket to turn the tables and escape my cursed fate. With this card, I might even be able to make pigs fly! I discovered that I looked exactly like Sebastian’s dead ex-girlfriend. The only girl he ever loved was my doppelgänger and I’m gonna leverage this straw to not only survive but bring Whitemore's house to ruins! I only hope that the love he had for his dead ex was strong enough because I’m about to bet my entire life on that imaginary strength! “There is a possibility that I might die from this but that doesn’t matter, as long as there’s a 0.1% chance of survival, I’m willing to take the risk. I will do anything to win Sabastian’s favor! I meant it when I said I’m betting everything on you, Sabastian Cornelius, and that includes my life!” - Lyla Whitemore. Join Lyla in this heck of a ride to seek revenge. This is Lyla’s story and you are welcome to the life of a decorative daughter! Disclaimer: Book cover isn’t mine, credit goes to google.

June Dylan spent half of her life in prison for a crime she didn’t commit. Seventeen years behind bars, a lifetime really, her children’s whole life. Determined to make up for all the time lost, she moves back to the town that had opened the gate to hell all those years ago. Thomas Oswald is cursed. Cursed to love that woman with every fiber of his being and seventeen years apart didn’t change that fact. However she wants nothing to do with him now. Fortunately, they have two children together whom have her entire devotion.

It is a secret stash. I never expected to have a reader in it. Tag: Urban Fantasy . . . . . . Description: Today was supposed to be a normal day in Emerald City, but it is not for our protagonist, Wrine Oswald. A loner who has never imagined having a girlfriend because he is simply a fat and weak guy who, despite his appearance, does not care much about his surroundings. However, for some reason, he felt uneasy when he arrived at Ashford Academy today, and it appears that his unease was justified because he met a cold-hearted senior, and one day, his classmate suddenly confessed to him. "A loner who dreamed of having a girlfriend" is a story for people who are tired of reading long chapters or who want to know the plot and story right away while slowly learning about the world and its background.

El mundo de Claire y August se hace un vuelco cuando la tragedia asoló a su relación, cuando Claire que era la hija mayor de la familia santa de Oswald se comprometía en contra de su voluntad con Jared Salazar y Sophie Oswald que seria su hermanastra que para sorpresa de todos ... era malvada. En un mundo donde los poderes y dones sobrenaturales son motivo de culto y terror como poder y prestigio, solo quienes poseen poder mas alla de la imaginación traen fortuna, poder, honor y sospecha. A lo largo de la historia irán apareciendo entidades enigmáticas como "La encarnación de los milagros: Lehrerin der Hoffnung," y " El escudo de la neblina: Herr der Träume." En la historia se mostrarán varias perspectivas desde un punto fijo tanto el pasado como el posterior a través de la línea argumental cruzada.

Val Oswald, a cold-hearted and enigmatic prodigy, hides his intelligence to avoid attention. After a tragic accident takes a friend's life, he reluctantly becomes one of ten champions in a high-stakes war. Val's unique talents set him apart as he manipulates allies and enemies to further his own agenda. As he grapples with the consequences of his ruthless actions, the line between hero and villain blurs. Will Val's aversion to heroism lead to his downfall or propel him to ultimate power? In this tale of moral ambiguity, Val Oswald challenges conventional notions of heroism as a calculating anti-hero.

In the depths of a frigid winter, Oswald, a mere shepherd, fights for survival alongside his pregnant mother in a war-torn world. His life takes a sinister turn with the arrival of a mysterious traveler who claims to carry an urgent message for the royals. An opportunity bearer but at what cost? As night deepens, Oswald uncovers a shocking destiny that goes beyond mere survival. His night wanderings are no mere sleepwalking; they are tied to the dreadful beast that haunts his village. This wolf-like creature prowls the valley, bringing dread as the specter of war looms closer. Blood will flow, loyalties will be tested, and Oswald must face the beast within as he strides the perilous path between humanity and monstrous power.

Aletha Ava Robert adalah seorang hunter yang memiliki kekuatan elemental. Suatu ketika sang kakak yang memintanya untuk membasmi penghianat yang ada diklannya mengirimnya ke desa Toda. Namun, semua berubah saat ia mengetahui apa yang ia bantai. Keinginan balas dendam yang besar membuatnya merencanakan hal besar. Xavier Dion Cornelius adalah seorang putra pang lima kerajaan. Ia mewarisi darah sang ayah yang berasal dari klan demon. Memiliki sifat dingin dan tak tersentuh menjadi daya tarik tersendiri baginya. Xander memiliki kecerdasan dan kemampuan yang hebat sehingga ia pantas untuk mendapatkan posisi pang lima berikutnya. Aletha dan Xavier dipertemukan di akademi Victoria. Xavier yang merupakan murid pindahan membuat ia menjadi pusat perhatian ditambah dengan statusnya. Xavier tertarik pada Aletha karena ia merasa Aletha adalah matenya.

Many years ago, a young man named Kevin was entrusted with the task of looking after the young master (turned out to be the heir to the throne) during spring break. Kevin had barely entered the reserve army, and he was not looking forward to spending his vacation babysitting a spoiled child. However, Kevin soon found that he had underestimated the boy. The young master (aka the prince) was arrogant and demanding. Kevin retaliated and made the young master’s life a living hell. Kevin was constantly inquired of the boy’s beck and call, and he was often subjected to the Kevin’s antics. Many years later, Kevin, the Commander of the Bronze Army who ‘just came back to life,’ returned to the royal city, and the person in charge of power had already changed. His close friend gloated: “Silly; I heard that you had beaten His Majesty several times when he was still seven-or-eight years old.” Kevin unconcernedly said: “The old account had passed so many years ago. He must have forgotten already.” Oswald: “The person you all thought highly of was a shadow-like childhood existence to me.” Kevin choked on a mouthful of red wine in his throat. Oswald propped up his chin, absent-mindedly said: “But now, the power I held was already above his. How should I retaliate then…?” Kevin: “…” Q: Long time ago, I had beaten up a brat. The brat became the top boss now. How long could I still live? A: After a good meal, you could go on your way.

- Warning: bloody scenes are ahead so read carefully. Thousands of years ago in the golden age of cultivation where many great talents rose up and fell down the path, but with order come chaos as this prosperity came to an end when, because of a mysterious entity the age of cultivation was almost driven to extinction and that caused the world of cultivation to be in a period of time where cultivation was at its lowest ,this period of time was called "despair era". Two thousand years before the current timeline, the heavens started to mend and healf itself as with chaos come order ,this embarked a period which was known as " blooming era" After two thousand years in the current timeline there is a new era which even rivals the golden era of cultivation, Zhiyou YIGE a young boy who's fate took an interesting turn on the day he awakened his own technique which changed his fate and led him down an interesting path , fate's season changed and intertwined as Zhiyou rose through perial of challenges, but he did not know that something mysterious was present , it was always present. ( I as the author recommend the readers to not read the power system chp if you don't want spoilers) ___________________________________ ~Past~ Author: I didn't make Zhiyou too strong right? ~Future ~ Author: FUDGE he's too strong! how can I continue the story? This is newly written so please be patient readers and I hope you like the story.

"Dismissed from her job, she unwittingly becomes a maid at the opulent manor of Cornelius Montgomery, the CEO who detests her. Unaware the house is his, she navigates her duties, sparking tension. Will the mundane job transform into a journey of love, breaking down the CEO's barriers, or deepening the hatred between them?"

Camelia Qirani terlahir di sebuah keluarga sederhana, hidupnya tidaklah mudah dan dia harus berjuang dengan melakukan pekerjaan di beberapa tempat untuk memenuhi kebutuhan sehari-hari. Ibunya Camelia bekerja sebagai buruh cuci dan mendapatkan upah yang tidak seberapa, untuk itu Camelia harus bekerja keras untuk membayar utang-utang mereka. Suatu hari terjadi sebuah insiden dan dia bertemu dengan Cornelius Raymundo, seorang pria yang tampan dan juga kaya raya. Dari situlah Camelia tidak menyukai Cornelius yang dia anggap sebagai pria yang memuakkan. Namun, Corenlius tidak menyerah dan dia terus mendekati Camelia hingga akhirnya perlahan cinta tumbuh di hatinya, sayangnya kisah cinta mereka tidak bisa bersatu karena ternyata mereka berdua lahir dari rahim yang sama. Melalui sebuah pernikahan kontrak antara kedua orang tua mereka, Camelia dan Cornelius pun terpisah. Apakah Camelia dan Cornelius akan menemukan jalan cinta mereka? “I’m not your Cinderalla but your enemy,” ucap Camelia kepada Cornelius.

In the world of martial arts and spiritual beasts, where the strong eat the weak, the strongest fist speaks volumes. Journey with Zarna , as she survives the cunning ploys for her father's throne set by her traitorous uncle and escapes the place she once called home. personally witnessing the brutality and cruelty of her so kin, she swears to bring down the culprits and traitors one by one. Blood debts will be collected, Retaliation will be a hundred times worse. for those who hurt,betrayed,tortured and murdered her close ones, Havoc and Chaos are just the beginning...

When she wakes up, she felt that something is off. Her surrounding is unfamiliar and she felt a heavy object on her waist. She tried to move but she cant, it seems that it hugged her tightly. So she turn around to see what's that object was, but to her surprise she saw a handsome man that she doesn't know in her entire life! Then, she felt her body become sore especially down there. What the fudge!! and she's naked!! Suddenly, the handsome man began to wake up and when he open his eyes, he said "good morning babe, last night was amazing!" and he smiled and winked at her. ____ hello guys! Hope you like this story. :* For those readers who never likes a story with smuts, I'm sorry but I'm kinda shameless! ahahaha and I'm sorry for the wrong grammars. Thank you! :* It's my firstime writing a story, so please try to understand. Thank you!

"Dear wife’s, please wake up." He tapped on the shoulder of the woman lying on the bed beside his. "Just wait 5–no 30 more minutes please." The woman answered lazily. "But the breakfast, I mean brunch I cooked for us is gonna get cold." he said slowly lowered his lips to hers. He gave her a deep penetrating kiss, which the woman reciprocated. The kissed finished and he pulled away from her gently. "Hubby, please understand this tired wifey," she said while breathing heavily. "Just let me sleep more. Do you even know how much of a monster you are last night? I haven’t even finished my work yet!" "Fine, I’m sorry dear wife. This hubby was just making up for this busy week. I just wanted to feel you but I couldn’t control myself. Forgive me please? I know you wanted it too." he teased. "Yes, yes, wifey forgives, because she also wanted it. Now let me sleep some more!" Suddenly, they heard the door of their bedroom creak. A little boy came running to the bed and pouncing on the woman. "Eek!" "Mommy! Wake up please. Xiao Xiao has come back from grandmama’s home. Xiao Xiao misses mommy, so mommy please wake up?" "Xiao, get off of your mom. She’s in pain." "Okay daddy," the boy said sadly as he moved away from his mother dejectedly. "Shi Shi, wake up please. I’ll compensate by letting you off for tonight." "Alright, you promise!" "No promises" "Hmph!" "I cooked your favorites," the man said in a gentle voice. "Really?" "Yes, really," he said while the woman called Shi Shi snuggled against his chest. 'Truly, the way to a woman’s heart is through food or was it supposed to be a man’s heart?' he thought. "Ahhhh! Xiao Xiao wanna joins cuddle hug too!" the little boy ran up to them and opened his arms wide. The tiny family hugged each other for a little while before pulling away. "Xiao Xiao go to the dining room and wait for mommy and daddy. Let’s go to the amusement park today." "Really daddy?" "Yes baby." he replied. "Yehey! Mommy, daddy please hurry up. I’ll go wait at the dining room!" the boy shouted as he left. "Now wifey let’s go clean you up. Your breath stinks, your hair is flying everywhere, and I bet you’re wet down there." "Shut up! It’s your fault! .°(ಗдಗ。)°." The man giggled. ——— Meanwhile her excuse for not updating her web novel that night: [1] Lu Shi Thoughts: “I’m sorry dear readers my husband was shameless enough to eat me before I could even update last night’s chapter.” Comments: Xx_Matsunaga_xX: (//∇//) ChocolateBaby: _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): Fudge, author is stabbing my single heart. I want a hubby too! Brooda: Hahaha! Shameless author! We do all know what "my husband was shameless enough to eat me” means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ——— [1] Lu Shi- this is the female lead’s pseudonym or pen name. Inspired by her son’s name. I’m sorry that this synopsis did not provide the whole plot of the story. ——— (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Suddenly a pair of steps were heard in the stables and disrupted Jo's thoughts. She lifted her head and their eyes met. Jo's reaction was to quickly hide, so she crouched down and hid behind the horse. "Fudge!! He already saw me, why did I hide?!" Jo whispered to her self, ah... what a cringe reaction. In the mean time, the man bent down as well, wanting to make eye contact with her, from the other side of the horse. "What are you doing?" Jo's face instantly turned red. "Ummm... I dropped the brush... you are home early!" Jo managed to pull her self out of that cringe situation. Lu Ye Ze, chuckled lightly "Haha ha..." He hadn't finished teasing her yet, so he added. "I missed you!"

Eliza has been locked up and tormented by her family for her whole life, just because she dared to dream of a better life for herself. One day she managed to escape and she met a mysterious man that told her of a prophecy that could help her to prove her family wrong: she would be the queen one day with this man by her side. Tired of waiting around for the prophecy to come true, Eliza and her newfound love enact a plan to eliminate her competition - her older sisters - with the help of her brother (and her pet dragon Oswald).

Li Yun - a fellow rotten green apple AKA a fudanshi has a curse?!! Every CP, every potential pairing, every semeXuke pairing he makes in every novels or dramas he watched reach a certain ending ... It always ends in tragedy. " What is the use of pairing? They always break or fell apart " One day he wakes up with a diamond inlaid silver ring slipped at his finger with a little paper inserted on it that said: ---What will you do to repair what you've done, Honey??? Once he read the note,the world he is in... turned to darkness. A mechanical flirty voice greeted him: This little one welcomes You,My Master~~~ I'm Mend The Ship System~~~ Please take care of me♡♡~~ If you failed to mend the ship,you will disappear in the oblivion forever...~~~~ As in ...*Poof* Teeheee~~~ Li Yun:The fudge!*splashes blood to the system at his mind* ----I will wait for you... ----I win and my reward is... ----Do I need to prove my love for you? ----Will showing my smile enough to melt you? ----Killing you??Not a chance!!!I want you...A.L.I.V.E. Li Yun: The hot chocolate fudge!!!!Please Let This Ship Sink!!! QAQ

After completing a very dangerous task and almost failed, Ye Ruo, a Rank S task-taker, got her soul severely wounded and her rank dropped directly from S to E. In order to recover her soul and gain her freedom from the Central System, she must start all over again, collecting points by completing tasks in various planes. She planned to do her tasks peacefully, but who was this mysterious young man? She accidentally entered his space and in order to get out, she had to do an exchange. A certain mysterious young man laughed evilly : "This is just a small exchange. What are you so scared about?" Ye Ruo : "What did you do to me? And what happened to my system?" Creepy mysterious young man : "That's just a virus I created. And with me being here replacing your administrator, You should have known the answer. If everything ends well, I promise that I will resurrect you." Da fudge! She was being used! Such a rotten man! He wouldn't care whether she was alive or not. ... A certain love-struck idiot male lead: "XiaoXue, there's only you in my heart." A white lotus female protagonist lowered her heads and smiled shyly. Ye Ruo: Why do I feel agitated. A certain love-struck idiot male lead, looking at Ye Ruo coldly: "XiaoXue is so gentle and considerate. She will never do such a thing. What is your purpose of throwing all the blame on her? I told you before, whatever you do, I will never like you." Ye Ruo : (slowly retreating)... I also don't like you, ah! A white lotus female lead, blinking her teary eyes: "Shen-ge, please don't blame Little Ruo anymore. This is just a misunderstanding, let's sit and talk calmly." Zero: [Aiyo~ you really are lack of methods! Just this small task and you still use so much time turning around to complete it. sigh*] Ye Ruo evil-mode: "I love it seeing them kneel and beg for mercy. It is boring if things went too smooth, isn't it. It them who want to play in the first place. Then I will fulfill their wish..." Zero: ...poor female and male leads. (lit candles and pray) ------------------- Author's note : I will try to update daily. The cover isn't mine. I found it randomly from google image. The creator didn't put his/her name.

There are a lot of crazy and unpredictable events that happens in every person’s lives. Like falling in love, getting hurt, heartbreak, getting fooled, being loved and etc in general. Some unpredictable and crazy parts are having to live with a boy, getting dumped by your long time crush, having to deal with some moronic slash brainless annoying wannabes (AKA school bitches who thinks that they can just sleep with any guys that they are interested in) and having that fear of falling in love again. Let me introduce to you our female MC, Cze Jane Cruz. A gorgeous, smart, down to earth, stubborn, caring, loving, kind, cool, somehow reckless and boyish girl. *imitates a boxing mc's voice* And on the other side of the ring..here we have our male MC, Klied Alec Martinez. An extremely hot, smart, cool, kind of cold-hearted, half jerk, but somehow kind, thoughtful and caring in his own way guy. These two people met in the most craziest and hilariously funny situation that I (author) find interesting. Not sure about you guys, but that's how I think. Hahaha. After that hilarious first meeting, they acted like strangers and went their seperate ways. They obviously pretended like nothing happened, but...when was life ever fair? The next day after their first meeting, they again met each other at school. Apparently, they both go to the same school, what a coincidence, huh? The third meeting was when both parties "group of friends" went to the same park to hungout. I don't even know if this is even called a coincidence anymore. One day, when they just got home to each of their houses, they saw their families with luggages and was ready to go somewhere. When both of them were sending their families off at the airport, both families stood together and smiled at each other. The only exception was the two teenager’s that has absolutely no clue what was even going on. What would happen if one day, they were somehow forced to share the same house? And the reason as to why is because, both of their families went to a sudden "business trip" without saying any other sentence other than, "You two will live together while we're away, goodbye." and then just went straight towards the departure area. Like what the effin' fudge is that right? A handsome looking guy and a gorgeous looking girl living in one house. What could happen? ———— Reminder: This is a somehow the classic romance cliche kind of story. And there are a bunch of unnecessary moments throughout the entire plot, but some of those moments are just put on there, by the author, for fun(A/N: please don’t kill me). Some parts of the story might be partially confusing and not really useful for the entire story, but that’s the author’s fault so don’t stress about it. Anyway, this is an original work and this is literally the first book that I made with sincerity (kinda?). If you don’t like cliche’s moments, then go find another book if you want. I’m not forcing you to read this, I just want to have my work be enjoyed and read by fellow people out there, who enjoys reading novels. Oh! about the grammars and any language errors and stuffs, I deeply apologize for that. English isn’t my first language, so if you somehow find the grammar errors annoying, feel free to comment and let me know so that I can fix it. Also, keep in mind, that this story is only from the author’s figments of imagination only. Any relations to the dead or living in real life are purely coincidental. That’s it and thank you for checking this story out. *finger heart*

I hate my life, so I'm going to drag you along with me to see why.

[Slow Burn] Died as a virgin. Reincarnated with a big rod. Ding! [You have acquired the Bad Luck system. The God of death sympathized with you for dying pathetically. You have been gifted with a divine rod. Your meat rod is the tool you would use to rise to the top. Grow faster and stronger to conquer all the beauties and face the tribulations of the world] "Eh, where am I? What! A Bad Luck system!" Trying to comprehend what had just occurred as strange characters appeared in his view. Vincent tried to talk and move his body but he realized that he was In the body of a baby. Vincent Oswald, a popular hentai writer and tentacles creator died as a virgin in a tragic accident and reincarnated into another world. A dog-eat-dog world, a world of cruelness, a world where you could have your head rolling for a plate of meat soup. Let's see how Vincent survives in this cruel world and strives for the top as a boy that was born with a silver spoon. Elves + Demons + Vampires + Yandere + Op characters and so many fantasizing things. ============================ Note: No NTR towards Mc. ------- The MC acts naive and annoying in the early 30s chapters. After that, I can guarantee you a lustful, action-packed piece of work... Warning: Incest included.

Jay Cornelius (know as Jayfifth) is the 5th in line to become king of the kingdom of Illverstand, a kingdom of magic. He has no interest in taking the crown, unlike his other four brothers, and peruses a life of trying to become a mythical occupation called "a Scientist" that he head about in bedtime stories as a kid. After the death of the King of Illverstand, there is an attack by the fourth brother, Tyrius, to take over the throne. Who does Tyrius have helping him take over the kingdom? Visitors from another dimension, a world of science, that are trying to find the way to obtain the magic of Illverstand. Will Jayfifth be able to take down the army of foes that try to take over his home, or fall victim to the very science he aspired to obtain?

Series of deaths in his life has left him a suspect to the police, a pity in the small town and hollow inside with nothing, not even numbness to feeling. He finally decides to move out of the place, the house was too much of a remainder of everything, it was burnt up anyway. If he knew what the new smaller town had waiting for him, he might’ve run in the other direction instead, might’ve. Something finally worth enough to forget the past over but not the first he met, hopefully not the second he’d lose. ~~~~~~~~ Tiny bit of a slow build in the start but it gets better please try to stick through the first 10 chapters Thank you for reading