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``` [Doce, satisfatório, cheio de mimos, e muitos tapas na cara.] A era de Zhang Caishen havia chegado ao fim e ele nunca mais poderia se erguer, ou era o que diziam. Mas por que ele parecia ficar cada vez mais rico e poderoso, mesmo agora que estava aleijado e abandonado por sua noiva? Por que ele de repente se tornou tão incrivelmente sortudo? A resposta era simples; sua nova esposa!! Lin Alix não tinha sorte quando se tratava de sua família. Ela era a irmã mais velha, menos amada e menos talentosa em comparação com sua irmã mais nova que lhe roubou tudo. Mas o destino interveio e ela teve sorte quando se tratou de um marido, ele não era apenas rico, mas adorava mimá-la. Sugerido pelo seu sistema de jogos de sorte infinita, Alix se casou com o noivo aleijado e indesejado de sua irmã e entrou no caminho de uma vencedora na vida. Ela conquistou prêmios musicais, ganhou reconhecimento internacional e se vingou de sua cruel família enquanto se tornava a esposa mais invejada de Pequim. "Você está louca, casou com um homem aleijado de livre vontade?" suas amigas perguntaram. "Sim, mas você viu quanto ele me mima?" ela respondeu por sua vez. "Ela vai traí-lo, ele é aleijado e não pode cumprir seus deveres de marido." outros fofocavam. Alix olhou para o chamado homem aleijado que subia em sua cama noite após noite e riu. Desculpe, ele era mais do que capaz. "Querida, estou aqui para cumprir meus deveres de marido." ele sempre dizia de maneira coquete ao virá-la. Este livro está participando do WSA e o autor agradecerá todo o seu apoio. Aviso: Esta é uma obra de ficção, nada deve ser comparado ao mundo real, não importa quão semelhante. Você também pode conferir meus outros trabalhos aqui na Web novel. ```

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Here I ask these questions of you. What if you were a modern man just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and been reborn into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being just a little girl? What sort of heights could you honestly hope to reach without seemingly having any overpowered cheats or systems or super powers to help you, just some advanced knowledge from your past and maybe something else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know woman stuff. Plus it happens in a Fantasy medieval world, on a large mostly unexplored island named Albion which is basically just England but not really much at all. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with all the challenges before him/her so well, and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of Roller Coaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, create home of his/her own, maybe become wealthy, maybe change something in the world, maybe lead some people to glory or even try and change the entire world or even the Galaxy at large. Note: This is me trying to rewrite my other work with the same name. Basically after some thinking and forming this world of mine into a form that makes sense, I am goin to do this again, similar, but better.

"I don't know what I want to do or what am I really." ".... I just wonder around... And that it." "I'm not some sort of protagonist wanabe that wants to make myself an harem nor some sort of person that wants to have an slow life." "I wonder around, wondering what to do with my life."

As all kids do, Hera wanted to be an explorer. Sadly when she turned 18 she discovered that her stats and lack of skills made her fail the requirements to become one, and she went to work on a bookstore. That should have been the end of her story. But when she wins a lottery to have her level up she discovers a hidden skill and a rare one at that. The system gave her dream back, and this time she is not letting it go. ############################## The story is about a world where game-like systems are the norm, Everyone has a level, status and even skills are a common thing. If your stats are good you can even become an explorer, someone that ventures inside a place called MAZE, a dungeon of sorts filled with monsters creatures and things that the regular world is missing such as magic. The story follows Hera, a woman who wanted to be an explorer but her status were too low to become one. One day she wins a raffle that allows her to level up for the first time giving her the chance to achieve her childhood dream. It's more about how things work and what you can do with them than about power or revenge. The rhythm might be a bit slow for some but that is the idea. I want to give sort of a slice of life feeling to most of it. ###############################

Here I ask these questions of you. What if you were a modern man just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and been reborn into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being just a little girl? What sort of heights could you honestly hope to reach without seemingly having any overpowered cheats or systems or super powers to help you, just some advanced knowledge from your past and maybe something else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know woman stuff. Plus it happens in a Fantasy medieval world, on a large mostly unexplored island named Albion which is basically just England but not really much at all. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with all the challenges before him/her so well, and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of Roller Coaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, create home of his/her own, maybe become wealthy, maybe change something in the world, maybe lead some people to glory or even try and change the entire world or even the Galaxy at large.

Alexander Sebastian had transmigrated to a world where everyone could awaken a Planet. The larger the Planet, the higher the Origin Energy, and the stronger the Civilization. Some people made theirs with Qi to create a Martial Arts Civilization, everyone on the Planet was a Martial Arts practitioner. Some people made theirs with Magic to create a Magical Civilization, everyone on the Planet was a Mage. Some people made their with Spiritual Energy to create an Immortal Civilization, everyone on the Planet was an Immortal Cultivator. Everyone was trying their best to construct all sorts of extraordinary planets. Sebastian, on the other hand, used his memories from his previous life to create a technological civilization! “Your Star Destroyer directly pierced through the opponent’s planet, and the opponent bowed their head.” “Your two-way foil turned the opponent’s planet into a piece of paper, and you frightened them.” This story uses technology to break through all sorts of Supernatural Civilizations. _____ This is a translation. The Original Title is: 人人一颗星球：开局打造科技文明 And sorry, my English is average, so forgive me if there is a mistake. The later chapter will have better quality.

The decent of the seven energies had the world in turmoil, and because of this the human race had to be sent to other worlds. The seven energies began to remold the earth but about 30+ people were not affected by the summoning seeing this the world forcefully dragged them to a demonic realm with caused them to dive into endless slaughter . After the remolding of earth, superhumans, cultivators of all sorts, demons, buddhas, gods, and all sorts of fantastical creatures appeared on earth. And with that the human race faces many challenges and many challenges ahead, Tristan Clay who was also dragged to the demonic realm was suddenly struck by lightning and got a mysterious guide Soon after he realized that it was a guide that would drag him to mysterious worlds witch forced him to evolve into an ultimate being . But he would soon realize he wasn't the only one for the other 30+ people who went to the demonic realm was also forced into this predicament.

As the war raged on between light and dark, a miracle happened. A human now houses an angel and demon and turn the tides of the war to either side. Which side will he choose or does he have other plans? Tune in to find out. Feel free to leave comments, if you want to provide some fan art, I'll sort through them and post the closest art for each person.

Carmine is a princess who became General to protect her country. But she gets entangled with Norand’s royal brothers. What will her future withhold? Will, she still be able to guard her country against Ouran invasion, or fate will take a new turn and entail a different path for her? Thank you very much to all the readers for being so supportive and reading my novel. This is my first time writing a novel. This will probably finish in 50-60 chapters. I am sorry for not updating in time. But I will try to complete it soon after I sort some priority stuff at this point. The cover belongs to respected creators as I got it from Pinterest and modified it a bit. However, the story content is original and created by me. Please leave a rating as it motivates me to write more. With kind regards Scaretpheonixxx

A woman, doomed to live the life of a fantasy romance novels villainess again and again. Decides that this life she will simply be lazy, allow the story to drag her where it may However, the other main characters are acting rather strange this time around. They simply will not leave her to laze about in peace. This is my first book, and also incredibly self indulgent. Created mostly for my own enjoyment. Featuring: an mc who gives no fucks, obsessive male leads, and gratuitous use of fantasy tropes. What more can a gall ask for. (There is no weird sibling stuff, and there is very little of the miscommunication trope. Mostly because I personally dislike that sort of thing.)

When other people experience a body transformation, it is inevitably either male to female or female to male. Me? I wake up to find myself transformed into two different bodies. Both a male body and a female body, one conscience operating two bodies, all sorts of embarrassing moments. Walking together normally makes other people think that I am sweethearts with my other-self, such sadness. Also, the entire business of a hero rescuing the beautiful maiden, I call Bull. I get slashed by a sword and my female body gets abducted, and he wants me to thank him?!?! Can it be less of a tragedy?

Leo Avanoris is a 18 year old girl who was not fond of social settings. She likes to be by herself, well, atleast most of the times. Books, music and food fascinate her. Her friends: Hogan(18),Rylan(18),Wade(17),Stephanie(16),lena(17) and saforee(15) have been with her from elementary school. One tantalizing day, their curiosity got the best of them. They wondered off into a forbidden forest; where creatures of all sorts lurked. What they were about to uncover was both terrifying and mindblowing.

A young Khan wakes up from a strange dream, a dream where he wore an armor of gold, ivory, and silk. Yet he lays on a mattress of some sort, wearing nothing but tattered rags. It was a dream, right? But it felt so real, the pain of metal piercing his neck, the impact of his dying body on the sandy floors of a world where the sky was a diminishing shade of turquoise, splotched with the occasional light, like a daunting prison cell. What an odd dream that was. (All content in this story is attributed to Deepwoken.)

Alaire, an ordinary 17-year-old boy who lives with his grandma, gets a mirror and finds himself in a different world where he experiences all sorts of things and finds out information that was kept a secret from him for years alongside his feathered companion Hewie and others.

After John, the sheriff loses his wife and is left to raise his daughter, Alice, alone, he never expected to find love again. But then he meets an impudent young lady who has broken the law and becomes his prisoner. As he sorts her case, John begins to question what he starts to feel for her.. Will he be able to resist the attraction he feels towards her? Follow John’s journey as he navigates the complexities of lust/love and redemption while balancing the demands of his job and family.

``` [Le roman urbain le plus chaud de 2022] Pour sauver quelqu'un, un pauvre garçon a inopinément acquis du Sang de Dragon comme fortifiant corporel et a même dormi avec une belle PDG. Par un coup du sort, il est devenu le garde du corps de cette PDG, entamant ainsi un incroyable renversement de situation. La PDG, "Viens dans ma chambre ce soir pour parler travail." Long Fei, "Tu essayes de me tuer ? En parler tous les jours pendant un mois, tu ne peux pas me laisser souffler ?" ```

It's been roughly thirteen years after Zanbongfar's defeat. Zan and Ayumi now have four children. Though the three youngest children have began to manifest abilities, Sanziri, the first born manifests no abilities. His siblings try to cheer him up but unbeknownst to them, he is not depressed and has been undergoing his own sort of training. He is also determined to avoid the tragedies that befell his predecessors. However when he is taken to see his Gramps, the Nightmare King, he commences training under the Nightmare King's tutorship and is presented with a mysterious Tome which may determine whether or not he can avoid the tragedies that befell his predecessors or will instead inherit them.

Twelve-year-old Oliver Hall’s life changes when he’s invited to Eastford Academy of Magic, a stunning school nestled in a valley surrounded by enchanting hills. Sorted into Ignis House with his new friends, Lily and Ethan, Oliver dives into a world of spellbinding classes, magical creatures, and thrilling adventures. But the academy isn’t without its challenges. Rivalries with the ambitious Umbra House and the mysteries of Eastford’s past test Oliver’s courage and friendship. As strange events threaten the school, Oliver must uncover his potential to protect the place he now calls home. A journey of magic, friendship, and self-discovery awaits!

Everything has an end, as well as its own beginning. The never-ending cycle of the world. Which every living being is caged.....A cage of fate. A cage of endless possibilities. From where stories and epics are born. Follow the life of Aiden, caught between the apocalypse. Where humanity was caught sort during their time at the top. Following its inevitable extinction. Aiden, a fellow human. Blessed with a miracle, a wish. What will he do? Who will he save? Is humanity really going to go extinct between the epic war of supernatural beings like Angels and Demons? The monumental war, prophesied in many bibles and Epic stories. The war, known as Ymir'sHoly War.

Lila Cynder Evie (Evee- eh) thought that she was just an ordinary girl, with all sorts of misfortune. She has lived out her entire life in a foster home where she was never loved by her foster mother Olga, and has been through countless types of abuse. While the only two people who she cared for and loved at the corrupt home, were her little twin foster sisters. One day, Lila's life of hell ends while she receives an acceptance letter to Oasel Academy ("Oh-tsil" Academy). A school and place for people just like her, who possess magical abilities to learn and be wizards and witches. While she enrolls to the magical school, she gets sorted with the rest of the other first years to their different Houses. (And suddenly gets sorted in a new and peculiar house). Due to all challenges and hardships she dealt in her past life, she will have to find a way to survive in the enchanted, school of Oasel. Lila takes on every challenging obstacle, to become a greater and brightest witch. { I dedicate this story to both my older sister Evelyn, my niece Hazel, and my two nephews, Imri and Mars. You guys have made my day magical, and inspire me everyday. I luv u guys!!! }

Imagine losing your job and having nothing going for you. Yeah that's me Kamako Hirigia and I'm 24 years old and have been trying all my life to make something of myself. Anything would be great but instead I'm working a dead end job or I was working a dead end office job that was getting me nowhere. Till I met her, a girl with short red hair who had some sort of tail. I'm serious she had a tail, but the craziest thing is that she thinks I'm sort of prophet and I'm supposed to believe this? This is the story about how I got my own Succubus. The Novel does contain edgy scenarios, sex, and etc. Read at your own risk. If this is what you like then enjoy :) ---------- ------ --------- Information for my amazing readers! Will update as much as possible! 100 Powerstones = 2 Bonus Chapter 250 Powerstones = 4Bonus Chapters 500 Powerstones = 8 Bonus Chapters If I don't respond to your comment right away you could always reach me on discord in my server >-

Marcus, a brilliant student, endures relentless bullying due to his exceptional academic success. His struggles culminate tragically in the park after school, where bullies kill him for refusing to give them money. [GOD OF DEATH SYSTEM AWAKENING] [System Awakening: 50%... 70%... 100%] Is this a prank? Am I truly dead, or am I trapped in some sort of novel? As Marcus navigates his new existence, he embarks on an extraordinary journey to uncover the Dao of life and the universe, join us on his journey as he explores realms, encounters mysterious beings, Simulations, and mysterious places, and seeks to understand his true destiny.

Hye Rin, the general in command has been imprisoned for murder of many people as well as the current emperor's family in only the most unforgiving and merciless tower where only the strongest of heart can survive. At the day of her banishment to "The Shuffle", she breaks out of the shackles and takes the emperor in command with her to "The Shuffle" where both of them have to be the last ones surviving. "The Shuffle", a treacherous world where you are stuck with only themost dangerous sort of criminals and assassins and sometimes even bloodthirsty monsters with the goal to finish your foes and be the last one to survive in order to return back to home. At the end of the day, the one who survives is the one who has a place in such a cruel and unforgiving world such as the world of "The Divinely", where as powerful as you may be, you cannot escape the term "Memento mori", unless you have earned the right to escape it with an even greater price to pay..

In Dreamworlds, a telepathic network where billions of dreamers share their dreams, a freak accident steals a boy away from his family for several hours. 13 year old Colin awakes with no memory of those hours, but in Dreamworlds, the scars he still bears prove that something had happened. His father brings him and a select group of friends to a new Dreamworld the very next night - the one Dreamworld in all the Network that allowed children to roam free, obtain a sort of power, and face the responsibilities involved. A Dreamworld where children Travel with and care for animal Comrades, a Dreamworld meant for children to grow and mature without parents looking over their shoulders all the time. There Colin explores friendship like he never had before... and finds that it could be the only thing he could count on to protect him.

Lucas Wilson was an average nerd attending high school. However, all that changed when he was going through his dead grandfather's old stuff. He found some sort of marble in the attic. When he touched it with his blood-covered hand, he obtained something he never could have expected. A system! He gained video game-like abilities however, he didn't know how much the world was hiding. Thus began his tale of Magic, Martial Arts, Supernatural Events, and a harem of hot girls!

Zavier kingstone, cast down to earth realm is forced through timed adventures. He meats Olivia and her sister and together they embarked and faced scurging experiences in other to sort for their revenge, at least that what they thought before realizing the fate of the world rested on their hands. Read to find out what really happened

some sort stories of taboo This story is a complete work of fiction; any resemblance to anyone, alive or dead is pure coincidence. All of the characters in this story are 18 years and older.

When the King is killed in the middle of a Gala, everyone is a suspect. Now being hunted as a suspect to conspiracy, Audrey must fully commit to a life she thought she had finally left behind. But it's not a like she did, nothing, wrong. If you looked at it right... And squinted real hard... She kind of sort of did... Kidnap the princess.

Han Woojin had struggled all his life. He lived in Busan, Korea in a small apartment. Woojin was a lawyer. Who struggled to make ends meet. No one wanted to hire him. One day he gets a mysterious call. He picks it up only to find that someone wants to hire him to win a case. He thought someone must be messing with him until he heard the payment. He could become rich in just a few weeks. He reluctantly accepted the case. But that’s when things take a horrible turn. He keeps running into trouble of all sorts. Will he get out of these troubles??